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 Romance › Re: Why Would An Old Man Touch A Young Girl? by UjSizzle(f): 1:09pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
Hornyoldmen. That's how one idiat kept rubbing his arm all over me in the pretext of being uncomfortable in a bus mtcheeeew. |
| Romance › Re: My Dear Watch My Lips And Not My Hips by UjSizzle(f): 1:02pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
Me likey |
| Romance › Re: How To Start Marriage Discussion With My 22 Year Old Girlfriend... by UjSizzle(f): 12:51pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
You're 28 n she's 22, not all girls want to get married that early. If she says next year and you're sure she won't change her mind then, i don't see why she isn't worth the wait. On the other hand if you can't wait an extra year for her to be ready go get yourself a different girl you don't really know. |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (8th Edition) by UjSizzle(f): 12:40pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
*Waiting for the derailing to begin* |
| Literature › Re: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by UjSizzle(f): 10:14pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Larry!!!! You are a badass writer! I'm glad i found this post. Abeg chop knuckle  |
| Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by UjSizzle(f): 9:30pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
I haven't worked out for some time now, will start off tomorrow. Breakfast: tea, 4slices of bread n lil fish. Lunch: rice n stew Supper: fist size wheat and bitterleaf soup with fish. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by UjSizzle(f): 9:05pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
@Mona...the matter don end abeg. They've argued, called a truce, done the handshake, kissed n made up *hides*. @Itsmodella...babe trust me, you're right in the rat qualification. I woke up one morning to find my charger cord chewed, went to the village n found my precious books in shreds! Dunno what the bloody rats were looking for in the 3rd floor. Hmmm i had never killed a rat before then but for the first i did n wasn't sorry for bashing its head with my stick. |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 1:47pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: both. how are u?I'm fine dear. @Mynd. U no answer the church kweshun o |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 1:39pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: So exhausted, jeezyou bn working or mod-ing? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 1:30pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Hello. How are you?[/quote]fine  . Did u go to church today or ur akara hunt kept u home? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by UjSizzle(f): 1:27pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Awww how romantic |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 1:10pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Hello |
| Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by UjSizzle(f): 1:05pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Slap |
| Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by UjSizzle(f): 1:01pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
All this long talk. Is there a baby or not? |
| Romance › Re: Can't Open Up by UjSizzle(f): 12:50pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
What are you afraid of? |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With My Ex? by UjSizzle(f): 9:21pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
You need Jesus. E fulefu n'eziokwu |
| Romance › Re: Does A Person's Post On NL Shows His Real Person? by UjSizzle(f): 9:16pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
shymexx: I get every girl I want and I've got everything most girls need/want...*cough cough* |
| Romance › Re: Chaaaaaaaai! This Is Serious Ooooooo! I Don Dyeeee by UjSizzle(f): 9:12pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
[quote author=gree-die]why r u all getting headaches  I.read it just fine. but na real wa o[/quote]it means you understand gibberish |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 9:01pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
@HBG. I'm fine dear @Mynd. You better make up ur mind if u want lies or truth from me |
| Literature › Re: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by UjSizzle(f): 5:51pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
brokoto: this twisting no go end?I think this one's over. He did say the story was a subtitle ryt? So there's probably a different story to come. |
| Literature › Re: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by UjSizzle(f): 5:49pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Abby must have an extraordinary heart to call a woman she just met mother, and Mr Famous must be such a kind man to understand his wife's carrying a long lost love's picture everywhere she goes/even crying for him in a public gathering. Neat wrap for the story Larry . |
| Romance › Re: What Really Turns You On? by UjSizzle(f): 5:35pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Add witty comments to my list. |
| Culture › Re: You Might Want To Know That We Yorubas Are Part Of The Lost Tribe Of Israel by UjSizzle(f): 5:31pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
What's with the sudden Israeli craze in Nigeria? What's inIsrael that everyone wants to be a part of? First igbo, now yoruba. Tomorrow Hausa go say dem be Israelites too. Make una kuku carry naija deposit for dea. People no just proud of their heritage again. 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Has Your Topic Ever Made Nairaland Front Page? by UjSizzle(f): 5:18pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
OP yes |
| Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by UjSizzle(f): 5:14pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
*about to hug him for killing rival but change mind. She's such a nice person* lands deafening slap on his face, coupled with nose breaking punch and finally a mortal kombat fatality killllll |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by UjSizzle(f): 5:09pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Get her to be my friend so she doesn't snitch |
| Forum Games › Re: The Last Man Standing "Game Of The Mind" Let's Try It. by UjSizzle(f): 5:07pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Dryness isn't a nice condition for your skin |
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