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Politics › Re: FCT Election Is A Shame, PDP Says by udemejack(m): 7:56am On Apr 15, 2016 |
its n0w a shame because una l0se abi,,,,,,*laughing in swahili* |
Politics › Re: Gov. Tambuwal Signs A Major Agricultural Deal With Chinese Company In China(pics by udemejack(m): 7:52am On Apr 15, 2016 |
the type 0f news i always yearn t0 hear |
Politics › Re: Lai: We’re Negotiating The Release Of Chibok Girls by udemejack(m): 7:50am On Apr 15, 2016 |
believe Mr. Lai at y0ur 0wn peril |
Literature › Re: The President's Daughter And I {by Vict-vames} by udemejack(m): 1:54pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
Mr.vict-vames i must c0nfess that y0u have suddenly resduce the appetite that i had f0r this st0ry..its unfair fr yu t0 direct us t0 that c0nfusing site...maybe i will st0p here and l00k fr an0ther st0ry t0 read but its unfair. 1 Like |
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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu In Court Today. PICTURE. by udemejack(m): 12:03pm On Apr 05, 2016*. Modified: 3:06pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
am beginning to pity him but all these e-ipob y0uths in NL will not want to admit what their self acclaimed messiah is g0ing through |
Politics › Re: News: Buhari Is Winning War Against Boko Haram - US Govt by udemejack(m): 11:59am On Apr 05, 2016 |
in summary;
a prophet has no respect in his home town. |
Celebrities › Re: John Okafor 'mr Ibu' Tours Europe In Style (photos) by udemejack(m): 7:33am On Apr 05, 2016 |
that him face al0ne has made my day  |
Literature › Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by udemejack(m): 9:01am On Apr 01, 2016 |
ozila: [b]sixtynine
I dont know why my dickson is still at attention e be like say e never know say him don commit crime, i was confuse i dont know what to do and the sweat wey they my body don multiply by ten percent, i be no send her message oh na she wan fucck oh, i quickly rush inside room and wear my nicker, i took my phone and call my doctor sharp sharp. Doc: hello Oz how far. Me: hello sir abeg i need serious help. Doc: wetin happen Oz. Me: one girl faint for my house as we they sex. Doc: Jesus Christ are you serious? Me: of course am serious sir please help me. Doc: whats her condition now? Me: she just they ground oh and e be like say she don die. Doc: your mummy they get drugs for house abi? Me: yes sir. Doc: check if theres any hydrocort. Me: okay sir but na how i go locate am. Doc: check were your mummy they put tetanus injection or drip. Me: oh yeah i know tetanus let me check sir please stay on the line. Doc: am here. Me: okay sir. I quickly check cupboard and drop the phone for table i begin they search for hydrocort abi hydrocourt i saw it were they keep drip, is inside a little bottle in a powder form i saw another small bottle there that look like water nothing was written on it, i took the phone sharperly. Me: sir i don see am oh e be like powder oh. Doc: yes you will need sterile water do u have there. Me: yes there is sterile water here (i nor know wetin be sterile water oh but i believe say na the sterile water they this bottle, please dont try this at home). Doc: okay good mix the sterile water with hydrocort. Me: okay sir. I drop the phone and as i was about to mix it together i heard a knock on the door and the bottle mistakenly drop on the ground, my fear increase autmatically by 50 percent. Me: who they there (with shaky voice). “open the door dear” i dont need a magician to tell me that thats Lizzy, i quickly rush to the door and open it quickly. Me: Lizzy thank God you are here am in serious trouble (i nor even let her enter before i begin they shout). Lizzy: take it easy i know, dont worry she will be fine. Me: you know how? Lizzy: that dosnt matter now (she walk straight to her and bend down examining her head). Lizzy: how many minutes now? Me: like fifteen minutes. Lizzy: dont worry she will be back. Me: really? Lizzy: yes trust me lets just sit and wait fifteen minutes from now she will be back. Na by then my mind come they come down small small i go table go carry my phone doke they call back so i just pick the call and told him that she has waken up, i sit down for chair they watch the half dead Justina Lizzy join me on the same chair. Me: am afraid oh. Lizzy: you should be i dont know why you cant keep your dickson in one place. Me: am really sorry dear. Lizzy: you dont need to, shes betrothed already. Me: really but she didnt say anything about that na. Lizzy: of course she wont shes among us. Me: among us like you mean shes a witch? Lizzy: yes she cant sleep with anyone apart from her love underworld. Me: underworld, na there him they stay? Lizzy: yes just like i was bethroted to you thats how she was also bethroted to him. Me: but i can sleep with anybody i wont die. Lizzy: oh yes because i allow it, from now on i wont be seeing you again i want you to continue to live your life before i meet you. Me: no oh what if something like this happen again? Lizzy: then you better stay away from girls. Me: dont do this dear please i need you here by the way how do you know? Lizzy: i felt your heartbeat. Me: really then i really need you here please. Lizzy: really na only you waka come abi? I have other things to do jare. Me: other things more important than me? Lizzy: you wont understand now (she stood up) when the time reach you go know. Me: why are you standing? Lizzy: am going for now. Me: but you wont leave will you? Lizzy: haha i wont dear when the war is about to start how can i leave you alone to fight it? Me: thanks love (i stood up and give her a nice hug and my dickson rise at once like anaconda). Lizzy: (she withdraw herself from the grip and use her two hands to hold my head) i want you to promise me one thing. Me: whats that dear? Lizzy: stop taking drugs. Me: ooh am really sorry about that. Lizzy: it wasnt your fault it was hers. Me: i can see that now. Lizzy: i hope you can, watch her am going dont tell her anything okay. Me: okay love. She open the door and disappear as she came, i sit close to Justina and continue watching her like how we watch super story, oh yeah this one is more than super story oh, how about the hydorcort what will i tell my mum? I will think of something else let Justina wake up first. I was lost in my thought when she finally wakeup and shouted “fucccck meeeeee”[/b] lol....Bleep me ko........Bleep we ni |
TV/Movies › Re: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 6:41pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
officialteemi: cant rememba de last tym i check dat station... na only fr kaikai shops dem dey show am |
TV/Movies › Re: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 6:39pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
nkemjacob2: I dont. Their is nothing facinitating. No good programe or good equipments to make it attractive. Inshort those local tv to me is economy wastage. Either they shut it or revamp it. lol.........CRBC in calabar is almost covered with bush |
TV/Movies › Re: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 8:35am On Mar 31, 2016 |
fathomberry: Them local TV stations have been stationary. Can you imagine seeing the same wallpaper they used when I was like 8 is still what they use now to keep you tuned in.. Who even puts up a stagnant picture for you to stare at while they sweep their studio chai.......you bad mouth eh |
TV/Movies › Re: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 8:34am On Mar 31, 2016 |
officialteemi: CRBC tv is nxt to BORING lol....tho am in calabar like you,but i cant waste a minute of my time saying that i want to watch CRBC.....everytime its either Bishop Josef is preaching, or na one traditiona display like that,nothing interesting |
TV/Movies › Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 8:00am On Mar 31, 2016 |
With the advent of more accurate and reliable channels like the TVC,AIT,CHANNELS etc,it has been very hard to rely on local channels and with the competitons that these top tv stations are having thereby trying to make the local stations almost non-existent.Fellow Nairalanders whats your say? Do you still watch your state's tv stations? |
Literature › Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by udemejack(m): 9:59pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
f0ll0wing.....h0pe i will be able t0 sleep this night bef0re lizzy g0 appear fr night...l0l |
NYSC › Re: How greedy corpers escaped being used as rituals in Rivers state by udemejack(m): 9:02pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Op whats the name of the movie? |
Phones › Re: How Fast And Reliable Is Glo Data Connection In Your Area?? by udemejack(m): 3:25pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
i wount even advice my enemy to use it |
Music/Radio › Re: Name 10 Nigerian Old Songs That Is Still Rocking Your Playlist by udemejack(op): 6:13pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
oga lalasticlala and chief myn44.....abeg your boy dey hail una ooo |
Music/Radio › Re: Name 10 Nigerian Old Songs That Is Still Rocking Your Playlist by udemejack(op): 6:07pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Wizzykinging: Have deleted all...  them being old does not mean that they dont make sense again.personally am not that type that loves this trending music wer you no go hear any single thing that the person is singing.......thats why presently my favourite artist are;Niyola,Seyi shay,Adekunle Gold,shaydee and the other newbies who are doing good music. |
Music/Radio › Name 10 Nigerian Old Songs That Is Still Rocking Your Playlist by udemejack(op): 5:52pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Lets hear those old but still banging Naija tunes that is still rocking your playlist.This is my own: 1.PAUL PLAY DAIRO-YOU AND ME 2.SOTY-MALARIA 3.DJINEE-EGO 4.2FACE-AFRICAN QUEEN 5.FACE-NEED SOMBODY 6.KLEVER J-KONI KONI LOVE 7.PSQUARE-TEMPTATION 8.WANDE COAL-OLOLUFE 9.BANKY W-STRONG THING 10.H MAN- NDOLI NDOLI Add yours lets see who has the best old playlist. |
Phones › How Can I Use Mtn Music+ Data To Browse In Symbian Phone? by udemejack(op): 5:24pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
fellow nairalanders,please help a brother out since i dont yet have money to buy an android phone...an i got the 150MB yesterday but its only opening the MTN music link thats attached to the message,please somone should please help me out |
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Music/Radio › Re: Most Highly Anticipated Albums Of 2016 by udemejack(m): 10:51am On Jan 06, 2016 |
Airf0rce1 album nk0r? |
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Politics › Re: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:41am On Oct 24, 2015 |
change49ja: Ngeneukwenu is female, Udemejack is male...so where's the 'gay alert'? Or I'm I missing something? bros i taya for that he-diot oooo |
Politics › Re: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:35am On Oct 24, 2015 |
FOLYKAZE: Gay Alert ikpa my name no be Mr.Gaybriel abeg.her moniker says she is a female so i treat her as such.#dealwithit |
Politics › Re: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:28am On Oct 24, 2015 |
NkeneUkwenu abeg kip it rolling in.
one hot kiss for you after the judgement |
Politics › Re: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:16am On Oct 24, 2015 |
*spread mat
and grab popcorn* |
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Governorship Tribunal Judgement: Udom(PDP) Vs Umana(APC) - Live by udemejack(m): 4:28pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
The man who claimed to be a dictator will today be sent parking will his beloved son Aneninghe ke idem idagha ado  |
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Governorship Tribunal Judgement: Udom(PDP) Vs Umana(APC) - Live by udemejack(m): 3:06pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
hopilo: Judgement delivered PDP wins again in Akwa Ibom. 22/22. Akwa Ibom confirmed PDP state God please forgive him for does not know what he is saying AMEN |