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Romance / Re: Can A Normal Guy Stay One Month Without Sex? by UchecoOtentic(m): 11:26pm On Feb 12, 2015
mixedgene:
This is serious and got me thinking lately, can a normal bloke with an active sexual life do without touching a wowan for atleast one full month and still maintain his sanity without distractions whatsoever? if yes, please what is the secret?

candid opinion is welcome

I made a promise to God dat I won't do it till dis February runs out and we are in d second weeks now... wen Eva my babe come I will hv d urge bt once I remember my promise I withdraw myself... bt its not easy ooooool
Crime / Re: Man Held For Making Love To 98 Year Old Grandma by UchecoOtentic(m): 9:57pm On Feb 07, 2015
KONJI WAS A BASTARD SINCE THE DAYS OF DAVID THE SON OF JERSEY
Car Talk / Re: Dream Cars Of Our Fathers From The Past. by UchecoOtentic(m): 10:00am On Dec 26, 2014
Sile12:
Decades ago, these cars listed below were like today's 2014 Range evogue, 2014 Toyota camry/corolla/Highlander, Lexus, Mercedes Benz ml/gl, Ford Edge, and so on.
In decades to come, our 2014 Range Evogue, Bughatti, Porsche, Ferrari, Chrysler, Bentley, Chevy, Lambo, Royce, Mayback, and so on will be referred to as cars from the past by our children.


1. Volkswagen Beetle.

Production - 1938
Officialy Discontinued - 2003
Unit sold - 21.5M



- My elder brothers and sister posing beside my dad's newly bought Volkswagen Beetle, #1,665. 1976.

Politics / Re: Old Picture Of Obasanjo With Bicycle by UchecoOtentic(m): 4:16pm On Dec 14, 2014
We don't pose with old pictures in France
Fashion / Re: Ladies: Share Pictures Of Your Natural Hair Here by UchecoOtentic(m): 9:24pm On Dec 02, 2014
Fresh and untouched like Virgin
Car Talk / Re: Picture Of G-wagon Being Used For 'kabu Kabu' In Lagos. by UchecoOtentic(m): 12:30pm On Dec 01, 2014
konji being bastard since d day of David son of Jessy... Nothing is New Under The Sun...
Health / Re: 5 Reasons You Should Sleep Unclad by UchecoOtentic(m): 10:23pm On Nov 29, 2014
Conji being a bastard since the days of David, the son of jessy
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Campaigners Storm Aso Rock Today by UchecoOtentic(m): 1:11pm On Oct 14, 2014
just passin
Sports / Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by UchecoOtentic(m): 5:13pm On Oct 04, 2014
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StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive undecided
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats grin

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo... grin

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen. cheesy

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me cool

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE
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StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive undecided
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats grin

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo... grin

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen. cheesy

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me cool

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE
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StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive undecided
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats grin

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo... grin

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen. cheesy

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me cool

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

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