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irishCream:

I no understand u. Wetin u mean? I say make u hug me.

irishCream:
U need to learn to differentiate btw a sarcasm and the real deal

Telling the young man to look beside him was mere humor but as busy body wey u be u jump on conclusion

It too early mbok

Dont tell us you'll be dragging issues with your husband at home. U know any of us here can be ur hubby...dont forget. Now, come hug me to shrug away that anger.

Though these places may simply mean an avenue where people go to ease themselves on the call of nature, but in reality, so many ridiculous things take place in these convinience rooms.

Shaving Of Pubic Hairs: Over 90% of people are known to carry out thier shaving activities in these places. He/she walks into the room, takes a look at his/her private zones and notice shavings of the pubic hairs had since been overdue, next he/she picks shaving device and do the needful.

Surfing Net: No one would seem to deny this fact. One of the reasons that bring quarrel between neighbours especially in a face-me-i-face-you apartment is the over-stay of some neighbours in the toilet/bathroom which has overtime been known to be as a result of surfing net by the in-neighbour. However, studies show that most things surfed during this period are unclad pictures.

Self-Servicing: Self-servicing (as known by Seun Osewa) but generally known as mas.tur.ba.tion is one thing proven to be actively happened in bathroom/toilet. Another reason proven to be responsible for why people stay for long in these places is because both gender seem to want to jack off a load of "cum" from thier body before going for the main business of the day which is defecating or taking bath. Also, many ladies have been caught red-handed carrying this act and in the said venue. Ladies, can you all deny this?

Phone Calls: Top businessmen seem to find these places convinient enough for them to make thier long calls with business associates. Same can also be said of other people.

Viewing of pornographic images: This act is what resulted to self-servicing at the end of the day. Most people find these places cool enough to carry out thier pornographic viewing activities before leaving the rooms.

More coming! You can add yours.

irishCream:
I don vex already


So one cant catch fun online without being label a desparado

ooooooohhhhhh! Abeg no vex now. I know say na fun u just dey find but somehow somehow, in every fun, there's seriousness. Just like in every nonSENSE, there's a sense.

Lies from the pit of hell. Ndoma Egba does not have such a grown up child. His oldest child should be under 15. Lies!

irishCream:
Busy body ...ubehe

Lolz. No vex naw. Abadie?

irishCream:
Just make a u-turn I'm there by ur side

U dey find husband abi? Is that why u're on all social network?

Tinnasmile:
My dear,i owe u no explanation.just say ur wishes 2 me if u hav any n move on.pls I really wnt to knw wat u are tryin 2 prove.

But you said you owe me no explanation, so why asking me what i'm trying to prove again? Seems you still want us to argue abt this. Anyways, as earlier said, congratulations and happy married life!!!

Tinnasmile:
The fact dat am jst sharing my pix now doesn't mean it's just happening.der r ppl I met @ dis forum who knws me beyond dis forum,i guess they can enlighten u more.

Hmmmmm, wish they can come clear this air. Meanwhile, for the meantime, can you start telling us what we dont know?

Tinnasmile:
So grateful it has come to pass

Congratulations ma, but if i can remember very well, you once said your "hubby" works offshore and only comes home once in a month. How come the marriage is rather taking place now when u had since told us you were married. You even said you normally feel more elated when people ask you whether your hubby is offshore or home. How come marriage is now.

herald9:
Hmmm
Bros..what type of engineering will be stationing you in the market?

Market engineering. Lol.

herald9:


When them wan come buy Okro abi

Lol. I am an engineer by profession, so i am exposed to these ladies at my will.

herald9:
I'm not talking about chyking your fellow Okro sellers in udua akpan andem...

Na madness dey worry u. Lol. FYI, i'm talking abt bankers, top working class ladies and high rated students alike.

herald9:
Even in the market?

How many times have i not toasted babes successfully in the market?

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

If not all these places, then where? Inside her Papa bedroom?

Opiosko: Lemme think...paid for an item d beautiful she goat stole cos i couldn't bear seeing some hediots messing her up.

But that wasnt silly. It was just a way of saving man from destruction. Lol.

donroxy: I knelt down for my fiancee on the walkway of a ''very busy road'' to allow me speak with my friend cuz I already wasted enough of her time !!

She and other passers-by were like .....whaaaaat !!

Lol.

willbob: That was too much abeg

Bros, u wont understand. I'm sure even u would've done even the more. You know, when you accidentally meet a girl you think, mehn, i need to impress this chick at first sight... You wont know when u begin to do all those stuffs.

Hmmmm, life is very funny.
Mine goes thus:
I just returned from school, was hungry and varmished. No ready made food was found in the house. Just to put something to hold the tommy first, i left to the nearby shop to buy N70 bread and N30 pure water. I was well-dressed that day. As i entered the shop, o boy, come see fine girl who was already in the shop trying to get one or two things. Looked like she just packed in newly to the area. As i looked the girl, everything in my body just melted. She was fine to the core. Now, how would i dress this expensive and with my level of showing big boy to girls, then i will come and buy N70 locally made bread and N30 pure in front of this damsel? Capital NO! So said to myself. I had this money with me which was about 15k in my pocket (the money wasnt meant to be tampered with for any reasons), not to fall my hands in front of her, mehn, i went to freezer, picked 3 packs of juice, quality bread of N350, conflakes and other stuffs worth N1800 in the shop just to entice the girl. The annoying point is that, the girl didnt even look my face twice on trying to say "hi" to her. The following morning, i had to lie to my people to get money to balance the one i tampered with. Chai, girls can make men do foolish things they never planned. I am sure i am not alone, so share yours. Will add more as i remember.

Fun time! Let it start

Most partners in love have some interesting thing in common btwn themselves.

I had a friend whose girlfriend was a book freak, loved church, loved cooking, liked crying with any little thing etc. These were all the guy liked doing too. Also had a friend whose gf liked partying, smoking/drinking, watching football etc and the guy liked all these too.

I love reading/writing, watching football, eating ripe plantain, playing Ludo, badmouthing etc, surprisingly, these are things my girlfriend likes too.

I've seen couples whose thing in common ranges from reading, acting, singing, art-working (drawing) etc and these have helped to keep them in the union so perfectly. They even use this thing in common to settle thier misunderstandings when they have such. Share yours!

Lorretta, befor u marry, can i see ur pusssy? @least for consolation