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It's funny how peeps keep saying you can't know if a gal is a runz gal. It is very obvious for Pete's sake!

Runz gals have wandering eyes. Always evaluating the potential magas around them. I've never dated a runz gal before. Never will. I can smell them 500 yards away!

OP, go and check Politics section. Even on a monday afternoon (when peeps should be busy at work) it's always a full house.

Money answers all things; as far as Naija women are concerned.

Life becomes simpler for the dude who understands this fundamental principle.

Come and finish this story o

chimerase2: lol I dn die for de gal oh me way join nairaland since 2001 I neva create topic like dis oh
After nw she will be yabbing me say I resemble her granpapa

She will soon join Space goat and Andy. It's a pity there is no genuine case in this Section anymore. OP's just want to create topics for fun. Trolling is now trendy.

Honestly, this is why "One -Nigeria" remains a joke.

3cycle: Some people are born with a silver spoon, you can't blame them, if e pain you na to hussle o.

*Aminu, where is the Acura (evilspirit)that was parked here?

Aunty bobby drove out with it
Ok get the keys to the venza I'm late, leaving for the spar. Please be fast
*zooms out of thread*

Hehehe

vizkiz: yeah, who knows

If na guy, make thunder sama in left yansh. Amen Sombori!

3cycle: Broke guys everywhere
So what? She might be saying the truth...

Lol. Hungry babes everywhere. Truth indeed. So it's not bad? Continue, you hear? Continue!

But let us fear God in everything we are doing

vizkiz: you are new on NL, and you opened 3 threads already...i think you need to relax and call it a day

It's like that's the trend now. They'll dump their old usernames and create a fresh one, then they'll start forming noob. But the familiarity- the ease with which they navigate and communicate- betrays them. 3 topics on the first day. Fresh topics at that!


Maybe na guy sef Who knows

How many threads in just One day? Your FIRST DAY O!

OP, what's your old username?

See them! They are not denying it sha. Guilty.

chidekings: what brand of weed is doing this work on both of u?

As in ehn! See lyrics flying everywhere.

Kini Big Deal - Naeto C








Yes boss! We on fire!

Ty mix's most meaningful work till date.

See me see question. Well, in Africa, leadership makes a man.

Baddestguyp: as in, I don see like 5, check d last set.of peeps Im flwing

Only you dey follow how many fine gyals? Well done.

Women.....SMH

Op, what's the number sef? 080....?

evegran: . Oh please! You've already endorsed violence against women, why are you contradicting yourself? Do you guys even read what you write before posting or this thread is filled with (in OP's wife's words) "brainless" men? I'm still confused!

Honestly, you need a course in English COMPREHENSION.

Emotional people, please stay off my tail.

Whataya want from me - Adam Lambert









O my! That guy's pitch!

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Cantata

This is quite embarrassing. Ah! Naija.

*face palm*

She took you for granted bro. Don't forget that.

You know it baffles me when I see young ladies speaking rudely to men. Especially older men.

Ladies get sharp mouth but when they prod the man to the point of lashing out at them, they label him a monster.

It's funny when ladies say a real man should not do this or that. Are you a man or even a boy? You do not have the slightest idea of what it means to be a man on the receiving end of a young woman's sharp tongue.

The man was wrong to have hit her only because he chose to marry her inspite of her sharp tongue. He should have been prepared to live with all this rubbish.

PS: I don't endorse needless violence against women

It is easier to catch a nice chic on the street, in the mall, church, on campus, in NYSC camp, etc, than here on NL or any other social site.

OP, oya, enter street and start hunting.

marieolae: . Igbo girls are pretty but igbo guys are *cough* *cough*

Take *gives her tom tom honey lemon*

Yeah many igbo chics I have met are pretty. But why don't you like fair guys? They didn't bleach to become fair na.

Baddestguyp: has d like button on NL disappeared? I can't see anything like dat again or is it my acc

it has been removed temporarily.

marieolae: exactly!!! They. Look too igbo-ish! Yuck

You look igbo-ish too

But you know that already.

Mprex: I dont know about other girls but to me, a fair complexioned guy is a complete turn off
dont ask me why

I'm glad I'm dark.



So [clears throat] wassup Mprex.

Finally! Nobody can like this post!

*Dancing Skelewu*

Am I the only one who feels a little "deprived" because I can't like some "likeable" posts?

It kinda feels like asphyxiation. What's wrong with me?

Interesting things are happening here.