₦airaland Forum

They should also do proper landscaping to add beauty to the project.

The national pledge does not matter because to serve Nigeria is not by force,to be faithful,loyal and honest is not for a typical Nigerian politician.

otherway:
You and who?

you in particular.

Bullman:
My uncle used that cassette player and old cd player to frustrate my life with mark Morrison, return of the mark in 1995 or 96.. now that I'm all grown i practically listen to the songs my dad n uncle loved more, I'm full old school i never reach 35 000

you never reach 35000?

post=130223189:
People don old for dis forum o.
Kids on Nairaland won't know.


......This and many others.
Let's reminisce book-wise...

The good ol' days when men were boys.
And women were girls.
And virginity was sweet


Those are realy the good old days!
Oga Kasim,
Agba Awo himself


You can say that again Sir.
Truer words have never been spoken.

kids of nowadays don't read,they rather spend time playing games on thier phone.I remember I read all those novels when I was in jss 3.I will just be waiting for break time so I can rush to the library and read novels.

otherway:
Hmmm!

That clipper was used to barb my hair in 1985 when I was a little boy.

that is when we used to have lies infested hair.

These people are just knocking Nigerians about like a ping pong ball.

Village champion,na this type go dey stand for bush dey corner girls wey dey go fetch water for stream.

SultanOfPuna:
Been going raw since 1924 till today but I wonder how you guys that use condom are coping in this economy.
For super market I collect condom use style ask cashier how much condom she tell me 2k

I quickly drop the condom like hot moi moi
Me pay 2k for ordinary condom
Be like say all of us don mad finish for this country. 2k for condom??

condom price should come down because a lot of men no get time for sex again,the wah ala of this country has turned some people into secondary virgins.

Mercenary123:
Why do our media houses give this slowpoke attention?

Somebody that adds next to nothing to the growth and development of this country is who the media houses are running after for news. What a shame

is he saying the truth or not?why should the country discard thier indegenious anthem for the one composed by a foreigner?Nigeria is just a comedy skit.

There is nobody I cannot kick to the kerb,if you become a stumbling block in my life,then you are a goner,I just delete you from my life and move on.

EreluRoz:
Does a man have to lie to put his wife down before his sidechick? Very annoying

women are built like that,they just want to hear you say that you don't love the other woman,even if they know its a lie.that is why is easier to get a woman when your mouth is sweet with lies.

Sonnobax15:

So long say she settle down ice the cake well well,no problem..

Na this type of particular cake dey sweet man pass.... Especially if he's eating it,with the side banny beside him,and rubbing his stomach with Vaseline....And calling him sweet sweet names....

you seem to forget that the mans life can terminated as easily as you swat a fly by the woman.

borngeologist:
Am lost..am depressed..i just want to end it..so that i can rest from all this..gambling has made me lost everything..owing l credit170k palmpay 50k..okash 30k.. I dont even have #50.in my account..i dont even know what to do. I just wish thier is glimpse of hope for me in this world ..i have fought this addiction.but it really ruined me..nothing i can do anymore..i just wish i could stop ..i want to stop i really want to stop

you never ready,when you are ready to stop you will stop.

I notice that some guys go to a great length to organize a naming ceremony for their new borns even those that don't have money tend to borrow just to organize the ceremony,and I wonder what its all about because I named my kid without all the paparazzi.

When Bob comes out he or she will have a stiff competition.

Forkthiefnubu:
We heard u spend 9 million bucks daily on yourself everyday , is that true ?

which country uses bucks as their currency?

jiz:
Otti is what Abians ordered for and is what madam abia INEC delivered unlike shambles Mamhood deliver to Nigerians

abia state should invite that women and give her a befitting honor.

EreluRoz:
When I get married I'll prefer my husband do the buying, I don't even want to know the price of anything, let him just be buying them while the maids cook them and I take care of him and the kids. Life is not too hard abeg.

the maids will also cook their way into your husband's dick.

This was when Nigeria was a beacon of hope and a shinning light among the comity of nations,hence the name giant of Africa.but today it has been turned to the clown of Africa.

Biafrans making demands from Nigeria.which one Una dey?

CorrectionFLuid:
It's not yet commercial if it's free... Just saying 🤷🏽‍♂️

if you enter a bus and someone pays your transport,does it mean the bus is no longer commercial?

CorrectionFLuid:
It's not yet commercial if it's free... Just saying 🤷🏽‍♂️

so if you enter a bus and someone pays your transport ,does it mean the bus is no longer commercial?

osmosis101:
Na what number u be?

the rest of the citizens no get number.

The abuja rail is not as beautiful as the Lagos own and even Ibadan own.it is a hastily done shoddy job.

YeyeGbami:
Wey you suppose buy soft drink and groundnuts

how is soft drink and groundnut food?

MrBrownJay1:
let us do the math:
2k breakfast + one more meal during the day (at least) at 2k too x 30days a month = 120k per months JUST ON FOOD

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wtfih.gif

and some people are still earning 30k.

Ineje:
Let's make Nigeria great again. The only way forward

na anthem we go chop?

EreluRoz:
It's a woman's nature accept it like that.

there are women and there are women.

Akpabio is beginning to sound somehow.

Nigeria keeps chopping and changing with no desirable results.na so den change NEPA to phcn to NEP plc and yet things are getting worse.the country is confused and the leaders have confusion as their second name.