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dagr8: [size=13pt]@AskUj_sizzle... lemmie ask my questions in bulk jare..might not have time to ask again...real home work for you[/size]

[size=13pt]Serious now..let's start with 10...d remaining 90 will follow...
1. Which Church do u attend?
2. Figures or Alphabets, which interests you most?
3. Why do u have this special "hatred" for the Yorubas?
4. Frank Edward and Tuface, whom will you prefer i help invite for your birthday?
5. What have you gain in your days of nairalanding?
6. How do you look like?
7. what is your stand about tithing?
8. Would you marry a yoruba man? If No y?
9. What are your dislikes?
10.Who would you pick between Messi and Ronaldo? and why?[/size]

See jamb oo
1. Anglican
2. Alphabeth
3. Lol i don't hate them. I just happen to be surronded by a very local low thinking set in lagos who haven't had any enlightenment. Same way i dislike the mentality of the average Onitsha inhabitant.
4. Definitely Tu Face!!
5. Help with school assignments, friends, open eyes to the immense stewpidity of the human race, diversity of our cultures, knowledge n ofcoz a good laugh
6. ghen ghen..5ft7in, chocolate skin, curvy *clears throat*, babyface, pweety eyes. oh well,basically not bad enough to give u nightmares.
7. Abraham tithed as thanks, Jacob did too, malachi spoke about tithing...i think everyone is allowed to tithe if they wish so long it's done with faith that God's blessings and promises accrues to you. Anything not done of faith is sin.
8. Nope. There's a huge gap between our cultures, and no matter what anyone says it's not going away. We can choose to wish for the ideal or simply work with the obtainable.
9. Dislikes hmmm...dishonesty, unnecessary lies, arrogance, the constant need to curse whenever an argument arises.
10. Ronaldo! Gosh he's hott and that smile can turn you to jelly *dreamy sigh*

ATMC: #askujsizzle who's your mentor?

Honestly, there's no human i really look up to. I think everyone has his own strength and weakness, so i just pick their strong point. I love people who have a positive attitude when everything is on the downside for them, admire courage, bravery and try my best to smile in the face of trial.
Most especially i try to live my life in accordance with Christ's teaching: love, faith and hope

dagr8: [size=13pt]@AskUj_sizzle...wat did u take for dinner tonite? *u never see kwetion*[/size]

lmao yeye. That slimy thingy we inherited from the Chinese our grannys call worm n chicken poop........yep noodles and egg.
Against my better judgement

Damex333: i guess its a weekly stuff.
#askujsizzle where in Lagos do you stay?

between Ojota and Ikorodu
Land of agberos and riff raffs
Only place where you can get a connecting bus to any part of Lagos

ATMC: @dagr8 you are interesting! i love them picshures #smiles @hbg hello dear @askujsizzle...what's sizzling? Btw how long before one's session in d game elapses..twenty four hours, two days or so long d question is coming?

Everything is sizzling. I'm a sizzling laidy babe...my whole life's one big sizzling pot of yummy goodness

Ask as many questions as you wish oo

HumbledbYGrace: it is now..//irl your so tagged!

#AskUjsizzle between nl and brushing your teeth..which comes first in the morning?

On weekdays, my teeth comes first
On weekends, well NL

Viju milk advert, all chi advert and that stupid brainless thing Airtel call a porting advert! Abeg all that wristwatch thing no even make sense ni

HumbledbYGrace: its 12am here jor

lol nice try. SA's GMT+2

hello

talura: Hi dollz... M a newbie, Wonderful thread!!
*squeezybunnyhugs*To all the dolls that have gotten their hearts broken / love back in their faces.

Love y'all

welcome Taluradoll *hugz*

joeydozzy: shattap

Delena forever

dagr8: [size=13pt] Hallelujah Am so happy [/size]


[size=13pt] Agreed already...so we can ask anytin abi ....[/size]

[size=13pt] can we have a proper arrangement on how subsequent celebs should be picked and perhaps some other rules [/size]

Yeah you can ask anything
Subsequent celebs will be picked by poll. Anyone can nominate who they want the spotlight to be on next and we'll vote. Anyother suggestions is welcome ofcoz.
Knock yourselves out.

Hi guys a happy sunday to you all. Everything eventually turned out ok I thank God.




Now to our celeb spotlight.
If it's agreed i go first, before posting your question start with #askUjsizzle...
then you can feel free to bombard with whatever you've got
Kickoff date is 12am Monday. Have fun everyone and may God be with us.

Screwface: My dear, that's the closest alternative. I can decide to send it to you by mail anyway

You can? oh bless your soul.
I'll send u a mail now, which u obviously wont be able to read...but just reply it anyway.

Screwface: Breathing shut up, kwanu!
@Sizzle, go thru www.okadabooks.com. I should think it's still on their home page.
Book title is My Beautiful Sad Life: A fictional tale. But you need an andriod device before you can acess the site.

sh1t i dnt have an android device, what's the alternative? There is an alternative right? Biko dnt say no

Screwface: The book? I have no freeking idea about that part of my life at the moment, wallahi. We are sort of waiting for Linda Ikeji on that regard.
Sincerly, I've not spared a thought for it the last one week. No kidding!

unedited version nko?

Superbloke how na?

Guacamole

Omo Daddy354: There u are, its been a while.... Welcome to the party, hope u enjoy it.
@ UJ, i sight u o, hope u're having a lovely day?

I am now...it's difficult to have a bad day around food


Justsmile..howdy? longtime no post babe

*wears serious face*

HBG, i'm sorry for every hurtful word i have said in a moment of anger, and am sorry it has drawn us apart, sorry i have not been too understanding of your personality especially because it clashes a lot with mine which makes me wonder why we were ever friends in the first place. But notwithstanding, i love you...always have and always will, and even though we aren't as friendly except on this thread i want you to know i have always got your back n you are never far from my thoughts.

That said, thankyou Gracie and Dagr8 for those words. That psalm is a favourite of mine and i wonder what David was going through when he wrote that. It has helped and i'll remember to meditate on it when depression sets in.
Thankyou Dagra8 for your words and your food fest that momentarily made me forget why i was so sad .
I love you guys

Hahahahs you guys are crazzzzzy hehehe *grabs a plate and digs in*

Bring yourselves here tonight for more parrying oo

alleviate2002us: actually i have preference for moderation. Unfortunately our ladies lack the sense to establish that. . . Not all of them though but majority.

You don't wanna talk about this same moderation when it has to do with fixing eye lashes! Dunno if you have fixed any but lemme quote my sis. . . 'Guy, some babes no dey try sha. .omo see as that chick be for bike! The lashes no gree her see road' we both laffed at that joke.

Now, i don't know who that chick in question wanted to impress but if she was my gf, then she only succeeded in turning me off.

many attimes i fear for their lack of moderation. I can't rule out the fact that the trend/fashion has come to stay but am pleased to inform you that not all chicks get carried away with all the hype and "i wanna be like a celebrity thingy".

#you don't wanna know the number of advances the chick i sighted as an example has on a daily basis. Non of them offer to tend her hair cuz its always neat, well packed, black and long.

Nah i hate lashes..think my eyes are pretty all on their own. But that is not to say it looks horrible on everyone.

Funny you preach 'moderation' now, a moment ago you were concerned with how women won't stayy natural.
This model girl you set as a standard clearly have things working for her in the hair department: full, long, dark, but not everyone else can boast of that.
When a woman dresses or uses cosmetics, the principal aim is to first build her confidence and not to impress anyone. She has to first look beautiful to herself before anyone else,least of all men.

Cosmetics and clothes go hand in hand. other than the lattet covering your nudity, it builds confidence by flattering your physique and accentuating your assets.The exact reason why a fat lady can wear dark clothes and vertical stripes to make her look slimmer, a skinny girl can wear full skirts to give the impresssion of curves, a person with lovely legs can rock it in pretty heels and a short skirt. Same reason we use body creams and soaps not just to make u cleann but leave ur skin healthy and beautiful. Everythinh works together.

Looking beautiful requires that you get the eyes of the onlooker away from your flaws by accentuating your assets...its a neat trick. It is the universal aim of any woman who looks after herself! Whichever she decides to opt for, whatever means she seeks to achieve it, the bottomline is she changes herself from her natural state to something different.
Its foolhardy to try justifying one above the other for those hanging onto it <:/

So here, beauty builds confidence and has nothing to do with inferiority. Confidence helps you take on the world .

alleviate2002us: actually i have preference for moderation. Unfortunately our ladies lack the sense to establish that. . . Not all of them though but majority.

You don't wanna talk about this same moderation when it has to do with fixing eye lashes! Dunno if you have fixed any but lemme quote my sis. . . 'Guy, some babes no dey try sha. .omo see as that chick be for bike! The lashes no gree her see road' we both laffed at that joke.

Now, i don't know who that chick in question wanted to impress but if she was my gf, then she only succeeded in turning me off.

many attimes i fear for their lack of moderation. I can't rule out the fact that the trend/fashion has come to stay but am pleased to inform you that not all chicks get carried away with all the hype and "i wanna be like a celebrity thingy".

#you don't wanna know the number of advances the chick i sighted as an example has on a daily basis. Non of them offer to tend her hair cuz its always neat, well packed, black and long.

Nah i hate lashes..think my eyes are pretty all on their own. But that is not to say it looks horrible on everyone.

Funny you preach 'moderation' now, a moment ago you were concerned with how women won't stayy natural.
This model girl you set as a standard clearly have things working for her in the hair department: full, long, dark, but not everyone else can boast of that.
When a woman dresses or uses cosmetics, the principal aim is to first build her confidence and not to impress anyone. She has to first look beautiful to herself before anyone else,least of all men.

Cosmetics and clothes go hand in hand. other than the lattet covering your nudity, it builds confidence by flattering your physique and accentuating your assets.The exact reason why a fat lady can wear dark clothes and vertical stripes to make her look slimmer, a skinny girl can wear full skirts to give the impresssion of curves, a person with lovely legs can rock it in pretty heels and a short skirt. Same reason we use body creams and soaps not just to make u cleann but leave ur skin healthy and beautiful. Everythinh works together.

Looking beautiful requires that you get the eyes of the onlooker away from your flaws by accentuating your assets...its a neat trick. It is the universal aim of any woman who looks after herself! Whichever she decides to opt for, whatever means she seeks to achieve it, the bottomline is she changes herself from her natural state to something different.
Its foolhardy to try justifying one above the other for those hanging onto it <:/

So here, beauty builds confidence and has nothing to do with inferiority. Confidence helps you take on the world .

Morning Keetz

Good morning everyone
Hope we all slept well?


So i'm borrowing an idea from a different chat thread.

We've bn together here sharing the word, joy, sorrows blah blah, and we really don't know much about one another. I was thinking even though we have some chat group or so outside NL, why don't we share a thing or two about ourselves here....whatelse are family for?

So erm every week we'd put one or two persons in the spotlight and everyother person asks whatever they wish to know. Our celebrity of the week will attend question raised .
It's just supposed to help us know you better n ofcos have a bit of fun here.

You guys think about it, post ur opinions n if it's cool with y'all, we decide who goes first

dagr8: [size=13pt] sorry sweety..wat happened ...[/size]

You know how you venture into something cos you believe its the right thing to do, then put in your best effort..effort that against all odds should yield positive results and then someone decides they aren't good enough? I'm right there now. Its disappointing n frustrating n totally crushing my spirit cos i'm starting to wonder if God's punishing me for something or if i shouldn't have done this in the first place.

Omo Daddy354: Thank u sis.
A beautiful evening to y'all, hope y'all had a wonderful day?

mine hasn't been rosy, but i thank God all the same.

Caracta: Did you just call my thread "dry"?

*sharpens cutlass*

*runs away*

alleviate2002us: sweerrie i strongly disagree with u there.

i love ma gurls on their real hair and it trips me most when the hair is well made such that i see thru to the clean scalp. #for the records i have know a chick in my neighbourhood for close to 5months now and she has never gone on any artificial hair. i asked why and she simply said she didn't like it and that she always looked better when her own gawd given hair was well dressed/made/taken care of.

thing is some chicks do the hair thing to the extreme. is the the Lenght? is it the fullness of the Weave/fake hair? is it the color?....#you go fear when naija chick dey form nikky minaj...

what you highlighted was from my personal experience. you've just described your preference, why don't you ask her how many men have offered to sponsor a trip to the salon.

Screwface: Oh just quit with the sarcasm jooor!

hian which sacarsm? Or is that code for i'm making you blush??

btw whats up with the book? i want to read too *puppy face*