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EducationRe: Cancellation Of 2nd Choice Option In JAMB UTME 2014 by Ulokomatt: 8:21am On Jan 01, 2014
wat i tink is..... Aluta continuaaaa
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day: Nigeria Police Vs Evil Spirit by Ulokomatt: 4:15pm On Dec 18, 2013
Sti typin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment At Federal Medical Center, Gombe (116 Positions) by Ulokomatt: 11:09am On Dec 08, 2013
lonelydora: Is Gombe a Boko haram state?
hahahahaha! B4 unko??...yex na boko don kill d doc wr d dr na mak dm d fynd new 1 na...xo go apply n die 4 somtin r live 4ntn
RomanceRe: Can You Fall For Someone You've Never Met? by Ulokomatt: 7:22pm On Dec 06, 2013
Though d righteous fall 7times he sha rise again. Xo if i fal 4any 1 i wil definately rise n muv on as if ntn hapn. NAKWODE!!
Foreign AffairsRe: The Richest World Leaders by Ulokomatt: 7:18pm On Dec 05, 2013
Oh! My God i fil lyk cryin naw, i cnt blv mi dad cnt mak it into d lis fa!!
EducationRe: FG Shows Evidence N200bn For ASUU by Ulokomatt: 3:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
This is al bulshit mehn..... Hw doz dz relate 2 calling off d strike??
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Give Flowers To Us: Why? by Ulokomatt: 11:49am On Dec 05, 2013
No geniue bible blvin christian wil do dat, bcuz its nt spiritul!! Givin flowaz is mur lyk tinx of d wrld. U rada gv spiritua books r sermon dsk!!
RomanceRe: I Am About To Tell My Fiancee My Secrets Please Advice by Ulokomatt: 10:00am On Dec 05, 2013
Chanchit: You go just fall urself hand if u tell her now, jst chill till she has no choice, like after marrying her.
Those gals like anything but the truth..

I knw a guy(carpenter) that married one fine gurl he met in a club, he flashed some cash, he told her he's a contractor. When they got to his face me I face you house, he told her that he's doing a job in lagos n needs an apartment for the main time before returning to abuja, he impregnated d gurl, they got married. The lady later found out from one imam that always mention Kareem agbegilere (kareem carpenter)during morning prayers from d mosque in front of their house the guy always denies, a neighbor later confirmed the story. The lady left in anger, but returned d following week cos she's heavily pregnant. They still leave together, whats my biz' if they are happy or not.

And to all this brainless ladies quoting me, if u have common sense, you won't fall for cheap lies. I'm out of here jor.
hahahaha....walahi.
EventsRe: Twins Wed Twins Aren't They Just Cute by Ulokomatt: 6:25pm On Dec 04, 2013
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HealthRe: How Often Should You Change Your Tooth Brush? by Ulokomatt: 4:57pm On Dec 03, 2013
Evry3yrz ;DEvry3yrz
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Have To "DEMAND" For Sex?!!! by Ulokomatt: 4:53pm On Dec 03, 2013
fhranchez: where in God's name did u hear dat...i tink u are one of those gals dat dont lyk having sex nd keep finding excuses lyk when are u going to see my parents e.t.c ....nd @ d end of everytin when u are glued to dem(married)dey start telling u sily stories lyk "we'll only do dis 2 av children".."i rili didnt lyk sex"..e.t.c last tym i checked d bible rili say anytin bad abt sex so na u knw d hell u dey talk abt
. U r wrung man, go read d bible again
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Have To "DEMAND" For Sex?!!! by Ulokomatt: 4:49pm On Dec 03, 2013
Dnt4gt dat ur body is d templ of d holy spirt n u must STRIVE 2 kp it holy nomata d degre of KONJI wr hold u....xo no sex til u say yex i do....
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was Your Childhood Career Ambition/dream & What Are U Doing Now.. by Ulokomatt: 4:45pm On Dec 03, 2013
I wan2 be a doctor, a lawyer, a petrol chemical engineer, a politician, a pastor and a niga...if u tink its imposibl jst blv d powa of 9ja....YES WE CAN...XO I CAN...
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was Your Childhood Career Ambition/dream & What Are U Doing Now.. by Ulokomatt: 4:38pm On Dec 03, 2013
Hahahaha lolz
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by Ulokomatt: 9:32am On Nov 27, 2013
[color=#006600][/color]E d shame me 2 say am..... :DE d shame me 2 say am.....
CultureRe: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by Ulokomatt: 8:11pm On Nov 26, 2013
IGA_UKPAYA

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