₦airaland Forum

crazy asf

Ipobs next line of business as fake Aba version would flood the market soon

Appointing Ipobs is just really out of it

the question is can governor in the south east appoint an Hausa man

RamseyBolton:
Jos people know how to handle Fulani. They can be 5 times more brutal than Fulani.

Really?

osuofia2:
NICE, THE DULLARD IS LEADING THE COUNTRY TO CHAOS, LET HIM GO AND ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JIHADIST IN CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC.

used to hear of this......what really happened to them at CAR

IkanJoee:
Let me start by laughing , you see that Body called JAMB?, it has frustrated so many Nigerians. Anyways, lets get straight to the point, what was your first JAMB score. mine was *some text missing*

first and only Jamb

220

SoCurious:
I am at crossroads as I dont know if I should remain here or relocate to lagos.

I am a music producer, sound engineer and also an artiste. Truth is i created no connections all the time I was home prior to when I opened my studio.

I spent money upgrading the space to a good form yet nothing is showing. No one is patronizing, things aren't working out as planned. It's getting depressing already. I am now tired of the environment and I'm thinking about moving to lagos or anywhere (In Nigeria or outside).

I have no one that can accommodate me for a while, I have no job offer aside my music production skills.

Am I making the right decision?

Should i move to another state?

And if you know of any entertainment company that will be needing my services please link up.

living in Lagos without knowing anyone might be very hard tho

jpride:
I'm actually at the verge of securing a 2005 Toyota Sienna for transport. Half of the money I'm using to purchase the van is not mine, so I'll have to pay back when I start the business. So I'll like to hear from those who have been in it if it's profitable or not. Please your positive reaction to this or it's criticism will be highly appreciated

Only profitable if and only if you'll be driving it urself

anything apart from that... you had better use ur money to gamble than enrich someone else

NobleAngell:
Haba? How?

yakin kilasuna shi

NobleAngell:
Yowaaaaa! Hajiya Gina.

Lol

kinasa ni daria

Teetee345:
Hi nl,
Am a young lady of 20 yrs and until now, I never knew spiritual attack existed..I just completed my ND program. I live with my dad and stepmum. my mum is late and she only had two girls for my dad..am the second and last born.

I come from a Muslim background but my dad never forced me to go to mosque besides I never liked being a Muslim.
When I got into polytechnic, I started going to church but not often and I didn't know attending church is different from accepting Christ and doing the will of God.

Two months ago I was asked to come for interview for my IT ...I was supposed to go for the interview the next day and then sickness started. But before the sickness, i remembered i had a dream that someone gave me a black substance to swallow that i had to die cuz i have something to do, i took it and swallowed it and i was holding my neck and struggling for breath , then i woke up from the dream...i prayed about it and continued with life .

a week later ,I was complaining of my body shaking and dizziness.. It was like I wanted to faint, I was rushed to hospital and I was told it was malaria..I got better for like two days, and then it started again ..I was taken to another hospital but didn't get myself still...then I was referred to general hospital... Still they didn't find anything wrong with me,,am always in pain and agony every night and I couldn't sleep...it was like someone was holding my neck and about to break it into two and my heart is always Beating fast like it was about to come out of my chest...I couldn't even explain to the doctors how I felt cuz its unexplainable....

When the doctors didn't know what else to do..
They gave me different sleeping pills and injections..still I couldn't sleep..
Then I was taken to a cherubim church but it only got worse... I was always crying and shouting every night and couldn't sleep for two weeks...
When I wasn't getting better.. I had to call my mum younger brother tho he was a Muslim... Then he took me to one Alfa,he recited Quran on me and that day I felt better and slept well but then it started again the next day..I couldn't breath well and its like something was walking in my whole body...



.....

I really do understand how you feel tbh......my Dad told me a story when growing and that was "Growing up in the village with his friends were cool not until they all decided to go to school which they met with stiff resistance from both locals and some family members. las las they went and finished, my Dad told me out of 5 of them that went to school 3 died a tragic death just after they finished, returned to tell the family the good news, the 4th one who happened to be a lawyer ran mad all of a sudden in the middle of the night. when he saw he was next he had to Run as far as Sokoto state not knowing anyone over there he just tried surviving he did it in such a way they (family people) thought he was dead from what he said the attack reduced and he got a good job and became an engineer to cut the story short he appeared 2007 when his dad died and ran immediately after the burial again and ever since then nothing connected us to anything village, grandparents or relatives

well what I'm trying to point out is if you can run away run far to where you'd be forgotten about by pple who wished you evil. stay in ur new location pray fervently seeking God's face and try ur best fixing ur life having no contact with anything home for the time being until ur strong spiritually. I know it's gonna be a hard thing to do infact it takes a big heart to do but you'd be fine

OR option 2, just go where you'd be spiritually strong having a true spiritual father that can help you face these blood sucking principalities coz u really can't do it alone. I wish you well

Topmaike007:
We Don hear "the moment Maryam sanda was convicted" , now it's "meet the judge", very soon we will see meet the wife of the grandmother that marry the mother of the father of the judge

Lmao

Reference:
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No sir. The effective killing distance of an AK is 350 metres while that of an average pistol, a 9mm Beretta is 100m meaning that at close quarters whre most law enforcement engagement takes place an AK round is more likely to pass clean through soft tissue.

Provided it doesn't hit major arteries it is much more survivable than a pistol round which will flatten and 'tumble' within tje body cavity doing far more damage and making surgery to remove it all the mote complicated, that is if it hasn't broken into pieces which is just terrible.

I have witnessed first hand 5 close quarter assault weapon injury survivals while in the military. 4 assaults, 1 accident. The accident one was the most bizzare because I was just 3 or 4 feet away.

The guy was resting the muzzle of his G3 on his combat boot while we were gisting just before dawn patrol. The next thing I heard boom, the ground shook and dust everywhere. He did not safety after loading up. He was out for nearly a year but survived despite a torrid blood loss.

A pistol round at that range will have taken his foot off. The G3 round cleaned through. Slower rounds are worse close up.

Exactly you've said the truth just the way it is and that's what I'm trying to let davillian understand

ion know about the foreign Ak-47 but the one used in Nigeria and the one we were trained with while taking this course "Ballistic and firearm" if that's the type our security use then I'll say it can't be anyway compared to the devastating effect of pistols cause one can't really compare the Ak-47 bullets to pistol's there's a large gap

davillian:
Bros trust me you don't want to get shot with an Ak

well both are dangerous the prayer is just may we never experience the effect of both ijn

reason why I'm scared of going to be with a family member in the US....anything can happen

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davillian:
Our soldiers Ak are different from what the Nigerian police use.
The sounds and power are even different

yeah of course......but the truth is it's still easy to escape Ak-47 bullets wound than that of pistols

davillian:
Bros abeg check YouTube and see the devastating damages of an Ak 47

the AK's in YouTube are the original type sure I can't compare

the one our police use is funny.....the only police dept that uses the real Ak-47 are those that follows VIP's or special ops

I know a man that was shot with a police Ak-47 and was still running tho he was bleeding but twas more or less nail type of injury

Omihanifa:
So true too

when making it run from girls it's very important

coz me as a person nothing fears me most than being in a relationship and marriage

NOETHNICITY:
to God Almighty bro, since I entered that house my whole life just changed for best.

Lol the landlord might have used some goodluck charm or just an area with very few principalities activities

the story I heard is of a prophet who blessed the house n apartment bfr leaving coz of how good the landlord was to him.....the house bcame more like a miracle land

pple cede the house bfr parking coz atm it's hard to see it vacant for 3 days after the occupants has parked

davillian:
Bullet from pistols has high tendency of staying in the body
But most assault riffle would create a hole in two places.
Consider the range and damage of a pistol with that of an ak they no were close

then all you'll have to treat is just wounds and might cost you less except it puncture some vita organs

pistol stays inside you cause of how large they are and so are it's damning effect.....very large

NOETHNICITY:
The exact reason am scared to relocate from my current place.
It's like there is loads of luck packed inside the house.

My landlord told me while I was about to rent the place that no occupant of that very flat has ever packed out unless they are moving into their own apartment. Seems very real

lemme coman pair with you bros I've heard of such stories bfr

Daumandu:
Can This Lead To The Downfall Of Someone?

I just moved in to a bigger city and a better and bigger apartment. I co-rented a flat with a middle aged man.

Now here is the problem, in my business at least in a week, I attend to nothing less than 20 clients but since one month I moved to this apartment I have not seen a single client.

Any day I do my digital marketing I am sure to see at least 10 to 20 enquires but since a month I moved to the apartment no body ever chatted me up for business.

Today I had to withdraw the last 5k in my account. The least amount I ever had in my account was 20k now I only have 500. I am someone that always enjoy the grace of God in my business but now its as if heaven has turned it's back against me. I am seriously thinking of leaving the apartment.

Any Advice?

the problem might not be the apartment but who you fvcked last the lady might not be ordinary

davillian:
I would prefer to be shot with a pistol
Than with an ak 47
Ak 47 de get entry point and exit point.

you can survive Ak-47 bullet/ have it in you for a while without dying if medical care is given at time

same cannot be said of pistols

Nigga44:
hmmmmm

Some of you have been completely brainwashed.
I blame you not......it's just what you were told while growing up.

What about some of us that live in villages? I wonder with this your logic, how the hell are we still alive?

My point is that sometimes you need to unlearn somethings you learnt as a kid. Not all you hear are actually true. I stay in my village and I've never had any reason to be afraid of anything. Some of the best and most honest people I know are actually in the rural areas.
All the yahoo boys, fake pastors, corrupt politicians, ritualists and the likes don't reside in the villages. Change your mentality..... Visit just once and I bet you visit once every year atleast

Petyprincess you'll be a concordant slowpoke if you're to listen to this low life village boy who has got no plans for himself or his future

can you imagine someone claiming and boasting to be living in the village at this century and point in time when pple are daring to succeed n make progress you obviously is lost but don't try bringing an innocent girl Down to ur lost n confused state

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Kekereekun123:
Mopols should use pistol not all these guns

the fatal effect of pistols are more dangerous than AK-47

Iphone20:
What's the transport fare from Lagos to Makurdi. By Road and by Flight

by Road 6000

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Mariangeles:
Ask your wife for forgiveness, so you both can let go of resentments, bad energy and be reconciled. Good things follow next.
After that, you look for another driving job. Good luck.

Mr Johnnyjohnnyman apologising to his wife isn't gonna make any difference infact it'll make matters worse

bleep apologisis let him leave that home for now

Recruitmentedu:
I remember that news. so did he get justice or intervention from our govt

what do you feel they'd do? Nothing ofc

the matter is just swept and gone and almost forgotten atm

tropaz:
Quality POL still available.... 08138581267

how much? and do you have old layers to?

The news is not far fetched.....used to know a guy in Lagos who was killed by his girlfriend and her father in Ukraine and the funny thing is they had to let the girl go claiming self defense, this was a girl who called this guy to her house o. the news was just so painful for the poor old mother who just manage a grocery store