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*stumbles in* it's already begun?

An0nimus: Lord help Ujay get things fixed up this morning. Amen?

Amen. And prayer goes for Vicky too Amen.



Good morning all

I'm running low on patience, and nothing is going well this morning. I need help n prayers..lots of prayers. God help me

krexpo: @sizzle, wat format? Tell d house na!

when u hit submit, does it keep showing

'first name (required) is required?

God I'm tired. People stared at me so hard today i thought i smudged my lipstick . Don't even have d strength to cook sef; bought beans, boli, n groudnut...everything is goin down with soaked garri.
Interested members grab ur spoon

I'd still like to see the end of the story sha

[quote author=Mynd_44]Nigerian weddings are too stressful. You might even not have Sèx the next night sef[/quote]This.

Most people fall asleep the moment their head hits the pillow, I'm almost sure i will.

[quote author=190-the-clown]She's Nigerian

BTW how did u get 2know abt those videos [/quote]good question.

It's all about the look in her eyes while she's lip biting.
The eyes speak volume!
It's either she's nervous, interested, flirting, or just wants ur banana.

I woulda added bored, but since u said she smiles n maintains eye contact, I'll rule it out.

Shollypopz: ^^Yeah boo!! Lol @ d whole letter saga. I hv my own gist, imma wait for someone to say bullsh1t b4 I go in till then hahahahahaha

BULLSH1T!!!!

Oya talk

musKeeto: Lol... Since no one said the prayer, make I try small.

Dear God
Keep my friends safe.
Fulfill their dreams.
In our search to find you, protect and guide us. Lead us in your path.

And if anyone wakes up and is shocked by this prayer, give dem one koboko for yansh.

*dodges koboko matrix style*

An0nimus: In other unrelated news: I watched two vampire movies this night. Now I look at myself & ask 'son, what have you gained?'..nothing, absolutely nothing:| The plots/scenes alone mehn..one of the reasons I prefer cartoons.

u like cartoons too? Me likey

superbloke: Stumbles in

oya drop dat kaikai outside sharply

musKeeto: U suppose introduce yourself. I'll go first.
Hi, I'm Muskeeto. Former Xtian, now proudly agnostic. Are u Igbo? Ur username sounds like uju or something..

yeah I'm igbo . Uju is the name.

dagr8: Hope is not Aba u ar calling a city

ah ahn i dey lasgidi abeg. U just cracked me up guy lmao

dagr8: Iam a trader...lives in a village and u?

job hunting ...live in a city hehehe. But for once everything seems bright n clear, like smethn really good is coming.



@Hbg...ntn wrong with meeting pple on a dating site.

HumbledbYGrace: wat happened to thy lappy?

power's down + I'll have to re subscribe to a data plan, old one's expired.

HumbledbYGrace: it was a battle for u between him and guitarlife babe,did u finaly agree to his proposal?

@Uj u have a message offline

kk, buh I'm doing dis wit my phone too.


@Dagr8...what do u do?