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Politics / Re: Seven Nigerians Win U.K Parliament Election by UjSizzle(f): 9:32pm On Jun 09, 2017
That's how you identify a progressive nation.
TV/Movies / Re: Kechi Okwuchi At America's Got Talent 2017, Wows Crowd by UjSizzle(f): 9:31pm On Jun 09, 2017
AGT is all about sentiment these days. But still, it's nice to see people whose stories are about defeating the odds.
Few days ago it was Mandy singing "Try". Today it's Kechi.
Whoever it is tomorrow, I hope someone gets inspired.
Food / Re: African Jollof Rice Challenge: $5000 Prize For Best Jollof Rice Cook In Africa by UjSizzle(f): 5:04pm On Jun 09, 2017
ettybaba:
While advance countries are doing competitions on robot technology.
e tire me o
Jokes Etc / Re: How Nigerians React To The " How Are You?" Question. by UjSizzle(f): 9:51am On Jun 08, 2017
falcon01:
Welcome to nairaland the place where you cant comfortably crack joke about another tribe due to tribalism.
You haven't met the social media police yet? You ain't seen nothing. NL is even small. Try it on Facebook today and people will send you sub from multiple accounts.
Jokes Etc / Re: How Nigerians React To The " How Are You?" Question. by UjSizzle(f): 9:46am On Jun 08, 2017
Evablizin:
Lols,most of our elders are backward in terms of understanding the word how are you,therefore i dare not use this word any time i see them,imagine you are permitted to ask them how are you in our native language but with english you are doomed
Exactly.
I always ask in my native language instead of English. It's safer maka ndi iwe grin

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Celebrities / Re: 7 Nigerians Make The List Of Most Reputable People On Earth 2017 by UjSizzle(f): 6:30pm On Jun 06, 2017
Good for them


No Beyoncé Knowles on the list and we have JLo? Waawu. Let the Beyhive catch you people cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba And Adesua Etomi Funny Photo: After Spending, She Says She's On Period by UjSizzle(f): 2:40pm On Jun 06, 2017
That's how one mumu movie will be encouraging mumu behaviour undecided

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Phones / Re: Check Out The Price Of The New Nokia 3310 by UjSizzle(f): 5:26pm On Jun 05, 2017
oyoofong:
Is it an ANDROID OR WINDOW?
Likely java
Phones / Re: Check Out The Price Of The New Nokia 3310 by UjSizzle(f): 5:20pm On Jun 05, 2017
mascot87:


This stuff goes for N4,500. I saw it at sango over the weekend and it is at a standard phone shop at Sango. I was surprised to see it at N45, 000 on Jumia. So your own price is still very much low
Hope it's not chinko 3310 you saw at #4,500 because it's difficult to find Nokia torchlight phones with colour at that price now.
Phones / Re: Check Out The Price Of The New Nokia 3310 by UjSizzle(f): 5:19pm On Jun 05, 2017
My 6yrs old palasa can finally rest.
Fashion / Re: "Is This A Human Being?": Lady's Heavy Make Up Photos Got People Confused by UjSizzle(f): 10:48pm On Jun 04, 2017
Audrinakane:
Face on fleek. I fell in love with her works when I went through her page. Everything is on fleek. That highlight is popping. kiss
Pls what's her handle?
Fashion / Re: "Is This A Human Being?": Lady's Heavy Make Up Photos Got People Confused by UjSizzle(f): 10:33pm On Jun 04, 2017
horciglowri:
Makeup on fleek, am so luvin evritin on her face
#eyebrow on fleek
#contour so awesome
#her lip nd her lipstick tho... Hmm sugar
#her eye shadow, so sexy
Me luv evritin. wink
My dear don't mind the sheeple talk. I already saved the second picture grin
Fashion / Re: "Is This A Human Being?": Lady's Heavy Make Up Photos Got People Confused by UjSizzle(f): 10:29pm On Jun 04, 2017
Individually, she looks good.
Eyebrow is great.
Contour is superb.
Matte lipstick is awesome. I want that!
Eyeshadow looks lovely. A bit too much for my taste though. But lovely anyway.

But the glow... tsk. Too much of that. But then maybe it's just the camera and lighting.

Doll face kiss
Celebrities / Re: Jidenna Covers Guardian Life Magazine (photos) by UjSizzle(f): 3:17pm On Jun 04, 2017
frisky2good:
NL babes still dey find appropriate adjectives before dem comment. grin
Seriously grin
Celebrities / Re: Jidenna Covers Guardian Life Magazine (photos) by UjSizzle(f): 3:16pm On Jun 04, 2017
ThisDay Style
Guardian Life

Freshness overdose kiss
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by UjSizzle(f): 8:33am On Jun 04, 2017
I can't believe they cancelled Sense8 cry
Celebrities / Re: Eva Alordiah Confirms Break Up With Fiancé Caeser After 16 Months Of Engagement by UjSizzle(f): 8:17am On Jun 04, 2017
16 months is an awful long time to stay engaged. Is it that had no plans or someone was stalking? undecided

Anyway, she writes beautifully.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants A Secret Affair Between Us Despite Being Married by UjSizzle(f): 10:19am On Jun 03, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Simply imagine she was your future wife, and she was doing the same with her ex, what would you really want that ex to do?!

Find a way to record her and send it to her husband, and get rid of such liabilities from your life.

What you catch through honey, you will lose with honey... Especially with a deceitful dishonest disrespectful woman.
MBJ it's been forever cheesy
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by UjSizzle(f): 10:53am On Jun 02, 2017
Vorpal:


You can do that by going to the 'settings' under 'system' then 'about'

Or you can just use the WDRT tool on a computer.
That won't work. His phone is bricked.
Properties / Re: Ernest Azudialu Obiejesi's Nestoil Tower, Lagos (Video And Photo Documentry) by UjSizzle(f): 7:54pm On Jun 01, 2017
Took them well over five years. I remember going to work 2013-2016 and thinking "this building never finish".
But yeah, it is magnificent.

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Education / Re: FUTA Satellite Flies Into Space In US Today by UjSizzle(f): 8:37am On Jun 01, 2017
ademega:

This is the real missile lunch...
Hope you enjoyed the meal undecided

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Health / Re: How Many Press Ups Can You Do? by UjSizzle(f): 11:11pm On May 31, 2017
Afam4eva:

Actually the knee variation is meant for women. With time and consistency, you can cross over.
Great. Thanks smiley
Politics / Re: We’re Not Part Of Ipob’s Sit-home Order To Mark Biafra Day – Anglican Clerics by UjSizzle(f): 9:54am On May 30, 2017
Rubbish.

Your brothers died in a war. Your country won't recognise this. And yet when your region does, you won't even have the courtesy to set one day aside for the deceased and their families who are still embittered.

And you call yourself a cleric.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be Destroyed If Buhari Doesn't Win Second Term – BCO by UjSizzle(f): 9:24am On May 30, 2017
I wonder who/what gave these guys this false sense of importance.


Nonsense.

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TV/Movies / Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 10:41pm On May 29, 2017
xprimate:


You sure you are not an original your self?
Cause I can already picture the scene you described in my head and its a kill.
Thanks
cheesy Glad you like it.
Health / Re: How Many Press Ups Can You Do? by UjSizzle(f): 12:23pm On May 29, 2017
judgedredd22:



chai Uj, i ga egbukwa somebori with laff!
But there's a knee variation na grin

I can't do more than 2 of the standard pushup abeg. Somebody cannot come and die just to build arm and shoulder and core biko tongue

Oh I can go 30 for an inclined push up, too.

I can't even do 1 for a pike push up. That one just hard me finish. I gave up and went away.

Pics
Knee
Inclined
Pike

TV/Movies / Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 10:35am On May 29, 2017
ChristoBam:
The way I'm seeing it, Originals will tow the way of TVD. I see Hayley falling for Klaus...just expect a Damon and Stefan saga in TO
That's never happening.
Klaus is into blond, innocent females grin
Health / Re: What Can I Use To Clear These Spots On My Face? by UjSizzle(f): 10:26am On May 29, 2017
Honey and lemon juice. The lemon will work on the black heads, while the honey will open your pores and soothe the skin. Wear mixture for five minutes and then wash off.

You should avoid medicated soaps as they're often too harsh on the skin. I use dudu osun and it works just fine. You could try it or any other soap recommended here.
My sister uses Lemon fresh body cream and dudu Osun soap. Her face is as smooth as baby's bottom.
Then again, we aren't prone to acne in my family.

Natural remedies are your best option so you don't aggravate the situation using all these chemical mixtures that react differently to various skin types, and spending a lot of money on things that won't work for you.


P.S Do what JainDoe said.

All the best.
Health / Re: How Many Press Ups Can You Do? by UjSizzle(f): 9:52am On May 29, 2017
20. The knee variation. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 1:51pm On May 28, 2017
xprimate:

Sharp guy, for your mind.
Nice description UjSizzle, but what about the fangs and the blood. I would want it to look like she is enjoying me feeding on her.
No wify yet, the wify material that was into the vampire things has been taken before I met her.

What up with that uncle Elijah pic, he is looking like a monk that just came to town grin
If your teeth is buried in her neck, then no one needs to see fangs.
If you need blood along her neckline, that one na small thing na. There are so many red liquids so take your pick.

If you want her to look like she's enjoying it, she can have that sultry look on her face. You know, bite lower lips, eyes dimmed etc etc. Like she's in the throes of passion or whatever. One of her hands can hold on to the one you have on her waist.

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TV/Movies / Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 1:12am On May 28, 2017
alexistaiwo:


This is no brainer.
A WIFE
I guess
Figured anyone asking this question would already have one, or at least be a photographer.
TV/Movies / Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 8:09pm On May 27, 2017
xprimate:

Awesome, I should try that out. But one important piece is still missing
What's that?

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