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HumbledbYGrace: Relaxation of the hair,m sure dat hair is pure natural hair

Shollypopz: I'm not, I pick both or I pick none.

Great job guys!!

HumbledbYGrace: da reason y Mynd,Sigmundfreud,Uju,Moi and redmosquito r here is to judge u and uv failed with ur application letter.

First impression counts to da ladies so u failed to submit,don't come here with ur lame journey excuse.Try literature section nextime u wanna toast a girl by writin,u will learn a lot.this just aint ur turf

Redmosquito: Abeg summarize

ikekings: ATMC the more I think about you the more blood I feel rushing to my balls... What is happening?

lalaosky: sweery, have you been woozed

ItsModella: I thought Rhymez was bad but this LastApostle guy totally sucked.

LastApostle: Hello lady, it pleasant meeting you and a privilege having an audience with an angel. I am crown prince by name and yours? ...ohh! I am sorry you don't need to answer that because I am confidence you are the angel I have patiently awaits all this years.

Baby, you glows with a radiant face that tells of a brighter future. I have never encounter such dazzling figure of yours packaged in this sexy frame.
Look at your eyes, it glows with fun and happiness. I admire your hair...it shows a wonderful person you are by its relaxation on your head.

Everything about you is angelic and I am happy to be your host if you so desires. You are an epitome of grace, a paradox of beauty and an romantic hybrid. I promise never to let you go if I am worthy of your blessings.

Reporting for CROWN PRINCE

HumbledbYGrace: Party time..I came to help Uju chose lol

HumbledbYGrace: Siggy is here?

Nice one

@Uju and Moss m using opera mini now,trying my luck

Oahray:
Idowuogbo... Nine letters that set my soul ablaze.
The attraction of a million men.
The spice of Nairaland.
The scourge of a million jealous women.
Idi mi...
.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
You prove them wrong every time.
Unseen, yet your beauty is undeniable.
They say you are too different.
No mind dem jor, you jus too unique!
.
In your razzness, I see an unpretending soul, original to your very core.
In your outbursts, an amazon, unafraid to stand for ur conviction.
In your outspokeness, I see the overflowing evidence of a lady who knows her worth.
In your masked sarcasm, the sweet bubbling of a soul full of life,
of joy,
of laughter.
.
In your subtle coquettishness, I feel the flames of sensuality untamed.
In your silence, I see maturity, wisdom as it should be.
On every page of my wish list, there lies your name.
In your every word, I see a real woman... My woman.
.
Every man wants a real woman, some are just not real enough to let her know. Forget them jare.
I don't fancy beating around the bush with empty rhymes, not when my heart is busy beating your name.
Idi mi...
.
Someday, I'd need you to say "I do".
Someday I'd want my kids to look like you.
And tear haters apart, just like you.
*looking deep in her eyes*
Today, I only need you to say you are mine.

Redmosquito: MTN internet no good ooo!! Chai!!

sigmundfreud: ...and really wacky! Love firee.

Obinoscopy: Binger my man. I'm sure coming to you for some wooing tutorials. Congrats

RudySmith: number 5 pls for me, didn't even write anything yet, but I have good time on my hands. Good evening Uj_sizzle, hope u had a great day. ready for some wooing? is 190 even here yet? ciao bambino!!!!!