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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Tells Fan: "I'm Not Fat, I Just Have A Well Rounded Booty" by udemejack(m): 11:19am On Jun 30, 2017

Yemi, come and sit on my face. Chai... Imagine those thick laps on my neck while "gifffing" her hard and fast

[/size][/font][/b][/i][/color][/quote]may banana fall on you

Health › Re: 16 Signs You May Have HIV Without Knowing by udemejack(m): 7:25pm On Jun 29, 2017

@Op mosquito fall on you

Politics › Re: How Tribunal Sacked George Sekibo From Senate And Declared Andrew Uchendu Winner by udemejack(m): 9:03am On Jun 29, 2017

All hail the lion of Ubima

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Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by udemejack(m): 9:58pm On Jun 27, 2017

Chipappii:
Sure

nice......... Give me some time

Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by udemejack(m): 10:15am On Jun 27, 2017

Chipappii:
.. Thanks bro. Do small waybill for me

the charges will be on you abi?

Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by udemejack(m): 11:21am On Jun 26, 2017

Ayiibobo:
,.404 na d code ,..lol,.best combo ever..my mouth done dey waterish .............bingo where are u

i know of the code but i was thinking that you are an amateur thats why i made it open..........
You know say na we get am

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Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by udemejack(m): 3:18pm On Jun 25, 2017

ghost mode deactivated.
Oga chipapii i hereby donate one pot of dog meat and a keg of palmy to you....come to calabar and gerrit anytime.

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Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by udemejack(m): 3:15pm On Jun 25, 2017

Darous the adventurer

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Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi And Rumoured Girlfriend, Temi Otedola Visit Barcelona FC by udemejack(m): 7:22pm On May 31, 2017

gabinogem:
Oh! this club that their jersey looks like one local nigerian govt school uniform. No wonder they didn't put on the ugly jersey.

bros no vex ooo
but is your brain paining you?

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Romance › Re: How I Got Messed Up By 2 Ladies At First Bank by udemejack(m): 7:17pm On May 28, 2017

Splinz:
She shouldn't have just thrown the passbook, she should have added a resounding slap! Shey you no know sey to withdraw that kind money for counter na crime?

crime keh?
Bros better hunger neva nack you.....i still remember the day that i withdrew #150 from my Ecobank account.when you see yourself in this situation,always stand in a queue that is paid bny a guy,they'll understand better than those slay queens

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Politics › Re: RESOLUTION: Nigerians To Boycott 2019 Election For Restructuring by udemejack(m): 6:15am On May 24, 2017

did you just say Nigerians? Or you wanted to type my 'family members' will boycott the forthcoming elections.

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage With DJ Khaled, Diddy, Emele Sande In Los Angeles (Photos) by udemejack(m): 9:02am On Feb 10, 2017

na Kwashiokor make her leg bend like that? girls of nowadays tho

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Education › Re:  Unical Notifies Students On 2016/2017 Acceptance Fee Deadline by udemejack(m): 5:56pm On Jan 27, 2017

ametumzy:
D pleasure is mine.but I never asked u or any one to take me serious oooo.pls stop d mention.

i hope am not mentioning you again? wink

Education › Re:  Unical Notifies Students On 2016/2017 Acceptance Fee Deadline by udemejack(m): 8:41pm On Jan 26, 2017

ametumzy:
what cons you with ma location

ayam only pitying those who will take you serious here...
but its a pleasure to sight you 'malabreast.'

Education › Re:  Unical Notifies Students On 2016/2017 Acceptance Fee Deadline by udemejack(m): 5:54pm On Jan 26, 2017

ametumzy:
yes

but your location is Australia,open the door lets talk

Education › Re: Top 10 Most Respected And Popular Courses In Nigeria. by udemejack(m): 11:03am On Jan 24, 2017

Eleniyan15:
today na community service

Education › Re: Top 10 Most Respected And Popular Courses In Nigeria. by udemejack(m): 7:41am On Jan 24, 2017

YoungDenzel:
definitely not in Nigeria

because people like you have choosen not to think outside the box thereby allowing your brain to continually bask in the euphoria of those overrated courses mentioned above by the Op

Education › Re: Top 10 Most Respected And Popular Courses In Nigeria. by udemejack(m): 7:37am On Jan 24, 2017

Eleniyan15:
you dey mind the guy actually I don't eat dog meat but palm whine won't be bad..but that dog meat I go give the scholar wey dey my dpt na calabar guy(4:82), I fit decide to dey chop dog meat now maybe my brain fit sharp like the guy own

lol
you are a very good bad guy.

Education › Re: Top 10 Most Respected And Popular Courses In Nigeria. by udemejack(m): 7:55pm On Jan 23, 2017

Eleniyan15:
if you like add (sociology) if you like no add us na your problem who you help..The World need Us, we are sociology, we set the pace others follow

one pot of dog meat and a keg of palm wine for you.

Education › Re: Top 10 Most Respected And Popular Courses In Nigeria. by udemejack(m): 4:18pm On Jan 23, 2017*

una don start again,
if you like add SOCIOLOGY,if you dont like you leave,but the world needs us just as fishes needs water.

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Phones › Re: 5 Reasons To Buy Phones With Snapdragon 835 Chipset by udemejack(m): 7:29am On Jan 19, 2017

and you think that it will go for a penny? expect from $800 up

Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo And Wife Celebrate Daughter' Pinky's Birthday (photos) by udemejack(m): 7:25am On Jan 19, 2017

rokiatu:
hahahahahah you got jokes.

i'd advice you act fast because from next week,my dad will inflate the price from 50million to 100mil,but i can intercede on your behalf for him to give you small discount,you knw that recession affects that too.

Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo And Wife Celebrate Daughter' Pinky's Birthday (photos) by udemejack(m): 7:14am On Jan 19, 2017

rokiatu:
Enjoy your single and lonely life then.

Only if you are ready to pay for my groom price.

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Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo And Wife Celebrate Daughter' Pinky's Birthday (photos) by udemejack(m): 6:59am On Jan 19, 2017

una dey do make marriage dey hungry me anyhw,but i know its a trap an am aint gonna fall into it

Politics › Re: If A Nobody Contests Against Buhari In 2019, Buhari Will Lose – Fayose by udemejack(m): 6:55am On Jan 19, 2017

i thought this man has started to make sense in this 2017,but the reverse is the case

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Politics › Re: NASS To Strip FG Of Powers To Control Mineral Resources by udemejack(m): 10:14am On Jan 17, 2017

Stingman:
Why would you persistently want to be using other people's resources to develop your region, because of much power at the center? Now answer the question, to see where you have been dumped?

its a pity that you cant even try to hide your ignorance even in a public forum like this.
does that name 'Udeme' sound in your ears as a south western or Northern name?.
Please try to be sensible small even though i knw that its hard.

Politics › Re: NASS To Strip FG Of Powers To Control Mineral Resources by udemejack(m): 9:09am On Jan 17, 2017

Stingman:
Afonja parasite spotted!!!

i have warned you severally to stop smoking that thing and you will not agree.now you see were it has landed you?

Politics › Re: NASS To Strip FG Of Powers To Control Mineral Resources by udemejack(m): 8:19am On Jan 17, 2017

Our legislooters are becoming power drunk and cluesless every passing day. that is simply Dead on Arrival(DoA)

Crime › Re: Father And Stepmother Beat Son To Death In Bayelsa State by udemejack(m): 8:14am On Jan 17, 2017

Abasi ke eyong! shocked

some people have trade their conscience for a plate of food just like Esau

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