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Fashion / Re: How Can A Woman Boost Her Self Confidence? by uchlukez(f): 3:59pm On Nov 11, 2012
Alomo is no 1 confidence booster for women. Drink it and tank me later
Health / Re: Brush After Breakfast, Not Before — Expert by uchlukez(f): 3:57pm On Nov 11, 2012
Even b4 I wake up, I brush
Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of A One-eyed Goat Born In India by uchlukez(f): 3:56pm On Nov 11, 2012
I know it must be India
Fashion / Re: 14-Year-Old Nigerian Fashion Designer Debuts In London & Florida by uchlukez(f): 3:53pm On Nov 11, 2012
Whish kind design be this na grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: State University Graduates Vs Federal University Graduates, Nigeria by uchlukez(f): 10:16pm On Nov 03, 2012
State uni grads in naija can neva be academically sound ! Those state unis are glorified high schools grin Best bet, go and write jamb again and gat admission into a federal uni shocked
Religion / Re: What Is That Temptation You Regularly Fall For? by uchlukez(f): 12:37pm On Oct 28, 2012
Self service grin

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Politics / Re: Water May Wipe Out Parts Of S/west, S/south – Expert by uchlukez(f): 2:44pm On Oct 14, 2012
We need more water for fishing. * turns my boat to southwest* grin
Sports / Re: Newcastle's New kit: Muslim Stars Told Not To Play by uchlukez(f): 7:08pm On Oct 10, 2012
They no dey drink beer but them dey follow share beer tax money? grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Saudi Deports 71 Of The Detained Female Hajj Pilgrims by uchlukez(f): 6:37am On Sep 27, 2012
maclatunji: It's so funny to see so many comments of people falling upon each other to post upon ignorance. The Saudi authorities know why they deported those women, which some of us also know and understand.

Enjoy your ignorance festival here. It's a party for you lot. However, I hope those in charge of hajj operations from the Nigerian side would learn to follow due process instead of ignoring rules and hoping to get away with it.
eeyaaaah tongue u seem so powerless in this thread. Btw, they shud hav made it 72. Muheheheheheh
Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Linda Ikeji At 32 by uchlukez(f): 6:32pm On Sep 19, 2012
whish 32? she was my classmate in st Mary's 21 yrs ago

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Health / Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by uchlukez(f): 6:55pm On Sep 10, 2012
Does the 'demon' press u with electric or charcoal iron grin #justasking
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Davido At War by uchlukez(f): 2:58pm On Sep 10, 2012
How will this make patience Jonathan recover from plastic surgery grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Overcome Hardships (The Islamic Perspective) by uchlukez(f): 11:44pm On Sep 08, 2012
Criticize Islam, get banned.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Overcome Hardships (The Islamic Perspective) by uchlukez(f): 11:10pm On Sep 08, 2012
Politics / Re: How Is Electricity Supply In Your Area? by uchlukez(f): 8:29am On Sep 02, 2012
Romance / Re: What Are The Things That Pushes People To Cheat? by uchlukez(f): 7:58pm On Aug 29, 2012
What do you think are the things that people do or don't do which pushes their partners to cheat?


Moderator, this expression is highly ungrammatical

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Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by uchlukez(f): 9:06am On Aug 10, 2012
Abeg my pin is 30983552
Computers / Re: Apple Home Genunie Advisor/ Technical Support Program live in Abuja, Nigeria. by uchlukez(f): 3:19pm On Aug 02, 2012
Do u repay iPad broken screen?
Jokes Etc / GEJ In Jamaica. Blood Clat. by uchlukez(f): 8:58am On Aug 01, 2012
Ragga thing

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Phones / Re: Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by uchlukez(f): 6:58am On Jul 31, 2012
wild guy:

Pls do d calculation again. MTN are only giving 25% extra bonus or 125% of the loaded credit. If it was 125% [b]extra bonus [/b]then 400 would b 900naira.
Ur head correct. It is 25% bonus, not 125%
Phones / Re: Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by uchlukez(f): 6:54am On Jul 31, 2012
puskin: But even if MTN no give bonus credit when U load.......na by force........though I dislike them more than any network.
It is no by force, but don't mislead ur customers. It is a crime
Phones / Re: Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by uchlukez(f): 6:52am On Jul 31, 2012
Tadup: Its not fake. The 125% bonus means you will have 1/4 extra credit, so the 400 you loaded mtn gave you 100=1/4 of 400
What kinda math did u learn in high school? 125% is not 1/4, it is 11/4. 1/4 is simply 25%.

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Phones / Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by uchlukez(f): 6:40pm On Jul 30, 2012
MTNs 150% and 125% bonus on recharge is fake. I just loaded 400 now and I was only given 100 to call mtn2mtn.

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Politics / Re: 2015: North Bids For Power Shift by uchlukez(f): 11:11pm On Jul 29, 2012
manny4life:

Double fuuuuck them as well cool cool cool cool

I support the motion for fuccck northern Nigeria

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Celebrities / Wahala Dey...check This Out by uchlukez(f): 4:30pm On Jul 26, 2012
Lmfao..

Foreign Affairs / Re: John Mahama (VP) Is Ghana's President Now by uchlukez(f): 5:10am On Jul 25, 2012
publisher:

Was John Mahaman made acting president while Attah Mills was away in US for check up?
Nigeria's case was peculiar but when the chips were down we did what needed to be done.
You cant compare the labour pains of a Pig with that of an Elephant. Ediots like you will commend the pig cos she gave birth to many piglets but u'll castigate the Elephant for painfully giving birth to just one offspring.
Ghana is a nice country, Nigeria is a great country. Each with its own level of wahala.
Listen to urself imbe. When has d size of a country become a yard stick to measure maturity? Following ur befuddled reasoning, small countries would be beacons of political maturity when compared to larger ones.
Foreign Affairs / Re: John Mahama (VP) Is Ghana's President Now by uchlukez(f): 11:29pm On Jul 24, 2012
publisher: @OP, first and foremost,u are a stu.pid i.diot for ur opening remarks on this thread. U forget that GEJ was already an acting president with full executive powers b4 Yaradua's death was confirmed. Yaradua's death was confirmed around 1am, GEJ was sworn in by 8am,so whats ur point?
To my other Ghanaian & Nigerian peeps bashing each other on this thread,PLEASE let's do this some other time and allow Africa to mourn the loss of one of her illustrous sons. At least for today.
U are a real dunce. Mofo. How long did it take to make jona an acting president?
Foreign Affairs / Re: John Mahama (VP) Is Ghana's President Now by uchlukez(f): 11:21pm On Jul 24, 2012
Obiagu1:

It's a lie, GEJ was sworn in immediately after Yar'dua was declared dead.
Can you replace a President not declared dead?
Havnt you heard of 'acting preident'?

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