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PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu: My Candid Take On 2015 by Uclloyd28(m): 5:53pm On Jun 08, 2013
Jonathan Will rule till 2019! As for those clamouring for Fashola n Rochas, am from Imo, Rochas back stabbed us.
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 9:51pm On Jun 07, 2013
alutacontinua: It's not funny.
I thought I was gonna laff. Try harder, sweetie. undecided
Do I look like I go die? Abi you pay me for a good laugh! I know ur curious to know and better still meet me, one word....NO!
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 6:32pm On Jun 07, 2013
uniqueren: am daring you heheheh grin grin grin grin grin grin
Am sure ur pulling my legs! Show some seriousness and I will.
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 6:29pm On Jun 07, 2013
uniqueren: the poster is definitely hallucinating
or better still he has a dream
that one day he will enter nairaland in 3D
and then see 15% of the ladies for real.

am saying just seeing o, not to talk of touch
before his craziest fantasy

@Aafulenu i love it when ladies do their maths well
not all the porous brains that claim accents instead
kudos to you
I refuse to believe what you've just wrote! Well, shit happens on NL!
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 6:01pm On Jun 07, 2013
sir.law:
Ok, so either the op is crazy or the op is very crazy cos I dnt see how any sane person in the right frame of mind can cook up something as silly as this... grin I never knew how true my signature is until now... cheesy
Dude, are you trying to steal my show? Seriously? Park well oh grin
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 5:46pm On Jun 07, 2013
gree-die:
four. you?
Six! What's Next?
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 5:44pm On Jun 07, 2013
Kosigift: Hehehe, d more u write, d more u appear... lipsrsealed
Just take heart sha cheesy
This your attitude will definitely not get you a piece of me, act nice sweets
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 3:04pm On Jun 07, 2013
gree-die:
killer personality?? ok wats ur alternate id?
Let's start with you first, how many do you have sweets?
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 3:00pm On Jun 07, 2013
Handsomeemmy: Even if i'm not there to confirm your story, it is wrong calling people that both have aggreement to carry out an act cheap, they don't deserve that.
I know is wrong! Wish I could take it back
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 2:50pm On Jun 07, 2013
I just made a point and you guys could do or say is that am way over my head....one more bash and I will show proof! I will screen shot over convo and their responses as well!

Let the lady without my message and good response be the 1st to urge me to name names!
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 2:48pm On Jun 07, 2013
Kosigift: Lmao! grin, u wish right??
Dis attention seeking tactics is just too poor mehn, buh I've noticed u shaa grin, just try and upgrade...
I have noticed you as well, let's take this somewhere else, somewhere private darling!
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2013
Aafulenu: since we have 1069384 members
on the assumption that the ratio of male to female is 1:1
that means we have +/- 534692 ladies on nairaland
now assuming we have 1000 alternate/dormant accounts that leaves us with 533692 ladies
am also assuming that the romance section would have the highest amount of ladies say 60%

thus 60% of 533692 = 320815 ladies in the romance section (note it can be more or less)

now the OP says he has chatted with 60% of the romance section ladies
60% of 320815 = 192489 ladies that the op has chatted with (OP u try ohh, do u have a job? cos if u do then i wounder hw u managed to chat with almost 200thousand ladies. grin grin i troway salute for u. u too much lipsrsealed lipsrsealed)

then he says he has met and slept with 15% (am assuming he means 15 percent of the 60 percent he chats with)
i.e
15% of 192489 = 28873 ladies the op has slept with. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

now this is amazing between sept 2010 that the op registered and today june 2013 he has slept with +/- 28,873 ladies from nairaland only. OP u are too much, u must really have a killer personality.
So possible dear! Haven't you heard of copy and paste? And yes, I have a job. Be careful how you flaunt ur brilliance before you get on this list, I so much like ladies with brains!
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 2:26pm On Jun 07, 2013
Aafulenu: since we have 1069384 members
on the assumption that the ratio of male to female is 1:1
that means we have +/- 534692 ladies on nairaland
now assuming we have 1000 alternate/dormant accounts that leaves us with 533692 ladies
am also assuming that the romance section would have the highest amount of ladies say 60%

thus 60% of 533692 = 320815 ladies in the romance section (note it can be more or less)


So possible dear! Haven't you heard of copy and paste? And yes, I have a job. Be careful how you flaunt ur brilliance before you get on this list, I so much like ladies with brains!

now the OP says he has chatted with 60% of the romance section ladies
60% of 320815 = 192489 ladies that the op has chatted with (OP u try ohh, do u have a job? cos if u do then i wounder hw u managed to chat with almost 200thousand ladies. grin grin i troway salute for u. u too much lipsrsealed lipsrsealed)

then he says he has met and slept with 15% (am assuming he means 15 percent of the 60 percent he chats with)
i.e
15% of 192489 = 28873 ladies the op has slept with. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

now this is amazing between sept 2010 that the op registered and today june 2013 he has slept with +/- 28,873 ladies from nairaland only. OP u are too much, u must really have a killer personality.
RomanceRe: Truth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 2:26pm On Jun 07, 2013
Aafulenu: since we have 1069384 members
on the assumption that the ratio of male to female is 1:1
that means we have +/- 534692 ladies on nairaland
now assuming we have 1000 alternate/dormant accounts that leaves us with 533692 ladies
am also assuming that the romance section would have the highest amount of ladies say 60%

thus 60% of 533692 = 320815 ladies in the romance section (note it can be more or less)


So possible dear! Haven't you heard of copy and paste? And yes, I have a job. Be careful how you flaunt ur brilliance before you get on this list, I so much like ladies with brains!

now the OP says he has chatted with 60% of the romance section ladies
60% of 320815 = 192489 ladies that the op has chatted with (OP u try ohh, do u have a job? cos if u do then i wounder hw u managed to chat with almost 200thousand ladies. grin grin i troway salute for u. u too much lipsrsealed lipsrsealed)

then he says he has met and slept with 15% (am assuming he means 15 percent of the 60 percent he chats with)
i.e
15% of 192489 = 28873 ladies the op has slept with. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

now this is amazing between sept 2010 that the op registered and today june 2013 he has slept with +/- 28,873 ladies from nairaland only. OP u are too much, u must really have a killer personality.
RomanceTruth Be Told! by Uclloyd28(op): 6:37am On Jun 07, 2013
80% Of NL (Romance Section) Ladies Are here for easy or better still fast lay! I was opportuned to write 60% of them and meet 15% of them...and believe you me, they 15% I meet, gracefully gave me their punnany, 10% of them on our 1st meet. The 60% I wrote were ready to get down, just that distance somehow became a barrier. I know am so smooth when it comes to getting a lady, as long as you give me your ears, I will definitely deep in. Buh even at that!

To cut the story short, I ask, Is Nairaland Breeding Cheap Ladies? Abi na my killer personality ni?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: PS3 Gaming Console, Xbox 360 Gaming Console With Kinect For Sale on Clearance by Uclloyd28(m): 10:46pm On Jun 02, 2013
Post ur number nah....am interested! Wahz ur location btw?
RomanceConfused by Uclloyd28(op): 10:22am On Jun 02, 2013
I used to love my ladies slim, thin if possible...buh of recent, my preference changed...all I want to do when I come across a slim or thin lady is over feed her...I now like my ladies with some flesh..btw, I lost some weight. So I ask, my change of preference, could it be as a result of my weight loss? Please I want to get this sudden change sorted out before I get my next chica.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Not 1 But 3 Sexy Ladies In London !!! by Uclloyd28(m): 5:00pm On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
..bRO...forget Somali...she's comin to stay wit me in London..i own a 5 Bedroom House wit Swimmin pool

..she be stayin in the Boys quaters!!
wink
Dude, carry go! If you have all you've mentioned, then u really deserve to spoil her! Abeg, no come NL blow lies oh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Not 1 But 3 Sexy Ladies In London !!! by Uclloyd28(m): 4:25pm On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
Bro...u tryin to impress the french man by dissin me??.. the babe is already feelin me & its too late to impress!!undecided
Dude, seriously! A Joke taken too far becomes drab!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Not 1 But 3 Sexy Ladies In London !!! by Uclloyd28(m): 4:24pm On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:
Really ? Thank you. smiley
Yes Love. Please come to Somalia...Forget London and their funny accent!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Not 1 But 3 Sexy Ladies In London !!! by Uclloyd28(m): 4:12pm On May 30, 2013
I think I like this french lady! She'z too forward and daring! Am a sucker for these two attributes. French Lady, I Love U!

Too bad am not in London @ the moment, am in Somalia watching real life kabooms!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Re-elected As Chairman Of Nigeria Governors Forum by Uclloyd28(m): 10:46pm On May 24, 2013
All you dancing limpopo to Amaechi will sure frown in no time. GEJ will def win 2015. His no fool, his grown over the years to understand how Nigerian Politics works. You underrate and see him as a weak one, buh trust me, his only watching, observing and plotting. Since you want a man who won the only free and fair election in Nigeria leave Aso Rock cuz some few power drunk chaps is sponsoring boko haram to shake his tenure? Nigerians, wah exactly do u want sef!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Re-elected As Chairman Of Nigeria Governors Forum by Uclloyd28(m): 10:28pm On May 24, 2013
Amaechi should check history! U don't fight a sitting president. His ready to betray his zone just cuz he wants to be Vice President. He fails to understand that Nigeria has gone past good leaders and poo! Nigeria is now a battle of tribes. Nigeria I was born to know is all changed, is a tribal war out there.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Re-elected As Chairman Of Nigeria Governors Forum by Uclloyd28(m): 10:12pm On May 24, 2013
Get the whole truth @ OP

The house is divided. Akpabio Showed A Document with 19 signature of 19 governors voting for Gov Jang. Take it from me, Amaeachi is making a mistake, you don't fight with a sitting president. U will def lose.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by Uclloyd28(m): 1:39pm On Apr 18, 2013
I find it hard to believe that people did hook up through this thread. Any testima?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am A Lady Of 23 In Search Of Friends And Maybe For Dating by Uclloyd28(m): 1:24pm On Apr 18, 2013
Seriously, this works? I know NL for many things, buh for hook ups! Chei!
GamingRe: I Need A Used 40gb Or 80gb PS3 by Uclloyd28(op):
Ok, here's my number. Am on whatsapp too
GamingRe: I Need A Used 40gb Or 80gb PS3 by Uclloyd28(op): 11:48am On Apr 14, 2013
Are you on bbm? Make we talk better, 30k for a phat ass p3 is much...am in the east now
GamingRe: Hurry!!! Grab Dis Ps3 Working Perfect. by Uclloyd28(m): 11:09am On Apr 14, 2013
Op, wahz ur location?
GamingI Need A Used 40gb Or 80gb PS3 by Uclloyd28(op): 8:40am On Apr 14, 2013
I need a Used 40-80gb PS3 for my game centre. I Don't Mind if its a Big Console. Price should range from 10-15k. It must be in good working condition....if you have such, am ready to buy
NYSCRe: Thread 4 Corpers Posted To Akwa Ibom by Uclloyd28(m): 7:49pm On Mar 20, 2013
Otondos! Welcome to Aks...Ayaiya Town! Don't worry guys, u will enjoy the town mos def! am serving in uyo, if you wan enjoy aks, my brother, uyo is way better. See y'all soon. Corpers wee oh
RomanceRe: Is She Still In Love With Me? by Uclloyd28(op): 12:27am On Apr 29, 2011
toyemz:
@poster
seems you are so unlikely to take any advice here
so here goes
Your question: is she in love with me?
the answer: NO


you happy now?
NO, am here to weigh your opinions with mine, then decide, so i will really appreciate you giving me reasons as to why you said NO, biko

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