Girls have been making boys write lyrics since time immemorial.

Had one client that gave me low res pics about 300 X 120px and I had to use them in a print job. I asked for high res. He said I should use photoshop to "do it". I just laughed.

Clients sha.

Fresh air tins

LadyX:

Don't get scared.... I don't bite.

So tell me why you blame the woman

Because she frustrated the poor man.

LadyX:


It's only the first sentence "Why do you blame the woman" was directed to you. The rest are just an addition... Was lazy to start another comment.

Pele

Lol. I for fear o.

LadyX:


Why do you blame the woman?
What if the man was addicted to porn before marriage?

If you want your wife to be like dem pornstars tell her and help her to become one. No one was born with these skills, they are acquired. So let her know your fantasies.

I wrote 4 words and you replied me with all these? Na wa o.

I blame the woman.

Hmmm. Those proud Edo guys will be happy now.

I don't need to think twice before I recognise exaggeration.

Abeg make she go sleep. She just classified all his friends as irresponsible. Ahn ahn! Na wa o.

Lol. This is serious.

Where are the fools who said BH is sponsored by the opposition? BH is the birth child of PDP'S negligence. Now they have joined forces with another deadly group. This government is lazy.

Why did they allow this sore to fester?

andromida:

In addition remember you are a woman, you attract men it is what you do! relax and sink into this.

Hmm! Spiritual.

You said you're not fine and you're fat. But that hasn't stopped guys from propositioning you. I think it's the impression you create for yourself the first time that makes them avoid you.

No guy wants to return to chyke a girl that appears too needy or rude.

BodyKiss:


I thought it was Bill Gates who is responsible for this polio thingy? Someone should please educate me.

This man likes to take credit of what he knows nothing about, and blame others for his failure.

Well said.

This man can blame ehn! Take responsibility for your failures man.

The wife no even fine. She just yellow. Dazzall.

justmag:


listen and listen well. Hitting or harming a woman is something a woman can't recover from easily. I have so many friends that have emotional injuries from events from years ago. It better to walk away or kick her out of your home.

You have written like someone who actually believes the woman is the "weaker" sex.

An unreasonable woman will push her man to violent anger. You cannot reason with an unreasonable woman. She will lock the door, put the key in her bra and dare you. I always run from them cos I don't want to hit a woman in my life. Never have, never will.

Bro, just pray you never have to deal with an unreasonable woman- a woman who doesn't know when to stop the drama.

She should not have replied that FFK. Even the PDP is uncomfortable with the bad reputation he brings.

Let him rant; together with Fayose, they will move the hearts of people towards Buhari.

justmag:
Typed this after reading the title.

No matter what! There is no excuse for hitting a woman except self defense from death.

So it's okay when she harms you, smashes your tv, tears your shirt, bites you, and even stabs you in the arm, leg as long as it's not a vital organ?

My brother, I'm sure your patience is not that bountiful.

I am disgusted by troublesome ladies. The way I will look at her ehn, she will go and commit suicide. Such gutter-mouthed girls can push even a priest to violence.

I don't blame any man who reacts violently to such disgusting girls.

Hmmm. It's obvious only one of the two partners was in love. Love will blind you to logic. Love will not let you remember to meet his friends and get into his circle. Love will not remind you that a background check is necessary.

Go to your parents. They will accept you.

So romance is peculiar to a tribe? Lol.

MimeeTee:
Mr English Comprehension!... is JUMIA an english word? ...Prove it if it's!..if u can't ,FU CK OFF and stop being trashy...answer my question and stop seeking for silly excuses...Happy Sunday...have a niceday!

The emboldened question would never arise if you understood my response. Now it should be obvious (to you) that you need to improve on your logic and comprehension. I answered your question but I am not that surprised your brain couldn't recognize it.

It takes a level of idiocy to tell someone "Fu ck off", "Happy sunday" and "Have a nice day" in one statement.

She hurled a lamp at you? Bro one day her missiles might not miss. Anyone who has such fierce, blazing, blinding anger is not a safe partner.

Keep yourself safe man.

All these romance novels sef.

Lol

Food must not waste. All the wedding expenses...

Plus she must have been cheating on that guy for her have a replacement who actually agreed to the impromptu proposal.

You are dating a selfish person. Sadly, she may never change.

I pity the guy. He fell in love at the wrong time. I'm sure he won't be able to wait for fashion school then NYSC to be over.

Just free him. Let's be logical, he is ready for marriage. You are not.

That's wickedness. Shey she no fit calculate her sontin before we fix wedding date? Why why why? God help you if that's the first day.

Well, ladies, shebi you can you calculate the days in advance?

Mynd44:
All beat you hands down in beauty and brains so shut dafuq up

Why the evils? Why?

See why realism is a bore? You have patience and focus and those are good qualities. You should get yourself a graphics tab.

Sky blue and golden brown

Anyway, I'm sure my eye is working fine!