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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by UjSizzle(f): 3:38pm On Sep 05, 2013
bwahahahaha Antelope oo
xynerise: Bros no vex. Borrow me ur hanky make I clean the bench. Is like somebody eat gbegiri soup on top the bench undecided
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 3:31pm On Sep 05, 2013
thanks Prince smiley
Crown Prince: Happy born day sizzle.
Fashion › Re: Africans At Miss World 2013 (Coverage) by UjSizzle(f): 3:24pm On Sep 05, 2013
On closer look, the South Sudan lady is beautiful

No I take this back...after the interview look I conclude she ain't beautiful
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 3:07pm On Sep 05, 2013
xynerise: Ur chance to be deflowered
grin grin LOOOOOL
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 2:53pm On Sep 05, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Being a gentleman isn't fear. Born the pikin this year first. grin [/color]
Wait THIS YEAR? shocked grin grin
Romance › Re: My Father-in-law Just Asked Me To Write An Essay by UjSizzle(f): 2:51pm On Sep 05, 2013
From a male LIB reader. This is hilarious. Lol. Find it below...

Well, technically he's not my father-in-law yet as I have not married his daughter. But I want to marry her. I went to him today to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage, and instead of giving his blessing, he asked me to write an essay about myself and why I would want to marry his daughter. Where is that done? I want to marry this woman, but why do I have to write an essay? What is this?
There
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 2:48pm On Sep 05, 2013
sexkillz: lipsrsealed
lol I take it back. See as u dey fear, You can be godfather to d lil angel.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]May you finally get pregnant this year in Jesus name. . . grin [/color]
Only if it's for you grin
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2013
xynerise: Hmmm
Papa Antelope don't tell anyone please cry embarassed
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 2:36pm On Sep 05, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]So she finally turns 18. . . grin [/color]
Dude be nice embarassed I've been drinking, smoking and having sexx for so long now lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by UjSizzle(f): 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2013
[quote author=D-Explorer]TWC NEWS UPDATE: Seun Osewa is available to be wooed for this season.[/quote]Yaaaaaaay!!!! Make I go google lines. I dey come grin
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 2:33pm On Sep 05, 2013
Abu Mikey: Jack Daniel's
There u go grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by UjSizzle(f): 2:31pm On Sep 05, 2013
undecided undecided
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 1:40pm On Sep 05, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Holla[/quote]how are u?
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by UjSizzle(f): 1:40pm On Sep 05, 2013
Logicboy03: I've been meaning to address your signature.

You should be banned for promoting falsehood. Atheism is not based on any book. Try again.
You just did...hope you feel better now undecided
Fashion › Re: Africans At Miss World 2013 (Coverage) by UjSizzle(f): 1:28pm On Sep 05, 2013
Sagamite: If you have seen the average South Sudanese women, you would give them a standing ovation for digging deep and searching wide to thrust this contestant forward.

From what I have seen, by South Sudan's standard, she is fcking STUNNING!
lol grin
Nairaland General › Re: *555*1*pin#...was It True The 1 Stand For 1naira Given To Obasanjo, Then... by UjSizzle(f): 1:27pm On Sep 05, 2013
If u ask me na who I go ask?
Fashion › Re: Post Pics Of Trendy Maternity Wears In Vogue by UjSizzle(f): 1:20pm On Sep 05, 2013

Politics › Re: Anambra To Employ 5,000 Teachers by UjSizzle(f): 1:10pm On Sep 05, 2013
Have all the existing teachers been paid huh
Fashion › Re: Africans At Miss World 2013 (Coverage) by UjSizzle(f): 1:09pm On Sep 05, 2013
Angola and South Africa kiss kissBeautiful
Fashion › Re: Africans At Miss World 2013 (Coverage) by UjSizzle(f): 1:07pm On Sep 05, 2013
Blood of God!!!! shocked shocked shocked

Health › Re: What's Your HIV Status? Here's Mine With Pics by UjSizzle(f): 1:02pm On Sep 05, 2013
Odunharry: abeg go kn ur status...



Hbd,again
I don't like pricks embarassed
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 12:58pm On Sep 05, 2013
hello people
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 12:55pm On Sep 05, 2013
Emmy9ite: Happy buyday. A time for reflection u know, you are a year closer to your grave too. look back at the things you didn't do well and try correcting em. I wish you long life and prosperity! kiss
That's a thought. Thank you smiley
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To UJ_SIZZLE by UjSizzle(f): 12:54pm On Sep 05, 2013
Abu Mikey: Make she bring the Liquor reach here o cheesy
take your pick wink

Christianity Etc › Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by UjSizzle(f): 12:51pm On Sep 05, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: is that what this thread is about?
That's where it always ends undecided

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