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PoliticsRe: FCT Election Is A Shame, PDP Says by udemejack(m): 7:56am On Apr 15, 2016
its n0w a shame because una l0se abi,,,,,,*laughing in swahili*
PoliticsRe: Gov. Tambuwal Signs A Major Agricultural Deal With Chinese Company In China(pics by udemejack(m): 7:52am On Apr 15, 2016
the type 0f news i always yearn t0 hear
PoliticsRe: Lai: We’re Negotiating The Release Of Chibok Girls by udemejack(m): 7:50am On Apr 15, 2016
believe Mr. Lai at y0ur 0wn peril
LiteratureRe: The President's Daughter And I {by Vict-vames} by udemejack(m): 1:54pm On Apr 13, 2016
Mr.vict-vames i must c0nfess that y0u have suddenly resduce the appetite that i had f0r this st0ry..its unfair fr yu t0 direct us t0 that c0nfusing site...maybe i will st0p here and l00k fr an0ther st0ry t0 read but its unfair.
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PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu In Court Today. PICTURE. by udemejack(m):
am beginning to pity him but all these e-ipob y0uths in NL will not want to admit what their self acclaimed messiah is g0ing through
PoliticsRe: News: Buhari Is Winning War Against Boko Haram - US Govt by udemejack(m): 11:59am On Apr 05, 2016
in summary; a prophet has no respect in his home town.
CelebritiesRe: John Okafor 'mr Ibu' Tours Europe In Style (photos) by udemejack(m): 7:33am On Apr 05, 2016
that him face al0ne has made my day grin
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by udemejack(m): 9:01am On Apr 01, 2016
ozila:
[b]sixtynine



I dont know why my dickson is still at
attention e be like say e never
know say him don commit crime, i was
confuse i dont know what to do
and the sweat wey they my body don multiply
by ten percent, i be no
send her message oh na she wan fucck oh, i
quickly rush inside room
and wear my nicker, i took my phone and call
my doctor sharp sharp.
Doc: hello Oz how far.
Me: hello sir abeg i need serious help.
Doc: wetin happen Oz.
Me: one girl faint for my house as we they
sex.
Doc: Jesus Christ are you serious?
Me: of course am serious sir please help
me.
Doc: whats her condition now?
Me: she just they ground oh and e be like
say she don die.
Doc: your mummy they get drugs for house
abi?
Me: yes sir.
Doc: check if theres any hydrocort.
Me: okay sir but na how i go locate am.
Doc: check were your mummy they put
tetanus injection or drip.
Me: oh yeah i know tetanus let me check sir
please stay on the line.
Doc: am here.
Me: okay sir.
I quickly check cupboard and drop the phone
for table i begin they
search for hydrocort abi hydrocourt i saw it
were they keep drip, is
inside a little bottle in a powder form i saw
another small bottle
there that look like water nothing was written
on it, i took the phone
sharperly.
Me: sir i don see am oh e be like powder oh.
Doc: yes you will need sterile water do u
have there.
Me: yes there is sterile water here (i nor
know wetin be sterile water
oh but i believe say na the sterile water they
this bottle, please
dont try this at home).
Doc: okay good mix the sterile water with
hydrocort.
Me: okay sir.
I drop the phone and as i was about to mix it
together i heard a knock
on the door and the bottle mistakenly drop
on the ground, my fear
increase autmatically by 50 percent.
Me: who they there (with shaky voice).
“open the door dear” i dont need a magician
to tell me that thats
Lizzy, i quickly rush to the door and open it
quickly.
Me: Lizzy thank God you are here am in
serious trouble (i nor even let
her enter before i begin they shout).
Lizzy: take it easy i know, dont worry she will
be fine.
Me: you know how?
Lizzy: that dosnt matter now (she walk
straight to her and bend down
examining her head).
Lizzy: how many minutes now?
Me: like fifteen minutes.
Lizzy: dont worry she will be back.
Me: really?
Lizzy: yes trust me lets just sit and wait
fifteen minutes from now
she will be back.
Na by then my mind come they come down
small small i go table go carry
my phone doke they call back so i just pick
the call and told him that
she has waken up, i sit down for chair they
watch the half dead
Justina Lizzy join me on the same chair.
Me: am afraid oh.
Lizzy: you should be i dont know why you
cant keep your dickson in one place.
Me: am really sorry dear.
Lizzy: you dont need to, shes betrothed
already.
Me: really but she didnt say anything about
that na.
Lizzy: of course she wont shes among us.
Me: among us like you mean shes a witch?
Lizzy: yes she cant sleep with anyone apart
from her love underworld.
Me: underworld, na there him they stay?
Lizzy: yes just like i was bethroted to you
thats how she was also
bethroted to him.
Me: but i can sleep with anybody i wont die.
Lizzy: oh yes because i allow it, from now on
i wont be seeing you
again i want you to continue to live your life
before i meet you.
Me: no oh what if something like this happen
again?
Lizzy: then you better stay away from girls.
Me: dont do this dear please i need you here
by the way how do you know?
Lizzy: i felt your heartbeat.
Me: really then i really need you here please.
Lizzy: really na only you waka come abi? I
have other things to do jare.
Me: other things more important than me?
Lizzy: you wont understand now (she stood
up) when the time reach you go know.
Me: why are you standing?
Lizzy: am going for now.
Me: but you wont leave will you?
Lizzy: haha i wont dear when the war is
about to start how can i leave
you alone to fight it?
Me: thanks love (i stood up and give her a
nice hug and my dickson
rise at once like anaconda).
Lizzy: (she withdraw herself from the grip
and use her two hands to
hold my head) i want you to promise me one
thing.
Me: whats that dear?
Lizzy: stop taking drugs.
Me: ooh am really sorry about that.
Lizzy: it wasnt your fault it was hers.
Me: i can see that now.
Lizzy: i hope you can, watch her am going
dont tell her anything okay.
Me: okay love.
She open the door and disappear as she
came, i sit close to Justina
and continue watching her like how we watch
super story, oh yeah this
one is more than super story oh, how about
the hydorcort what will i
tell my mum? I will think of something else let
Justina wake up first.
I was lost in my thought when she finally
wakeup and shouted “fucccck meeeeee”[/b]
lol....Bleep me ko........Bleep we ni
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 6:41pm On Mar 31, 2016
officialteemi:
cant rememba de last tym i check dat station...
na only fr kaikai shops dem dey show am
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 6:39pm On Mar 31, 2016
nkemjacob2:
I dont. Their is nothing facinitating. No good programe or good equipments to make it attractive. Inshort those local tv to me is economy wastage. Either they shut it or revamp it.
lol.........CRBC in calabar is almost covered with bush
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 8:35am On Mar 31, 2016
fathomberry:
Them local TV stations have been stationary.
Can you imagine seeing the same wallpaper they used when I was like 8 is still what they use now to keep you tuned in..
Who even puts up a stagnant picture for you to stare at while they sweep their studio
chai.......you bad mouth eh
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 8:34am On Mar 31, 2016
officialteemi:
CRBC tv is nxt to BORING
lol....tho am in calabar like you,but i cant waste a minute of my time saying that i want to watch CRBC.....everytime its either Bishop Josef is preaching, or na one traditiona display like that,nothing interesting
TV/MoviesDo You Still Watch Your State Local Tv Stations? by udemejack(op): 8:00am On Mar 31, 2016
With the advent of more accurate and reliable channels like the TVC,AIT,CHANNELS etc,it has been very hard to rely on local channels and with the competitons that these top tv stations are having thereby trying to make the local stations almost non-existent.Fellow Nairalanders whats your say? Do you still watch your state's tv stations?
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by udemejack(m): 9:59pm On Mar 02, 2016
f0ll0wing.....h0pe i will be able t0 sleep this night bef0re lizzy g0 appear fr night...l0l
NYSCRe: How greedy corpers escaped being used as rituals in Rivers state by udemejack(m): 9:02pm On Feb 17, 2016
Op whats the name of the movie?
PhonesRe: How Fast And Reliable Is Glo Data Connection In Your Area?? by udemejack(m): 3:25pm On Feb 09, 2016
i wount even advice my enemy to use it
Music/RadioRe: Name 10 Nigerian Old Songs That Is Still Rocking Your Playlist by udemejack(op): 6:13pm On Jan 31, 2016
oga lalasticlala and chief myn44.....abeg your boy dey hail una ooo
Music/RadioRe: Name 10 Nigerian Old Songs That Is Still Rocking Your Playlist by udemejack(op): 6:07pm On Jan 31, 2016
Wizzykinging:
Have deleted all... angry
them being old does not mean that they dont make sense again.personally am not that type that loves this trending music wer you no go hear any single thing that the person is singing.......thats why presently my favourite artist are;Niyola,Seyi shay,Adekunle Gold,shaydee and the other newbies who are doing good music.
Music/RadioName 10 Nigerian Old Songs That Is Still Rocking Your Playlist by udemejack(op): 5:52pm On Jan 31, 2016
Lets hear those old but still banging Naija tunes that is still rocking your playlist.This is my own:
1.PAUL PLAY DAIRO-YOU AND ME
2.SOTY-MALARIA
3.DJINEE-EGO
4.2FACE-AFRICAN QUEEN
5.FACE-NEED SOMBODY
6.KLEVER J-KONI KONI LOVE
7.PSQUARE-TEMPTATION
8.WANDE COAL-OLOLUFE
9.BANKY W-STRONG THING
10.H MAN- NDOLI NDOLI
Add yours lets see who has the best old playlist.
PhonesHow Can I Use Mtn Music+ Data To Browse In Symbian Phone? by udemejack(op): 5:24pm On Jan 29, 2016
fellow nairalanders,please help a brother out since i dont yet have money to buy an android phone...an i got the 150MB yesterday but its only opening the MTN music link thats attached to the message,please somone should please help me out
Music/RadioRe: Most Highly Anticipated Albums Of 2016 by udemejack(m): 10:51am On Jan 06, 2016
Airf0rce1 album nk0r?
PoliticsRe: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:41am On Oct 24, 2015
change49ja:
Ngeneukwenu is female, Udemejack is male...so where's the 'gay alert'? Or I'm I missing something?
bros i taya for that he-diot oooo
PoliticsRe: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:35am On Oct 24, 2015
FOLYKAZE:
Gay Alert
ikpa my name no be Mr.Gaybriel abeg.her moniker says she is a female so i treat her as such.#dealwithit
PoliticsRe: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:28am On Oct 24, 2015
NkeneUkwenu abeg kip it rolling in. one hot kiss for you after the judgement
PoliticsRe: Live Updates: Rivers State Gov. Election Petition Verdict: Wike Vs Peterside by udemejack(m): 11:16am On Oct 24, 2015
*spread mat and grab popcorn*
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Governorship Tribunal Judgement: Udom(PDP) Vs Umana(APC) - Live by udemejack(m): 4:28pm On Oct 21, 2015
The man who claimed to be a dictator will today be sent parking will his beloved son
Aneninghe ke idem idagha ado grin
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Governorship Tribunal Judgement: Udom(PDP) Vs Umana(APC) - Live by udemejack(m): 3:06pm On Oct 21, 2015
hopilo:
Judgement delivered PDP wins again in Akwa Ibom. 22/22. Akwa Ibom confirmed PDP state
God please forgive him for does not know what he is saying AMEN

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