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maryam has tricked me! Now am in a big poo! I remembered that she said I should say something sweet Immediately I got to her, so that is really part of maryam's plan to make things worse for me.
Maryam actually pointed to another girl. I was thinking maybe its a mistake but no, its not because the girl stood alone. And maybe Maryam is the girl I have been chatting with thinking it was her friend. I actually called her some sweet names immediately i got to her. I don't know how maryam hatched her plan but she really tried with TRICK.

"why did you call my name like that rihanaht" Mr. Adewale asked her immediately he got to her. I think Mr. Adewale didn't hear the latter part except his name.
She looked straight into my eyes, boring some holes there, I immediately gave her the "have mercy on me O girl" look. Perhaps she got my message.
"its freaking hot and am tired of staying under the tree sir" she said with a disgust look on her face.
"I've called the driver and he said he is coming so pleas wait a bit" he said " and you can come stay with me for the main time" he added
"okay" she replied him
"I pardoned you this time and I will make sure you see hell big time" she whispered as she left with Mr. Adewale
Pheeeew, that was close I said to myself. I was happy that I even forgot to worry about the student that gathered around us before Mr. Adewale came.
Why would maryam do this to me, did maryam involve farid in her plan, why did the girl cover me up? This are the question I asked myself. Rihanaht as Mr. Adewale called her must be a rich girl and I now understand why she called me a golddigger.

As I was walking out of the compound, I could hear some gossips and some giggling at me as I passed by but who gives a Bleep.

"guy why did you do that kind of immature thing" a tall, dark and muscular guys asked me. The guy must have been gaming, he is cladded in a white gucci T-shirt and moschinos trousers and air max shoes.
"you won't really understand what happened" i replied him bluntly
"tell me I'll understand" he insisted. "I can also help you" he added.
I have no choice than to explain everything that happened to me.
"that maryam is a bitch, I'll help you restore your dignity and make them understand what really happened" he said. I thanked him and he also explain something to me so i won't fall for something like that the next time.
"maryam might want you for herself, that's the reason behind it" the guy said.
"want me by distracting me!" I exclaimed.
"she actually did that so you won't have the chance to talk with other girls, you know after you have been disgraced nobody would talk to you and if you ask a girl out she will remind you of the scenario that took place, then maryam will apologise and will give some girl excuses and then you become friends and from friends you'll become uhmn.....you will fall for her, trust me I know what she is up to am not new in this game and your friend didn't have anything with it he also didn't know her plans" he analysed. This guy is actually right, maryam is really desperate.
"but why can she just ask me out instead of doing that" I asked the guy

"girls don't usually do that she might have the fear that you would turn her down and mock her, she might have gave you some green lights but you might not notice" the guys replied.
I actually remembered something about the green light, maryam actually gave me one but i thought she was just being silly. That's a story for another day though.
"you are right bro, and thanks for the advice and what's your name" i asked him.
" my name is Joseph and what are guys for if we can't help one another" he said as we shook hands and depart.
That girl needs to be taught a lesson, a real lesson and not jamb lesson I thought as I called the bikeman.


Tbc

"you are really dumb, so trick or treat? Choose one" she asked.

"go to hell" I fired back. She replied with a grin and went offline. I really don't interstate what she meant by trick or treat.
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"have you seen the girl yourself" I asked farid

" no but maryam told me she is the very shy and that she didn't want us to know her till you agree to date her" he replied. Maryam is really desperate about me dating her friend that she went ahead to tell farid and I really have to give in since farid is involved in the issue.
"okay I agree to date her but I will dump her if she mess up" I told him.
"No problem bro" he ended the call.
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"i guess you are too beautiful that's why you didn't use picture as your profile picture, you are too shy o" I was busy chatting with maryam's friend on my Facebook. She didn't use her picture as her profile picture nor upload any picture of hers, she only do upload some pictures about relationships. The girl must be really shy.
"you always make me blush" se replied.
"so how are we meeting tomorrow?" I asked her.
"my friend will give you the details but don't bring your friend oooo"
"and also please say something romantic to me immediately you get to me because I can't start a conversation but I'll get along if you say something sweet" she added
"okay dear" I replied her
"bye sweetie, i wanna sleep" she replied with a sleepy and a bowed kiss emoji.
I also locked my phone, readjust my position on my bed and slowly i drifted up to dreamland.
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"are you insane, crazy or something" the light skinned girl asked me.
Although I couldn't describe her much because she is the type that her hijab do kisses the ground so the only part I could see in her body is her beautiful face. She is so beautiful, her eyes is wonderful with a brown iris and white eyeball, her lips is like "come and kiss me" those pink lips or hers are inviting, she is not so short but she isn't tall. I actually thought it was because she is an hijab sister that's why she has been shy and didn't want to show her self till i agreed to date her because she, that was my thought when maryam pointed to her. I smiled inwardly and smack my lips because I felt on top of the world for a girl like her to ask me out not knowing that meeting her would be a nightmare.

"but why this, you are the one that said you wanna date me now" I protested. If it were to be a normal girl that said that to me I would have replied her rudely. I was actually confused about her statement because I was hoping she would just open her arms and hug me or maybe kiss but she is doing the inverse.
"date who?" she asked shouting and drawing attention of others at the tutorial. I was feeling embarrassed but I have to defend myself.
"but you actually told your friend that you have interest in me and we both agreed to meet today, she was the one that told me you are here and she is even here" I said trying to point to maryam who was few metres away from us but to my surprise i couldn't see her again. I was dumbstruck and immediately my mind told me about the trick or treat stuff, seems like I am tricked.
"so she has become a needle right? Please do yourself a favour go for a medical check up" she shouted on top of her voice. Students have now gathered around us and they seems to have known what's going on,. I just feel like disappearing immediately.
"what's wrong with your brain you this gold digger, Mr. Adewale!!! This boy is harassing me" she shouted and I could see Mr. Adewale coming with a frown on his face. Now I am in for it



Tbc


I might not actually say my name but i expect you guys should figure it out!!

So short so bad.....i the story nice, did you really get this episode?

Episode 3 continuation

Trick or treat

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It was mark himself that boasted in the class and explained how he go about it to everyone in the class.

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After observing my prayers on Sunday, I retired for my room to have a rest since the tutorial is from Monday to Saturday. I think those organisers of the lesson doesn't have respect or are not a fan of the word TGIF, that's why they extend it till Saturday.

I propped my head against the pillow, I unplug my phone from the charger and log into my Facebook account. I saw a new friend request and I checked the name was "kolawole Maryam", I checked the profile picture and it was a familiar face from my tutorial. I quickly accept the friend request and almost immediately she typed "Hi" it was like she is waiting for me or so.

"hi" she typed

"hello" I replied her

" i hope you could recognize me" she asked

"No" I lied, I really want her to introduce herself.

" I am Maryam from your tutorial" she said.

"okay maryam, so what's up?" I asked

"you might be thinking of how I got your username right?" she asked me and that's the truth.
"I saw your name on your note so I guess that's your Facebook username and I now see the reason that makes you and your friend so close". She answered her question before I even typed.

"okay"I replied

"I added you because of your girlfriend" she typed to me and I was confused. Is the girl running mad ni or na madness dey run am I asked myself.
"am just joking ni oo but my friend said she is interested in you so technically she is your girlfriend" she added with a love emoji.
I can now see that this girl need a medical check up.
"look girl, I am not the useless type ready to engage in any life wrecking relationship" I replied her.

"seem you are the hard type, how will a girl ask you out and you will just turn her down, she is ready to give you anything you want" she replied

"I will block you bitch from my account, stop disturbing my life"
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more coming

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Episode 3

classmate characters

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for every one in an institution, there will be a variation, different people with different destination. Some people are source of frustration while some are worthy of emulation. Some have high reputation and some are insignificant in the population.
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After attending the tutorial for a week, I actually noticed some students although we are large in number for instance science class has a number of 76 students while arts and commercial seems to have larger numbers. But some people are kinda peculiar so they can easily be noticed. I actually gave them an alias to their name so as for you to know their characters like fake Fatimah, perfect peter, malicious maryam, nerdy Naim, mayhem mark, ravishing rihanat, jobless Joe, witty Wole and there is this guy that they nicknamed "pepperdem" well he actually peppered dem and not me sha, because I could term him has "swaggacious" if there is something like that in the dictionary. He his obsessed with fashion, although his name his Abraham.

The events that took place during my first week is not much. Only that we have our lectures and the students buzzing like bees when there is no teacher. There are so may perverts at the tutorial one of a such is mark, you noticed that I gave him the alias MAYHEM, yes, he is a mayhem like a hell of trouble. He could frustrate life of some one, He does not only frustrate the student but also the teacher like Mr. Garba the biology teacher once ask him
" mark can you tell us about liver" the man asked peering through his glasses. Mr. Garba his a tall and dark skinned man at his mid fifties, he a bit strict and his ascent is damn funny.
"but sir how can I be defining Lever in biology class" mark asked, although he knows the answer but he was just on his routine of trouble making.
" I said Liver, Idiot" Mr. Garba or let me say mallam Garba replied him angrily. He pronounced the liver well this time, because he actually pronounced the liver like lever.

" oh you mean liver? Yes liver is actually found in pools" mark said with a smirk
" what!!! Pools!!!!, what did you mean by that?" Mr. Garba asked him.
"well why do we have Liverpool if liver aren't find in pools?" he asked the infuriated teacher and this time the whole class burst into a hell of laughter.
"get out you bloody fool" Mr. Garba thundered.
Well that's not all about mark, he also blackmailed Rhoda, Rhoda is an arrogant rich girl. She is selfish and she is rude, as in extremely rude, but mark the mayhem taught her a lesson, a lesson that doesnt have to do with her jambs!
"babe can I kiss you" mark asked Rhode in a seductive way.
"well I'll rather kiss a poo than to kiss you" Rhoda replied him rudely.
"oya now" mark insisted.
" I will slap you and your brain will reset" Rhoda shouted at the top of her voice.
"well did you want it the easy way or the hard way? He asked Rhoda.
"suit yourself! Dimwit" Rhoda replied.
"okay babe" mark said and gave a wicked grin. Rhoda got suspended the next day. How mark did it still amazes me. You can get suspended for a week if you were caught with your phone during lessons and Mr. Adewale, the man, I met at the gate the first day is the one is the one responsible for putting things in order. You can also be suspended for having a relationship and its a two weeks suspension and the worse of it is that your parents will be notified.

Mark quickly searched Rhoda's bag and brought out her phone when Rhoda has gone out to get her self some snacks, mark put the volume of the tecno camon cx to the loudest volume, he quickly used her phone to flash his number and then return the phone to where it was.
Ten minutes later the Mr. Garba was busy teaching us Ecology and that was when Mr. Adewale was surveying round the class when suddenly

"If you no get money. Hide your face. You can call me Small Doctor. Ómó Iya teacher. Oti gba penalty wó throwing. Gbe n gbe gbe, gbe n gbe gbe X2. Gbe gbe ri gbe ri gbe de gbe re gbe....omo.." the sound was quickly put off but that was not before mr. Adewale heard the sound and mr. Adewale was about fishing out the when it rings again.

"If you no get money. Hide your face. You can call me Small Doctor. Ómó Iya teacher. Oti gba penalty wó throwing" Rhoda quickly stoped the annoying small doctor song. And now the cat is out of the bag, she has been caught.
"you have the audacity be making calls in the class! Come here" Mr. Adewale thundered.

"Sir, I can explain" she replied with fear in her voice.

"No excuses, bring your ID card and go and be making calls with that your boyfriend till next week" he said trying to ignore her previous statement.

"please sir, plea......"
"shut up" Mr. Adewale said with a lot of anger in his voice. "and I'll inform your parents right away" he added.
"she has played penalty enter throwing" mark said audibly and the whole class burst into laughter.

Mark at work.

**modified**
Tbc

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Chapter 3

miracle or magic

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miracle or magic
let me ask a psychic,

is that incident
a coincident or accident
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I was in a depressed mood in my dad's Benz. Dad was driving me to the tutorial, I was just depressed thinking of how the lesson Would be without farid. I saw someone passed by our car on a bike and although i didn't notice the person but the cloth resembles that of farid's but since its not only him that type of cloth is made for I ignore the thought. I saw a sign board by the roadside on which inscribes " witty brain tutorial" well who gives his tutorial a odd name like that? I asked no one in a particular. Dad pull up and I alighted from the car. The tutorial is nicer than I have pictured, It is a two-storey building with a red roof. At the gate is a man at his forties and a lady at probably her thirties sitter comfortably on a chair. They exchanged pleasantries with dad and dad gave them the form and immediately the give me my ID CARD and few books. Dad took his leave not before I thanked him.
I was directed to my class by the lady, so I walked slowly to the class and behold I saw farid seated in the fourth row. The class could be used as an hall because it has a wide space and i could estimate that there are over 70 students in the class. I was really hiding something from you guys and that is the fact that I am a shy guy. I am not that shy but I am still shy a bit and that's why I really want to attend the same tutorial with farid. I walked slowly to farid chair and sat beside him. He was also surprised.
"and must you play a plank at me" farid queried. " well i didn't lie to you about what i said its just a coincidence. Dad didn't know that this is your lesson" i relied him.
"wow! What a great coincidence" farid said.
"so when is the lesson starting?"i asked him looking around me.
"stop that, you are just a newcomer" farid said ignoring my question.
"stop what" I asked him pretending O didn't get what he meant.
"you are looking around like a cctv camera boy" he said. I was about to talk when the biology teacher came in.

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"so how is the lesson today?" Dad asked me and I smiled sheepishly.
"it was fine dad and to my surprise farid was in the tutorial too". Dad shot me a scornful look and I just giggled.
"well no problem" he said.
Dad can't take his money back so he has no choice that to overlook it.

Tbc

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Damibiz:
Ultimate guy....u re good,one thing that kill NL writterz is inconsistency......please u hv to update well so dat u go keep ur readerz.

thanks bro. May mb and battery support my consistency

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Chapter 2

convniced or confused

I got home around 7pm, I prayed in the little mosque we built in our house the i head for the kitchen to dish out my food which is rice and plantain. Five minutes after I had finished my food. I heard dad's car horn, i quickly used to the gate to open it for him. We don't have a gateman in our house because dad doesn't trust them but i think dad us just being paranoid not until a scenario that happened in our area made me to succumb to his idea. so I and my young sister particularly have to be the one doing it.

An hour later dad has already eaten and he settled down in the parlour although that happens rarely because after eating dad would pray and sleep. Sitting comfortably on the brown leather couch with one arm on the couch and the other holding the remote he called me and almost immediately i answered. He asked me to sit down on the adjacent chair beside him and he said "since you have finished your exams you have never thought about you going to any extra moral class" I was happy at his statement because that would serve as an opportunity to inform him about farid's lesson.
"well young man I have decided to get you a private tutor" he said conclusively. This shattered my heart into a microscopic pieces and knowing my dad he isn't gullible at all.
"but dad I don't think the private tutor will work because how would a single person be teaching me four subjects?" I asked him rhetorically. " a teacher is skilled in one subject or the other so it absurd if a single teacher is now teaching me four subjects" i quickly added. Dad shook his head and said "are you trying to be lazy or what? All what you do is to sleep and eat! Do you think that is life!" my dad tone didn't change but that doesn't mean he isnt angry.
" am sorry sir, but what about me going to a tutorial?" I asked him.

"No no no no and a capital NO" dad said affirmatively. Another reason why my past is boring, my parents are paranoid, they seem to worry too much about their children. Dad declined because of fear of me being kidnapped on my way to the tutorial or anything bad sha.
"don't you no its dangerous going to a tutorial that you don't know those that organise it! And I Am sure its no where
near this place and you know that we have no security in Nigeria so you aren't going anywhere! Understood?" he said using his have to pull his ear.
"but farid also attend the same tutorial dad" i blurted out " and am not a kid anymore" i quickly added.
"well even if I'd allow you to go to a tutorial you won't be going ro the same tutorial with farid" dad said authoritatively and I know that's the final no point in arguments or it may later recline on his former decision of getting me a private tutor and that would be hello boring.
"thank you sir, but did you know any tutorial around and why didn't you want me to go to farid's tutorial?" I queried him but instead of dad answering me he just pretend not to hear.
"help me get the Dstv remote" he said. And now i know I've lost the case.

That night I typed to farid on whatsapp telling him about dad's decision. He too like me was downcasted but he assured me that we'll find a way to convince dad. I lock my phone and drifted of to dreamland.


"wake up lazy bones" I heard the voice of my little sister intruding my sleep.
"let me sleep now" I protested.
"like you won't go for the morning prayers abi?"
"okay am awake"

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I could hear dad's voice calling my name. He is at home since today is Saturday. I answered and immediately I got to him he handed me a form. As I glanced through it I found out that its is a Tutorial form, now am getting confused, I also see that he has paid the tutorial fees in the form, now I am toasted. There is no chance of going to Farid's tutorial but well miracle happens.
" one of my colleagues has a brother that runs a tutorial so he helped me get the form and I have already paid for it as you can see"he said like he was actually reading my mind "the tutorial is a great one and am sure you'll like it" he added. I am like wetin do this man sef! Why can't he just allow me to choose whatever I like, I was still thinking when dad words snapped me out of my thoughts.
"and are you supposed to be looking like a caged lion or thank me?" well I am a caged lion i thought. " thank you very much sir" I said trying as much as possible to hide my anger.
Now am really confused! And dad can't be convinced!
Did i tell you dad is full of surprises??







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****continuation***

my brother is just an amzing one and a special one too.

On a lazy tuesday around 4pm I decided to visit Farid. Let me quickly introduce farid to you. Farid is my friend since childhood we Live in the same Neighbourhood and we are kinda forming some brotherhood. That's to show how close we are. I unplug my infinix hot 4 from the charger, unlock it with my index finger and open my whatsapp. I decide to message farid before coming to his house house so as to be sure he was at home. I am very sure he would be online because he is a whatsapp addict, he is once a 2go addict when 2go was still a trending social network. I opened my account 4 months before him but he has reached the 2go star ultimate when i was still battling with leader but that was then. To my surprise he isn't online and that's unusual of him. I decide to visit him since his house is a slight shoot from my house ( a bit more than a stone throw). On getting to Farid house I met him at the gate Claded in Madrid jersey and a blue jean. Farid is tall and fair in complexion and as well handsome.
"guy where you dey come from" i asked.
" i dey come from my jamb tutorial" he replied.
"but why you no tell me now" i asked him again with a little anger in my tone
"am sorry I ought to have told you but it is unexpected, mum just told me yesterday and she said I must resume today" he said giving me an innocent look.
"lets enter now or did you want the sun to roast us" he added.
I smiled, farid will do anything to keep his fair complexion except breaching, I am brown that's what i could use to describe my complexion and I love my complexion. We've had several arguments among our other pals about the most handsome between farid and I. But i myself could neither say that I am handsome more than him nor is he handsome more than me.
"guy let me gist you about the tutorial now" farid said immediately we entered his room. Farid house was a duplex painted with brown colour, the house is tiled and the outside is interlocked. Farid is a bit ahead of me socially, he has a girlfriend although he is not as bad as you think. He belong to the kiss and chat group of relationship.he love parties and he too just like me doesn't indulge in alcoholic drinks.
"why did you keep mute" farid questioned and this brought me back out of my thought.
"just thinking now, so what's the news about" i asked with a raised brow.
"well the tutorial is just okay guy, and it is filled with different sort of people, the teacher are good and you know we attend a boys only school so there are also gir"...... "hold it there mister, i know you wanna talk about the girls" i cut him short before he could add further. The reason why my past is a boring one is also because of my school.. BOYS ONLY, you will continue to see reasons why my past is boring.
"you are the one with dirty mind and what's bad about mentioning girls?" farid said with a query written on his face.
"you better concentrate on what's important farid" i adviced.
"but aren't you interested in coming too" he asked.
"are you paid to advertise or what?" i asked him sharply.
" easy guy its for your own benefit" he said looking innocent
"did you have an axe to grind on this matter or why the stress? Abeg go and be picking beans if you have nothing to do oooo" i replied.
" ahh see him, its for your own and what will you benefit by staying at home or shey you wan go serve food for your mum's restaurant?" he asked and like that is not enough "and we all know that you are not good in calculations although you are going for pharmacy but you'll still need physics, so its for your own good ooooo" he said conclusively.
" i have heard you sha I'll tell mum and I will give you the feed backs on whatsapp" i said after looking the case. Farid is a science student but maybe he would have been a good lawyer if he went to arts instead of science. The guy is so good in arguments.

Tbc

Episode 1

After exams

Well am sure what you all know the meaning of BORING? if yes continue reading but if no go get a dictionary! Yes i have lived a boring life. Well it could also be an ordinary life because there is nothing extra in my past. Its just the common story of many people so I won't like to say it but you should just know that i went to school, wrote my SSCE exams both WAEC and NECO and passed and then graduated E.O.D.

In a family of four, I am the third am a boy because some are already thinking am an hermaphrodite. Having a sister as the first born and last and we boys are stuck in the middle. My family is average financially like my dad has two cars a Toyota Corrolla and and Mercedes Benz C300 both are blue, well as you might be thinking my dad like blue colour and I also and my siblings and I am starting to think that blue is in our gene as for my mom she has just one blue Toyota sienna. My dad works in the sate government office and also run some little business, while mum owns a not too big and not too small restaurant but she didn't use to allow us to go to her restaurant, She gave us that indefinite ban when me, my brother and my little sister went there and order for food as much as we can and we even told the customers there not to pay. The staffs complained but we shut them up since it is not their mother's restaurant anyway and when mum find out what we did to her restaurant she got infuriated but she is not the hot tempered type so she just gave us an indefinite ban. she warned her staffs not to give us any food for free whenever we come not even a Sachet of water that she do give her customers for free. Who does that?? But my mom does anyway so If I told you that you should follow me to my Mum's restaurant make sure you are with money or else you'll end up mopping the whole floor!

Well I would also like to Introduce me and my siblings to you, khairat which is my elder sister, basit also shey which is my elder brother, I myself and my name you'll know later and my younger sister that i cherish so much Faridah. She is really beautiful and meek, she is 11 years old and in jss2 her education is rapid and her growth too its is so rapid. I really maintain a good relationship with her so when usually feel free to tell me anything and I did that to protect her so for her not to hide something that could later be a danger to her from me.
My elder brother is a nerd but also cool. He is really obsessed with education and I also follow his lead. He too usually do things normal human do like partying, dating and so on, but at a rate. For example my brother even everyone in the family never drink alcohol. My brother is not a flirt nor a philanderer or a organizer but he only maintains a stable relationship with his lover which I know but still unknown to my parents. My brother is a 300L student studying computer engineering at FUTMINNA. He is a computer guru and he bought my phone for me and that's one of the reasons why I love him

Tbc

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This characters and everything about this story is a fiction and this story shouldn't be reproduced by any other means. I am a scientist and I have develop an app that will strike those that copy my write up, the app has a current equivalent to that of the current generated in kanji dam! So keep off.

Please how or who can help me invite people.

I didn't have a copy of this story, so i will only update when the inspiration comes.

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Oya now lets go!!!

The new year is approaching and we need to worship and praise God in this thread, so those that will lead us are:

BiadeForlar---> pastor
Shewrites ---> choir mistress
ultimatedayg ---> Imam
Gucciqueen38 ---> Usher
jasonex4 -----> ajanosi
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Any suggestion(s) please notify

God save Edua sha!!!? My double barrel gun is fully loaded and I was aiming at her when she got back to her senses!! She should thank her stars that she didn't do an shit! ***returns the gun**

this update is delicious a diabetic patient should read it because it so sweet ......... I guess you cook delicious also am sure you are not a culinary failure like ............guess who is that?

Shewrites write on

BiadeFolar:

As I gently zip my new year resolution Zobo, one Idea came to mind, How about u gimme ur GF, see I'm not a woman cager, I won't cage her

you don play penalty go throwing !!

As you can see, I am very meek, humble and gentle.......................to cut the long story short, not to beat about the bush, to hit the nail at the head, to call a spade a spade......







In a nut shell






I'VE GOT NO GF!!!!!! LET THAT RINGS IN YOUR MIND LIKE A CATHOLIC BELL!!!!

BiadeFolar:

Thank God you're a blue person... BTW remember baba blue no dey cure frog voice

uhmnnn!!! I wont say much because of my new year resolution!!!

Am a black also but you know we are in the period of transition where everything changes....so we should change our mentality
#ChangeBeginsWithMe.

And shey because of a hug is that why you wan kill yah self!! Or are you jealous......confess!!!!

I guess people like you will chain and cage their wife........EOD

**just chilling ooo bros**

Wehdone sir!!!

......to christians: merry xmas

......to christian:

Your highness, I marvel at this you shyness, it is really a mess when you cant find your mistress........ It is really a distress when your shyness wont allow you to progress,,,,,,,,life metaphorically a game of chess. My point i wont butress but the red button i shall press........lemme get a matress!!!zzzzzzzzzz

Joislim:
I just dey look you.. make shewrites husband catch up first, referring to your initial post.

black people and their mentality!!!!

Wehdone sir!!!

......to christians: merry xmas

......to christian:

Your highness, I marvel at this you shyness, it is really a mess when you cant find your mistress........ It is really a distress when your shyness wont allow you to progress,,,,,,,,life metaphorically a game of chess. My point i wont butress but the red button i shall press........lemme get a matress!!!zzzzzzzzzz

Please guys am sorry.....you know am a new nairalander so i didnt know when i send all the messages.....really sorry..... I tought it was just one




**sad mood**

SheWrites:


*hugs*

you make me blush miss!

I have never see a write up like this


I wish you more elbow grease

your knowledge will never cease

you writting make my mind at ease

.....like my new year gift would be a Geese!!!


Geese are something special!!


**rap mood loading**

SheWrites:


*hugs*

you make me blush miss!

I have never see a write up like this


I wish you more elbow grease

your knowledge will never cease

you writting make my mind at ease

.....like my new year gift would be a Geese!!!


Geese are something special!!