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Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2022
RedpillAnalyst:

You married a fat woman?

Oh yes I did after the bad experiences I had with slim and average looking girls. Though not obese but plumpy kind of girl that is down to earth with loyalty and humility running in her veins.

I rather have peace of mind than heart attack cos I don't take shit from the opposite sex.

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Politics / Re: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 5:20pm On Nov 16, 2022
When I was serving in bayelsa state, I participated in registering voters then in Aleibiri , Ekeremo LGA, this people were bringing pictures of dead people for corpers to register them as voters, just to increase their population so they can gain more allocation from federal government, we asked them why can't this people come here physically, they told us to just register them and stop asking questions. they will pay us handsomely. We refused and they recruited new personnels and siezed our money.

Ebi2233 don't come here and be claiming your population is higher than Igbos. The whole ijaw nation is not even up to one quarter of Igbo population.

Aleibiri where I served is a village surrounded by water with a population of not more than 5000 people. The same village is referred to as a community, the same village is referred to as a LGA designate by the state government all this was done so they can get allocation from federal and state government.

How can a village with 5000 maximum population be referred to as a local government area? This can only happen in bayelsa state. So don't come here and be telling us bull shit about how your population is higher than iigbo population.

We know the truth about your so called ijaw nation and all the deceit and lobby going on there. Thank God for NYSC, it was an eye opener.

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Technology Market / Re: Beebee P1 Solar by ucheheart(m): 10:37am On Nov 15, 2022
Do you have office in Aba
Politics / Re: Man With The World's Longest Nose Is Yet To Have Record Broken! by ucheheart(m): 9:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
I also read somewhere that he used his nose to have sex with ladies.
Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 6:23pm On Nov 14, 2022
Though they are all the same, so they say but there are some that are better.

If you want to get the better ones you must forget about physical beauty, 99.9% of beautiful girls don't make good wives. Their beauty dey enter their head and before you know it they think they are doing you a favour by dating you then they start misbehaving.

Focus on their character, some will hide their true character. But they cant hide it forever.

Never be sentimental when picking a lady based on character, thinking that she will change one day. Devil will always remain devil.

If you love sex don't go for fat girls, I repeat, never go for fat girls. They are not good in bed and they will end up blaming you to cover up their failure. But they love foolishly and they are very humble.

I am writing based on my years of experience in dating and marriage.

Have a nice day.

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Politics / Re: INEC Is Not Really Ready For 2023 Election, See Picture by ucheheart(m): 2:43pm On Nov 14, 2022
Nokio1:


I remember Tamuno Gravedigger very good boy

Ha ha ha, this one loud oh.
Politics / Re: INEC Is Not Really Ready For 2023 Election, See Picture by ucheheart(m): 1:15pm On Nov 14, 2022
Ebi2233:
You are talking trash, stop mentioning my people just to please your lies.

Lol, e pain you? I served in Aleibiri in Ekeremo LGA in 2006 to 2007. And I taught in a secondary school in that village. When I saw the register with the names of their student, I was shaking my head all thru. I am like wtf this people don't know how to give their children reasonable names.


I saw names like, Abia, Ibadan, river, government, Niger, Ghana, forest etc, very useless names.

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Education / Re: ZANELE SIFUBA SEX TAPE: See The SA Province She Runs As Speaker (PICS) by ucheheart(m): 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2022
The Nigerian guy Bleep up I swear. Instead of him to just humble himself under this woman, greediness and fraud that runs in his blood ruined everything.

This woman would have treated him like a king and can even end up marrying him and make him a millionaire as long as he continues satisfying her in bed. But no, the fraudulent side that is synonymous with Nigerian youths overshadowed his good sense of reasoning.

Now he has lost everything he stood to gain from the woman, and I bet you, the world has forgotten about the sex tape and moved on, Even sympathized with the woman.

The idiot also succeeded in putting the lives of Nigerians in south Africa at risk of xenophobic attack.. Xenophobic attack loading soon...I Trust south Africans.

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Politics / Re: INEC Is Not Really Ready For 2023 Election, See Picture by ucheheart(m): 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2022
Na bayelsa ppl, na dem dey answer that kind name. I served there, so I am speaking from experience.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Watch USA Military Planes Collide And Blow Up At Dallas Military Airport by ucheheart(m): 3:11pm On Nov 13, 2022
Some people are bound to end up as sacrifial lambs just for public entertainment.

Next is to watch it on TV, I trust discovery family, soon it will be aired on 'Destroyed in Seconds'.
Politics / Re: HEAVEN WILL NOT FALL IF NNAMDI KANU IS KILLED OR SENTENCED ~ IFEANYI CHIJIOKE by ucheheart(m): 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2022
This is the truth and nothing but the truth

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Politics / Re: Ortom To Atiku: I Won't Support Your Presidential Ambition by ucheheart(m): 1:21pm On Nov 07, 2022
It is the turn of the south and Peter Obi is the man. Nothing more nothing less, Case closed

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Politics / Re: There Will Be No Cabals by ucheheart(m): 6:48am On Nov 06, 2022
The Nigerian masses will be in charge when peter obi takes over Nigeria. So I rather pitch my tent with Peter obi.
Politics / Re: Group Rally For Obi At Adamawa by ucheheart(m): 7:34pm On Nov 03, 2022
lol, you are number one on the list of people that thunder will fire next year.

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Fashion / Re: Reactions: Nigerian Lady Buys Rubber Bands, Makes Gown And Wears It { Picture } by ucheheart(m): 8:04am On Nov 03, 2022
Innovation no dey finish. We need more of this. Eg using bottle tops that are litered all over the place to make side stool. Using pure water satchet that is number one land polutant to make Floor mat and finally using condemned plastic bottles to build house.
Health / Re: What's This On My Leg by ucheheart(m): 12:50pm On Nov 02, 2022
Looks more like mouse or Centipede bite. Fleet your room regularly, the smell of insecticides kills centipede. As for mouse, look for rat poison as spray around.

Take antibiotics and if possible, antitetanus.
Celebrities / Re: Massive Reactions As People Clout Chase With Ayra Starr's Toes by ucheheart(m): 4:16am On Oct 31, 2022
I heard that people who have those kind of toes are normally twins. So she might have a twin brother or sister. Let the lady breathe abeg. No one is created 100% perfect.
Politics / Re: Dan Shere, Others Kidnapped In Enugu by ucheheart(m): 5:26pm On Oct 27, 2022
Hope it is not unknown gunmen? Well, even if it is Fulani herdsmen, I will still blame unknown gunmen cos they taught herdsmen how to cash out big time in the east thru kidnappings.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Nothing Less Than 97 Years Of Age by ucheheart(m): 6:52am On Oct 22, 2022
But his first daughter is 72years old, so Tinubu can't be anything less than 90years old.

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Politics / Re: Soludo Ordered Immediate Shutdown Of Casinos, Gaming Centres by ucheheart(m): 5:12pm On Oct 21, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Good or bad news?

Bad news for casino operators in anambra. And if care is not taken, this can spread to other states.

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Politics / Re: Watch Peter Obi Live At Arewa Consultative Forum. by ucheheart(m): 5:55pm On Oct 17, 2022
OsunOriginal:


Let's entertain ourselves a bit with a woman voice grin grin grin grin grin

What have your so called politicians with heavy masculine voice achieved since they started ruling Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu again Goofs multiple times In Kaduna. by ucheheart(m): 5:39pm On Oct 17, 2022
The only thing making tinubu more popular than his rivals is the negative news he is dishing out on daily basis.

Which one is Oshiomole, the governor of sokoto?

Abi, Him dey see vision.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Legal Team Storms DSS Headquarters Today by ucheheart(m): 5:17pm On Oct 17, 2022
Today is sit at home in the east, KANU can not declare sit at home on Mondays and expect to be released today . He must sit in prison till tomorrow that is if FG decides to release him.

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Properties / Re: Making $1,000 Dollars Via Amazon KDP Is Scam Jhoor! by ucheheart(m): 8:19am On Oct 14, 2022
Amazon kdp, latest scam of this generation. If truly you are making millions as you claim, you will be so focused on it that you won't even have time to sell eBook on amazon kdp.

Let's call a spade a spade.

I rather trade forex or bet9ja than waste my time on Amazon kdp.

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Crime / Re: Ugandan Man Went For A Head Surgery, Finds His Kidney Missing After Operation by ucheheart(m): 6:46pm On Oct 12, 2022
This is too bad, that doctor must not go free, first he should be arrested, then forced to produce the kidney and conduct another suggery to replace the kidney. And finally he must pay huge sum for damages and unauthorized organ harvesting.

Before the court of law can finally strip him off his medical license.

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Attends Rally For Asiwaju Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu In Lagos (vid) by ucheheart(m): 3:47pm On Oct 09, 2022
Wisetrue99:
Why all of them come dey cover head, cover face, them dey shame

The boldness no dey there grin grin

Its like they were forced/asked to attend grin

Why won't they be ashamed when they are rallying with motor park touts.

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Politics / Re: Photos: People From Akwa Ibom State , How True Is This? by ucheheart(m): 11:56am On Oct 05, 2022
Dear investigative journalist, After digging out Peter Obi's Father-in-laws house you should also dig out Tinubu and Atiku's father-in-laws' houses too. Let there be fairness and balance in your investigation.

Tozzo.

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Phones / Re: My Data Finishes Too Fast. How Do I Fix This by ucheheart(m): 11:27am On Oct 04, 2022
Same here, could be a technical glitch. As at this morning it has normalized.
Politics / Re: Woman Stopped From Entering Market For Not Paying N500 For Tinubu's Campaign by ucheheart(m): 5:13pm On Oct 03, 2022
That is how they are generating money to fund their nairaxi initiative. They rob peter to pay Paul.

Nigerians are jubilating about the nairaxi, them never see anything. There is no free lunch in any part of this country, anybody telling you otherwise is deceiving you.

APC = Agbado plus Cassava.

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