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Romance › Re: Thread For Pisces by udemejack(op): 10:00am On Dec 01, 2016

UniQuegrACE:
i'm cancer

so what are you doing here?
mbok commot before you go give us cancer

Romance › Re: Thread For Pisces by udemejack(op): 9:46am On Dec 01, 2016

UniQuegrACE:

you can be so beautiful for Africa.am aint surprise though cus thats what pisces represent

Politics › Re: Were Is Arch. Nnamadi Sambo? by udemejack(op): 9:32am On Dec 01, 2016

Grundig:
My guy, allow tbe man enjoy his share of the loot in peace. Him disturb you?

na lie...our yam still dey him belle..tell him to vomit in peace or......

Romance › Re: Thread For Pisces by udemejack(op): 9:29am On Dec 01, 2016

Roel:
passing thru wait pisces you mean zodiac? tot it was a fish.

you are confusing yourself

Romance › Re: Thread For Pisces by udemejack(op): 9:28am On Dec 01, 2016

midehi2:
what does it really mean?

google is your friend,anytime,anywere

Politics › Re: Were Is Arch. Nnamadi Sambo? by udemejack(op): 9:26am On Dec 01, 2016

Onechancearmy:
The guy dey quietly enjoy money wey him thief.

i believe he is not in Naija cus by now him for enter DSS hook

Politics › Were Is Arch. Nnamadi Sambo? by udemejack(op): 9:18am On Dec 01, 2016

Since the transition of power from Goodluck Jonathan to President Buhari,vice president of the former has been living in oblivion,then i ask who knows his whereabout?

Romance › Thread For Pisces by udemejack(op): 8:58am On Dec 01, 2016

if your Zodiac sign is Pisces,get in here.

Politics › Re: You Have No Sense Of Shame, Kaduna APC Slams Shehu Sani by udemejack(m): 7:06am On Dec 01, 2016

click like if you think that shehu Sani is still leading with that his smackdown yestday.

Celebrities › Re: Anna Ebiere Rocks A Plunging Outfit by udemejack(m): 7:00am On Dec 01, 2016

with that flat chest like my own

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Politics › Re: Lawyers Want Buhari To Sack Emefiele, CBN Governor by udemejack(m): 6:56am On Dec 01, 2016

are they jealous?

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Romance › Re: 5 Kinds Of Nairaland Topics That Will Be Affected When Data Price Increases by udemejack(m): 2:27pm On Nov 30, 2016

LifestyleTonite:
I don't belong to their group o.

prove me wrong

Politics › Re: See Photos Of PDP Senators Walking Out 2day After Defection Of Sen. Omogunwa by udemejack(m): 12:22pm On Nov 30, 2016

face of criminals[color=#990000]

Politics › Re: Omogunwa's Defection To APC: PDP Senators Walk Out On Saraki by udemejack(m): 12:19pm On Nov 30, 2016

RIZLER:
bia zombie no ever quote me again

Politics › Re: Omogunwa's Defection To APC: PDP Senators Walk Out On Saraki by udemejack(m): 12:18pm On Nov 30, 2016

Doctor0071:
hahahahahaha STOP IT dnt u knw jokes dey pain pple sometims oo make me to join u, lolz

i just dey laff them in spanish.....in democracy anyone has the right to choose were he/she wants to peg his/her tent

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Romance › Re: 5 Kinds Of Nairaland Topics That Will Be Affected When Data Price Increases by udemejack(m): 12:11pm On Nov 30, 2016

LifestyleTonite:
This means that the demand for Vaseline will reduce in the market.

Buhari is a weekENd man.

and tell your fellow members to accept my heart felt sympathy

Romance › Re: 5 Kinds Of Nairaland Topics That Will Be Affected When Data Price Increases by udemejack(m): 12:00pm On Nov 30, 2016

viewers of Cossy Orjiakor boobs pictures will be highly decreased

Politics › Re: Omogunwa's Defection To APC: PDP Senators Walk Out On Saraki by udemejack(m): 11:56am On Nov 30, 2016

PDP how market?

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Romance › Re: I Was Being Over Nice, Now I Regret It. by udemejack(m): 12:35pm On Nov 27, 2016*

DonAkiroWorld:
Did you read what I wrong at all? So all this things you stated is what I would have done in front of the ATM abi. First were will I get a pen and paper in front of ATM to write my number abi I for borrow from somebody waiting to use ATM. You just failed to understand the main point that everything was so fast and I didn't want to keeping her standing under the sun.

Oga the earlier you accept that you bleeped up the better for you,you had upto 3 good chances to hold her hostage and i think you are just a boring type(no offence).
1.after the eye contacts, she greeted you and after you answered,that was the end,you did not not strike a convo.
2. Even when she was through with her transaction inside the bank,you allowed her to go away without even saying goodbye to her.
3.and fortunately you met her outside and you were not even a bit witty but your concentration was on her number.
4.You complain of not having a biro,did she not have too?.The worst part is that you even left her first at the ATM point and made her to watch as you left,abi you been dey form hard to get
HARDDON please come and school this newbie

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Romance › Re: I Was Being Over Nice, Now I Regret It. by udemejack(m): 7:41am On Nov 27, 2016

You were guilty of the following;
1.at first you were too hasty to hit the nail on the head.
2.you did not compose yourself very well.
3.you dont have a good sense of humour.
4.your focus was on her number without even trying to create a lasting impression in her heart.
5.if she refused to give you her number,why did'nt you stylishly write your number in a piece of paper and tell her to call you and see the magic.
Cc;HARDDON

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Politics › Re: Ondo Election: Akeredolu In Early Lead, As Oke Lags Behind Jegede by udemejack(m): 7:06am On Nov 27, 2016

Please if you see FFK or Fayose,kindly arrest them and hand them over to the police because they might commit suicide today after the release of the official result.Since we dont have Mamma peace to keep us smiling,they are now our official comedians

Politics › Re: Ondodecides: 1st Round: See How Many Votes APC Is Leading With by udemejack(m): 6:47am On Nov 27, 2016

but seriously this AD man thought he could sail through when he already knows that we are literally operating a two party system in Nigeria currently.

Politics › Re: Photos From The Funeral Of Former IGP, Etim Okon Inyang by udemejack(m): 6:39am On Nov 27, 2016

WhoRUDeceiving:
One by one they shall all parish, and yet the "country" that they joined in ruling (for the benefit of Western Banks) is worse day in and day out. All the money looted, all the shayo, all the trips abroad for enjoyment, and yet death still comes, and they go still on gen for burial.

Politics › Re: Photos From The Funeral Of Former IGP, Etim Okon Inyang by udemejack(m): 6:38am On Nov 27, 2016

RIP Sir,the whole sons and daughters of Akwa Abasi Ibom are proud of your services to our fatherland.We say thank you for setting the pace for us to follow.Rest in the bossom of the Lord.

Politics › Re: Ondo Update: SSG Loses Polling Unit As Akeredolu Wins Unit by udemejack(m): 8:49pm On Nov 26, 2016

Adedaniel211:
Receive sense in jesus name.

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Politics › Re: Ondo Update: SSG Loses Polling Unit As Akeredolu Wins Unit by udemejack(m): 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2016

somebody should look for FFK and Fayose before we go hear say them don comit suicide and run away

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Business › Who Has Gotten A Good Deal On Black Friday by udemejack(op): 12:18am On Nov 25, 2016

please share a link if you have snapped a deal

Politics › Re: Ondo Decides: Why I Missed Channels TV Governorship Debate - Rotimi Akeredolu by udemejack(m): 6:31am On Nov 22, 2016

some people can lie eh

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Events › Re: Ghanaian Groom's Lover Storms His Wedding In A Wedding Gown (Video) by udemejack(m): 11:31am On Nov 21, 2016

the nigga be like;

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