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ritababe: What american can do, african can do it better,

i pray this nano silver work so that the US will be put to shame

When exactly did this become more of a competition and less about finding possible avenues to saving lives

Didi from Dexter's lab

...and err OP welcome aboard

A Cat

Red Hot Chilli Peppers--I could die for you.


......don't test me abeg

Is there a reason all these messages came from just mothers?

tk4rd: Does this stop the destroying of cards that got trapped in other-banks ATM machines.??

Sadly it doesn't.

We might as well go to our banks for all ATM transactions.

The dark and I'm sure it had to do with those scary Naija movies then. Now I actually love the dark a lot.

I alternate between Vaseline Intensive care lotion and Palmers Skin Success Eventone lotion.
And during the harmattan, I add Dettol petroleum jelly OR the infamous ude aki

IrishKez: Pls how did you see it
Have exercised patient enough, yet couldn't.

Look at the bottom of the shelf, right at the centre you'll see a pair of brown shoes. Now follow the shoes upwards with your eyes and you'll notice the legs cleverly painted(?) to look like it's part of the shelf--right where the monkey is If you peer closely enough at the centre you'll realize it's not as perfectly aligned as the rest of the shelf.

Do you see it now?

How not to make mistakes.

Happy birthday Skeetz

freecharles: true but there is even something better there

There's a pair of brown shoes on the floor

freecharles: Patience is the key....do u see it??

Wow. There's a man in that picture

Don't you just love women

KanwuliaJara: Hmmmmm!
Efry barry with where dey pain am!
What would the world be without MEN and their NEEDS and WANTS?

Old spinsters with SAGGY B0-0BS I guess?

I swear the message all around is how a woman must live to satisfy a man's needs.


**Great to know we must never exist for ourselves

...I'd keep as much distance from him as possible.

Pharrell Williams--Happy

jaybee3: why you too like to dey mash/quench hope sef

lol go joorh

jmoore: Waiting for that special moment with a special lady.

That's admirable
I hope you find the perfect one.

jmoore: Mba oh!! A buro m onye ama Jehovah.

There are many things I haven't tasted in this life.

Why not?

jmoore: I haven't kissed since I came into this world.

Say what? Are you one of these Ndi ama Jehovah?

jaybee3: which of the jaybee's?

I know you've been e-French kissing jbluv since birth but we are talking about tongue locking kinda kiss ya know

You get luck say no be you she kiss.

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world"

Psychedelia: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid.
And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more unto the breach dear friends."
But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, to watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.
And look at you; I don't see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that.
No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fhucking life apart.
You're an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?
Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fvcking book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that, do you sport?
You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

- Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting.

R.I.P.

Beautiful

Oh Lord. I loved this man in Jumanji and playing Teddy Roosevelt character in Night At The Museum

R.I.P Sir.

xynerise: Mr. Spencer
Rentaghost

Nigger you sleep so?


If your mansion house needs haunting just call Rentaghost We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not a mystery but Rentaghost
At your party be a smarty and hire Rentaghost
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights with Rentaghost
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost
Let me say the most terrific simple ghosts, not scientific
May be supernatural ghoulies of the day
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic
Is descending just to spirit you away, Ya-a-a-ay! We are extraordinary fellahs here at Rentaghost
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRentaghost

I only made sense of the lyrics when I was older

CFCfan: I think that ad came out in 1996. Then I was under 9 years old.

lol so was I. I don't I was above 9 for any of these adverts I remember. The good thing is that some of them aired for quite some time.

I think Gala had an advert too, but I can't recollect.

Mynd44: Mr Biggs is ten, come share with us, lots of fun and exictment.

Yeah that's the only part I know....

akmaldini: d bold and d beautiful

Wild rose,Egoli place of gold,santabrara..

I liked Egoli

Then another station aired the American soaps....
Friends
California Dreams

CFCfan: You remember all of them

My best is the Mr Biggs' 10th anniversary ad. I only remember the first few lines though

Awww I only remember the opening line of that song and can hum the rest of it.