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Family / Re: Newly Wedded Nairalander Photos by ubong560(m): 4:51pm On Mar 12, 2015
Sleekyshuga:


#Lost

I no lost. I come find you. E bad?
Family / Re: Newly Wedded Nairalander Photos by ubong560(m): 4:48pm On Mar 12, 2015
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Family / Re: Newly Wedded Nairalander Photos by ubong560(m): 4:45pm On Mar 12, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

I yaff die of laughter grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

*hanging mood activated*...

Sweethrt, how u dey? I come house d other day, i no see you.
Romance / Re: Important Notice!!! From National Association Of Boyfriends And Husbands (NABAH) by ubong560(m): 9:32am On Feb 12, 2015
Linqsz:


Because girls are now seeing it as a means to receive gifts from us without giving anything in return. undecided

Dem no do valentine for girls to dey collect gift but for lovers to exchange gifts with each other. And also not for girls to receive iphone6 and give singlet in return.

Note: give the same in value as you have received.

Gbam! That is it bro!
Politics / Re: Silver Spoon Kids Who Are Contsting In This Year's Elections by ubong560(m): 8:54am On Feb 12, 2015
dayosaurus:
this op is high on cheap cassava. obanikoro was never in APC, his son is contesting on the platform of PDP n not APC. so carry your fake photo comot.

whats your obsession with APC? Shey tinubu dey straff you for dream ni?

I wanted saying same cos i follow that obanikoro of a guy on facebook and he's usually for PDP, so i was surprised to see him being linked to APC here.
Education / Re: My Bitter Experience, Undergraduates "Keep Record Of All Your Results" by ubong560(m): 6:53pm On Feb 11, 2015
[quote author=obiak4 post=30638094][/quote]

If to say na another person name dey dia.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by ubong560(m): 5:41pm On Feb 11, 2015
dancok:
we go enjoy na, be my val.


What do you mean by "we"?

And the girl optional2 is just yielding to your quest.

Anyways, nairaland linking people since 2005.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by ubong560(m): 5:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
AmberQueen:
"Thunderous sex"
What d heck is that?

Sex that is thunderous in performance. Havent you had such before?
Romance / Re: See What Pastor Did To Her Infront Of Her Fiance by ubong560(m): 4:00pm On Feb 11, 2015
Prixus:
girls and their many secrets. I'm sure the guy thinks he's getting married to one decent girl now.

My brother, see me see trouble o. O God, help me and let me not land in the hands of one old cargo tokumbo lady thinking she's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Good girls for marriage are really in extinct these days.
Romance / Re: 10 Strange Things All Women Have Done At Least Once by ubong560(m): 3:19pm On Feb 11, 2015
AriDsexy:


I'm sorry,I just had to quote u...Lord have mercy!!

I was laughing like a crazy person while reading ur post at work today...my colleagues kept staring at me.

The part where u said she was cleaning her bom.bom is not true sha....Ahh ahh.

How did you know that part wasnt true? I'm telling you what i passed true live.
Romance / Re: 10 Strange Things All Women Have Done At Least Once by ubong560(m): 9:49am On Feb 11, 2015
alberto2k:
that no.3 tho.... That explains why u'll hardly hear the sound of a girl's fart grin

Maybe just maybe, it actually goes up the.... U know lipsrsealed


Bros, ladies can be so manner-less at times. I was walking in a street one night like that around 8:40pm while a lady was coming opposite me. The moment she walked pass me less than 5ft away, a thunderously sounded fart was what next that beckoned the entire street. Mehn, i was like, "are you serious"? The worst of it was she turned back and looked and started laughing at her own manner-less stupidity while cleaning her bombom perhaps thinking some particles from the fart had stained on her trouser. If you see the babe, very pretty one (though it was at night sha). Some girls lack ethics. I felt like holding her and flock her for real that night.

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Romance / Re: 10 Strange Things All Women Have Done At Least Once by ubong560(m): 9:39am On Feb 11, 2015
koolet:
pooing in a toilet, squeezing their arse so the poop wont sound loud....
all girls does this....cheesy

Iko mmakara! I hear you sir at the bolded.
Education / Re: My Bitter Experience, Undergraduates "Keep Record Of All Your Results" by ubong560(m): 9:32am On Feb 11, 2015
obiak4:
Had mine too could not even eat was restless 3.99 instead of 3.53 it took the oga at d top before i could get to 4:00
years ago what have i done with the result self?nothing dump it somewhere for the gods

Dump the result?
Celebrities / Re: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by ubong560(m): 9:28am On Feb 11, 2015
Vivipop:
Thank you.

Thanks to God too but why u comot d remaining part of the post naw?
Celebrities / Re: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by ubong560(m): 9:19am On Feb 11, 2015
Tifanee:

I don't have it in my phone


Ok. May be i/we follow up outside here so i can see them later? Is that cool?
Celebrities / Re: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by ubong560(m): 9:12am On Feb 11, 2015
Tifanee:

[size=25pt]you want me to have pic of me without a pad on..inn my phone..

You won spoil business for me!!
If my present boyfriend sees it..that's the end of Valentine's undecided[/size]

lol. Trust me he wont see it. You're shielded. Oya, post am now make we see. Raw pics of the pads, pics of you without pads and maybe any other informative pics.
Celebrities / Re: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by ubong560(m): 9:07am On Feb 11, 2015
Vivipop, nice pic. You'll make a nice "Pal" for "Val".
Celebrities / Re: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by ubong560(m): 9:02am On Feb 11, 2015
Tifanee:


[size=25pt]I got my own butt pad ah HOME..SEXY ISN'T IT[/size]

Jehovah! Can you pls post raw pics of the pads let's see how they look like plus pics of you without pads. We men are finished! I wish we can generate fake manhoods too.
Celebrities / Re: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by ubong560(m): 8:35am On Feb 11, 2015
Tifanee:
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sexyjennik:
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Tifanee post=30621941:
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Are you kidding we men?

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