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OP that's another love language if you don't know

MizMyColi:
Ah just deyo

That was some mad fun last night.

Kilon Poppin'
You've been somewhat MIA.



The last time I saw you, you were rejecting kneeling before a woman

Lol. I have been observing the side lines.

I'm not very skilled at kneeling Besides, I feel the lady should humble herself and kneel instead. You know, as a proof of submissiveness.

The ones u posted here....hmmm. Hospital tins

MizMyColi:
Are you trying to pull a rozay on me too

Errrrmmm
Tymax!
Hian!!!

Are you trying to pull a bukato on me? Take time.



So..... Ha fa?

MizMyColi:


You guys are too forward.

Who said anything's wrong with an S or K dude?

Get me one from there already!

In that case, forget that guy. I don send am message. Let me stand in for him

Clears throat
So baby, woksup

briansmith: I have some friends who say DAT if a guy delays spilling out His intentions to the lady he wants within the first 3 days of meeting her ..he may be friend zoned....Hw true is this .

Ladies know what they want immediately they see it. Even if you talk on the first day or on the 300th day, the result may not change. Just make a good and consistent impression whenever you meet her.

Be seen to have a clear cut purpose in life. Also, provide leadership. Leadership attracts a woman just as much as good looks.

MizMyColi:
Is he from Sambisa or Konduga?

Lol

You ladies are too choosy. What's wrong with a Sambisa dude?

3cycle: yeah right, who told you I have never pounded yam before?

Lol. So you sabi pound yam? Wow! Wife material.

ERCROSS: Who else thinks this thread ish may not work out..

The ladies won't make it work. I don't blame them. Anyone of them who declares interest will be innundated with PM's. No babe wants that.

MizMyColi:
Tymax!
Park well orrrrr

Lol. You must talk o. I have a candidate for you.

3cycle: Lol, you can't handle me alone
You need extraordinary powers to handle me

Lol. I get am. Oya come hia baby. Is it about the kneel down thing? Let bygones be bygones

Holds her soft hands Hands that have not pounded yam before.

This is a very simple matter. Tell her No. Let her enjoy her new BF. Do you want to be a consolation prize? If you accept her now, she'll do this to you again before december.

3cycle: Anamanu igba!

@op I'm all of the above except 6

Come hia. Let me handle u.

3cycle: Hmmmm marriage is a long journey...
Sometimes being single sucks other days you thank God.

MizMyColi:
I quoted you for two reason:
1. You're Right
2. Why are you an (m)

See them gisting. Declare your interest/availability jor

Hehehe, all the single ladies! Where you? this movie go sweet

https://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Man-in-3-D-glasses-Shutterstock.jpg

cutiesoglam: If a nigerian man gets dis kinda woman 100per. Like dis, m sure dey can't handle it. ......most men cant stand very strong women and the kind of woman u talking here won't condone nonsense. Most Women like des r still single

You know that's not true. I'll handle her very well.

Maddest thread.

Ladies will beef......as usual.

Really interesting thread. Very impressive.

dytbabe: Why wld u gimme attention without money, wetin I wan take am do na

If u gimme money, its baseless cos I will need my man
And if u gimme attention without money, then I dunno

Gimee both and we are happy
Otan

Choose one.

I thought she said she'll do anything for you. She must leave that guy for you o. Give her deadline. (2 days max) after that, walk away. (I'm sure she can never meet up)

The babe wan use you do SPARE TYRE. Nor gree.

kachy: Love her…when she asks if she looks fat. Your opinion counts, so tell
her she’s beautiful.

Well, I can manage to do this one.

Love her…when she buys you gifts you don’t like. Smile and tell her
it’s what you’ve always wanted.

Wait. But I don't like the gift na. What if she buys something like that another day? I should tell her, just in case.

Love her…when she cries for absolutely nothing. Don’t ask, tell her its
going to be okay.

You see, na this one dey vex me pass. Why cry for nothing? It's okay? How is it okay? A grownup is crying for "No reason" and it's okay? Does she want to drive me nuts? SMH.

It's as real as you make it.

snadguy007: https://www.nairaland.com/1896582/nairaland-babes-seems-hate-me

Jack Bauer

dytbabe: Oh well

Yes o. African man original.

No way to explain. You will be guilty naa ni.

Ladies have trust issues.

dytbabe: Yes
And YOU

Ma? Can't be me. Cos I certainly do not want twin girls as my first.

Rozzay's just plain heartless. Hot heartless heartbreaker. Please reduce your wickedness small.

Now the guy will read this and discover that he wasted his time on that date. Cos nothing is gonna come out if it.

Lord, please protect me from ladies like this heartless Rozzay.

temigracie: I want twins...girls...

One will be Grace and the other Praise...

Do you intend to marry a Nigerian man?

When a president says he knows the terrorists in his government and refuses to point them out or prosecute them, you know we are living in a jungle. A jungle named Impunity-land.

Now GEJ has been supplied with yet another identity of a BH sponsor. Let us see how he will respond or keep quiet as he is wont to do.

I trusted her 100% like a fool. Biggest mistake till date.

That's the usual excuse they give. When she eventually gets married, I hope she wouldn't mind sharing her husband with another woman in need.

3cycle: When a guy says a girl is too beautiful, or too intelligent, too tall, too rich, too calm, or too responsible for him then I begin to wonder what an average nigerian guy really want in a girl.
Are these qualities not something guys should be proud of in a lady?...

Lol. I knew you would open a thread like this. Guys say those things to give girls soft landing.

When a guy (like me) turns down a girl who appears to have all those qualities, it is usually because he has discovered a flaw that he just cannot ignore.

For some others, it's a hunch- a gut feeling of sorts- that says she's hiding something important. He feels she displays those dazzling qualities just to deflect attention from a very terrible side. This suspicion comes naturally to those of us who have dated so-called "perfect chics" in the past and regretted.

The situation in which he meets her also matters.

Low esteem? Nah!

Good afternoon miss.