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RomanceRe: Six-figure Doctor Settles For Trash Collector Who Killed Her After 3yr Marriage by udomonday: 5:35pm On Aug 01, 2024
Never go into a relationship with someone that is not in your class. Class disparity breeds confidence crises, and violence is the aftermath.
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrest Ex-Convict, Gatekeeper For Stealing $20,000 (Picture) by udomonday: 7:15am On Aug 01, 2024
Just like a pickpocket that picked a police man's pocket at the station where he arrested.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Not The Problem, Northerners Born Children They Can't Carter For-Fayose by udomonday: 7:37am On Jul 30, 2024
2elliot:
China has a billion people, yet they are not blaming their population. The north is not backward because they are too populated, but it is because of leadership issues. That 12 children a singular northerner has is a big blessing if harnessed for farming and manufacturing. North has everything to develop themselves, except poor leadership and religious extremism.
China has a quality population not the riff raffs that populate the north, thier leaders refuse to educate them. they just allow them to become empty and useless to themselves and to the country, an uneducated population is a liability.
CelebritiesRe: Court Document Reveals P Diddy Paid $1 Million For Tupac Assassination by udomonday: 5:20am On Jul 25, 2024
BeyondCertainty:
Puff Diddy is just so many things.
the guy is wicked, he sent Sean barrow to prison, just because he was another notorious Big in the making.
PoliticsRe: FG Snubs Dangote Refinery To Export Crude Oil To Indonesia by udomonday: 8:30pm On Jul 23, 2024
The country is cursed.
RomanceRe: She Finally Left, Because I'm Not Dancing To Her Tune Anymore by udomonday: 11:37am On Jul 19, 2024
Blackman5844:
Please don't mind my English.

I created this thread https://www.nairaland.com/8123588/she-cheated-give-second-chance about what my ex did to me when we were still dating.

I got some advice on here and I followed it.

We dated for eight months, it was the first girl I will ever loved deeply, she's 25 I'm 26. I gave her my time, money and sacrifice a lot for her, I even break my bank for her.

So after getting some advice from here, i pretended I was very broke that I didn't even have 5k in my account, this girl told me that I'm not prudent with spending money that i spend money lavishly. I was shocked because before I pretended I was broke, this girl has been my one of priority, she will bill me almost every day, if not for food it will be data apart from she want to make her hair, her nails etc. there was a time she told me she wants me to rest for a week from her billings lol.

I helped her making her business grow to the point that she's now stable and even paying for advanced course for her business. I literally spent 7 months pleasing her dancing to her tune because I got her almost everything she asked me, whenever she needs money if I can't give her the whole money I make sure I give her more than half.

I'm not sure I buy clothes for myself during that 7 months. And I did for her, even for her family functions lol. Help her sis with a phone worth more than 200k.

So the very last month we spent together, I started taking care of myself, got myself clothes, shoes I spent more on myself. She started ranting that I should invest in her business. I told her I can't invest in someone that's not my wife.

She started complaining that I'm taking care of myself without considering her that she needs to buy tampons virgin** wash she needs like 20k plus etc.

So a night before the day she broke up, we bleep, so in the middle of the night they brought light I wanted to help her to charge her phone she thought I was checking her phone she voltage that (have I not seen what I'm looking for on her phone) we fight and the next morning she broke up.

She used her Dad as an excuse. She told me her Dad can't allow her to get marry to me because of religion differences. Lol.


She still call me, she told me she wants to continue bleeping till it ends lol 😂

Thanks so much for all your advice I really appreciate. You guys safe my life.

I learnt my lesson..

Although I'm pained because of all the money and sacrifice I made.
with the way you sound, there's a 99% probability that you will run back to her whenever she decides to start pressing your mumu button.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Turns 63 Today by udomonday: 10:46am On Jul 19, 2024
So by the time tinubu is done with his 8years, obi will be as old as the present ruler. We need young men to rule this country not dinosaurs.
RomanceRe: Some Supermarket Cashier are Hookup Girls by udomonday: 5:55pm On Jul 03, 2024
You need multiple streams of income in this Era.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Will Recognise Nigeria When Tinubu Completes 8 Years – Akpabio by udomonday: 5:48pm On Jul 03, 2024
Nigeria will be looking like an Aids patient.
SportsRe: NPFL '24 Trophy Presentation, Highest Goalscorer, MVP (Photos & Videos) by udomonday: 8:02am On Jun 26, 2024
They should put seats in that stadium and also cover the stands, new Jo's stadium that looks old.
PoliticsRe: Chagoury Owns The Private Jet That Flew President Tinubu To South Africa by udomonday: 11:50am On Jun 20, 2024
They've been patners for long so no lele.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye: Woman’s Breast That Was Cut Off Due To Cancer Grew Back 2 Weeks After by udomonday: 11:46am On Jun 19, 2024
Its like the churches are loosing patronage. That's why they resort to lies.
Foreign AffairsRe: See Venue For Ramaphosa's Inauguration, Tinubu To Attend (PICS) by udomonday: 9:04am On Jun 18, 2024
South africa is beautiful.
PhonesRe: Habits That Do Not Prevent Premature Aging by udomonday: 3:13pm On Jun 13, 2024
Person wey teach you work,no teach you well.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Man Shares His Experience After Ordering A Driverless Taxi In USA (vid) by udomonday: 12:39pm On Jun 13, 2024
Kobicove:
These stupid white people are always coming up with new ways to sack people from their jobs angry
if you call white people stupid,then your case is beyond redemption.
FoodRe: Nigerian Lady Left With A Swollen Face After She Ate Catfish (graphic Photos) by udomonday: 6:03am On Jun 13, 2024
She come dey resemble the catfish.
EducationRe: Beautiful Picture Of University Of Nigeria Female Undergraduates In 1982 by udomonday: 6:20pm On Jun 12, 2024
That is when Nigeria had dignity as a country.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Vows To Respect Guilty Verdict In Son's Gun Trial by udomonday: 6:13pm On Jun 12, 2024
englishmart:
We all know the law will surely be twisted to accommodate his son, just as it was twisted to convict Trump. The USA is by miles more corrupt than Nigeria.
the USA is very corrupt,even thier police is way higher than the Nigerian version in terms of sleaze and corruption,but the difference is that the USA is attractive to everybody,while Nigeria is the opposite.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma Set To Hold Their Traditional Marriage In Lagos On June 25 by udomonday: 6:03pm On Jun 12, 2024
Father4all:
After begging another woman for sex kai. This Chioma of a girl sef. She too like money. God forbid
this one na talk?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu May Reshuffle Cabinet, Create New Ministry by udomonday: 6:01pm On Jun 12, 2024
Sports minister should go ASAP.
FoodRe: What Do You Call This In Your Language? (pictures) by udomonday: 8:48pm On Jun 11, 2024
We used to eat it with soaked garri,but don't eat it too much if you don't want to sleep in the toilet.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Recite "Arise O Compatriots" In Benin World Cup Qualifier Match by udomonday: 7:12pm On Jun 10, 2024
toprealman:
Rather than waste time and energy in something that has zero significance in your life, use same energy and time to understand the difference between loose and lose!
they will still lose all the same.
CelebritiesRe: Rowan Atkinson( "MR BEAN"): Against All Odds Road To Comedy Stardom by udomonday: 6:58pm On Jun 10, 2024
iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC]He's gone grey, we're all gonna die someday.. [/color]
so going gray means getting closer to your grave,have you not seen Frey haired 35year olds?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Benin Republic: 2026 World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 2 (Full Time) by udomonday: 6:48pm On Jun 10, 2024
ppogba:
Even when he has not started?

Pharisees and Sadducees
NFF is sabotaging this country by appointing finidi George as the head coach.
CelebritiesRe: ‘Nigerians Spend Too Much Time Praying Instead Of Working – BBNaija Doyin by udomonday: 5:37pm On Jun 10, 2024
Thats just the truth.a lot of Nigerians have been brainwashed by religion to the extent that they don't even see themselves as capable of anything other than to sit down and cast and bind from morning till night and still end up with a wretched life.
RomanceRe: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by udomonday: 5:31pm On Jun 10, 2024
MadeINchenzen2:
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.
little boys tale.
PoliticsRe: (OPINION):Dangote Is The Main Reason Why Nigeria Will NEVER Grow. by udomonday: 5:25pm On Jun 10, 2024
Vinnie2000:
A Country that put all it's Productive Efforts into the hands of ONE MAN,
Can such Country develop to become Self-sufficient, let alone an Industrial Power or World Power? undecided

Did SOUTH AFRICA, CHINA, GERMANY, even INDIA Develop like thathuh.

*Rice Production
*Sugar Production
*Tomato production
*Cement Production
*Petroleum Refining

In a Serious Country, All these could have been done by Government for proper Sustainability for the citizens.

But our Lazy Government fold it's arms, Sleep and allow Dangote to MONOPOLIZE all It's Sectors.
Then they Secretly buy Shares in his Companies, leaving Nigerians to Suffer and Struggle on their own. sad sad

Quite a Pity how We have Handed our NATIONAL WEALTH to Dangote.

One Day, If he is a Terrible Person, He will turn to PHAROAH and Deal MERCILESSLY with Nigerians,
more Wickedly that meted out to the Isrealites in the Bible. embarassed sad

I Wish we Have Leaders who would Truly Work to Make Nigerians Great again. smiley
so what are you saying?are you blaming dangote for being a smart investor or you are blaming Nigeria for being a stupid and lazy country?
FamilyRe: See What I Experienced Buying Bread This Morning by udomonday: 5:22pm On Jun 10, 2024
KiNg0G:
I just went to buy bread at the junction 1800, to compare if it would last through the week. the normal big size and gentlemen trust me. I can't seem to count the number of people staring at me when I walked passed this morning from the road to my house holding the nylon.

Since it's a medium black nylon, it's visible the way some people smiled, others makes subtle murmur.. I don't know if I should feel proud of myself or embarrassed.

Nigeria which way, is this how the country has gone to?

This is something my dad used to buy home every weekend and nobody takes it as anything..

Nlfpmod
you probably stay in a poor neighborhood,and by the way,how can you eat one bread for one week?
CelebritiesRe: Lady Finds Strange New Baby And Families Living In Her Ongoing House In Abuja by udomonday: 4:26pm On Jun 10, 2024
Just continue working on the house and send them out at a certain stage,but be careful and never visit there alone because those northerners are very wicked they can kill you so that the work will stop and they continue living there till eternity.but hasten up and finish the house and chase them away.
Music/RadioRe: Ghanaian Singer, Juliet Kwakye's Sing-A-Thon Turns Into Sleep Marathon! by udomonday: 4:20pm On Jun 10, 2024
Ghanaians are as funny as thier food.
RomanceRe: Black American Woman Abandoned In Lagos by udomonday: 4:16pm On Jun 10, 2024
Sometimes in life,the person you think is your body and soul and you fall head over heels in love with is not the one for you,he is just a channel for you to meet someone that is truly meant for you.just pick your self up,and decide on what to do about yourself.if you choose to settle in Nigeria ,then think of how to get your self useful and independent either by doing business or finding a job,take good care of yourself and free your mind from the stress you have been through.go out and meet people and gradually get your life back,I bet you lots of men out there are praying everyday to meet a woman like you.
EducationRe: Robbers Kill Final Year Akwa Ibom Poly Student (Photos) by udomonday: 4:03pm On Jun 10, 2024
A man refused to hand over the keys of his Mercedes Benz jeep to robbers and they shot him dead and still made away with the car.please always learn from others,don't wait until it happens to you.

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