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RomanceRe: 7 Top Qualities Of A Big Girl by udemejack(m): 9:34pm On Jan 01, 2015
harrysterol:
[b]Let talk about the "big girl"


Who is a big girl?? =>The fact that different guys pick you up every Friday night or Saturday night does not make you a big girl.Even the fact that you wear all latest clothes and trends available in the market does not make you a big girl,and the fact that that you use the latest Android or Apple gadget for purposes of communication and different guys deposit money in your bank account does not make you a big girl or even a smart one,you are actually only ruining your future...
Then,who is a big girlhuh?


1. big girls don't pretend to be celebrities
big girl don't pretend or form like they are celebrities, by trying to make semi nude or nude photos, no guy will want that for a wife, you got curves do not expose them all round thinking it make you a big girl, make them look decent, we call this type of girls, "ladies of influence "

2. Big girls are royalty big girls don't flirt with men around, they respect their relationship, respect her value of womanhood, carries her dignity around neither does she brag about number of men she slept with or how many beer bottle she can drink

3. Big girls are supportive
in as much as men want to be caretakers, even the strongest of men want a soft place to fall, big girls stand by theirs men anytime anyday instead of collecting ever kobo that comes out of the guys pocket

4. Big girls are independent big girls have a life, the feel contended with what the have, the don't push men around but give them space to do their own thing

5. Big girls don't piece all their body big girls don't put holes in every part of their body just to impress or trying to look like daddy shoki with earrings all over your ears, eyes, and nose, real big girls look classic with proper piecing in the right places

6. Big girls don't belittle people a big girl pays attention to every call to listen what the person has to say, big girls don't go snubbing people all way round in every place the pass, it show signs of immaturity

7. Big girls are the one with enough brains big girls are creative thinkers, the put their head straight, bring up good ideas and are not addicted to chatting with men alone
[/b]


Above all,Be bold but humble,be Godly,be hardworking,be ambitious but contented,Don't make men a priority in life. Real men will seek after you..
Build yourself into a woman men will always want to take home to their mamas,not the one they want to take to restaurants and hotels only.
Trust me,if you trap a man with your body,he will go one day...

thank God my babe has all dis qualities
RomanceRe: 7 Top Qualities Of A Big Girl by udemejack(m): 9:30pm On Jan 01, 2015
Tell dem Oooo Weda all dis chewing gum girls wit empty purse go gree accept grin grin
PhonesRe: Spec Of New Elephone With Amazing Battery Capacity Of 5350mah by udemejack(op): 9:26pm On Jan 01, 2015
[quote author=kedukc post=29399551]Kindly drop ur contact. Tnx[/quote) BBM 7F07DC38
PoliticsRe: Photos: Jonathan Worships At Dunamis Gospel Church On New Year Day by udemejack(m): 6:16pm On Jan 01, 2015
Like father like son
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Strikes At ECWA Church, Gombe, On New Year’s Day by udemejack(m): 12:16pm On Jan 01, 2015
Dos pple dey try God.... I pity dem cus hell fire will be their destination
PhonesRe: Spec Of New Elephone With Amazing Battery Capacity Of 5350mah by udemejack(op): 12:12pm On Jan 01, 2015
kedukc:
udemejack how do we locate u?
in calabar
PhonesRe: Spec Of New Elephone With Amazing Battery Capacity Of 5350mah by udemejack(op): 12:15am On Jan 01, 2015
Samsantos9:
Is out yet?
What is the price?
35k
CelebritiesRe: Finally Tonto Dikeh Shows Off Her Man (Photos) by udemejack(m): 10:19pm On Dec 31, 2014
I wonda why dis should mk FP..... me don show una ma babe bfr shocked shocked shocked shocked undecided[color=#990000][/color]
PhonesSpec Of New Elephone With Amazing Battery Capacity Of 5350mah by udemejack(op): 10:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
Elephone P5000 has a 5350mAh battery, large
enough to offer 4 days of battery life and act as
a power bank via the OTG USB in the base.
Mediatek provide the processor, in this case a
1.7Ghz MT6592 octacore chip. There is also 2GB
RAM and 16GB of internal memory which can
be expanded via the SD memory slot. Dual
camera of 16.0MP and 8.0MP. P5000 is a multi-
language version, and Google Play Store pre-
installed.
Highlights
5350mAh large capacity battery , it is an unique
specification among recently released
smartphones, which makes a breakthrough of
battery life. You can use P5000 as a power bank
charging for other phones!
Advanced Touch ID guarantee your privacy,
screen lock, message lock, app lock, etc. Set as
you need, it would be useful in your daily life.
Gorgeous 5.0inch FHD screen, 1920*1080, over
440 PPI, with exquisite display quality and
excellent color reproduction capability, and the
power consumption has gone down.
Indispensable NFC , Touch to connect the
loudspeaker box and playing music on it, it
makes our life more convenient.
MT6592 1.7 GHz Octa core cpu , 2GB RAM+16GB
ROM, comprehensive test score would reach
30,000, it's capable of challenging.
16MP +8MP Amazing camera, with large light-
sensing surface area faster focusing speed and
higher focusing accuracy.
Android 4.4 OS, 2GB RAM +16GB ROM
Dual SIM Card Dual Standby
Support 3G/GPS/Wifi/Bluettooth/OTG/NFC/
Fingerprint ID
Networking: 2G:GSM850/900/1800/1900MHz;
3G:WCDMA900/1900/2100MHZ
Nairaland GeneralRe: Top Ten New Year Resolution Ideas You Can Choose From. by udemejack(m): 11:57am On Dec 31, 2014
Tallesty1:
New Year's Eve has always been a time for looking back to the past, and more importantly, forward to the coming year. It's a time to reflect on the changes we want (or need) to make and resolve to follow through on those changes.

Below Are The Commonly Made New Year Resolutions You Can Chose From.

1. Spend More Time with Family & Friends
Recent polls conducted by General Nutrition Centers, Quicken, and others shows that more than 50% of Professionals vow to appreciate loved ones and spend more time with family and friends this year.

Will you do the same?

2. Fit in Fitness
Regular exercise has been associated with more health benefits than anything else known to man. Studies show that it reduces the risk of some cancers, increases longevity, helps achieve and maintain weight loss, enhances mood, lowers blood pressure, and even improves arthritis. In short, exercise keeps you healthy and makes you look and feel better so make exercise a priority.

3. Quit Womanizing.
Just like drinking and smoking, a lot of people have promise to stamp out their womanizing habit this year. Would you wanna join them? It is a nice idea and you won't regret doing it it.

4. Quit Smoking
If you have resolved to make this the year that you stamp out your smoking habit, over-the-counter availability of nicotine replacement therapy now provides easier access to proven quit-smoking aids. Even if you've tried to quit before and failed, don't let it get you down. On average, smokers try about four times before they quit for good. Start enjoying the rest of your smoke-free life!

5. Enjoy Life More
Given the hectic, stressful lifestyles of Nigerians, it is no wonder that "enjoying life more" has become a popular resolution in recent years. It's an important step to a happier and healthier you!

6. Quit Drinking
While many people use the New Year as an incentive to finally stop drinking, most are not equipped to make such a drastic lifestyle change all at once. Many heavy drinkers fail to quit cold turkey but do much better when they taper gradually, or even learn to moderate their drinking. If you have decided that you want to stop drinking, there is a world of help and support available.

7. Get Out of Debt
Was money a big source of stress in your life this year? Join the millions of People who have resolved to spend 2015 getting a handle on their finances. It's a promise that will repay itself many times over in the year ahead.

8. Learn Something New
Have you vowed to make this year the year to learn something new? Perhaps you are considering a career change, want to learn a new language, or just how to fix your computer? Whether you take a course or read a book, you'll find education to be one of the easiest, most motivating New Year's resolutions to keep.

9. Be Good And Help Others
A popular, non-selfish New Year's resolution, volunteerism can take many forms. Whether you choose to spend time helping out at your local library, mentoring a child, building a house, or Helping the poors and needy in your street, there are many nonprofit volunteer organizations that could really use your help.

10. Get Organized
On just about every New Year resolution, organization can be a very reasonable goal. Whether you want your home organized enough that you can invite someone over on a whim, or your life so you can attract your dream person, or your office organized enough that you can find the stapler when you need it, these tips and resources should get you started on the way to a more organized life.

Happy Chosing.

You Can Add Yours.
get more closer to God
PhonesRe: Top 10 Android Browsers 2014 by udemejack(m): 11:53am On Dec 31, 2014
Mogten:
In the list sir.
Abi yu no dey see well fr afternoon?
grin grin
RomanceRe: So What Does A Lady Gain From A Broke Guy In A Relationship? by udemejack(m): 9:42am On Dec 29, 2014
She gains love...... Cus na broke guys said love pass and they are always faithful
PoliticsRe: Lagos-Based Artistes Step Out For Buhari (Pics) by udemejack(m): 10:30pm On Dec 28, 2014
Watz so special abt dis yash of a tin
Abi no be shit full am........ Smh for som as addicted niggas
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince And Seyi Shay In Hot Romance? Pictures Speak! by udemejack(m): 10:20pm On Dec 28, 2014
Seyi shay yu don forget say ice prince dey wear no. 9 Jersey (striker).... I no wan hear say yu dey cry because of hrt break ooo cus yu ve bin ma crush ever since but yu ve not bin giving me chance to prove to yu how much I admire yu kiss kiss kiss kiss wink... All the same gud luck
FamilyRe: Does This Kind Of Love Still Exists? by udemejack(m): 11:11am On Dec 28, 2014
Yes..

. In my grandparents generation
Christianity EtcRe: What Right Does A Pastor Have Disgracing Someone Openly During Service? by udemejack(m): 11:10am On Dec 28, 2014
Maybe the pastor wan marry ha na........ shocked shocked

TravelRe: Missing AirAsia Plane: 162 People (Including 17 Children) On Board by udemejack(m): 9:39am On Dec 28, 2014
God protect your children............ We must cross over to 2015 IJN................ AMEN embarassed embarassed
embarassed
RomanceRe: Would You Accept A Break Up Gift? by udemejack(m): 10:43pm On Dec 27, 2014
Wait lemme ask my frnd Mr. Google.... I will b back grin grin grin grin grin wink
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Nollywood Stars Who Dumped Christianity For Islam by udemejack(m): 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2014
Na DE judgment day go determine
Don't blaspheme undecided undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Trader Arrested For Gruesome Murder Of Austria-based Lover (pictured) by udemejack(m): 10:30pm On Dec 27, 2014
sad sad he must face the wrath of the law

undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Photo: Prostitute Who Cuts Off Male Organs & Sells To Ritualists Arrested In Imo by udemejack(m): 4:32pm On Dec 27, 2014
She was arrested for hunting male organs which are used for money rituals.


[b]“I am a prostitute and I smoke. I have a gang and we specialise in sleeping with men and cut­ting their manhood during sex. We use the manhood for money rituals. I have killed seven men in the hotel in Owerri. They had sex with me after they have paid me N3, 000 or N5, 000. I would be on top of the man and in the process I would bring out blade and cut off his manhood.

I do hand over the manhood to our gang leader. They always promise to pay us N150, 000 for each manhood we could sup­ply, and which they used for money ritual.

I dropped out at JSS 3. I stopped going to school when I lost my fa­ther, but my mother is still alive. I joined a gang where some ladies initiated me into a cult. Our main concern is going after male organ for ritual.

I have given birth to three children. I sold the first and second children for N200, 000 each. The third child is a boy and he is staying with my mother.

On November 2014, the man met me at Oyima Street, Owerri. He gave me N2,000 to have sex with me. It was around 3.00pm. The victim took me to the hotel in Owerri and he was having sex with me.

I was on top of him and when he was enjoying it, I brought out my blade and I started cutting his manhood. But it hadn’t cut off when he started to shout for help. Then they came to arrest me and he was rushed to the hospital. I was arrested and I have confessed to the police.”[/b]

The Imo State Commissioner of Police Abdulmajid Ali confirmed the story to reporters, and also said Uche will soon be charged to court. Am ain't surprise
RomanceRe: Things Men Must Know In Relationships by udemejack(m): 7:32am On Dec 11, 2013
adorable29: Some men here have quickly bookmarked this post O. They are just pretending as if they don't care and forming akpako! Na dem dey pet their women pass outside nairaland!!! SMH! Quote me if you agree! Lol!
for ya smol mind.....yu de feel lyk beyonce
RomanceRe: Things Men Must Know In Relationships by udemejack(m): 7:26am On Dec 11, 2013
Teespice: Number 28 is sure for me. Nothing is as good as a man who knows his onions when it comes to dressing and packaging. He does not have to break the bank in order to look yummy.
wat of maggi an pepper?
EventsRe: Amaechi Hosts Nollywood Stars To A Special Dinner by udemejack(m): 10:51am On Nov 22, 2013
de world is watchin
PoliticsRe: Senators Seek Life Imprisonment For Rapists by udemejack(m): 9:34am On Nov 21, 2013
na their own cup of lipton tea

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