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PoliticsRe: Achievement Of President Buhari by uloewa: 11:58am On Dec 12, 2017
He gave kogi state his only beloved son Bello to rule over us and keep our salary in his billion naira homes in lagos, abuja and okene.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Was Ruled By Looters But Now In The Hands Of Super Looters - ADP by uloewa: 11:42am On Dec 12, 2017
SUPER LOOTERS LIKE YAHAYA BELLO
PoliticsRe: ‘No Northern Candidate Can Defeat President Buhari’ - APC Claims by uloewa: 10:59am On Dec 12, 2017
VAINLY MUSING

By Abdullahi O Haruna Haruspice

Dear Gomina Bello,

I join your well wishers to celebrate with you on the completion of your edifice that’s so grotesquely magnificent that one needs not aspire to go to heaven. This is indeed a heavenly masterpiece that should last forever.

It is an unrivalled template of a house in the whole of Nigeria.You no doubt have taste mr governor. Your taste is befitting of your status your excellency, anyone with your kind of accomplishment sure deserves this one piece of architectural splendour. This is a big and fair plus to your greatness mr governor. As they say in low parlance, carry go - nothing do you sir.

One fascinating thing about this magnificent heaven is its location; strategically located in mockery of the poor. Your mansion will remind them to worship your kind of God, marry your kind of women and believe in your kind of belief. When they wake up everyday to see this best of the best, the pang in their stomach will gyrate not in hunger but in worm infestations.

If the dominante Igala people who have reigned supreme in the hierarchy of the Lugard House had built such a mansion in their land, their people would have been happy like your people of Ebiraland.

No! Instead of bringing heavens like you just did, they whimscally chose to build heavens in Abuja leaving their Igalaland to red muds and ego bloated youths. They towed a misdirected lane instead of the nee direction you are using to bring subdued progress to your people. They build hotels in Abuja while you build eye- catching opulence in Okene, though you also outsmarted them with your houses in Maitama, Asokoro, Ikoyi, Utako, Wuse, Dubai, a proposed private university in Benue and other Landed properties in Apapa converted by your excellecy. TWALE!!! You are indeed a digital hero - even with hunger in the land, atleast we can still go to your palatial empire to take selfie in hunger.

At all at all na him bad oh. If it's easy, let former Landlords of Lugard House show us their mansions in Ogbolicha, Omala and idah. You are a true son of your ancestors- only a trained child goes out to the field and brings harvest home. You are indeed Omoluabi of Anebira. I admire your lioness sir.

With such a mansion, we don't need any disturbing infrastructure like hospitals- no one with your edifice in their land fall sick , even with the rich stranded water in Lokoja, we dare not ask for pipe borne water, same way industries in Okene may cause disturbance or vibration to your heavily crafted crib.

This is what concealed youthfulness can give, it affords one unlimited affluence. It gives this shallow falsehood of accomplishment. By the time references of governance are made, you will come top in the ladder of esoteric measurement as that young governor who changed the governance narrative of Kogi. Like late Aguiyi Ironsi's walking stick, your swag stick shall speak for you as that young man who walked the veranda of governance with giat and swanky bravado.

Your boss in Aso rock will be too shy and ashamed to look into your eyes, your sight will remind him of his failure as a person. Do you know that even as a former governor, petroleum minister, head of state, head of lucrative PTF, the man couldn't build a mansion in Daura? He shouldn't begrudge you abeg- you showed him that in less than 2 years in government, one can build a massive abode. Congratulations my digital governor, this is how to go with directed governance.

All your traducers gritting, gnashing and grumbling of no salaries, tell them to come to Okene and see what you have used their toils for. They will mellow and wish you well and even dash you a second term in the Lugard House. Walahi you are better in utilisation of our commonwealth- far better than the landlords of yesterday who used their old age not to build mansions in their country homes nor buy American Ford utility vehicles for their aides. You are so generous that you don't swag alone but with your youngsters in low waist. That is called participatory chopping.

Once again, congratulations your excellency Mr governor for this milestone, the commissioning of your edifice. It is not easy to lead a people and not have where to retire to. I love your tactical dexterity- while the big boss was in kano commissioning 'disturbing' projects you led the rich, the super rich and the mega rich to commission your palace. They cheered you up in accelerated but ephemeral gusto as you cut the tape of your earthly heaven in the name of Allah, the beneficial and the merciful while the people you swore with the glorious Quran to make life easy for watched from afar in unmitigated grief.

Yours in shock,

Haruna Abdullahi
PoliticsCongratulatory Letter To Gov Yahaya Bello For The New House by uloewa(op): 10:58am On Dec 12, 2017
VAINLY MUSING

By Abdullahi O Haruna Haruspice

Dear Gomina Bello,

I join your well wishers to celebrate with you on the completion of your edifice that’s so grotesquely magnificent that one needs not aspire to go to heaven. This is indeed a heavenly masterpiece that should last forever.

It is an unrivalled template of a house in the whole of Nigeria.You no doubt have taste mr governor. Your taste is befitting of your status your excellency, anyone with your kind of accomplishment sure deserves this one piece of architectural splendour. This is a big and fair plus to your greatness mr governor. As they say in low parlance, carry go - nothing do you sir.

One fascinating thing about this magnificent heaven is its location; strategically located in mockery of the poor. Your mansion will remind them to worship your kind of God, marry your kind of women and believe in your kind of belief. When they wake up everyday to see this best of the best, the pang in their stomach will gyrate not in hunger but in worm infestations.

If the dominante Igala people who have reigned supreme in the hierarchy of the Lugard House had built such a mansion in their land, their people would have been happy like your people of Ebiraland.

No! Instead of bringing heavens like you just did, they whimscally chose to build heavens in Abuja leaving their Igalaland to red muds and ego bloated youths. They towed a misdirected lane instead of the nee direction you are using to bring subdued progress to your people. They build hotels in Abuja while you build eye- catching opulence in Okene, though you also outsmarted them with your houses in Maitama, Asokoro, Ikoyi, Utako, Wuse, Dubai, a proposed private university in Benue and other Landed properties in Apapa converted by your excellecy. TWALE!!! You are indeed a digital hero - even with hunger in the land, atleast we can still go to your palatial empire to take selfie in hunger.

At all at all na him bad oh. If it's easy, let former Landlords of Lugard House show us their mansions in Ogbolicha, Omala and idah. You are a true son of your ancestors- only a trained child goes out to the field and brings harvest home. You are indeed Omoluabi of Anebira. I admire your lioness sir.

With such a mansion, we don't need any disturbing infrastructure like hospitals- no one with your edifice in their land fall sick , even with the rich stranded water in Lokoja, we dare not ask for pipe borne water, same way industries in Okene may cause disturbance or vibration to your heavily crafted crib.

This is what concealed youthfulness can give, it affords one unlimited affluence. It gives this shallow falsehood of accomplishment. By the time references of governance are made, you will come top in the ladder of esoteric measurement as that young governor who changed the governance narrative of Kogi. Like late Aguiyi Ironsi's walking stick, your swag stick shall speak for you as that young man who walked the veranda of governance with giat and swanky bravado.

Your boss in Aso rock will be too shy and ashamed to look into your eyes, your sight will remind him of his failure as a person. Do you know that even as a former governor, petroleum minister, head of state, head of lucrative PTF, the man couldn't build a mansion in Daura? He shouldn't begrudge you abeg- you showed him that in less than 2 years in government, one can build a massive abode. Congratulations my digital governor, this is how to go with directed governance.

All your traducers gritting, gnashing and grumbling of no salaries, tell them to come to Okene and see what you have used their toils for. They will mellow and wish you well and even dash you a second term in the Lugard House. Walahi you are better in utilisation of our commonwealth- far better than the landlords of yesterday who used their old age not to build mansions in their country homes nor buy American Ford utility vehicles for their aides. You are so generous that you don't swag alone but with your youngsters in low waist. That is called participatory chopping.

Once again, congratulations your excellency Mr governor for this milestone, the commissioning of your edifice. It is not easy to lead a people and not have where to retire to. I love your tactical dexterity- while the big boss was in kano commissioning 'disturbing' projects you led the rich, the super rich and the mega rich to commission your palace. They cheered you up in accelerated but ephemeral gusto as you cut the tape of your earthly heaven in the name of Allah, the beneficial and the merciful while the people you swore with the glorious Quran to make life easy for watched from afar in unmitigated grief.

Yours in shock,

Haruna Abdullahi
CareerRe: Breaking News: Kogi State Wheelbarrow Pushers Embarked On Indefinite Strike by uloewa: 7:31am On Dec 11, 2017
This bello man is disturbing wheel barrow pushers too
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Uche Secondus, PDP National Chairman AKA The “Total Chairman” by uloewa: 9:28am On Dec 10, 2017
Secondus- money for position. He is the main architect of pdp failure in kogi. Pdp's end has come. Just chop their money move.
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Otedola And Dogara At Tosin Saraki's Wedding Reception by uloewa: 9:05pm On Dec 09, 2017
BabaO2:
Jegede=Japaul? He will never know peace. Biggest thief/fraudster of all times
My broda for this our naija na dem japaul dem dem dey know peace pass anybody. Leave matter for mattias abeg
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Otedola And Dogara At Tosin Saraki's Wedding Reception by uloewa: 7:57pm On Dec 09, 2017
dangote ,otedola, dasuki, jegede ,dogara. The men in charge . One day one day we shall get there
IslamRe: She Called Her; "Selfish First Wife!!!" by uloewa: 10:59am On Dec 08, 2017
The hardship Many muslim women feel in polygamy is the same hardship other women feel in other abusive marriage. Women need to stregthen themselves to face hurdles of life. Do not go through life planning to lean on anybody. Why many of these women are breaking down is because they are unrealistic in their expectations. If they had married muslim men with realistic expectations, they will not be affected by the other marriages.sadness in polygamy is not the exclusive preserve of first wivea.There are many second and third and fourth wives that go through depression in polygamy - all because their expectations were unrealistic. Another fact you got wrong is that men marry more wives to help the single lonely women- that unfortunately is a very wrong assumption- most men marry to satisfy their lustful desires and not out of altruism. Most polygamous marriages today are preceded by adulterous relationships. Polygamy no matter how colourful you try to paint it is a dysfuntional family structure- reason why the prophet saw stopped his son-in-law from marrying another wife while his daughter was alive.
IslamRe: She Called Her; "Selfish First Wife!!!" by uloewa: 10:53am On Dec 08, 2017
The hardship Many women feel in polygamy is the same nhardship they feel in other abusive marriage. Women need to stregthen themselves to face hurdles of life. Do not go through life planning to lean on anybody. Why many of these women are breaking down is because they are unrealistic in their expectations. If they had married muslim men with realistic expectations, they will not be o affected by the other marriages. There are many second and third and fourth wives that go through depression in polygamy - all because their expectations were unrealistic. Another fact you got wrong is that men marry more wives to help the single lonely women- that unfortunately is a very wrong assumption- most men marry to satisfy their lustful desires and not out of altruism. Polygamy no matter how colourful you try to paint it is a dysfuntional family structure- reason why the prophet saw stopped his son-in-law from marrying another wife while his daughter was alive.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Unveils His House In Okene, His Hometown (Photos) by uloewa: 9:24am On Dec 07, 2017
showghan:
Magu, please take note
Which Magu? Magu that is in bello's pocket? Efcc and icpc are on the boy's payroll. They are just fabricating charges against opposition for him
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Unveils His House In Okene, His Hometown (Photos) by uloewa: 6:54am On Dec 07, 2017
jaxxy:
Yes cos he may or may not be guilty. Cud be his personal savings or cud be public/state funds so that shud be clarified 1st b4 any step further step. Until public officers and elected leaders are held accountable this country is heading for doom. U can not eat ut Cake and have it! U can not have meaningful development and corruption at thesame time.
What personal savings. The only thing boy has donr before he became governor was civil service job and owned a supermarket in kubwa. A tiny supermarket fo4 that matter
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Unveils His House In Okene, His Hometown (Photos) by uloewa: 9:40pm On Dec 06, 2017
This bello pays efcc and icpc so much money to harass the past govt. Whatever you say about wada, the man retired to a house he built over 30 years ago and did not believe in amassing wealth. This bello has opened our eyes to the corruption that is possible in kogi.
PoliticsRe: Southsouth Governors Insist On Secondus For PDP Chair by uloewa: 10:50am On Dec 05, 2017
Secondus PDP chairman na d same as bye bye to PDP
PoliticsRe: ‘Adeosun Suspended Gwarzo For Not Stopping Oando Forensic Audit’ - DailyTrust by uloewa: 2:13pm On Dec 04, 2017
shallysgirl:
Stop arguing. Amosun is Adeosun's oga.
Correct! That is why she is releasing funds to governors anyhow. Her oga is a governor. Paris club was approved during gej time but ngozi refused to release it to them because she feared they will embezzle all. Kemi came and all we have been hearing since is paris club refund and bailout
Christianity EtcRe: God Himself Convinced Me Tithing Was Right - Pastor Adeboye by uloewa: 10:55am On Dec 03, 2017
afilaka:
I dont know why some people are so pained on this tithe issue. Is any one forcing you to pay tithe, we that are paying it, are we complaining? So whats the fuss all about. IF YOU ARE AGAINST TITHING FOR NO SENSIBLE OR JUSTIFIED REASON, YOU ARE OF THE DEVIL.
The people that are pained are the GO AND PASTORS
PoliticsRe: Adejoh Akowe Escapes Assassination Attempt By Gunmen In Kogi State. Photos by uloewa: 2:58pm On Dec 01, 2017
Yeye bello is a disaster that has happened to kogi. Hate wada in any way but yoy could live in peace criticize in peace and nobody will attack you.kogi is bow assasination haven
BusinessRe: Political Interference In CBN Operations Led To Recession – Moghalu by uloewa: 6:16am On Dec 01, 2017
sarrki:
Gej interfered Alot

It was during Gej tenure that you can sign on a paper to collect billions from cbn
Go and learn how to spell SHAME
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Thought I Kidnapped Chibok Girls - Shettima by uloewa: 6:12am On Dec 01, 2017
Shameless people. Saraki should investigate baru if he is as courageous as he claims. He should go and tell buhari of his intention to contest. Jonathan's fault was that he was too weak and could not see through the slimyness of the adokes. One thing is for sure if buhari returns saraki will never smell senate seat again
PoliticsRe: Pmb’s Directive: C’river Gov Pays December Salary In November by uloewa: 3:32am On Dec 01, 2017
Instead of following suit yahaya bello of kogi is wasting
Money bribing efcc and icpc to harass his predecessors.
That boy receives about 8billion monthly yet he has refused to pay salaries. God pity kogites and remove yahaya pharaoh
PoliticsRe: I Advised Agf Malami To Meet With Maina Abroad – Sss Dg Lawal Daura by uloewa: 3:25am On Dec 01, 2017
HYPOCRACY continues. GOVT OF THE HYPOCRITES BY THE HYPOCRITES FOR THE HYPOCRITES. BUHARI IS A SCAM.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Probes Suspended Mounir Gwarzo, SEC DG by uloewa: 3:18am On Dec 01, 2017
doctokwus:
Have you read the real reasons Gwarzo was suspended as revealed by PremiumTimes?
Are u aware these corruption allegations against him are almost several yrs old and became more pronounced about a yr ago? Suddenly he is now being suspended for allegations that became public issue for about a yr.
The one reason he is now being probed is not for any corruption fight but just because he dared ordered a forensic audit of Oando,according to investigation by PT,a topmost online medium.


Mr man,please keep your lane.
I don't suffer Buhari arse lickers lightly.
OF COURSE THAT IS BUHARI'S WAY. HYPOCRACY- GOVT OF THE HYPOCRITES BY THE HYPOCRITES FOR THE HYPOCRITES. NOW HE IS FIGHTING ATIKU HE SUDDENLY REMEMBERS GWARZO WHO IS ACTUALKY FIGHTING A JUST WAR FOR SHAREHOLDERS. WHAT A SHAME
PoliticsRe: EFCC Probes Suspended Mounir Gwarzo, SEC DG by uloewa: 10:33am On Nov 30, 2017
Fallout of the Oando fight. The man was fighting for atikui and volpi. This suspension is just a case of using the skeletons( that every public official has in their cupboard) when they want to deal with you.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Payment Of Outstanding Paris Club Refund by uloewa: 9:47pm On Nov 27, 2017
sarrki:
What are the state governors doing with all this money ?

Must Buhari be blamed for everything ?
They are piling money for reelection in 2019 and buhari knows. He is just playing to the gallery and using salaries as a smokescreen. If truly he wants to pay salaries-all he has to do is make sure governors submit bvn of staffs and amount due then ensure banks with faac account commit to transfer the money to stagg account immediately refund hits the account. Will he do that? No! He will rather deceive gullible nigerians.
CrimeRe: Maryam Sanda Weeps, Arraigned In Court For Killing Her Husband, Bilyaminu Bello by uloewa: 5:59pm On Nov 24, 2017
Codeine codeine codeine. When they say they should stop taking drugs. They will not heat now see!
CrimeRe: Murder Charges Against Maryam Sanda Filed By Police For Killing Bilyamin Bello by uloewa: 3:25pm On Nov 23, 2017
Time of murder, i hear was between 1 and 2am. By 3.50 am her mother had come to the house to clean it and break the shisha pot. Her mother should also be charged as an accomplice to the crime
PoliticsRe: Buhari Inaugurates A Committee To Audit Recovered Funds (Photos) by uloewa: 4:29pm On Nov 22, 2017
Propaganda. Release the list you were given instead He has released another scam. How difficult can it be to just release the list?
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Maryam Sanda For The Murder Of Husband, Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by uloewa: 3:46pm On Nov 21, 2017
Now he can go and explain to his God why he drove his first wife away because of this drug addict. Na wetin e go find kill am.
PoliticsRe: How EFCC Shared 53 Property Seized From John Yusuf, Teidi, Others - The Nation by uloewa: 4:17pm On Nov 17, 2017
REAL REASON THEY HAVE REFUSED TO RELEASE THE LIST OF RECOVERED LOOT IS SIMPLE. THEY ARE RELOOTING THE LOOT. IKOYI WHISTLEBLOWER LAWYER TOLD THE WORLD THAT 17BILLION AND NOT 13 BILLION WAS RECOVERED AT THE FLAT. CHANGE INDEED
PoliticsRe: Kogi’s IGR Hits N1bn Monthly by uloewa: 11:31am On Nov 16, 2017
BOLD FACE LIES. THE STATE WAS GENERATING 600 MILLION MONTHLY DURING WADA'S TIME. HOW CAN BELLO NOW COME AND SAY IT IS 300 MILLION. HOW DOES HE EXPECT US TO BELIEVE HIS 1 BILLION FIGURE. IF NA TRUE, I DARE HIM TO RELEASE A BREAKDOWN. MOST OF IT WILL BE DEVELOPMENT LEVY FROM THE OVER INFLATED BOGUS CONTRACTS HE IS AWARDING. KOGI HAS BEEN DESTROYED.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's Constituency Office Marked For Demolition By Yahaya Bello by uloewa: 9:20am On Nov 15, 2017
Yeye bello aka Yaya Pharaoh - demolish a structure like this because of your childish fight with dino? Kogi is in more than trouble. God pls help us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: EFCC To Recruit 2,250; 750 Employees Per Year As Buhari Approves Recruitment by uloewa: 8:32am On Nov 13, 2017
The scam continues

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