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RomanceRe: Can You Convert from One Religion To Another Because of A Babe? by Tymax(m): 11:12am On Sep 12, 2014
That's absurd. Why would you ditch your spiritual belief (which should be number one in your life) for a babe?

That is utter disrespect for your Deity.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by Tymax(m): 11:09am On Sep 12, 2014
Don't mind all these ladies talking like humble chics. grin Na lie! They will feel bad if their boyfriends deny them the front seat.

Well, the front seat belongs to the person I want to chat with. In this case, it'll be my sister.

OP, it's obvious those ladies don't respect you.
RomanceRe: How Can I Convince Her That I Love Her? by Tymax(m):
BedLam: Bro, I don't think so, she actually paid the cab fare the day we went out, not symptomatic of a typical Nigerian girl.
Oya, go and prove your undyling love.

Bro, it's like you want to go about looking for grenade to catch for her abi? After showing care (already enough proof), the ONLY proof she can ever expect is... Your guess is as good as mine.

Be prepared.
FamilyRe: Violence: Again The Double Standards by Tymax(m):
MizMyColi:
Certainly not @TheEmboldened.
I do not excuse either of them expressly.
I still maintain that it was really inhumane of him to knock out a human being like that.
That's my stand.

Take for instance, the woman who forced her house help to sit on a burning gas cooker.
For all we know, she might have offended the woman gravely (or so she thought).
Does that in anyway justify the kind of treatment meted on that child, does it?


Both of them should be sorry for their disgraceful acts, but he should be more sorry for reacting to such extent.
The guy is blameless. She got what she asked for. He was pushed to rage and she got served. Don't blame the both of them for the stupidity of that useless woman.
RomanceRe: How Can I Convince Her That I Love Her? by Tymax(m): 7:32am On Sep 12, 2014
After doing all that for her, she still asks you for a foolish proof?

Bro, dump her àss pronto! She's gonna fleece you man. She'll manipulate you into spending your every kobo on her ungrateful little àss. You will eventually BUY her attention. And bro, you won't find it funny.

Look elsewhere. Get close to other more attractive chics and she'll sit up.

Childish chic. angry
RomanceRe: Do Nigerian Women Accept Flowers As Romantic Gifts ? by Tymax(m): 6:59am On Sep 12, 2014
Sometime ago, a friend of mine sent an impressive and expensive bouquet to a Naija babe (whom he was still toasting) on her birthday. Followed with a cake o.
Maybe that was what triggered her big "NO. Cos, she pointedly refused to date him after receiving the gift. Considering that she had been showing green light before.

For Naija babes, flowers are a turn off. Maybe cos when they look at the flowers, all they see is a hapless bunch of dying plants. They just don't appreciate how romantic the GESTURE is.
RomanceRe: Do Nigerian Women Accept Flowers As Romantic Gifts ? by Tymax(m): 10:53pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ..I bind you...
Fire! Get thee behind me!
RomanceRe: I MUST MARRY A VIRGIN by Tymax(m): 10:51pm On Sep 11, 2014
dytbabe: Dunno what u talkin abt ooo
Pls don't chase my money bag away ooo
Do I even know u or follow u
Why following me abt *in tpia1s line*
Ah! See denial! cheesy cheesy Okay, make I no block market. grin
RomanceRe: Do Nigerian Women Accept Flowers As Romantic Gifts ? by Tymax(m): 10:48pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ...Thats the truth...

Have you ever bought a flower for your girl before??.....Did she reject it??...or you neva tried that before??...

Try it and you ll see a positive result....

Well, to me....I love flowers alot....If my guy gives me a flower, i ll even appreciate it more....cos weneva i breathe in those sweet scent..it fires and triggers some nerves in my heart and brain...
Fa fa fa? Foul!

Flower ko, bread ni.
RomanceRe: I MUST MARRY A VIRGIN by Tymax(m): 10:44pm On Sep 11, 2014
dytbabe: So I can become a virgin again
U know tell me na
Mk I go dia go order
Haaaa noooo! There's too much evidence that says you ain't a V.

The wedding ring for one grin
RomanceRe: Dont Marry Because Of Love.... Never by Tymax(m): 10:32pm On Sep 11, 2014
dein77: ...However, to ensure a lasting marriage, it's advisable to marry someone with whom WE SHARE SIMILAR VALUES AND PHILOSOPHY. In the face of constant arguments and conflict, love evaporates. Please endeavour to marry someone you can easily understand. Let love alone be not the reason you want to spend the rest of your life with someone. People hardly divorce due to lack of love. On the contrary, they divorce because they don't share similar values that would have resulted in mutual understanding. [size=14pt]If you don't share similar values with a person, no matter the depth of love you might have for them, please do not marry them...[/size]
You have raised important undeniable points. Understanding/agreement is what keeps commitment fresh. Love is often attached to qualities that fade with age or disappear in some situations. Values, hold true for much longer.
RomanceRe: I MUST MARRY A VIRGIN by Tymax(m): 10:06pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ...hmmmm..oga oooo

this oyinbo people no go kee person with their inventions.....well, i dont blame girls that use it sha....

Especially to trick someone like the op...he has sample alot of girls, now he want tear-leather....
https://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/artificialhymenadvert.jpg

Website : http://dangerousminds.net/comments/buy_an_artificial_hymen_and_convince_your_man_hes_the_first_one_to_go_there
RomanceRe: I MUST MARRY A VIRGIN by Tymax(m): 9:54pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ...synthetic hymen??....will it make it tighter??...will it make the woman bleed too??....Nah only amateur guys dem fit bobo with dis kind thing...
It bleeds like normal one. Na the tightness part I no come understand but there are ways na. Virgin guys (who ain't experienced) will be deceived.
RomanceRe: I MUST MARRY A VIRGIN by Tymax(m): 9:37pm On Sep 11, 2014
Hehehe, you for open this thread for Romance section make those chics come finish you. grin

Good luck with your search. I read (and saw pics) somewhere about a synthetic hymen that can be inserted like a tampon... Virgin get grade o.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 9:25pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ....lol...Is that a 'yes'??....

Forget about terms and conditionhuh?...

Atleast, you ll be my first NL husband....

BTW, why do you wanna show me pepper if i dont agree to your terms??..
angry But come o. So after proposing to 2 guys before me, you now want me to jump joyfully and shout yes? Ehn? When I had to tap you before you even looked my way?

I don vex... I will think about it.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 9:21pm On Sep 11, 2014
shorexng: I see you smiling but this ain't funny. I'm done with school and it ain't easy doing new searches. Time to make money not who will be my wife. I must recover. Thanks all the same. GUY NEEDS SERIOUS COUNSELLING HERE. And imagine: I was told I have a problem. I thought it's important to make some money first. But alas, there's no end to making money.
Lol! Bro, I understand. Money tins na in sure pass. The richer you get, the more attractive you are to babes..

Soon, no be only green light you go dey see. Na full headlight. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 9:00pm On Sep 11, 2014
shorexng: Really? So how many green lights have I missed? Countless. *sobs* for real. Let's have a new thread: How to Recover that Lost Green Light. For real. I must recover all. *sobs*
embarassed
Bro, na the recovery level come worse pass. They will ask why you have suddenly noticed them after all the signs and wonders grin

My brother, there is no way to answer that question without entering more gobe. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 8:51pm On Sep 11, 2014
Mynd44: ... And just cos he then sees it as her normal habit, you implied he is slow.

my point is that if he had decided to read,it in another way and gone to pursue her fir something more, he stands the chance if being [size=14pt]labelled as someone who cant be friends and just friends just cos she "smiled at him"[/size]
Chai. You have said it all.

Ladies are so quick to label us. And that's after giving their so-called green light o.

As for me, I have decided not to assume anything for a lady. If I like her, I go carry my market go meet am. If I notice anything from a lady towards whomI haven't made a move, I'll hold my peace until it is very obvious that she wants me. Many women have sharp tongues.

Life is too sweet for this kind of mistake + insult upon injury. grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 8:35pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ...lol...

I think am ready to be a wife......

Lemme propose to you too...

Tymax, will ya marry me??...

Atleast one person will sha say 'yes'....
I will send you a mail outlining the TERMS and CONDITIONS.

If you agree, then... Congrats. If not, I will show you pepper. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 8:14pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ..lol..

I trust him...He wont disappoint me
this is not the first proposal u have made today. Well done.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 8:05pm On Sep 11, 2014
temigracie: ..lol...Mencade darling...

I hate green..its not for me....

I love showing blue lights....And i show it to special guys only....


**covers face with 30 yards of ankara***


Mencade5, will you marry moi??....**shines my Mecca teeth**
Hmmm let us see what he will write.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 7:47pm On Sep 11, 2014
Kinkybraids: She wrote him a note... hint hint. You dont just write any nigga a note... and every one calls each other 'booboo and dear' all the time but assuming he is a 'nerd' I cant understand his reservations
But she has surrounded herself with other guys. It will be sad if he pursues this interest and she turns him down. Cos I don't think her green light is properly focused.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 7:36pm On Sep 11, 2014
Kinkybraids: Whats so confusing about that... Its so obvious that no one can miss it. I feel like she made it clear that she is interested but is just too friendly by nature... how many notes could she have possibly sent to other guys huh , are all the other platoon memebers named 'Handsome Nerd' huh

You missed the plot undecided
Look, if you are the babe, better come out plain and talk angry Besides, she hasn't made him special. She has pet names for all the other guys. If she is giving green light then it must be for all those guys including him.

Babes can confuse guys ehn. angry
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Tymax(m): 7:32pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ladies and their BRIEF green light.

If you want to shine something, shine well well na. grin Let us see.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Tymax(m): 5:23pm On Sep 11, 2014
Iyawo Mi - Timi Dakolo





Dedicated to... (to whom it may concern). grin
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman 'truly' Desire Most? by Tymax(m): 10:30pm On Sep 10, 2014
temigracie: ...No....Please lets tackle it....

I ll love it....Just speak your mind....Its a free world
Lol. No o grin Case dismissed! COURT!
RomanceRe: Ladies... by Tymax(m): 10:19pm On Sep 10, 2014
AdamaziShuga: *Hugs*...But no be 360 ooootonguetonguegrin
Half hug? Say wetin? angry Come here joor.

*Gathers her into my arms for a warm hug* wink
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman 'truly' Desire Most? by Tymax(m): 10:16pm On Sep 10, 2014
temigracie: ...lol....We no fit quarrel now...

BTW, whats cherubs??....an angel abi??
Yeah.

If I tackle your statement intoto, hmm we go quarrel. No two ways. Cos, I tackle hard.
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman 'truly' Desire Most? by Tymax(m): 9:54pm On Sep 10, 2014
temigracie: ...Thats the truth....
You know it too.....You are simply shying away from whats right...

Well, have said my mind sha....
Nice. So you babes are cherubs?

Let me sheath my sword, make e for no cause quarrel.
RomanceRe: Ladies... by Tymax(m): 9:47pm On Sep 10, 2014
AdamaziShuga come for a hug. Plus kiss

You have said it all.
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman 'truly' Desire Most? by Tymax(m): 9:42pm On Sep 10, 2014
temigracie: .....I actually expect comments like this from guys before.....I know most will say what we need is their money...i know most will say what we need is only intimacy and flattery....

..I think thats bullsh*t......Guys know what we want....They simply cant do it.....They are simply scared of becoming an ideal man for a woman...They are simply hiding under this money ish....

..Lemme direct this question to guys claiming girls only want their cash....How much do you spend on your girlfriend??...When you know she s demanding from you, why cant you call it a quit jejely??....Is she forcing you to still be with her??....

Abeg, guys should go and learn how to please a woman ....Guys should learn to face the truth...and stop clamouring about money! Money!! Money!!!
Wow! I just read a tale of "Yanibo and the Tortoise". tongue
RomanceRe: What Is Happening To This Smooth Relationship?. Advice Me by Tymax(m): 9:34pm On Sep 10, 2014
undecided
SMH. That babe has started draining you. Congrats. Since you are happy playing your role.

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