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idnoble135: ***clears throat***
Somebody would soon start explaining himself.

abi oo, loretta, ishilove....who else

nah, i'm fine. Just waiting eagerly for my phone to finish updating

idnoble135: Am good also. You sure you okay? The perceived tone suggests otherwise(could be wrong though).

Atleast you were given a reason for the ban

italo: Could it be that she sees my question/complaint as an insult to her?

HBG[quote author=Mynd_44]Who watches Nollywood movies?[/quote]

BUNCH OF HUNGRY BUMS[quote author=Mynd_44]They are a bunch of jobless bums then[/quote]

That was the crazy girl in harry potter right?
She sure act the same

i'm good. you?

idnoble135: Hulo, howdy?

Adeboye haters will wanna buy it outta curiosity, which equates more sales since he does have a lot of haters

Nonso23: MAKING THE TASK OF READING THEM EVEN MORE ANNOYING....

Freiburger: Always thought the father Christmas came from New zealand

you kidding me? I thought he was from Ireland

I think my 620 just updated. Does anyone else have the xbox music store on their in their Music+Video options?

Veritas234: Hello there! I am having difficulty purchasing apps from WP stores with same card I've been using on google playstore. Someone advised I change region to UK as Nigeria won't work. Did that, yet having issues with postcode inter alia.
Please how do I overcome this? Thank you!

Haveyou tried registering the card in your 'wallet'? When you do, it syncs with your Microsoft account. I did it Nigeria and it worked.

Hi

That's just the headline, did anyone read what was actually written in it?
I've seen papers with catchy headlines and very unrelated stories inside.

Seun: False.

Is there a good reason it swallows 'harmless' posts then?

Ishilove: Lmao!!! Hehehehehe...

Check your posts well. The bot swallows posts with funny looking characters, strange links and very heavy posts.

It swallowed me for typing ATMC and adding ASH. (I dey fear make e no swallow me again)
That bot is useless, and it swallows twice at once.

ITbomb: I believe that the first woman was born with a dick but because of disobedience , God cut it off. They later warn me that if I let any girl outside my family members see my dick, it will disappear and I will become a girl.
I kept to that warning diligently untill . . .
. . . . Rose, our househelp came.

badt pikin

^^oh shut it!!

psp2pc: http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1292498_uril_jpg7f9a689b686560a3a79ffc8c5a772c1d

lmao this is good

Still on

Ihedinobi and Ishilove sitting on the tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Monicasque: our hearts are big enough to love everyone and just bcoz someone said they love u should not be a biggy coz the tongue is a very deceitful organ. check his actions coz they speak louder than words. NB: Try not to do things too fast with him just bcoz he seems to treat u gud for now.it might be out of excitement or that he wants somethimg. take time to know him coz only time will tell

You are such a fountain of knowledge

looooool

Emmyk: Audio file in Mort's voice

[quote author=gree-die]Dex, are you sure seun will pick, actually pick a lady i don't want to waste my time only to be thanked for my effort... [/quote]Ah tell ya

Wait Grease is the Travolta movie right? Where they were dancing all those old school thing eh? Ahh yeah I loved it

sholay2011: It has a book? Didn't know. But pls, try seeing the movie; I would like to hear ur opinion.

Yeah it does. I'll try watching it then

I remember watching Bill Cosby's 'Kids Say', and it occurred to me how as kids we had some real weird imaginations, had silly things we believed or just swallowed the lies our parents and elder kids told us hook line and sinker; ofcourse until aftersometime in our adult life we realized we'd been real silly

Here are a list of things I thought and believed...
You can add yours too

*I believed in the Tooth fairy(courtesy of cartoons), only ish was in Nigeria our tooth fairies were actually rats. Mum would tell me to keep my tooth safe after it'd fallen off or the rats would eat it and i'll have rat teeth . I guarded my tooth with my life.

*I always wondered how Santa would drop me gifts since we didn't have a chimney. I bothered dad so much about adding a chimney to the roof for Santa n begged him to buy a Christmas tree too. I got the tree but not the chimney, and I never saw Santa.

*Everytime I saw Always sanitary pad advert, i'd ask mum why they poured that blue liquid on it. When I saw her own pad I was so excited, I spent over a week searching for where she hid the blue liquid. I got a lashing for all my troubles

*My dad is dark and mum fair. I have two fair siblings, while my bro n I are dark skinned. I concluded dad birthed us and mum had the other two.

*When I finally discovered only women had kids, I kept wondering why we were dark. My little mind concluded the doctors colored us whichever way our parents wanted. I was gonna have red babies like the red Indians

*When I was 6, my classmate told me we could turn cabin biscuit to chocolate by frying. I got home and emptied half a pack of cabin in the pan--all I got was charred biscuit afterwards. I still believed I had done it wrong till I turned 10..before I finally realized that cabins weren't chocolates

*After a bout of chicken pox, I refused to eat chicken for the next 5yrs...my parents had to convince me I hadn't contracted it from an actual chicken

*I believed covering my head with a blanket would keep the monsters away

*Things acted in Sci Fi movies were real. I wondered why our car couldn't fly.

*Whenever I swallowed an orange seed, i'd go to sleep really scared wondering when the tree would grow outta my belly.

*If u stood up while eating all the food would settle on your feet.

*Food sacrifices left in the center of a 3-way junction were taken away by real spirits

We don't know and cannot tell.
....Love is a fickle thing