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Oya everyone sign up for the 100 pages ministry now!!!

Caracta: Smh...can you just imagine?

abi, that something this dry can make 43 pages

Screwface: @ sizzle. I have a 'fragile' heart which obviously can't withstand a LDR, and worst of all, am yet to see the inside of a plane yet, how do I cope with that kwanu??

She can be your gf 'in name only'.. i'm sure someone else will be willing to be the celebrity gf

Add an extra 40 to the 920?

Sexy

Acidosis:


sizzle my runaway friend

Acidman .

Screwface: And am still single. What a wicked world

Alosiby will gladly take you. I hope u like oily egusi sha

Ihedinobi: O meela! I don turn celeb o! Gaddem!

Sis, I'm in Lag, but I'm due to ship out this weekend and will be away for some time, uncertain how long but it could go from a few days to a few weeks to more than a month.

Maybe you could pm me and I'll let you know when I'm around.

lol.
ok, you'll get a mail.

Dress smart! Ladies keep those heels in your bag if u dnt want to lose an ankle.

The best angle to board from is always the side of d bus esp when a lot of people are trying to get in with massive shoulders. Try wriggling in through your side from an angle....always works

Ihedinobi i'ld really love to meet you. Pls say you're in Lagos. Say you're in Nigeria and dnt say no. plz plz plz

oh pls send one to ujsizzle@gmail.com


thanks

Clarify

Oh well, i suppose i'll never have my post addressed. Have fun kids.

No census needed. Carry on.

breathing: Hehe Alosiby and Sixteen have fallen inside Screw's well tossed fishing net.

@Uj: Alos divorced my Seun long ago, I think she and Screw would be good for each other, unless you are interested in him too.

@EWO: Why do I have to send a pm first kwanu when you could just post the picture here. And how come you have a picture sef, do you have a crush?

I'd consider being interested when i've had an actual conversation with him.



what hppened to ur diary btw?

Odenigbo Aroli: Are you telling me that God said you can recreate yourself ? Choose your words,wisely. The only thing I can deduct from this your post is a very silly girl who is trying so hard to justify why she hates herself and why she keep trying to immitate a white woman. I hate anybody who isn't confident in their own skin. Its pathetic and tomorow all these women will be screaming "black is beautiful" with weave on their hair...lmao

This actually made me lol. I don't try to justify myself to ignorant twits, but i will say that anyone who has spent lil less than a month with me has probably seen me from purely natural to wonderfully artificial..and yes i'm super proud and confident with every side.

You really need to stop using white women as exmples. They use botox, implants, extensions, cosmetics and a host of things i couldnt be assed to mention.

No man was made perfect and everyone may have at one point in their life lacked confidence becuse of a single flaw in their genetic make up. Moses was a stammerer, he didn't have the confidence to stand before a king even though God sent him. He had to go with Aaron who was a better orator.
A little help to boost our confidence when the chips are down doesn't hurt.

Maybe you'll tell me those who were born with the unfortunate condition of body odour shouldn't use perfumes? Ofcos they need to be proud of how God made them.
Those with bad dentition don't need braces.
Women shouldn't wear bras cos our boobs were made to flap uselessly around.

I doubt God will be happy seeing his beloved feeling so miserable and helpless.

Odenigbo Aroli: Nne,nobody is reducing anybody but we wish our women will embrace their true nature and use it to show how artful their hair is,instead of trying to be someone God didn't make you to be. Why do black woman go aroung wearing fake hair,contact lens and even blonde ffucking hair! It makes them look like a joke.

You know what God gave everyone? Choices. What's it to you if she decides to switch her style as she wishes?

Lets think about how God gave one man the brains to make hair extensions out of fibre.

Think about how cosmetics doesn't hide your natural beauty but enhances your assets.

Is it absolutely impossible to see the positives instead of trying so hard to find fault?

50calibre: No! No!! I'm not saying a man should dominate anyone, that's not what I'm advocating, my dad didnt do that to my mum. What I'm saying is women shouldn't consider themselves as equal, they should willingly and happily submit to the will of the man and everyone lives in peace, what's wrong with that

The man is like the captain of the ship, steering the family in the right direction.

what hppens if he's steering them in the wrong direction?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I have heard.

My Ignorance
My not being Ignorant of my ignorance
My attempt at sacarsm.

Any other thing you noticed, or are you done? [/color]

Easy tiger, relax.




Lalaosky, Caracta, isn't it time you both went to bed?

50calibre: Please people for those of you who are Christians, please read the bible, female rebellion or disobedience to a man is a grievous offence which carries heavy punishment.

When two women (can't remember their names) rebelled against Moses, they were immediately afflicted with leprosy.

When King Ahasuerus sent for his wife vashti to come dance naked in front of his guests, she refused and as a punishment, he banished her from his palace and got himself a new wife, Esther.

Go and read up Esther chapter 1

Esther? The Persians didn't even serve God

Ikekings is alive!!!

ThaProf: Is it possible to use BIS data on a WP8? Cos buying 200mb is no good.

Airtel works just fine but it's super slow. You were wrong about the lumia 620, it's got Gorilla glass. The phone's super cool and sleek i must say. Try visiting gsmarena.com to compare phone whenever you need infos.

Pls start a thread we'll definitely show up. I use a 620 and have a couple of questions to ask. Actually came to this section hoping to find a thread.

pc guru: Yeah right, because i can detect tones just by reading text online ?

yep, i can.

Joeydozzy has an Elena shrine

sharap woman. Stick to Seun biko

joeydozzy: but on a serious note, why is everything October?

Tvd, Arrow, Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother

Might as well cut off my hand

give me the hand, i'll find a good spot for it on my mantle

xynerise: She no born for Naija o. Me dey Naija when the news reach me

haba where you carry Sky go na?

...and there was joy in ante-vana at the birth of another antelope.

Congrats Xynerise. May your lil madam fill your home with joy. My greetings to Skydeep and the lil one.