₦airaland Forum

TyushTal:
Oh, so sad you don't know the magnetic power of smile
For without it, you're as unappealing as bile

This is the way forward. Join APC (I mean change)
Work on your appearance first (i.e smile, always smile to girls)
Remember, this should be your way of life

Since you attend the same church, you can simply go sit by her side, let it look like it was coincidental
Poke fun at her, the dressing, hairstyle, straight face,or anything

You can just ask her like "Is this how you'll keep a straight face beside me and act like you haven't been drooling on me?"
She'll laugh and probably talk with a shaky voice

You can poke fun at her with it too "like; oh, this girl will fall sick if I ain't giving her attention right now, i think this is the perfect timing"
Then, watch her defend herself


This is the best avenue to make her comfortable with you(cos she ain't leaving that spot any soon). It's not something you can do after church services on when she's just alone somewhere

Remember to excuse yourself when she's beginning to enjoy you and act like you'd be back soon

My piece tho

RRWraith:
I hardly do except there is a need for it,

RRWraith:
I am so confused right now, i dont even know what to think anymore

Munner:
Greetings to all them elders in d house. I've been chatting with a girl recently but I wanna take it to the next level(making my intentions known to her gradually) without handing my balls over to her. How do I progress because I'm tired of Nt being able to do so

NwaAmaikpe:



Gosh!!
This man still looks so young.

Maybe that's why he keeps sacrificing his family members for rituals.

I'd say that baby's mother is a fool for inviting such an occultic man with ill luck to her daughter's birthday.

adonbilivit:
u go fit nak ur pikin be that

NwaAmaikpe:


I'm still in shock,


How can a supposedly slim girl have all those folds


By the time she gives birth now, she'd turn to a Hippopotamus.

Tolexander:
I pray that "home alone" baby won't turn to "baby's day out"!