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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by UjSizzle(f): 4:07pm On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella: Yes o, I'm a psychopath who hates rats...mschew!!!
correct babe! *calls BAU from Criminal Minds*
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by UjSizzle(f): 4:05pm On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella: oh puh-lease!!! animal torture my a$$, like I care. That was the purpose anyways, to torture them to death so spare me all these "animal torture" talk
you'd make a good psychopath grin
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 4:02pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]She chose me[/quote]i wonder why
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 4:01pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I am not a tribalist. I did not fit in. I love everyone no matter tribe or color[/quote]you're doing a piss poor job of that.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:58pm On Nov 16, 2012
vescucci: Lemme just use this second to note that wanking has not been R-rated by Seun. Hallelujah. Adds to the list making two: bullshit and wanking
wanking wanking wanking yipee!!!
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:56pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Why do you think I left the politics section?[/quote]coz had nothing worthwhile to contribute? Or the great minds there were too much for you to handle?

It's okay..you can't be good at everything. You've ur writing(a good one) to be proud of.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:53pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Yeah like the diameter of your ynash[/quote]seriously, don't joke about my bum...I'm not comfortable with it.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:52pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]wänking will make you sleep faster as you will lose straight fast and drift off. So if I wänk, I would be sleeping well[/quote]goodluck with that
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:49pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]That's true. Now y'all should stop being so serious. It is boring[/quote]You don't like 'serious' talk?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:47pm On Nov 16, 2012
sigmundfreud: Apart from the obvious that one sees from ur dairy, the fascinating ones are 'whats not there'...
You have an idea of what's not there?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:45pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm.... I have insomnia[/quote]health section. There's something about insomnia there. Or better still stop w.anking.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:44pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]abeg let the poor guy rest in peace jorh[/quote]He already is.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:41pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I am also in Love with Firestar.[/quote]I've known that for long. That's not gist.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:38pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Hey relax. I know you wanted to have his baby and all but that does not change the fact that the dude really wanted to be white[/quote]i dnt think he really wanted to be white; he just made a decision(a not so good one) based on the condition prevalent at the time(racism n all).
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:35pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I still change am to B with tipex[/quote]na small small truth dey come out. Oya continue
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:34pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Hmmm[/quote]You really wanna be a girl huh
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:32pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Michael Jackson ain't black. I mean he spent all that money and y'all don't respect him enough to not call him black[/quote]I love MJ n proud of him even though he made his mistakes in the past.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:30pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]We know say na expo you carry[/quote]I've always bn good at biology. No dey jealous me cos u gat a D grin
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:28pm On Nov 16, 2012
sigmundfreud: Are u sure u want to do that here?
where ever you want to, I'm game smiley.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Someone had an A in biology[/quote]*carries trophy amidst cheers from the crowd* grin
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:25pm On Nov 16, 2012
HumbledbYGrace: it shows tht m not a coconut,m proudly african,even if it was somalian music I would still be proud to listen to it and stop trying to be Michael Jackson.I hv values and stick to my roots tongue

East/west/south or northern Africa,either way ur flipping black
*adds HBG in my 'NLders i love' list*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:24pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]That you are an igbo girl with some nice "assets"[/quote]Pervert grin
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:22pm On Nov 16, 2012
sigmundfreud: A lot!
Do you mind sharing? I'll let you shrink me smiley
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:21pm On Nov 16, 2012
sigmundfreud: Someone appreciates good things!
u hardly pass positive comments on pple...why?
He can't help it. Genetical encoding and all.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:20pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Abeg show us jorh[/quote]stop dreaming!
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:17pm On Nov 16, 2012
sigmundfreud: Songs are trademarks of HBG!
She knows naija artist more than naijas themselves.
obviously. Can't blame her though, our people are soo good foreigners can't get enough of us.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:14pm On Nov 16, 2012
HumbledbYGrace: its going down *dancing kukere heading outside*invite moi to the wedding pls o

*ako ba hlonolofatse morena,ako ba hlonolofatse morena*
babe! Stop playing Cupid
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:13pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Everyone here[/quote]*ahem* ermm I'm too prim n proper to show the public my finely shaped behind.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:11pm On Nov 16, 2012
sigmundfreud: Not snooping. Its in a public domain and i like reading previous post of people, makes me av an idea of who/what they are....especially diaries!
lol Noted smiley. What did u find?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:09pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Can we see it?[/quote]hehehe dream on. Who's 'we'?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:07pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]**slaps her**[/quote]*dodges slap* *gives him bicycle kick n sends u sprawling in the corner*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:05pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Uju, a friend told me Igbo girls have one very nice characteristics. Their ynash.

He said every Igbo girl has great ynash. Is it true? cheesy[/quote]well molded and beautiful *wink*

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