₦airaland Forum

APOPTOSIS:
It will return to default settings the moment you Guys leave Naija....No be Naija again....
Same people, Same Humans, Same Nation 😭
They should be taken the prestigious University of Nigeria and its hostels, there they will see the true picture of the country they once governed..😭😭😭

Del borough is a proper five star hotel,even Davido attested to it.

Egusi soup that looks,like small pikin shit.abeg let me be eating my egusi where iam.

Nonexisting1:
I'm sure you work in a hotel that charge 13k per night for you to be seeing people coming in for short time. I wonder how someone will approach hotels that charge at least 60k per night to be having short time. As for your topic, marrying a Nigerian girl now without asking for discount on the brideprice should be a crime.

even if its 100k per night,there is still room for short let.

Treasure17:
Tottenham Hotspur fans, please support us tonight cause I have a gift for you.

I oreffer those balls on your chest.

If you are really worth that much.then loosing a paltry 100k should not give you sleepless nights,I lost 300k cash, and did not bring the ceiling down,and am not as loaded as you claim to be.if you are that rich,then you should devrlope the millionaires fortitude to bear losses.

iwaeda:
500 people, it is REALLY well with Nigeria.

women and children,or men with pussies.

Who is running the government? IMF or tinubu?

If he wasn't the FCT minister,he would be holidaying and enjoying his loot somewhere without a care in the world.

MrBrownJay1:
after receiving the money, na to just vomit all the food.

no need to vomit,just collect one better hotel room with AC and sleep till you hungry again the next day .

Emeskhalifa:
Looks fresh to be a member of any of those group groups sha.

Hope he wasn't coerced into doing it

the same way the underwear bomber was coerced into it abi?

chiagozien:
Only dead people think Biafra nation is Dead.

Biafra is for zombies.not for people with living brain,

Those days when I was single,as soon as any girl enter my room na to remove my cloth for her front enter bathroom,na she by herself GI follow me enter.

Exactly what Nigeria should be doing to kidnappers,bandits and terrorists.but here we are romancing them.

DemightyPrince:
Good day guys!

Please I really need your help cause I am tired of staying at home close to 3months and hungry as well.
About a year ago my extended family bought mini bus for me to use it as taxi an make returns every week end. I was making returns of N25,000 every week. Also i was gathering for my parents with the little money that remains, not until the price of fuel skyrocket, to meet up the tagged became difficult. At the same time the Mini bus start to develop fault. I will battle on to fixed the car, how to meet the tagged, how to give my parent feeding money atleast 5k every 2days as the only Son. It continue, I became very frustrated, even for me to ea5 well was very difficult.
Now the Car is at the mechanic for ringsing because it smoke and consumed oil alot. As I didnt have money to repair I went and loaned 70k to fixed the car, unfortunately the money isn't enough. It's because I I've stayed in the house over 1month plus and my parent are seriously complaining of hunger and their house rent as expired even my own.
I was able to rings the Car but it still needs money to buy 2 tyres and buy oil. for 3weeks I couldn't find money and the loaned people are on my neck, my own landlord is on my neck and my parents landlord..
Right now I feel like just disappearing but I am considering how my parents will survive,especially my mum, for years now my dad has being on stroke.
And I also consider selling the Minibus and start roadside business because just to raise N55,000 to buy tyre and oil is so hard.
Please will you advice I sale the car and start business and what business will you advice??
09093054422 my WhatsApp no.

depending in the area that you stay,I will advice you to sell the bus and get a tricycle,the amount of money made by keke is not too different from the one made with KO rope,but the difference is the maintainance cost.it is cheaper to maintain a keke and it does not spoil as frequently as the minibus.you can get a fairly used keke for 700 to 800k.or less depending on who you meet.

If you like dress a pig with designer clothes,it will still look for mud to roll in.mediocrity is the default setting in the east.

What about wiwge that gave you 1BILLION?what happened to him.you can only deceive who you can deceive.

Completing the coastal highway.

Anunakeeh:
You sure say you get girlfriend like this? I dey fear make you no go remove your banny teeths one day. This one you dey post remove teeth up and down!

Don't raise your hands on women. Always use wisdom to discharge them.

he never see anything.the best way to deal with a woman is with your brains not your emotions.

I bet she will be unrecognizable when she washes that cake from her face.

ednut1:
what have Nigerians done for themselves?

am not talking about what the British are doing presently,am referring to the pee independence era,when the country was ruled by them ,if you look at the pictures taken during that time they was no serious infrastructural development,all the development started after independence.that is why I asked the question.

What exactly did the British do for this country I don't just get it?

With your coca cola face and fanta legs.this man no get shame.

If Nigeria was a human he will get the award for the world best clown.

Forget about any visa policies,make the country attractive and investors will fall over themselves to come here.a beautiful woman does not go searching for admirers.they just come to her and toast her some are prepared to fight to get her attention,its only an ugly girl that will be using her mouth to praise and console herself,and she will still not attract the number of admirers the beautiful one does effortlessly.as it is,NIGERIA IS AN UGLY WOMAN.

The demand for the dollars is too much in this country,the government should limit that first.

Onogiede:
hand work of ur Dad driver or gateman,.. infact ur mum should be question.

you are kid with a pea brain obviously.

BodyCount:
When will this mumu and senselessness stop?
Megan is almost pale or pink like oyinbo and you're calling her black.
I'm sure you're brown but they've brainwashed you to be calling yourself black.

does she have pale or pink blood?how come they are albinos in this country?my elder sis looks like oyibo while the rest of us are dark skinned how do you explain that?

Scientists:
The pain was due to hard masturbation that gave me internal injury close to the tip of my penis but now I think it has healed.

When I had the pain, it is as if I am pouring water over a wound. You know how it feels, thats How I felt yesterday

why do you have to masturbate so hard?don't you know that the penis is very sensitive and can easily be injured?

imagrg:
Yes, this lady had been Victor's girlfriend for three years before she decided to bond with her new man. And they've just married today!

She spent the whole of Thursday night with my friend, Victor for a parting fvck and this morning she tied the knot with Tunde who was smiling from ear to ear in satisfaction for his new status as a married man.

I personally felt sorry for him and thinking too that the first child in this union might not be his.
I fear women oh!

nothing spoil,she just gave your friend a parting gift and something to remember her by.don't be surprised to see her become a very faithful wife.women do that a lot.my ex wanted to give it to me one last time before going to the alter but I dodged her.

Why don't they go after the real looters of this country? The briefcase brandishing and agbada wearing bandits that call themselves politicians?

fadilaMaikiriki:
I don't know what you're talking about please. I'm talking about the normal akamu we all know.

so with a bowl of thick akamu,you can follow me to anywhere?

fadilaMaikiriki:
Honestly, I like it so much. Thick ones. These few days that I haven't taken it, I'm not happy about it.

are you sure it is not the thick akamu that comes from a gun with balls?