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If they plan to rob a vegas casino. |
Since it would seem only your tribesmen whine and complain about mods, have you considered that maybe, just maybe you are a buncha trouble makers?? #justsaying. That aside, when you are done whining like a crybaby, you'll all go the same way Romance sec peepz went after crying too. Killz actually happens to be an asset to Seun, i hope he makes your life a living hell...atleast your e-life ![]() |
alosiby92: @Screwface, PLEASE send it to me by mail.....biko.....*sad puppy face....besides, what is this I am reading about LDR? what does that have to do with anything?Where have u been young lady? |
I actually think he sucks |
I'm like 's.hit i have to work today' |
Scottish brogue and Texan drawl..hehe sexy as hell ![]() |
yetseyi: OMG I jst logged on nw nd wow, dnt worrry answers rolling in in a jiffyYou'll have to login everyday, even if it's in the night. |
Step 3 earned Obinoscopy a girlfriend |
Caracta: uj_sizzle don spoil o. Chei! ![]() |
It could also darken your skin |
Caracta: *slaps her eyeballs*lmao. i'd still need u to stimulate them sexually...ya know with ur sexy b.o.o.b.s and all ![]() |
Caracta: Oh...I see. Why use another man's substance when my urine has not ceased? Where will I even get it from? A store?Ermmm ur boify or brothers ![]() |
Caracta: What's fluid?lol no mind Seun. It's s.emen....aka s.p.e.r.m |
In one of those numerous google search, i came across some interesting treatments for pimples. Some of it included; bacon, yeast, cucumber etc but i was particularly grossed when i read urine n worse still when i saw semen...yes semen. Apparently s.men contains minerals including calcuim, chlorine,magnesium, nitrogen, vitB12 and zinc hmmm. And next came detailed steps on application and use. So would you use semen to treat your pimples no matter how disgustingly gross it is?? |
Stumbled on a lot of creams till i discovered the wonders of Vaseline Intensive range of lotions. The best part is they are so affordable. |
You could try Palmers Skin Success. |
#askYetseyi 1. Are you male or female? 2. What is your temperament? 3. How would you rate your social skills on a scale of 10? 4. In your own words define friendship. What do you think it entails? Just basics, will get to the more technical ones later ![]() |
@dagr8 lol yes oo husby was protecting my interest ![]() Thanks for the compliment too, i'd be sure to reserve my 200 questions when it gets to you ![]() |
lol good day Tovot |
ATMC: #askujsizzle which moniker intrigues you d most? What's one thing aside your certificate dt gives you a feeling of satisfaction whenever you look back at your school (university) days?Has to be Sniperinadiaper...funny name. Ermm my whole life in general. I've been able to withstand peer pressure, and managed to avoid all those crazy school vices. I'm quite proud of myself. Ok, this is officially over. Who's going next? Make yourself available this week. |
Rocktation: Ese jare.Sadly she's the only one who's made a lick of sense so far, instead of crying bloodymurder. Others should take a cue from her. |
frosbel: Wrong, Mary gave birth to Jesus the Messiah not GOD.I suppose you aren't a trinitarian. Topic for another day. |
CAMEROONPRIDE: says who? fathers=pastors=elders to suit your dirty agenda abi? lwkmd .Only those without a basis for argument resort to trading insults. When you have a meaningful point to raise, i'll give you my attention. |
CAMEROONPRIDE: when are u going to buy a jet like ur pastor?The day i feel i have any use for one. |
mu2sa2: So a human gave birth to God!Yes, which is why the catholics hold her in high esteem. |
CAMEROONPRIDE: Is any sick among you? let him call for the [size=14pt]elders of the church[/size]; and let them pray over him, [size=14pt]anointing him with oil[/size] in the name of the Lord:Atta boy, see who's figured it out. Rev. Fathers=Pastors=Elders. |
Emmasonic4me: My dear please keep ur mouth shut if u dont knw wht to say. The catholic doctrine of praying to Mary to intercede for us stemmed from the scripture when wine got exhausted during the wedding at Canan. Instead of going directly to Jesus for help, the celebrants chose to go through Mary who taking pity on them, promptly requested her son to salvage the situation. Of course her request was granted immediately...the rest was history.Funny how that son says you can come directly to him you still refuse. Is this fear ![]() |
gbadexy: To each his own. like you saidJohn 1. Educate yourself. |
mr arranger: have you ever asked ur pastor to pray for you because u have one problem or the other. If yes(which i know it z) then u are not following d dictates of the bibleJames 5:14,15. That is if you know where to find it <:\ |
thickhabbey: There's no way one would cast out demon with an ipad that has so many illicit pictures, 'Mojo' and so many devilish contents. You can ask urself Do I only have the holy bible on my device?This is just as funny as it is stewpid. Are you saying then that a device without 'corrupt' content can cast out demons? Hmmm i'm starting to see the reason for the first 5letters of your moniker. |
adrainuche: Please what's d use if this threadYou aren't very smart are you ![]() It's funny how you catholics hardly have a defence for your doctrine. Only Greedie has managed to make any sense in here(to say the least). Goes to show how much you don't even understand what you do and why you do it smh. You need to drop those missals and pick up an actual bible. They contain things your missals don't have....like actual reference to other parts of the scriptures for further reading. |
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