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Nairaland General › Re: What Can Make You Join A Robbery Gang by UjSizzle(f): 8:32am On Jul 16, 2013
If they plan to rob a vegas casino.
Nairaland General › Re: SEUN, Pls TAKE UP Sexkillz Matter As Its Getting REALLY SERIOUS!!!! by UjSizzle(f): 8:30am On Jul 16, 2013
Since it would seem only your tribesmen whine and complain about mods, have you considered that maybe, just maybe you are a buncha trouble makers?? #justsaying.

That aside, when you are done whining like a crybaby, you'll all go the same way Romance sec peepz went after crying too. Killz actually happens to be an asset to Seun, i hope he makes your life a living hell...atleast your e-life smiley
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by UjSizzle(f): 8:23am On Jul 16, 2013
alosiby92: @Screwface, PLEASE send it to me by mail.....biko.....*sad puppy face....besides, what is this I am reading about LDR? what does that have to do with anything?
Where have u been young lady?
Music/Radio › Re: Blackface Is Back by UjSizzle(f): 8:16am On Jul 16, 2013
I actually think he sucks
Nairaland General › Re: What's The First Thing That Comes To Mind On Waking Up Each Morning? by UjSizzle(f): 8:13am On Jul 16, 2013
I'm like 's.hit i have to work today'
Nairaland General › Re: Accent You Wished You Had Or Love Hearing( Derailer's Paradise ) by UjSizzle(f): 8:10am On Jul 16, 2013
Scottish brogue and Texan drawl..hehe sexy as hell grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 8:02am On Jul 16, 2013
yetseyi: OMG I jst logged on nw nd wow, dnt worrry answers rolling in in a jiffy
You'll have to login everyday, even if it's in the night.
Romance › Re: Simple Steps To Get A Kiss On A First Date by UjSizzle(f): 6:25pm On Jul 15, 2013
Step 3 earned Obinoscopy a girlfriend
Health › Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by UjSizzle(op): 5:39pm On Jul 15, 2013
Caracta: uj_sizzle don spoil o. Chei!

Stick to the topic jor. Smh...
grin tongue
Health › Re: Health Benefits Of Aloe Vera by UjSizzle(f): 5:37pm On Jul 15, 2013
It could also darken your skin
Health › Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by UjSizzle(op): 5:27pm On Jul 15, 2013
Caracta: *slaps her eyeballs*

Collect from yours for me na and keep in a bottle. tongue
lmao. i'd still need u to stimulate them sexually...ya know with ur sexy b.o.o.b.s and all wink
Health › Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by UjSizzle(op): 4:48pm On Jul 15, 2013
Caracta: Oh...I see. Why use another man's substance when my urine has not ceased? Where will I even get it from? A store?

I can't! cool
Ermmm ur boify or brothershuh grin
Health › Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by UjSizzle(op): 4:33pm On Jul 15, 2013
Caracta: What's fluid? huh angry

This...?
lol no mind Seun. It's s.emen....aka s.p.e.r.m
Health › Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by UjSizzle(op): 4:28pm On Jul 15, 2013
In one of those numerous google search, i came across some interesting treatments for pimples. Some of it included; bacon, yeast, cucumber etc but i was particularly grossed when i read urine n worse still when i saw semen...yes semen.
Apparently s.men contains minerals including calcuim, chlorine,magnesium, nitrogen, vitB12 and zinc hmmm.
And next came detailed steps on application and use.

So would you use semen to treat your pimples no matter how disgustingly gross it is??
Fashion › Re: Best Body Lotion For Dry Skin by UjSizzle(f): 3:56pm On Jul 15, 2013
Stumbled on a lot of creams till i discovered the wonders of Vaseline Intensive range of lotions.
The best part is they are so affordable.
Fashion › Re: Body Cream For Light Skinned People by UjSizzle(f): 3:44pm On Jul 15, 2013
You could try Palmers Skin Success.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 3:36pm On Jul 15, 2013
#askYetseyi

1. Are you male or female?
2. What is your temperament?
3. How would you rate your social skills on a scale of 10?
4. In your own words define friendship. What do you think it entails?


Just basics, will get to the more technical ones later tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 3:31pm On Jul 15, 2013
@dagr8 lol yes oo husby was protecting my interest grin
Thanks for the compliment too, i'd be sure to reserve my 200 questions when it gets to you tongue
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 2:51pm On Jul 15, 2013
lol good day Tovot
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 11:34am On Jul 15, 2013
ATMC: #askujsizzle which moniker intrigues you d most? What's one thing aside your certificate dt gives you a feeling of satisfaction whenever you look back at your school (university) days?
Has to be Sniperinadiaper...funny name.
Ermm my whole life in general. I've been able to withstand peer pressure, and managed to avoid all those crazy school vices. I'm quite proud of myself.





Ok, this is officially over. Who's going next? Make yourself available this week.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:55pm On Jul 14, 2013
Rocktation: Ese jare.
Sadly she's the only one who's made a lick of sense so far, instead of crying bloodymurder. Others should take a cue from her.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:52pm On Jul 14, 2013
frosbel: Wrong, Mary gave birth to Jesus the Messiah not GOD.
I suppose you aren't a trinitarian.
Topic for another day.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:47pm On Jul 14, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: says who? fathers=pastors=elders to suit your dirty agenda abi? lwkmd .

eihn but Mary mother's of GOD is a useless and shouldn't b respected/honored right? but you give all your money to your pastor right? you are even ready to spread your legs for him right? you ask him to bless your pen r any documents? etc. dumb protestants trying to put a mere mortal like a pastor above the mother of your lord. walaiii you are mad
Only those without a basis for argument resort to trading insults.

When you have a meaningful point to raise, i'll give you my attention.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:38pm On Jul 14, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: when are u going to buy a jet like ur pastor? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
The day i feel i have any use for one.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:36pm On Jul 14, 2013
mu2sa2: So a human gave birth to God!
Yes, which is why the catholics hold her in high esteem.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:33pm On Jul 14, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: Is any sick among you? let him call for the [size=14pt]elders of the church[/size]; and let them pray over him, [size=14pt]anointing him with oil[/size] in the name of the Lord:

15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him


15 is more like confession .
Atta boy, see who's figured it out. Rev. Fathers=Pastors=Elders.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:30pm On Jul 14, 2013
Emmasonic4me: My dear please keep ur mouth shut if u dont knw wht to say. The catholic doctrine of praying to Mary to intercede for us stemmed from the scripture when wine got exhausted during the wedding at Canan. Instead of going directly to Jesus for help, the celebrants chose to go through Mary who taking pity on them, promptly requested her son to salvage the situation. Of course her request was granted immediately...the rest was history.
Hence, THROUGH OUR MOTHER MARY, WE SUCCEED!!!
Funny how that son says you can come directly to him you still refuse. Is this fearhuh
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:28pm On Jul 14, 2013
gbadexy: To each his own. like you said
, Its an abomination to worship her but very okay to worship jesus!
To muslims its an abominable abomination to worship jesus, but to worship God only without intercessor. Jesus is an intercessor to God if you must go through him to God.
By the way, I still need answers, what role did jesus play during satan's rebellion and banishment, was he in existence then?
John 1. Educate yourself.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 1:25pm On Jul 14, 2013
mr arranger: have you ever asked ur pastor to pray for you because u have one problem or the other. If yes(which i know it z) then u are not following d dictates of the bible
James 5:14,15. That is if you know where to find it <:\
Christianity Etc › Re: The Use Of Virtual Holy Scriptures - Good/bad? by UjSizzle(f): 1:05pm On Jul 14, 2013
thickhabbey: There's no way one would cast out demon with an ipad that has so many illicit pictures, 'Mojo' and so many devilish contents. You can ask urself Do I only have the holy bible on my device?
This is just as funny as it is stewpid. Are you saying then that a device without 'corrupt' content can cast out demons?
Hmmm i'm starting to see the reason for the first 5letters of your moniker.
Christianity Etc › Re: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by UjSizzle(f): 12:57pm On Jul 14, 2013
adrainuche: Please what's d use if this thread huh What sort of silly question is this !!! Please do read your Bible before coming here to ask such dumb question !!! When have you ever heard in Mary"s name !!!
You aren't very smart are youhuh


It's funny how you catholics hardly have a defence for your doctrine. Only Greedie has managed to make any sense in here(to say the least). Goes to show how much you don't even understand what you do and why you do it smh. You need to drop those missals and pick up an actual bible. They contain things your missals don't have....like actual reference to other parts of the scriptures for further reading.

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