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dont8: Kudos, what more can I expect from you, Brave woman of the year

Mehn it wasn't easy. Had to employ all my martial art skills with a full combo just to kill it. Glad i came out victorious, with it's tooth as a trophy

shurrup badu belle bwoi
[quote author=Mynd_44]yeah right[/quote]

A detective usually solves a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

If a group of attackers confront you - instead of all attacking at once and overwhelming
you, they each wait patiently to attack one-by-one and are easily defeated.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Bombs are defused within the last three seconds, why not at 31 or 27?

In science fiction, horror, thriller movies when a small group of people are attacked by/
fighting a monster, wild animal etc... Help, rescue, evacuations will only come a few minutes or even seconds after that group of
ppl have already defeated the monster.

In horror films the car never starts when running from a killer.

When a victim is running through the woods they trip over get up and look who's there- its the
killer.

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Feel free to add things most movies have in common

Bravely killed a big rat!

Lxgking: nt really, dos present were my fellow workers, nd dey shared d pains(i meant dey shared d laffta) nd dey were all christains by d way....nd dey gave me many useless ad..sry, many useful advice lk d one we re giving 2 dis bro here....nd re u saying dat u av dis....special gift? Nd am nt gud at makin trouble.

I'd never laff at a person in pain, buh i guess it's possible to laff at the absurdity of the situation.
Out of curiosity, how did u even get cement in there?