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RomanceRe: "I Want Goodluck Jonathan" - Symba, US Model Who Went Unclad At D'banj's Tour by ULSHERLAN(m): 9:22pm On Oct 26, 2017
optional1:
let her carry go...



If she thinks GEJ will fall for her..
Then she is right.

He is probably looking for her contact right now.

grin
PoliticsRe: APC Postpones Convention Till 2018 by ULSHERLAN(m): 2:19pm On Oct 26, 2017
It just shows all isn't well in APC at the moment
RomanceRe: The Reason You Should Remain A Virgin Until Marriage. by ULSHERLAN(m): 3:59pm On Oct 24, 2017
MhizzAJ:
TRUE

But men really don't appreciate virgins these days na
TRUE

And we dont appreciate a lady sleeping around
RomanceRe: Any HIV Positive Lady On Here For A Serious Relationship? by ULSHERLAN(m): 2:57pm On Oct 24, 2017
Coffin4Sale:
They would come online boasting how they drilled slay queens and how they are going to get more Pussies_ to their score cards.


They get HIV and come back cap in hand online through another moniker seeking for Mercy and advice form those who they intimidated with their pussy_drillling enjoyment.

OP I don't have a tiny dust of pity for you so get out of here and go carry your cross. You are even telling us about condoms and girl friends so to flunt more of your silly enjoyment to our faces.


As for others still trying so hard to get HIV pls keep it up. And as for those with HIV pls don't take your Drugs serious because they are just jokes meant to sap your pockets dry, then association of.......................may soon sell market.


AdviCe:- Any time you see Pussy_of diffrent kind of girls on display, Both Ugly and beautiful, Pls note Pussies_ are homes to over 100 Trillions of STDs, & HIV


Also Note Even the owners of Pussies_ are not even aware they host and walk about with death traps.

Whenever you see Stray or Domesticated Pussy_, RUN 4 your life.

Always take Pussy_ to a trusted Hospital for a checkup befor you insert your precious live Dick into it.

If you cant do so, then stay away from PUSSY_


all I see is sweet death Trap.


Bewarned!




From:

Gidan Muritala,
Alhaji Burrantashi,
hanyya Dury babanka
giginka. Ipunnegi.
Suit 22xyz Califonia.
01;11;2017



To:

The National Distributor,
HIV & AIDs,
247 Fucker_ paradise Road
SOWATO Branch.



Boy,

I am very happy fucking_myself as it gives me peace of mind and helps me retain clean blood flowing inside my body and maintain large bank account that your 20000 generations income put together can never get. So learn to Bleep yourdelf too and have peace of mind. HIV is not the end for you. Change your lifestyle

Mr. Hear the truth.





HIV Distributor like............is always pained when ever truth is written because of lost chance to lead a normal life. Now you gotto work your ass_harder to earn more to buy more healthy foods and drugs to stay alife. Right? Thats where the money goes... D'You dig?

When ever HIV is mentioned you automatically become sad and depressed and feel like infecting the whole world. Nobody cares! Deal with it yourself.

I can see you really need help. Try get closer to God, this is not the time to start comming online to rant. People already have to many pressing issues to to deal with in their lives.

Way and how you got HIV is not our biz. Deal with it!




Dear National Carriers,
Kindly take your_contiguousHIV to self quarantine.
Thank you.


Aids Is Real. Zip.

Kindly note anyone attacking me is a certified carrier.
And you think HIV can only be contacted through sex?
HealthRe: Panic As Rotary Members Try To Give Vaccine At Uselu Market Benin. by ULSHERLAN(m): 12:55pm On Oct 24, 2017
I don't think it's by force. Moreover, it's a right initiative but at a wrong time. Timing matters alot, they aren't smart
RomanceRe: Pay Me 100k Usd And I’d Allow You Fu*k My” — Another Us Based Video-vixen In Lag by ULSHERLAN(m): 6:49am On Oct 22, 2017
Im sure some men will pay.
RomanceRe: Meet The Three Cutest Guys On Nairaland (rate Our Pics) by ULSHERLAN(m): 12:26pm On Oct 21, 2017
zulex880:
Just negodu the children I share NL with angry
These are the ones that'd quote you and start threatening you and talking shits with you, smh huh
Lmao. True tho
CrimeRe: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Sues US Justice Department (photos) by ULSHERLAN(m): 11:53am On Oct 21, 2017
If you had died in 2009, would you be thinking about freedom of speech or right to practice religion. Thank your stars that you are still alive
PoliticsRe: Intels’ Volpi Apologises To NPA, Says Company Will Comply With TSA Policy by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:43am On Oct 20, 2017
And some people politicized this
CrimeRe: Beautiful Big Girl Caught Stealing Biscuits;Is It Proper To Remove her Clothes by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2017
whether boy or girl, this idea is wrong and unacceptable. Pervs!!
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Youths Support Operation Crocodile Smile by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:07pm On Oct 19, 2017
Why not support it if you have nothing to hide
CelebritiesRe: Is It Just Me Or Is Olamide Getting Really Fat? (photo) by ULSHERLAN(m): 3:44pm On Oct 17, 2017
That's his business
TravelRe: Secondary School Girl In Anambra Crushed By A Bus On Her Way To School (Graphic) by ULSHERLAN(m): 11:46am On Oct 17, 2017
NwaChibuzor12:
This is why education should be banned in Nigeria. It has caused more harm than good. Go to school, you risk death , go for nysc, you risk death while traveling. Ordinary to write exam sef na die. One lecturer go dey threaten you say u no go pass him course for no reason or because you toast him girfriend. At the end of the day u graduate with 2.2 , third class or pass then you stay at home for years because of no job. Nobody will employ you. What nonsense

SAY NO TO EDUCATION, YOU WILL DIE. Go out there and hustle . Nigeria places too much emphasis on education thats why this country still remains stagnant. We believe education is the only route to success which is a big lie.

I'll be contesting for councillorship soon in anambra. Our mission is to ban education in that community, then we shift to lagos state before we conquer Nigeria. Education is a big scam.

Thats why we the igbos are very smart. We know our left from our right. I've said this before and I'll say it again. An average igbo man who didn't finish primary school is more likely to be successful than our supposed and acclaimed educated brothers from the south-west.

GO OUT THERE AND HUSTLE!
You would have made sense but which economy performs better by saying no to education. Long epistle no mean sense go dey am truly
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Absent As Co-Defendants Arrive Court by ULSHERLAN(m): 11:42am On Oct 17, 2017
omowolewa:
Souka Lafia, he who fights and run away would live to fight another day but he who in battle was slain would not fight another day.
But on this same forum, y'all tag yorubas as cowards. This is an act of cowardice. He could have been the Nelson Mandela of the east if he had showed up and called the bluff of the Nigerian govt
EducationRe: A Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In UMYU, Katsina (Photos) by ULSHERLAN(m):
And some animal activist will say 'dont kill snakes' smh for them.

RIPP dearie
ComputersRe: Please Help! My Laptop's Browser Just Jumpstarts And Keeps Opening Several Pages by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:31pm On Oct 15, 2017
Virus alert
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Hires Security Guards To Protect His Community Against Other Robber by ULSHERLAN(m): 9:00am On Oct 15, 2017
Wonders shall never end
RomanceRe: Your Bf/gf Is Cheating On You With Your Best Friend. What Will You Do? by ULSHERLAN(m): 4:56pm On Oct 14, 2017
Leave her for my bestfriend. Life is too short to pull an Edo drama on my best friend
RomanceRe: MY Experience With A Female Nairalander/romancelander... by ULSHERLAN(m): 4:47pm On Oct 14, 2017
Lordygram:
So today, i was at uduaghan pack at Effurun warri, i was about to embark on a mini-trip to ughelli.. So after i bought my ticket, i sat down, observed my enviroment a little and saw that a light skin lady, with a rough face filled with pimples and averagely beautiful, was sitteth close to me... So i just decided to mind my business.. After few seconds i overheard her say "Lalasticlala and snake ehn" I was like is that not lalasticlala of nairaland... So i asked her out of curiosity, are you a nairalander? "She said No, that she is only a guest.. "In my mind i knew exactly that she was lying.. her body responce sold her out already.. "So i told her that i am saintsamurai, formerly softorgasm and softapple...But she still denied that she is only a guest.. "Please if you are the lady, maybe its because of the pimples or averagely facial beauty that made you to deny, or you are fond of calling guys ugly and broke in nairaland.. "Just know that i hold no grudge against you, just be yourself, you cam pm me..
Lol
CrimeRe: No Body Dares Biafra And Go Free, Stupid Davido Arrested Over Murder Case by ULSHERLAN(m):
OGO32:
Tagbo's death: Lagos police arrests Davido.

Tagbo's body was found in a Toyota
Camry in front of the Lagos Island General
Hospital.
The Lagos State Police Command has
arrested hip-hop artist, David Adekeke
popularly known as Davido over the death
of Tagbo Umeike, his friend.
The incident has generated a lot of.......................click the link to continue reading
http://www.giftnaija.com/2017/10/tagbos-death-lagos-police-arrests-davido.html?m=1
Are you people robots or how do sane people just create these kinda threads. Pathetic!!
PetsRe: Angry Villagers Beat Dogs To Death After Going On Rampage. Photos by ULSHERLAN(m): 12:49pm On Oct 12, 2017
Waste man. They will appreciate their deadbodies in Akwa Ibom
Car TalkRe: 23 Years Old Lady Buys Herself A Brand New Mercedes, Fans React by ULSHERLAN(m): 11:33am On Oct 12, 2017
At 23 years old in Nigeria, you are in the village NYSC posted you to looking for a place to charge your phone.
CelebritiesRe: Joke Jigan Breaks Up With Husband, Olawale Osato Jegunmah? Deletes All His Pics by ULSHERLAN(m): 11:13am On Oct 12, 2017
No be this girl say she and her bf dey Bleep like rabbit some weeks back? Aye ti get won. Dem don finally get them. Atimes, it's good to keep your relationship private
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Big monitor Lizard A Friend Killed At His I. T Place by ULSHERLAN(m): 5:44pm On Oct 11, 2017
Nawa o

This is an agama lizard to you and your friend
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy To Grow By 0.8% In 2017 -IMF by ULSHERLAN(m): 8:43am On Oct 11, 2017
Slow progress better than no progress
AgricultureRe: Rare Snake That Was Killed On My Street by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:53am On Oct 11, 2017
Sleekydee:
we need to read more as a nation. knowledge is power
Still, you need to understand somethings happen based on reflex actions. Truth is that, if i get to see a snake now, whether venomous or not. I'm sure the obvious thing that will come to my mind is same thing with some people out there who won't run from it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is It Acceptable To Apply For Jobs With Your Official Email? by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:40am On Oct 11, 2017
How much does it now cost to create your personal email?
AgricultureRe: Rare Snake That Was Killed On My Street by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:37am On Oct 11, 2017
Sleekydee:
that's an orange ribbon snake, and its not venomous. u cud av kept it as a pet.
How will they know it's not venomous?

Is like you don't know the fear majority have for snakes?
RomanceRe: Lady Who Trolled On Short Men But Married One, Replies Her Friend by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:35am On Oct 11, 2017
In all this mess, the only person i pity is the poor short guy that married one of these girls. Imagine all this kinda drama not even up to a month into your marriage. Terrible!
CelebritiesRe: Chime And DJ Olu Were Probably Poisoned Because Of A Deal - Chime’s Sister by ULSHERLAN(m):
NwaChibuzor4:
Davido probably wanted to use them for ritual which is typical of yoruba people. He succeeded in using his yoruba brother dj olu but nothing can ever happen to a Biafran blood Chime
Must you be this foolish and insensitive everytime? Wtf is biafra here now. Stop displaying your foolishness on important issues biko
PetsRe: Bouncer Big Sunny And His Baby Goat Pictured At The Gym (Photos) by ULSHERLAN(m): 8:13pm On Oct 10, 2017
MhizzAJ:
See those muscles...

Of all animals...he decided to pick a babygoat
You wish he picked a Lion cos he has muscles?

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