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Sports / Re: J. O. Betting Concept... Sure 2 Odds Daily.. by ucheslime(m): 11:37pm On Aug 11, 2017
[quote author=horlareey post=59383239]*​OUR RULES​*

1). You are to pay 1k after every winning and before you demand for the next game. We usually give 12 hours to pay after every winning. So we advise you know your bank USSD transfer code or can do mobile/internet transfer before you start playing with




AM READY TO PLAY TOMORROW GAME
Sports / Re: My N100 Just Won Me 21k Today! by ucheslime(m): 11:28pm On Aug 11, 2017
Can u share your game with me? Promise to show some love when it mature
Sports / Re: Make #100,000+ In 2weeks With My Plan. by ucheslime(m): 11:19pm On Aug 11, 2017
ghanaman5050:
If the first game red , are you going to share my lost or you open new account on NL to try again .



I pray no one fall for you again... To are lucky last time you made away with peoples money.... We know you your target is the first N1000 x the number of your potential Victims... nothing much

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Education / Re: 12 Things You Won’t Believe Have Proper Names by ucheslime(m): 6:03pm On Aug 11, 2017
[quote author=Mukah1234 post=59351379]Wow! Cool... But that number 5 sounds one kain, abeg which one is 'overmorrow'?[/


Use overmorrow during an interview..... Then go home and start crying

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PG Invitation For An Assessment by ucheslime(m): 9:13pm On Aug 07, 2017
hongeorge:
Pls confirm for me real/fake

PG invites you for an assessment with the HR Dept on Wed. 9/8/17 by 9am at 27 Ayodele ojo by Traffic Light bus stop Ilupeju, Lagos. 081-37571504. HR FRIDAY

If you have a better place to go then do and forget this GNLD criminals

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job At Ikeja by ucheslime(m): 9:04pm On Aug 07, 2017
mschubby:
Good morning my fellow nairalanders, please how legit is this people? I need direction from Inyana Ipaja

Please healp a sister biko



They are GNLD
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Jobs That Can Hardly Go Extinct by ucheslime(m): 8:45am On Aug 06, 2017
Cutezt:
Employment security is a honest to goodness concern, however there are employments that are staying around for some time.

Amongst globalization and advancing technology, many employments are rapidly getting to be out of date so these employments may come as uplifting news for individuals. Luckily, similarly the same number of employments are being made as are being demolished, especially in STEM fields (science, technology, engineering, and math). For those of you who like your present place of employment, these are 25 occupations that are staying around for some time.

20 - Paramedic - well, anything health is going no where as at this time.

19 - Cyber Security/IT



No doubt that most of our lives is slowly moving to the internet, and as such, there are many threats online, the importance of this job can not be overemphasized as even nations have a cyber space team in their armed forces, similarly, the graphics designers, computer engineers et all, are going nọ where.

18 - Stand Up Comedy

With all the tension in the country, people need to chill out a bit and laugh, that is where the comedians come to play.

17 - Politicians

Come on, you don't need a prophecy to tell you these bunch ain't going nowhere, they are too power drunk to go even Harbour that thought.
16 - Makeup artists

People get married every day, pageantrys are held every day, etc, these days, even ridiculous things as going to take a shot at the studio requires the services of a make up artist.

15 - Customer service



Lets be honest, how many of you will call mtn and follow the self service options? No one I guess, we all keep pressing "0" until we talk to a human, Nigerians have no time for machines.

14 - Clergys



Sorry aethists, the work of the lord as instructed in Matthew shall continuously be done, it ain't going no where anytime soon.

13 - Lawyers

OH yes, people will always sue each other, ain't no judge will listen to a robot represent someone in his court.

12 - Archeologists



The funny thing about this bunch is that they will get even more jobs as time goes by.

11 - Astronauts



With more and more organizations buying into the "space idea", this job is going to see even more openings in future.

10 - Trash/Garbage Collectors

Ladies and gentlemen, LAWMA ain't going nowhere because Nigerians will always liter the place.

9 - Hair Dressers



Who in his right senses will give a robot his head to get a nice haircut or a nice hair? We will probably be too scared to do that, people need to look good, and as such, this job is sticking around.

8 - Military men

As long as there is more than one person on planet earth, someone will always want someone dead.

7 - Fitness Trainers

Want to get that "RMD's" hot bod even in old age? Well, you probably will have a tough time doing that without a fitness trainer, well except you have been into it before.

6 - Teachers

Because our kids needs to learn, except the world stops birthing which is impossible, well, even if it is, we too need to get our PhD's

5 - Athlets

I know the thought of Neymar came to your head when you saw this, well they ain't going nowhere, so timi dakolo was probably wise you know.

4 - Bloggers/writers

Well, we at Tutsmap ain't going nowhere either, we are here for you all day everyday.

3 - Marketers

All thanks to advancement, the world as a whole is getting richer, people are getting more money (even tho reverse is the case in Nigeria) and these people needs to spend their money, so...


2 - Farmers

Need I say how important these people are to the world?
1 - Gamblers
[img]https://2.bp..com/-LZOS9agY3fo/VOdDEfuF7QI/AAAAAAAAAkM/FrB2qMzH_VM/s1600/bet9ja.jpg[/img]
Well, this set ain't going nowhere either,be in casino, sports betting, etc, for each 1 gamblers repentance, there are 3 new entrants to replace him.

Did we miss any?

What are your thoughts?

http://tutsmap..com/2017/08/20-jobs-that-can-hardly-go-extinct.html
Lalasticlala seun mynd44 Dominique

You excluded .. The sex industry.
The health industry.
You need a rethink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Available Positions In Ikeja by ucheslime(m): 5:20pm On Aug 04, 2017
yorex2011:
There are vacancies for the following positions in Ikeja, Lagos
1. Facility Foreman-male
2. Facility personnel
3. Asset Officer
Send your CV to recruitment@mactayconsulting.com. State the position u are applying for as the subject of the mail.

Good luck to everyone and remember
"Luck is opportunity colliding with preparedness."




GNLG guys
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Graduate Recruitment In A Leading Nigerian Bank by ucheslime(m): 5:08pm On Aug 04, 2017
Hibezt:
Workforce Group Limited is a Management Consulting and Outsourcing Professional Services Firm. Following its inception in July 2004, Workforce Management Centre Limited (Workforce) has built an enviable reputation as the leading indigenous management and professional services consulting firm in Nigeria.
We are currently recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Teller
Location: Kebbi,
Industry: Banking
Slot: 30
Qualification and Experience
Candidates should possess minimum of HND qualification
At least 0 – 1 year experience.


Job Title: Direct Sales Executive
Location: Kano
Industry: Banking
Slot: 25
Qualification and Experience
Candidates should possess minimum of B.Sc degree
At least 0 – 1 year experience.


Job Title: Teller
Location: Gombe
Slot: 20
Qualification and Experience
Candidates should possess minimum of HND qualification
At least 0 – 1 year experience.


Job Title: Teller
Location: Jigawa
Industry: Banking
Qualification and Experience
Candidates should possess minimum of HND qualification
At least 0 – 1 year experience.


Job Title: Teller
Location: Sokoto
Slots: 20
Qualification and Experience
Candidates should possess minimum of OND qualification
At least 0 – 1 year experience.


Job Title: Direct Sales Executive
Location: Jigawa
Slot: 30
Qualification and Experience
Candidates should possess minimum of HND qualification
At least 0 – 1 year experience.
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
Click here to apply

Application Deadline: 10th November, 2017.
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WORKFORCE Your documentation processes is something else
Romance / Re: What News From Your Girlfriend Will Make You Stressed Like This? (photo) by ucheslime(m): 4:59pm On Aug 04, 2017
Randyhot:
What do you think guys?


I quit sex.. I have given my life to Christ... Can you do same?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: E Don Happen O!!!! by ucheslime(m): 9:58pm On Aug 03, 2017
ndrule:
Hello,
Please I got an offer with Capital Express Limited, currently undergoing a training with Poise and considering what to do, either to continue with my training or take up the job which I'm not sure about the pay yet and during the interview was told the role Financial Analyst consists of Customer service and Marketing which I am not good with the later. Please anyone with ideas about the pay and advice would be appreciated....Thanks

Continue with your training my dear capex is not a good one forget the big name given to the post financial analysts... It is a pure marketing job with big big target
Agriculture / Re: Make Cool Cash From Your Waste Plastics... I Buy Your Waste Plastics by ucheslime(m): 6:51am On Aug 02, 2017
[quote author=henrimoto post=59057904] Your Location pls. How much do you pay per KG? Is it any type of plastic waste?[/quote

My location is lagos
The price depends on how Clean your plastic is,
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Week Vacation In Togo by ucheslime(m): 6:49am On Aug 02, 2017
Ugosample:


It's not

Ok thanks
Health / Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by ucheslime(m): 6:48am On Aug 02, 2017
pyyxxaro:



Naàaa God go punish u oh grin

Hahahahahahahaha

Hahahah I got u there
Agriculture / Make Cool Cash From Your Waste Plastics... I Buy Your Waste Plastics by ucheslime(m): 5:20pm On Aug 01, 2017
Do you have wasted plastic in large quantity ?
I Pay you for your waste send me a mail obialo6488@gmail.com .
If you have it in large quantity
Thanks
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Week Vacation In Togo by ucheslime(m): 4:04pm On Aug 01, 2017
Ugosample:


Other visa free wear African countries that make sense include Senegal Ivory Coast, Ghana and even Benin republic

Is Gabon not visa free?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Morning,2017 Applicants See Information. by ucheslime(m): 10:03am On Aug 01, 2017
cotmag:
Good morning sir/ madam. I was called for an interview for N-Tax in Nasarawa state but couldn't make it because I had to travel all the way from Lagos. I called the number that sent me the SMS only to be told that I should forfeit the slot. Is there any way out?


Did u chose nasarawa as your state of residence?
Romance / Re: When Does A Disvirgined Gal Start To Enjoy Sex by ucheslime(m): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2017
Oga Correcting the corrector.... .Its Deflowering not deflower
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Is Urgent, Send Your CV IF Qualified by ucheslime(m): 6:55pm On Jul 28, 2017
Urchmusa@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Is Urgent, Send Your CV IF Qualified by ucheslime(m): 6:53pm On Jul 28, 2017
Ok please can you show me how
Urchmusa@yahoo.com
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies by ucheslime(m): 1:44pm On Jul 28, 2017
Pls am not in island but am willing to relocate is acomodation is made available

Thanks
Yours Applicant
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Submission Of Cv Still In Progress In Our Company by ucheslime(m): 1:40pm On Jul 28, 2017
Are we going to be halking flyers all around the streets of Lagos? grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Is Urgent, Send Your CV IF Qualified by ucheslime(m): 1:38pm On Jul 28, 2017
Marketing job will not case graduate out of Lagos in Jesus name Amen

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