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[quote author=sexyjennik post=30621897][/quote]No vex naw. Na ur curvy shape i wan see. That's all!

axortedbabe:
Comot that skintight dress wey she wear then we go knw if she's actually curvy...

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sparkleRed:
Ha stomach is flat nw, dats cool








Sexy jennix wetn na, my plan na 4 me 2 fTC I no dey like am oo

Let's see your curve too.

sexyjennik:
She looks really curvy and in a good shape. She is doing her home work very well

Let me see your curve shape too.

There's no point talking anything with the children. The couple shld just act like nothing ever happened. When the children grow up, they'll on their own understand what mum and dad were doing. Lol.

Op, are you above 30 and in the look for husband?

elitejosef:
I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE! A plane was about to
crash
and there were only four parachutes in the plane.
Meanwhile there were five people in the plane. The
first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said:
I'm
the best footballer, I can't die now". So he took
one
parachute and left. The second who was Aliko
Dangote said: "I'm the richest man in Africa and
I'm
too young to die". So he took the second
parachute
and left. The third was MUHAMMADU BUHARI and
he
said: " I'm an APC flag bearer so I
can't die now, I need to win JONAH ". So he took
one and left. Then it was left with JONATHAN and
a
little school girl. JONATHAN said to the little girl"
take
the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little
girl replied no need for that "there are two
parachutes left. JONATHAN asked her: "How
come?"
The little girl replied: Buhari took my
school bag" thinking it was a parachute.

You mean the illiterate Buhari?

AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

You never fall off from bed during ... before?

Have you ever had vigorous/thunderous sex before?

Op, nothing gives men pleasure than discussing No. 2. E dey sweet die.

Anyways, i do No. 2, politics, business, football and future pursuits a lot. Na my own be those..

Op, learn the difference between "this" and "these".

Iamsynord:
Money is not Marriage..or at least not d main ingredient for a happy marriage..Assuming The Fan had been just one normal salary earning guy,she would have refused.
But since the so called fan na Billionaire, dem no go think am twice !!

These actresses keep marrying billionaires even when they fully know the marriage wont last. Smh!

And i used to like this lady like mad. I'm sure she wouldnt have given in to me cos i'm no billionaire. All the think is money and more money.

Smh! Juveniles are now electorates.

Mprex:
What ever

who cares!


Team-I-Dont-Give-A-Flying-Fucck-About-Who-Seats-On-The-Damned-Presidential-Seat

U 4get say if war start now, u go follow run?

@Bookohari, whether by coup or election, you shall never rule this country again. Bet me/us on that!

thefakestan:
Well the money is small sha.





If they increase it to a reasonable level take it oh.

Well, if the "times" the 400k into 5places which is N2mil, i would consent she takes the sum and move on. And dont forget, the police is also awaiting this same money.

badoolee:
tosin been doing numba 3 Since 1960

How did you know? Were you there to help him jack off?

How do they convert the hump to currencies? Are we sure this is not another African make-believe bull stories?

tosyne2much:
for wetin na ? Self service for where ?

Nothing can replace the pleasure of kitty-cat

Forget forming abeg. Your dicck is always on fire each time you enter bathroom.

Stanleyafam:
Smoking weed

Yeah! You are very right. Most people find this place a comfort zone for smoking.

Others are:

Sex: Research has shown that 95% of partners going into the bathroom at the same time dont always come out without sex taking place. A case study was when a male housemaid was passing near his employers' bathroom and to his shock, a thunderous moaning was oozing out from the rest room which the occupants were Oga and Madam. What were they doing? ...you know naw. This however has made toilet/bathroom another comfort zone for this practice.

Snapping Things: Majority of nude pictures posted on net or found in people's devices were actually taken from these places. I remember when a friend was chatting with a girl on facebook and was very not concentrated with the discussion we had at hand, feeling so uncomfortable, he left us straight to the toilet to do what? He was there snapping his manhood sending over to the girl while the girl was doing same to him.

tosyne2much:
Can't stop laughing at num 3

Self servicing

Seems that is just the one you're most guilty of. Lolz.

firstEVA:
well, I don't need to be a babalawo to know it's you, how can someone else get his mentions?
So why were you banned? And when is it expiring?

Hmmmmm, you obviously missing RedBenson already and you gonna keep missing him till 25th Dec. (4days from now including today). So whatever u have for him (am sure u know what he likes most), just keep it for him, he'll devour it instanta.

As for getting mentions, "search" application takes care of that.

I want to invite you for an event. Will you come?

YusufAkure:
A Patentee, Nduche Chidi Victory, from Anambra State, Nigeria, asked the following questions on CCNL's Elders' Forum On Facebook, WWW./comandclemforum/


Nduche Chidi Victory said as follows.


Please Mr. Nurudeen (CCNL Marketing Manager),

I am a Patentee from Anambra State.

Please on behalf of all the patentees i would like us to know
the reason why you said we are going to reap the fruit of our in 2015?

What assurance as in your proof we want to savvy that,so that we will not be garbled,any logical , spiritual or constitutional back up from the law and order of the three arms of government.

Please, we need elucidation. Thanks and remain bless as you respond to our oppugn.

Per: Nduche Chidi Victory
A Patentee From Anambra State, Nigeria.


My Reaction.

Your question is very interesting.

After providing legal facts and figures to corroborate my arguments on the reasons why year 2015 will be CCNL's YEAR OF ROYALTIES, you will be left with no option than to go and price plots of land.


Yes, go and price plots of land. God is not wicked. You will not only buy the priced plots of land next year from your accrued royalties, you will also build mansions on the plots of land.

Please, give me some few days to attend to your simple question. Thanks for your understanding.


Yusuf Nurudeen (ACA)
+2347032522248

*Finger-crossingly waiting*

firstEVA:
you are obviously his alterego, but I will be more comfy with RedBenson, when his ban is over let him come and answer me.

How did you know this is his alternative handle? It seems you've something for RedBenson, no doubt.

LillyAnne:
Go and shave your pubic hair in a barbing saloon, sorry

Dont you know there're professional barbers taking care of that to earn a living? Or havent your pubic hairs been barbed by a barber before?

LillyAnne:
Where are you supposed to shave them? In your kitchen?

Dont we have barbing saloons?

firstEVA:
Redbenson, you think it's ok to say stuff like that to miran da? Why humiliate her by spelling it out that way what if she's not into that? Smh for you

Unfortunately, Redbenson had been banned by an unknown mod. for an offence not known. So what were you tryna say?

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