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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by UjSizzle(f): 9:36pm On Nov 09, 2013
That awkward moment when reincarnated is playing with fire smiley
Events › Re: Bisoye Obasanjo's Traditional Wedding In Ebonyi State by UjSizzle(f): 9:26pm On Nov 09, 2013
Caracta: Smh...i'm not surprised. I think it's a lie, you wouldn't be caught dead in matrimony with a Yoruba guy...even in your next life!

sad
Lol you're wrong. I'll trust a man enough to marry him if i can trust his family too.
I'll marry a Yoruba, or any other tribe for that matter if it won't lead to a battle of wills with my folks.










I thought you would have figured out the real problem by now.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by UjSizzle(f): 9:14pm On Nov 09, 2013
Reincarnated: undecided sweetie, do u have a thing for me wink kiss grin

Okay. I dress regular sometimes when I wear my sweatpants and pullover but okay. I will come back and tell you about it.
undecided
Don't you just wish i did grin
Events › Re: Bisoye Obasanjo's Traditional Wedding In Ebonyi State by UjSizzle(f): 8:55pm On Nov 09, 2013
Handsomeemmy: In this life, i will continue to pray that for you. cheesycheesycheesy
and hope God is listening smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by UjSizzle(f): 8:52pm On Nov 09, 2013
Reincarnated: Hmm this is smart. So what's the advice.
I only took interest in this because you started by calling yourself a narcissist, and then proceeded to ask if your behaviour was weird. I simply surmised that you asked because deep within you, you think it's weird or you wouldn't have come seeking for approval.
So, I'll advise moderation. Love yourself, but don't be in love with yourself.
Take care with your appearance, but don't become obsessively concerned about your appearance.
If you don't think you're obsessed, try going out a day without that hair spray, or that fancy shoe you love to wear. Don't stop in front of that store that sells all those fancy things you like to buy, to check if there's anything new. In fact, spend just one day looking 'ordinary' (like the average man who walks by on the street)...wear a t-shirt, and jean without the added assesories.
Then come back, and tell me how you felt at the end of the day smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by UjSizzle(f): 8:09pm On Nov 09, 2013
Reincarnated: I think i'm not abnormally narcissistic. I think my narcissism is the right amount. Why is having a hair spray to keep my thick hair intact weird?
A singular act alone is not in itself weird, it's the collection of such seemingly 'normal' acts that is.
Events › Re: Bisoye Obasanjo's Traditional Wedding In Ebonyi State by UjSizzle(f): 7:14pm On Nov 09, 2013
Handsomeemmy: marrying a yoruba? cheesy cheesycheesy
In my next life cheesy
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:11pm On Nov 09, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Depends on Larry and Princesa[/quote]She's fiesty.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by UjSizzle(f): 7:06pm On Nov 09, 2013
Reincarnated: I cannot do without having a bath. Anytime I have to wake up and go to class without taking a bath, I feel.....what is the word....nasty grin. If I sleep late and I know I wouldn't be able to get up early for a shower, I take one the night before. Honestly, why is this weird?
Nothing wrong with proper hygiene. I think all guys should emulate this particular habit.....Just this one.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by UjSizzle(f): 7:04pm On Nov 09, 2013
Reincarnated: Thanks. But please, I don't understand. Why must it be weird?
Self obsession is weird in its own right, what other explanation do you need? undecided
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:02pm On Nov 09, 2013
When's the wedding? cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by UjSizzle(f): 6:58pm On Nov 09, 2013
Reincarnated: ^^

Is this weird?
Yes
Politics › Re: Are You Proudly Nigerian Only During Football Tournaments? by UjSizzle(f): 6:53pm On Nov 09, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Stop replying. We can still pretend you are kidding na sad angry angry angry[/quote]*sniffs* cry
Events › Re: Bisoye Obasanjo's Traditional Wedding In Ebonyi State by UjSizzle(f): 6:51pm On Nov 09, 2013
I hope my traditional wedding makes front page cheesy


Happy married life to bride n groom. May their union be fruitful smiley
Politics › Re: Are You Proudly Nigerian Only During Football Tournaments? by UjSizzle(f): 5:47pm On Nov 09, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Shame on you shocked sad shocked sad sad angry angry sad angry[/quote]I'll google it cry cry
Politics › Re: Are You Proudly Nigerian Only During Football Tournaments? by UjSizzle(f): 5:39pm On Nov 09, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Can you recite it?[/quote]No sad
Politics › Re: Are You Proudly Nigerian Only During Football Tournaments? by UjSizzle(f): 5:31pm On Nov 09, 2013
I don't recite the national pledge for nothing.
Culture › Re: How Many Languages Can You Speak Fluently? by UjSizzle(f): 5:22pm On Nov 09, 2013
English, Igbo fluently


Then I understand a couple of others partially, but don't speak.
Yoruba, Idoma, French, Spanish, and a teensy eensy weensy bit of German.
Romance › Re: Guy Proposed To Girlfriend Dressed As A Homeless Man by UjSizzle(f): 5:16pm On Nov 09, 2013
How sweet......









For them.

I hope no man tries this with moi undecided
Health › Re: Nairalander Needs Help To Stop Drug Abuse & Addiction by UjSizzle(f): 11:09am On Nov 05, 2013
yuzedo: okay. am a kind man. and a former dibbia. so i will help you and your suger daddy. smiley

mix the intestine of a ants, + the blood of a gorila + the menstuation of a wall gecko + 3 cube of unicorn suger (dont use st.louis) + the burnt ashes of $10000 dollars note and one kolanut dat was grown on a pawpaw three. boil it in a agege bread nylons and den sniff it three time.

you will be okay. angry

Dont tenk me. tenk god. angry
You have madt finish oo grin grin
Romance › Re: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by UjSizzle(f): 9:46am On Nov 05, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]You must be a very pretty and shapely girl. cool [/color]
I try my best grin
Romance › Re: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by UjSizzle(f): 9:44am On Nov 05, 2013
xynerise: You made the right choice cool

Salvation is sure for you grin
cheesy
Romance › Re: What Will U Do If Your Ex Calls?? by UjSizzle(f): 9:43am On Nov 05, 2013
I said, "Ok" undecided
Romance › Re: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by UjSizzle(f): 9:34am On Nov 05, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]You be chelski? angry [/color]
United 4 life cheesy
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Allows Me To Do Anything To Her But Does Not Allow Me To Kiss Her by UjSizzle(f): 8:43am On Nov 05, 2013
grin
Romance › Re: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by UjSizzle(f): 8:34am On Nov 05, 2013
oh.... cry

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