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I see Atiku really working towards his relevance in 2019.

I, personally won't vote for you. You can't preside over us

sarrki:
Even Thomas, the world's greatest doubter relaxed when he saw his Master.....only a fool doubt what he sees!!!!

RECESSION is over. You don't have to lose your brain because of hate, You may need it after 2023!

Try harder, you're still not convincing me

I knew the definition of recession when, prices of commodities, food inclusively inflated, when N5 became useless

Who are you to come tell me now that, recession talks about GDP?

sarrki:
Rivers state may not be out of recession

But sure Nigeria is out

Rivers own is due to your maladministration

sarrki:
To talk, without sounding like an illiterate, about RECESSION, You must know the meaning. It is very bad to be deliberately ignorant.

RECESSION has to do with the behaviour of GDP consistently over a period of time. When GDP keeps falling consistently and persistently over a period of time, recession enters, once this is reversed, recession is gone!!!

What is GDP? It is the total value of ALL goods and services produced in a country in a given time usually one year or quarterly, monthly depending on what you're measuring.

In the last three quarters the domestic production of goods and services have increased. It has NOTHING to do with consumption but production!!!

The increase in production of goods and services is due to Peace in the ND which increases oil production.....Are you doubting that we have moved from 1mbpd to over 2mpd Diversification is yielding results especially in Agriculture, are you doubting this? Construction workers have resumed their duties during the period in question, check the capital allocation and releases made by government.....You doubt? FDI has increased, are you doubting External Reserves increase is making us attractive to foreign investors...... Yes these are facts.

Even Thomas, the world's greatest doubter relaxed when he saw his Master.....only a fool doubt what he sees!!!!

RECESSION is over. You don't have to lose your brain because of hate, You may need it after 2023!

sarrki:
Rivers state may not be out of recession

But sure Nigeria is out

Rivers own is due to your maladministration

How much is your salary for all this?

I too, don't still believe we're out of recession yet

Tekno Miles, we don dey know who international pass

He just went to disgrace us
Just negodu, shouting "I love you Nairobi" (maybe his new song tho)

Go AJ! Go defend the title.

It should be a walkover

It's like Mr. Eazi wants to return to Ghana

Girls can lie.
There's no point lying you didn't see this earlier when there's a justification (LOVE IS BLIND) for it

But, how would someone mess his underwear to such an extent
The girl most probably did it

Is it my eyes?

What's that bulge in Bobrisky's trouser?

Are you sure this is not murder?

This is too high to be suicide

RIP, either ways

Ajekun iya ni o je X2
Eni ti o to ni na, to n de ona de'ni

One Yoruba adage says "Eni ti a ko ba le da'mu, a ki n yo'wo eshe ti"
(You don't stage a fight with someone you know you can't beat)

The money is being demanded on what grounds
You have to state, OP
RIP to the dead

D'banj is really struggling
But wait oh, that Wande Coal pass ordinary musician

Trekking from Mushin to Lagos Island is not a big deal, please

I did something more legendary around January
I don't wanna remember

Back in those days, when I used to watch Jide Kosoko and Rachel Oniga play couple's role

I thought they were married in real life. They had this chemistry

The money is being demanded on what grounds.

You forgot to state.

RIP to the dead

Congrats!!!

Is this guy still funny?

Shelloween:
her dress code represents her culture and the part of the world she's from. Don't expect her to wear Long dresses or tie wrapper, she's not from your village. Your dressing doesn't make you a hoe, your life style does. So, nigga hush.

Hear yourself out man. And that justifies such an exposure at this tender age?

I'm not even convinced she doesn't visit clubs

Well, I'm gone. You can now argue with your ancestors

Another upcoming hoe

Restructuring is the only solution to this messed up country. Dividing would do us all no good

The only time Nigeria moved forward was, when we had regional governance

RIP Obafemi Awolowo!

El Rufai, it's your turn

They will try to bring you down
Btw, No politician is a saint. So, I'm not surprised

N870 billion?
Nigeria, let's be innovative

This money can be shared amongst us as "generator allowance"

I'm not impressed by this, Your excellency.

You're an ass-licker

Timaya, fear God

It's true the di,ck has a mind of its own
But, you constructed your statement like ' you weren't enjoying it, then

Tbh, Skibii, acting is your calling.

I knew, right from the day you faked your death

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Nma27:
Mtcheeew. You guys can't survive one day without such. I can imagine how scarce soap and Vaseline would b if God decides to lock the kitty for just one week!

You just haven't been meeting the right people

What's more to sex when you're loosing energy, time and sperm?

The cruel thing someone like wouldn't want to do to you is"shattering your hopes of getting a lil some some"

Please, where's the shade?

I dunno if you're talking about the one we do use when I was kid The kerosene-fueled one

shomutuski:
omo funaab.. kilo wa

shomutuski? What does your moniker mean?

girl4rmspace:
Lmao! The last thing I would do in a fight is to bite. Though I almost never get into fights

On my last trip to the United States I actually saw a martial arts school and I wished I was among them. So it's a no brainer for me to want to try one here in Nigeria. Especially since I got love for the art

In today's world, there's only one thing you can do with martial art.

Train others

Martial art is a thing that requires frequent practice or, everything you've learnt with ya might, time and sprite would disappear into thin air

So, tell me, is practice that easy to do?

At a point in life, we all just get occupied