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Ammanda is beync?

Redmosquito: No female scent can escape my mosquito nose
I am on heat. sorry! I forgot I am in a church
Oya PAISE THE LORD 7times like Cele

lol be nice or I'm bringing out the insecticide

binger: Keep ur food to urself...btw, i read ur farking diary.its farking interesting and hilarious. More farking ink to your farking pen.lol

*slaps him for using the F word* that's no way to speak to a lady young man *stern face* or do i have to cut ur tongue to teach u some manners?

[quote author=D-Explorer]*looks inside* aah ah, no periwinkle, snail, efun, shaki, sliced pomo inside? Damn it![/quote]bro u're looking in d wrong plate not mine lol. How cld u forget I'm igbo...we live for orisirisi in our soup esp bitterleaf soup.

HATERZ!!!! Killllll

HumbledbYGrace: humbled as always.

@ Uju u didn't tell me ur busy

i was....am done now.

@redmoss...alleluya, so u found us eh

I've missed you hug

Ahhh dishes done

Thank you Breathing . Btw you've been kinda off lately, i know i can't see you and all but for some strange reason i can just feel u've been pretty moody for a while and your posts kinda reflect it. Lets just say there's no life in them anymore...they're somewhat stark . So whatever it is hurry up n get over it, we want our bright back .


Greetings y'all. Alosi has forbidden all the 'good' everything.

dagr8: hmmm....am good in Jesus' name...am faced with a challenge....trying to come over it sha

Many are the afflictions of the righteous but the Lord deliver them from them all.
The Lord guides a man in the way he should go and protect those who please him. If they fall, they will not stay down, because the Lord will help them up.
It is well.

*eats garri n bitterleaf soup*

It's your choice to wash or not. It's obvious you find the idea of washing a woman's undies humiliating and unmanly but let me let me ask; in a situation where you both live alone as man n wife ofcourse and she falls sick, too sick to even leave her bed...will you abandon her clothes/undies for when she's healthy enough to take care of them?

What's the mailbox for again??

You have two girls-one who pushed u back two steps for every one you took, after one year came back for whatever reason she must have cooked up; and another who saw you for what you were, saw potentials, knew what she wanted and came after it. Who would you pick??


You can't keep holding back because of human feelings, it's fleeting.
Where you still wooing the stubborn girl after you began to develop interest for her friend?

Nobody should bring the whole Jesus did not own blah blah into this talk oo; that guy had major class. Did you ever see him beg for food? It was always 'you, I'll eat with you tonight'.

Chronic anxiety? I think it's a psyche abi brain problem.

dagr8: OMG...av i bin missing something?
i think i belong here
hope i am not late sha

never too late to join God's family. Help yourself to some food in d kitchen

seyibrown: Nice thread ... Joining in!

welcome dear

What brand of Christianity??
Are you suggesting the early churches in the bible lived in poverty? If they did then how were they able to send aid to other Christians outside their regions? Isn't it because they prospered?? What is used in supporting missionary works? Pebbles?? Or you still haven't figured out that a man needs to prosper, have enough and more to be able to give to others. Please read the book of Acts well before you dudes start spewing bs here.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Excuse me ooo.

It seem I am missing the definition of "double date" here oo

to me a double date is a date where two couples decide to go on a date together. Maybe friends, workers or whatever

@OP, what's your definition?[/quote]lol context mate, context.

Apparently craazy is the new it.

miqos02: u are on point,giving thanks offering is what Jesus recommended

and tithing isn't a thanks offering? Lol why did baba Abby n Jacob pay tithe then?

pastormustwacc: I started my day in a very low key. But i believe it will be a blessed day.

amen . It only gets BETTER!

Man is a spirit made in the image of God.

Man's body is the outward covering. The vessel in which the spirit live...ur flesh.

Man's soul is his mind. Your intellect, intuition all make up ur soul. It's ur brain doing the reasoning at this point.

Ubenedictus: have u ever thought y did God not distroy satan after his fall? The simple reason is tht satan has a purpose, God cant tempt nor be tempted satan is d instrument God uses to punish d unjust and test the just! Even as satan hate God and Gods children he still has a purpose in ur salvation. Ur true worth is reveal wen gold "passes thru fire". This isn't hard to undastand.

God does not associate himself with evil. Satan is the ruler of this present world, it is absolutely impossible for a man not to face temptation; Jesus did n that's why everyday u say the Lord's prayer. IMO every fire of affliction you pass through is every temptation to ur faith that u face daily, but keeping ur hope in God without wavering ensures u come out as gold. Tho Obadiah is yet to explain the complemting r/ship btwn d devil n God...wat does Satan get in return? Lost souls? Even when it's not our Fathers will that any should perish??

Abeg I'm unsubscribing biko

Lol we're assuming said gf/bf will be comfy letting u use there toothbrush, God know i wouldn't so i make it a point of duty to keep spare a toothbrush or two in case of visitors n if per chance i hav none n said person uses mine, it goes straight into the trash afterwards.