₦airaland Forum

Siena:
If you broke up with your ex, because she wouldn't wear a G-string, then your relationship must have been pretty boring and empty. Your ex is better off without you. Read your post, and see how imature you come across.

A relationship dependent on a G-string? How sad!

every guy has his likes and dislikes, i dont like HUGE PANTIES, it lows my libido

googles:
[size=13pt]but now,they dont give out bentley to the dumbest poster of the month here now so wat is with all these stupidity
***removes my[b] full panties [/b] to take a huge crap on the nasty thread***[/size]

whats stupid about i just said now, picking on me again googles, i said i dont like ur type of panties

Go and sell ur valueables o, not buy her anything, and her friends begin to flaunt thier gifts, she will sure feel bad

G-string makes a lady appear sexy, my 21yrz Old Ex, Swore never to wear a G-string, which made us break up, Ladies why do some girl detaste G-strings

ruskiee:
SMH at the post.
Guess you've been rolling with the wrong girls dude.

ruskiee:
SMH at the post.
Guess you've been rolling with the wrong girls dude.

i guess i have, i will try to look for the right ones, thanx

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]olodo ke?
Mr Professor, come and train me.
you went to Ajegunle and now you're feeling funky.
someone who's english doesn't look better than that of a primary 4 student, rubbish.
olodo ko Einstein ni[/color]

, i wont, is will be a slap on my face to tutor a goner, at 45, u still think ur brain can still absorb, babes, like i said to duke of hazard , peace out, it was nice knowing u, hope to meet u in person someday, always keep it real

daduke2k:
U knw dude, i aint got time 4 your sory a$§ and 4 my cheap, improper, sory bakside, i wil leav u 2 it 2 chase me around NL. I hate gate crashers and trouble makerz, wot d f.c&k d u fink dis is Facebook? Now U got anoda fink comin. And ehm i dont knw wot kinda fool u are on FB ,here we dont breed FOOLS we hav top DAWGS. So scram. Shoo shoo

dude, i can see u are watching too many foreign movies, DAWGS , well thats by the way, its a small world, no man is an island, i wont still follow ur childish path, am done dissing, if u want, spit on, i prefer making friends than enemies, peace out

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]@ poster, look at your english?
naija girls are the cheapest in the world? shior, and how many countries have you been to? have you even traveled outside of Nigeria?
guess what?
[size=20pt]YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOCAL CHAMPION IN THE WORLD!!![/size]
case closed. [/color]

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]@ poster, look at your english?
naija girls are the cheapest in the world? shior, and how many countries have you been to? have you even traveled outside of Nigeria?
guess what?
[size=20pt]YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOCAL CHAMPION IN THE WORLD!!![/size]
case closed. [/color]

nice one, i will never stoop so low as to trade words with a girl, but that wont stop me from saying this, u lack moral training, who told i havent left the borders of 9ja, babes, u need to go for Brain and IQ upgrading, i know after this my advice, i know u wont lift a finger, olodo

mama-gee:
That should go to you because I've got lots of jobs out of Nairaland.

mama-gee:
That should go to you because I've got lots of jobs out of Nairaland.

, and u spend ur work time on NL, Abeg tell me another lie joor

snowdrops:
I will call him a smart guy who has insurance against a rainy day

, dont worry, with time, u will sing more than me, gals will deal with u and ur heart

mama-gee:
God in his infinite mercy would give you a job.

AMEN O, Why are crying Mama Gee, I didnt name names o, Dont u women gossip about how men cheat, Feeling Guilty are u?

A Guy Who Has But Only Woman Is Inviting Heartbreak and Early High Blood Pressure, Girlz Are Not 2 Trusted, Abi na lie

stillwater:
Like?

like having reserves, like they say, dont put ur eggs in one basket, when one goes, u go 2 the next, simple

Ebonyeyes:
Kids, Kids please its midnight Do the fight in the morning

hmmm,, and what will happen 2 ur sleepy head

mama-gee:
And who said Nigerian girls are cheap?

i asked, not said, haba!!!

googles:

[size=13pt]cheesy, next please[/size]

u coming

googles:
[size=13pt]seriously guy, how old young are you ? you sound like a middleschool wannabe Mr. popular to me arghh get a life or get some sleep[/size]

, am old enough to know u want me to notice u or ask u out, Ok, Google, please be my date to my Dog memorial service?

lizzybabe1:
Yes. My post was actually directed at YOU!!!

Lizz, Congrats, you are officially NOTICED, hope hooking up wont be ur next scheme, Cuz am hooked already, u can try musa my gateman

For daduke, dude, dont make me track ur sorry,cheap,improper ass on NL, If you know me on Facebook, believe me, u will quit insulting urself, all in the name of insulting me.

For Mich n All, Ever heard of KARMA, If NO, then try and

whiteroses:
i think its your english thats annoying people, cant you just write sensibly like everybody else did you think it looks sick replacing people with pplz, you are not retarded, this is a forum not facebook chat
look at your post below:[/color]
Witnesd a talk wit tiz as a topic, at d end of d dy, it boils dwnz 2, d r, i kinda concur wif dem, i ve wooed a nigz n ghanianz, mehn d ghanian had self esteem n carried haself vry well, unlike d nig who waz vry docile n lack self esteem, hvn dat in mind, i wuld say 9ja galz r d cheapezt in 9ja
your rubbish letters make me wanna beat you[color=#000099]

am fucking used to it, if u had said that in a polite way.,.i will change n perhapz thank u, not insult me, i could be ur elder, am new here, do u expect me 2 know all, haba, trust me, am way 2 mouthed, my spit could destroy a life, ogini sef

Uc.Lloyd:
me inclusiveme inclusivelmvcao!!!!, ma behind aint cheap n i aint your son, go 2 ajegunle or orile n look 4 your son, like i said, watz next tinny winny?

whiteroses:
hes gay isnt he kmt simple english he can not spake lol

, round of applaud 4 our bestest eng teacher, Lol, wat is the meaning, cuz ur friend is fond of using it, u deceided 2 take a clue, i dont dizz galz, plz dont make me


@All, am done dizzn, i expected grown ups to shade more lite on tiz n one one did, kudos to you bro

Please stop cursing me, 4 d lv of Jackson, i wanted ideaz n viewz nt d likez of Duke of Harzard cursing me, Am way 2 learned 4 dat crap, Damn!!

michelin89:
@ poster

Even if that girl was actually the loosest girl in the world, she'd have spat on your face the moment you said hi.

Do you mind if I say YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ILLITERATE IN THE WORLD?

And you also mind if I say, considering that you are Nigerian that: NIGERIAN MEN ARE THE BIGGEST ILLITERATES IN THE WORLD?

mich, why d hating, i asked for pplez opinion, i didnt conclude, Jeez, why are u taking this shit way 2 personal, i kill ur papa, abeg, cut me some slack joor

lizzybabe1:
Oh my God - I don't want to come across as complaining too much about people's English but guys, try to make it comprehensible at least!

me inclusive

lizzybabe1:
Oh my God - I don't want to come across as complaining too much about people's English but guys, try to make it comprehensible at least!

me inclusive

googles:
[size=13pt]wat a fool you are
next time you mention ma name imma shoot your cheap behind,son[/size]

lmvcao!!!!, ma behind aint cheap n i aint ur son, go 2 ajegunle or orile n look 4 ur son, like i said, watz next tinny winny?

lizzybabe1:
Oh my God - I don't want to come across as complaining too much about people's English but guys, try to make it comprehensible at least!

me inclusive

lizzybabe1:
Oh my God - I don't want to come across as complaining too much about people's English but guys, try to make it comprehensible at least!

me inclusive

MRbrownJAY:
the fact that you love her is irrelevant bro, look at the facts and if you are not ready to face the reality then dont come here asking for advices. she treats you like garbage and you are still talking about love?! where do they find people like you?! this is not love, this is called desperation.

i guess, if you feel so strongly about your gal then accept ANYTHING she does and be done with the questioning on NL.

lmao, thanx all d same, i kw wat 2 do sha

justwise:
Next time look for the word some, its very insulting cos i know alot of decent Nigerian girls even here in NL, please stop insulting pple, treat pple as individuals.

ok, but i waz just asking, didnt conclude, u made sense


@Duke of harzardz, u are pushing me 2 d wall o, u kw wat, get a life

@Daduke, i refuse 2 stoop so low as to trade words wif u, raincheck, shld u still pick on me


@Googlez, shey na wetin u want, i dun notice u, watz next

@All, I said air ur viewz nt insult Lloyd, datz one tin bout NL, If na Facebook, i 4 finsh my haterz

Btw Our 9ja Men and Women, Who wantz 2 Sex Many Partners, Lemme hear ur opinions

daduke2k:
Dude u are d one dat nids 2 b schuld on manners. Men it s 4 d cat 2 admit 2 his mistake. Go 4k urself

am no gay, i dnt do myself, am nt u, bloody mofo, Call me 4 sum online mannerz tutorz, u do nid it, Monkey

eina:
The opposite is the case. You have to spend dollars on a Nigerian girl before anything positive comes out. Even after the spending, you are still not sure she will accept you.

Dollar boy, Are u in any way advertisn urself, As D Kid wif fat pocketz, Guezz d likez of Amaka will call u aftawardz, dnt 4get 2 leave ur digitz, boohoo

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
you should give a second chance to people who DESERVE it not just anyone. giving that gal a second chance was a mistake. i hope you are moving on with your life away from that rat because if you cant see that she has no respect for your relationship then nobody will.

check this thread who was on the exact same subject:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-382523.0.html

Rat, No no no, i take expectn 2 dat word, tiz gal in question i lv, so i want stand n all call ha namez, plz, dnt again, even if i leave ha, i will neva curse ha wif wordz, tanx 4 d link, learnt sumfin dere

r231:
what happend to good old plain english

datz abbrv, thanx 2 txting, Mayb it shld be calld New English