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Politics / Re: Why Are Most Bus And Tricycle Riders Against A Peter Obi Presidency? by ucheheart(m): 11:15am On Dec 10, 2022
If you had said they supported their son okowa I would have believed you a little, but APC, that's total bull crap. APC doesn't have any hold on delta state.

Delta state is between PDP and LP

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Politics / Re: Jubilation As Lagos Residents Capture Gutter Poopers In Mushin (photo) by ucheheart(m): 11:11am On Dec 10, 2022
Yoruba and shit be like 5&6. They can use their hands to pack shit and use the same hands to eat food without washing them.

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Business / Re: GTB Is Fast Becoming Another Useless Bank by ucheheart(m): 11:06am On Dec 10, 2022
I use gtb too, so unbehalf of gtb, sorry ohhhh...
Business / Re: 12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(m): 7:59am On Dec 10, 2022
Still selling.
Business / Re: 12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(m): 4:49pm On Dec 09, 2022
Still available.
Business / Re: 12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(m): 9:10am On Dec 09, 2022
Affordable Facebook profile for sale.
Link

https://www.facebook.com/heartmanuche
Business / Re: 12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(m): 4:43pm On Dec 08, 2022
Still available.
Business / Re: 12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(m): 8:43am On Dec 08, 2022
Still available, contact me today.
Business / Re: 12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(m): 9:15am On Dec 05, 2022
Still available. If you are interested, chat me up on WhatsApp.
Business / 12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(m): 10:36am On Dec 03, 2022
I have a Facebook account that is more than 12years old with 5000 active friends for sale

Contact me for negotiations if you are interested on 0 7 0 3 0 9 6 8 3 2 8
Sports / Re: Pele Is Hospitalised Over Swollen Body, Heart Issues by ucheheart(m): 8:22am On Dec 01, 2022
Old age sickness, we will all get there someday.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Unveils His Restaurant; Congrats To Him! by ucheheart(m): 6:05pm On Nov 30, 2022
Goodbye to his music career. He made a wise decision. Music careers don't last forever.
Business / work online and get paid as a research analyst by ucheheart(m): 7:53pm On Nov 29, 2022
Do you want to work and get paid online by performing research analysis for international organizations? All it takes is a day training and you start making money online.

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-A good smart phone or laptop with good internet connection
-Ability to carry out online research works every day.
-You must have a sound educational background before you can pass the online training and assessment.

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-Each job is timed 18 minutes. But you can perform each job under 2 to 5 minutes and save time for more jobs.
You can make a minimum of $1 per hour, if you perform the jobs successfully. The more hours you put in, the more money you make.

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If you are interested you can contact me on WhatsApp for more info.

You can use this job to start your new year in grand style.

Pls don't contact me if;
- you don't have sound education at least a Polytechnic OND is ok
-and also if you can't afford the initial training fee of N5000.

You can contact me up on WhatsApp for more info on 0 seven zero 3 0 nine 6 eight 3 two 8

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Romance / Re: Couple Welcome Twins From Embryos Frozen 30 Years Ago by ucheheart(m): 5:54pm On Nov 28, 2022
So the babies are 30years old already or 1year old? How are we sure 30years will not be deducted from their ages? That is, they may not live more than 50years.

All these scientists should stop playing with nature.

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Politics / Re: Atiku And Okowa Pull Out Of Presidential Town Hall Meeting by ucheheart(m): 4:58pm On Nov 22, 2022
And these are the people that want to rule this country. They can run but they can't hide. We will meet them at the 2023 polls.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Rejected Jonathan's Plea In 2015, Refused To Support Him - Wike by ucheheart(m): 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2022
What goes around comes around. Atiku can not eat his cake and have it.

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Politics / Re: Has Instaforex Nigeria Crashed? by ucheheart(m): 4:36pm On Nov 22, 2022
Goldmind1:
I have been finding it difficult making a withdrawal from my Instaforex account. Instaforex Nigeria said they are having a technical issue with Instaforex Malaysia
I feel Insta Nigeria is possibly crashing. Pls air your view about this.

Whenever I hear instaforex I run with my money
Politics / Re: Buhari To Unveil New Naira Notes Wednesday by ucheheart(m): 4:30pm On Nov 22, 2022
900warriorz:
If na play make them stop am o

Them go dey cut people head for money be that oo..and that will only increase the face value of naira notes and depreciate its purchasing power I just hope it's not true. Ask Zimbabwe

Hmm, na true you talk, make we wait till tomorrow.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Unveil New Naira Notes Wednesday by ucheheart(m): 3:42pm On Nov 22, 2022
99thEnemy:

If your 5000 naira note fall like this, you no go stroke? grin

Then make e come be say your 10k note come loss grin grin

Na faint be that.

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Unveil New Naira Notes Wednesday by ucheheart(m): 2:23pm On Nov 22, 2022
I hear say single N10 000 and N5000 notes go dey among, shey na true?

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Education / Re: Pls Help Me ! What Cam I Study With These by ucheheart(m): 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2022
You can study

Economics
Business management\admin
Actuarial science
Insurance
Govt and public administration
Political science
Masscom
Theatre arts
Any education course that is art related
Pure arts etc

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Politics / Re: South-East And Middle Belt Forum Endorses Peter Obi by ucheheart(m): 8:14am On Nov 17, 2022
ShowYourCertificate:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/11/16/2023-south-east-middle-belt-forum-endorses-peter-obi/

Plus south south too. Edo state is obedient headquarters in south south according to Oba of Benin.

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Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 7:46pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Fortunately, I'm engaged and my fiance is a slim guy.. In fact, he's obsessed with keeping fit.

We've been together since I was in high school.


Engaged is not marriage but I wish you success in your engagement.
Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 7:01pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Wow! Good for you.. grin grin grin

I'm slim, but I can't imagine myself with a fat guy.. he doesn't have to have six pack, as long as he's slim, I'm good.

I just can't imagine myself with fat guy... But I wish you all the best.

Sometimes what you wish in life is not what you get but in case it happens that way, learn to adjust and move on. That's is how I take life.
Politics / Re: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 6:56pm On Nov 16, 2022
chrisxxx:

What you are doing is exactly why south is severely cheated. There are local governments in the north far less than 5000 people. But you won't see a northerner talking about it. Have you wondered how Lagos and Kano could have same number of people before Jigawa was carved out of Kano and after carving out Jigawa from Kano the population of Kano is still at par with Lagos? No be magic be that? No northerner will bring this into questioning.

I don't have any problem with the population of any locality , if them like let them be 1 person in each local government, e no concern me. My problem is that he keeps comparing Igbo nation vs ijaw nation population wise, that is why I went to this extent to tell him how ijaw came about their imaginary population.

They can never stand igbos in terms of population. Not today, not in the future. So they should leave out igbos in their agitation.

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Politics / Re: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 6:50pm On Nov 16, 2022
Owologbo:


The OP might not even be from SS.

Then he should let igbos be.
Politics / Re: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 6:49pm On Nov 16, 2022
Lionnation:
your name is ucheheart what does that mean

Proudly an Igbo man.

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Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 6:47pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Is the slim tea and morning exercises effective though? I mean I've seen fat girls do the same, but as long as they don't change their diet, nothing changes.

Don't you sometimes wish you could carry her, throw her onto the bed and do some crazy things to her? grin grin grin

Who carrying help? Those that I carried in the past, where are they today? I ended up not marrying any of them. We do crazy things indoors but carrying her is not one of them and I don't feel bad abt that. If she even volunteer to carry me, I will gladly accept. Marriage is a two-sided relationship. So she completes me and vice versa.

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Politics / Re: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2022
GreatBoss:




When you are done lying, you rest yourself.

Whether you believe it or not, I don't care cos I don't have to prove myself to anyone.

The truth is there for everyone to see. Go to Aleibiri and ask them if their community is a local government area, you will hear what they will tell you.

Your former deputy Governor (Peremobowei Ebebi ) is from there and it is with his influence they made that village a community and LGA.

Leave igbos alone and face the problems that surround you in your ijaw nation.

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Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 5:49pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Being a slim girl, I always wondered how do men handle fat girls in the other room.

How is it? cheesy cheesy cheesy

And how do you handle her gaining more body fat after giving birth?

After child birth , she goes on compulsory slim tea for three months and Early morning exercise. As for sex, it is missionary, cowgirl or doggy pending which she comfortable with at that moment.

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