Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented

Cc Yinks89
damibiz

really it isn't my fault with the short updates........am using a small phone to update and I actually have to update and modify.....please try to wait for at least an hour before you read because I do modify my post
I got too busy nowadays coupled with the fact that I am preparing for my Jam exam, man is nt getting younger because I ought to have been admitted into school before now

"The culprit will soon be caught" Mr. Adewale concluded as he left for his office

"guy, please Confess to us, are you the one? A talk lanky boy asked.

"believe me I am not the one, it is all a setup, I expect nothing less from a girl who blackmail a guy with her G-string" I replied them
Rihanaht was about to leave when I grabbed her hands and say

"please, trust me this time and I'll prove it to you that I am innocent, I am not a thief, please try to understand" I said to her with a sober tone

"I understand you better" she replied

feeling a bit easy when she said:

"you are more than a golddigger, you are a lowlife and a bonafied thief, you an keep the phone but at least release my SIM for me, keep up the good work, you will soon be capable of robbing world bank" she added.
Her words stung me and If not that a well Isn't nearby, I would have jumped in It, I thought of holding the electric cable but it is too high, I just need someone to tell me the easiest way to die! Her bazooka words exploded all the nook and cranny of my heart.

"I believe you" Abraham said "that maryam of a thing is a bitch" he added

"thanks bruv but itseems this girl just wanna terminate my career, I don't even know maybe my ancestors offended her before and so she came back to the world to punish me" I lamented
"things like this are bound to happen in our lifetime" Abraham pacified, I take a look at the guy who is cladded in a blue shirt with flower patterns on it, with a blue jean too and a blue suede shoe to match. Sympathy was clearly engraved on his face and by seeing him, one could tell that he is honest type although one shouldn't Judge a book by its cover.

"thanks bruv" I replied him

"you can really count on me whenever you need help" he concluded

"okay" I replied and we both went our ways.
few seconds later, Joseph approached me and said
"guy, I swear I can't understand what is going on oooo" Joseph said with a low voice

"I also is also baffled, I can't really understand but I am very sure that Bayo, that Guy wey do head like ballot box is behind everything" I analyzed

Joseph squinted his face, he gazed up and focused on it by placing his index finger on his lips and it seems like there is one kind of solution on the white emulsion coated ceiling.

"I can't lie to you bro, I am perplexed, maryam is something else" Joseph said. Just then bayo walked briskly towards us and stopped on getting to us and said "Guys, which one of you exposed our plan or by any means tell another person apart from the three of us"
I looked into bayo face and he also looked at mine and I can swear that we both looked each other like how that Lion looked at its reflection on water.

"You should have something to say" I said breaking the silence
"so, you are saying that I am so flippant and loquacious that I start to blab about everything that took place, are you ought to be doubting him or me?" Joseph complained
"but it is actually not a sin for me to ask and someone must have told maryam about our plans" I narrated and almost immediately Abraham approached us and and said that it is time for me and others to show up





More updates coming soon

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Thanks for starving us

haba...you guys should understand now......man must hustle now.....and the network sef....


Its only etisalat that is good aroun here......Pls who knw at etisalat stuff......like if I recharge they will convert it to bonus and I wnt be able to use it to browse and I cant reverse it or do anything.....

"so show me the book" Mr. Adewale demanded

I checked rihanaht's bag and luckily for me I found one textbook which looks much like mine so I picked it out

"this is it" I said showing it to Mr. Adewale

"I have seen this type of book before with him" gramophone squeaked

"I am not very sure but it seems he really have that kind Of book" another guy added

maryam, you know fit beat me 4:0 just like that, I may not have strikers like you but I have good defender like sergio ramos and keeper like de gea to save for me and don't you bother to ask for the name of the team. she scored the first one without any hitch, the second one was a curve kick the third one was lobbed but this one is denied by my defence and keeper, now its time to equalize and also win the match, play time is over! I thought to myself

"what's your name? Mr. Adewale asked maryam's friend

"bashirat" she answered

"so youngman, bashirat, maryam, farid and rihanaht, you are to meet me In my office" Mr. Adewale commanded

"okay sir" we all replied harmoniously

Chapter 8

FARID SAVED THE DAY

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"sir this issue should actually be handled with care or else the innocent might got punished" Farid said aloud

"and what other proof do we need apart from this" Mr. Adewale queried with a raised brow showing farid the picture again like how a girl would be glad to show her friends the picture of her boo that resides in Malaysia.

"sir, one of the reasons why this Issue should be handled with care is that one, there are three pictures of him openings the bag, one is when he is opening, the second one shows that definitely he is trying to search the bag while the thirds shows when he is closing it, none of this pictures shows if the phone is in his hands" Farid analysed, what a good friend I thought, even when Joseph whom I thought was brave and would help me out is just looking like pesin wey dem wan use do slave trade.

"After the person took the picture of him, he or she should have called the attention every one, and If he doesn't, then he or she should have been able to monitor his movement and the person should be able to know where he kept the phone" Farid analyzed and for sure his words must have gotten the attention of the people like how manChester United vs chelsea match would get the attention of the fans, everybody looked at how farid spoke with a keen interest.

"the thief even have a professional lawyer, isn't this Interesting" maryam countered

"seems like a revenge by a broken heart" Abraham said to no one in particular

"enough of the side talks! Not until the phone is found, none of you is innocent but this youngman would bear the full responsibility If we can't find the phone" Mr. Adewale said

"wait a minute How did maryam know that this guy is in the class when she ought to be outside, this thing might be a setup" mark said.

Now things to be turning around for me, It seems I now have many supporters but one devil-like guy said something that put and end to my already developing joy.

"but what was his particular mission by opening someone else bag, something Is fishy" Hakeem said

"rihanaht, did you know this guy before? Mr. Adewale asked her

"its somehow, but I can't say If he is the one that steal it or not" rihanaht chimed

"so boy, why did you ransacked her bag" Mr. Adewale queried

"sir, it is just a misconception, one of my books was also missing but I observed that this same type of book is with Rihanaht but I can't ask her fearing she might say I accused her of being a thief, so that's why I decided to check it behind her presence" I Lied, that is the only thing that came to my mind and hope it works or else I am good as the Nigerian oil refineries.

Continuation

"excuse me sir, I was trying to bring out my note when I noticed my phone is missing" Rihanaht voiced out melodiousy. She would be good in this opera stuffs

"check it very well and don't disturb my lesson" Mr. Coker cautioned

"but sir I can't find it sir, and If I don't take any step, my phone will be a gonner" rihanaht voiced out again and now the teacher took it serious.

Like rihanaht could read the mind of everyone, she brought her bag and pour out every content in it, but her phone wasn't there and so the teacher have to call the attention of Mr. Adewale. My mind was not at rest because I knew I might not be so safe especially with the note I that I left in her bag but to my surprise I didn't see anything like my note when she brought out all the content in her bag, maybe she read and kept it or so I thought. But if she actually read it, she might really thinking I was the one that took her phone, but I didn't notice any phone in her bag when I dropped the note even though I searched for her diary. These are the question that are running in my mind and for sure every space my internal RAM have been occupied and that must have result to my slow thinking.
Just then, maryam accoplice came out with a that 'some one is gonna cry' look on her face. I have whole heartedly kicked against boko harams but in this situation, I would have begged shekau to recruit me so I can scatter the brains of all these people.
She brought out her phone and showed Mr. Adewale one thing which seems to capture Mr. Adewale's attention, suddenly with that look like that of angry bird, Mr. Adewale pointed to me and said I should come out. He showed me the picture of me opening Rihanaht's bag not until then, I don't even know that I cant recognize myself so well, I was busy checking the picture maybe it was another person but it was me! I just wish for that virus that destroyed the Asha210
that I used back in jss3 to come and savage this girl phone. I wish I can Invoke the spirit of virus so the thing will just white out and at least they won't have anything against me but all that were just an imagination.
So someone really captured the picture of me opening rihanaht's bag, really bad, as in baddo or lemme say baddest. Starting from The blind date, then Cafeteria then G-string those ones are bahd, Baddo and baddest respectively but what can I call this one? Badderful I think.

BiadeFolar:

I'm finally giving up on this country

counterfeit citizen detected

Bros TBM

every one knws sey....

Wizkid no be kid

maleek berry is nt a fruit

runtown is nt a town

small doctor is nt a doctor (although he might be a native doctor)

chinko ekun no be china made

Ice prince no be sub-zero

Future cant see the future

even though olamide is BADDO he no dey live for Ikorodu and ikorodu people still love him.

All this names are just a misfit like my momma putting on bumshot.



but TBM names suit him, like how Gun fits osama bin laden, like how corruption suits 9ja, like how gibberish suits trump, like how F9 suits waec result..

TBM you are truly blessed

**continuation**

You might still be confused of what took place but I will explain it to you like how a math teacher explain calculus.

After the preaching by Mr. Adewale every one dispersed to their various classes, we were to have chemistry so after getting to the class, as expected, everyone would bring out their note and jot down some points. Rihanaht must have been trying to do so when she discovered that her phone was missing, although we aren't allowed to use phones during lessons but you are permitted to have it with you, once your phone is in silent mode and you aren't using it in the class.

"excuse me sir, I was trying to bring out my note when I noticed my phone is missing" Rihanaht voiced out melodiousy. She would be good in this opera stuffs

"check it very well and don't disturb my lesson" Mr. Coker cautioned

Chapter 7

Diary dilemma

part 2

TRANSIT TO TRANCE

I was transFIXED not only that but transHELD and transGLUED and transFINISHED I just wish for a transFORMER so I could transFORM to a non-living form, within a short minute I transit to trance.

You know those feelings we do have after failing exams then glancing through the result as if it is not ours, hoping there could be a magical change of name. That is the exact thing I could use to describe my situation.
I just wish this could be a dream, how I thought I've gotten rid of my enemy, now my enemy don finish me! It was before that she do give me a blow that would have left mayweather sprawling on the ground but this blow would have made him to fly off the ring. Can you Imagine I purportedly stole Samsung galaxy s7 edge!!
That is the main charge oo apart from other charges too. I have up to 3 count charges and Mr. Adewale is the justified and just judge and the students as the jury, with that stupid maryam's friend that I had an encounter with at the cafeteria as the plaintiff, I am the accused and charged for Stealing Samsung galaxy S7 edge, a punishable offence in the constitution of the witty brain tutorial under act....act....act ehm.....oh I can't remember the act ooooo.....but maybe later sha, I might remember.

"young man, explain how the Samsung phone of this young lady got missing" Mr. Adewale thundered and gnashed his teeth.

I swallowed hard, the sweat coming out from my body could have been mistaken for a water coming from a water fountain, nevertheless I muster up some courage and speak out.

"to God who made me sir, I didn't steal any phone, although there is a clear evidence against me but sir, it is just that someone has been trying to make life miserable for me in this tutorial" I replied him, Mr. Adewale was busy pulling his beards as I explained to him.

"wow, G-boy indeed, from G-string to Galaxy" that Ugly girl that make fun of me the other day said.

"enough!!! But young man, if you can't produce the phone, then you are dead! So you better hand it over now or the result won't be good" Mr. Adewale thundered

"I am to produce a phone that I didn't steal! I yelled angrily

Paaaaa!! The high voltage slap of Mr. Adewale thundered on my face, my face must have received a lot of the voltage because after the slap, my face was like 'uhmmmmmm' it sounds much like our transformer, tiny sparkles of light emitted from my face like how sparkles emits when a welder welds metal. My brain must have 'factory reset' because after that slap, I forgot everything even my name.

"you still have the guts to talk, is that all what you can say after the evidence we have against you? One! You were missing when I was addressing the students, two, the picture says it all!" Mr. Adewale said, showing me three different pictures of me opening rihanaht's bag. Do you remember when I said the intensity of the sun seems to Increase, yes It isn't sun but the phone camera flash light.

Tbc


ps: God knows that I have been trying y best to be consistent, but my tight schedule and the major factor is ze stupido network in my area.....the network is aaaah!!!! Mehn!!!! Even if a snail is used for transmission, it would be faster than the network speed.

Truly it works, the girl mouth was shut tight like all the filling station in my area.

The ugly gang left and I was a bit relieved, things like this are what I have been facing since the last incident that took place but I am happy that everything will soon turn around.

"where are we?" I asked Joseph as soon as those ugly bitches left

"oyster" he replied with an expressionless face

I explained everything to him and he too wa as happy as me. We both head to class for the next lesson.

I must break this news down to farid, I thought s I entered the class

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"Apart from screwing girls randomly so you are also a thief" A girl shouted from the cornered

"this guys ought not to be in this lesson, as in is it only you!" another guy yelled from the corner


"enough!!" Mr. Adewale cautioned them. I could swear that my heart is beating faster than a drum, i really have to fight myself so as to prevent hot pee from flowing out in other not to Compromise my present condition, I was shaking terribly, I don't even know I could shake my body pass all this club dancers not until this event. Everything that happened seems to be a dream but its is to real!

Continuation

"yes that's him" one of her co-ugly friends reply her

i just wish I have the powers to controlling thunders and lightning, I would for sure use it to strike their ugly face and 16 out of their teeth. Many people won't get the meaning of that 'G-boy' but the smart one's would.

"must you show it off that you are stupid" Joseph said. Those girls are really passing us off

"see his advocate, your boss must have been tired of screwing girl and maybe he screwed you too, that's why you are defending him" the kano knife toothed girl retorted. I myself no dey carry last, I have this kind savaging I do use when am not ready for any arguments so I detonated the bomb

"well go and ask the fossil of your ancestors, they will surely tell you that stupidity runs through your ancestral lineage and its in your genes, and the exciting part you like to perform it but you are free here, keep performing its your natural talent am sure you're gonna win naija got talent" I replied her

Continuation

"oh isn't this the G-boy" she asked her friends pointing to me. Mehn what a teeth!! For those that do play mortal kombat the teeth resemble kano's knife but to those that doesn't it resembles a carving knife.

Her hair were that short type, it is kind of those stiff hair as I have seen it, the hair stands in small groups and the perfect description of her hair is toilet brush, Yes toilet brush. Her face is very attractive, but mind you even monkeys are attractive isn't that why we go to zoo? So I don't need to place any further description on her face, she is kind of short and a bit plumpy. The girl is so beautiful that even an orangutan or chimpazee would watch her with awe and say "thank you God for making me like this". You might be thinking I am exaggerating it but I ain't exaggerating. To top it all she used to much make up and those lipstick were eeeeew! Yuck! It makes her looks like one Idol wey i see for market one day. The lipstick were like "too much sauce" shey you get my analysis of the girl? To call a spade a spoon.........she is Damn ugly!!!

Before I continue, I want you guys to understand the fact that I do modify my post, so you should wait a bit after the update and also my inconsistency is due to the fact that I have been busy all through and even my leisure time is for reading because I am a jambite. The goodamned airtel arent helping issues, the network is here is absolutely bad. Thanks for your understanding

Cc Damibiz
Gucciqueen38

Chapter 7

diary dilemma
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" what can distract them? Joseph asked. Joseph and I have been brainstorming on the way of distracting the other students.

"the smart guy can't even figure how to deal with, this people" I teased

"see, the empty casket" Joseph retorted

"I will later auction you" I replied him, smiling and forgetting my present predicament.

"Mr. Adewale said he needs to see everyone of us" Abraham voiced out as he entered the class.
I heaved that kind of sigh chibok girl heaved after their release from the hands of the boko harams. Mr. Adewale really saved the day.

I went out with others and I headed to the toilet, I pretend to go and pee.
As soon as the coast is clear, I speeded to the class, and like flash I opened rihanaht's bag but to my surprise I cant find her diary although I have seen her with it before but it is not there today but nevertheless I dropped the note with the memory card, the memory card contains all what I have recorded in the past so as to prove me Innocent. As soon as I was about to close the bag, it seems the intensity of the sun increased for some seconds and back to it went back to normal because the class seems a bit bright for few seconds.
Now my mission is completed although partially because I am not satisfied with that part of her diary as in why would she left her diary at home today , any day but not today. Now I am ready to defeat that useless bitch, although she has an IQ of 200 but her IQ has a prefix of ' - ' (minus). Yes if not that she is immaculately stupid, why would a girl be so obsessed with a guy. I was busy thinking about this when I realized I need to leave the class. I immediately leave to go and join the other students. I even forgot the fact that Joseph ought to have been with me so as to watch over me but who cares, the mission is already accomplished. I must have did a good job because I burnt midnight oil to write that letter, yes I have to Google search, use dad's dictionary, I even became wole soyinka and Patrick obahiagbon fan just because I want my writing to be a 'wow' as in FANTAstic and faBULOUS which can be together as FANTABULOUS.
Students were already dispersing as I got there so I decided to search for Joseph so as to ask him about what Mr. Adewale said after a while I spot him and I went to him.

"what is the Information about" I asked Joseph Immediately I got to him

"he just warned us against doing any act of indiscipline" Joseph said with a smirk

"that's not so important, I even thought it was one important issued" I said and hissed

"so how is it, fish or crab" Joseph asked

"oyster" I replied him betting my lower lips

"oyster? Joseph asked looking dumb. Just then one girl interrupt our discussion.

Continuation
"we have a problem bro" joseph said with his arms on the desk

"oh what's it all about" bayo asked. As I am seeing him, he is the kind that feels kind of Big. He is talking to us in a tone an employer does to his employee, but he isn't the one with problem is he? But his face doesn't look trustworthy, gimmick was written all over his face, so I called Joseph back and whispered to him that my mind doesn't feel like talking about the issue with this wagon but headed guy he laughed it off and he said I was only being paranoid that bayo is a trustworthy fellow.

"seems someone is not ready to open up his problems, but he didn't know that a problem shared is a problem solved" he said as he noticed my behaviour

well for a guy with that massive head, I shouldn't be surprise if he can solve it. Joseph narrate everything that took place to bayo.

"well you'll need rihanaht by your side If you really want to beat Maryam's Intelligence" bayo said after hearing josepg out by shaking his head vigorously and they are twirling like how a tornado does.

"like you didn't get us do you?" Joseph queried

Now with Bayo's advice, I know his brain is as empty as my bank account.

"we are trying to solve maryam and not rihanaht and besides rihanaht would not even listen to this guy" Joseph added with his face buried in his palm. I gave him that look many Nigerians give buhari as He is about to campaign for election in 2019.

"you guys should reason, the girl might not be thinking that way, first to know how she feels about you, try to get her diary, I know most girls In this tutorial are always with it, that is the only way to know how she feels about you bruv and then you can leave a note inside he diary you may get a memory card and put it inside so she will understand you better" bayo analysed, now I am getting his point, maybe he might not be as empty as my bank account but half empty like most detergent and sachet beverages we do buy because they are always half empty.

"you need rihanaht on your side and with that, you can defeat maryam" he added

"thanks bruv" I said

"see what I told you bro. Bayo got stuffs" Joseph added

I was like what did you expect, if that big head isn't stuffed, then the purpose of having such a huge head is defeated.

"not too fast bro. But did you guys even know how to get the diary of a thing" bayo queried with a raised brow, and now he resemble that yellow angry bird.

"do you have plan? I asked

"well, yes....you guys should wait till the recess, everyone would be out although some will still be around the corner and so you can't check her bag, but Joseph can help creating a scene and you can use the opportunity to get the diary"
bayo said as I watch him with keen interest.
This bayo Is a magic, he's way too smart.

"I don't even know how to appreciate you bruv" I said while grinning

"you are the best" Joseph added

"that's what brothers do, I've got you back" he replied

now lets the game begin!!!!

I also think about my preparation towards the exam, I am the type that do read but not to the extreme. Some guys can read to the extent that they won't even hear the angel blowing trumpet on the last day. I believe in the word that 'all work but no play make jack a dull boy'. As i was playing back what happened in my mind DVD, the disc I was playing in my mind start to skip and I know for sure I have hanger the disc to another one, in essence I have to change my thoughts. Suddenly an Idea popped up like how a whatsapp notification will do on android phone an Idea that can solve the problem .
After reading a bit in the small parlour, I start to think of how to clear and capture maryam as well. The feeling I have for her is those feelings you will have when you were young and your brother spits on the remaining coke your mum left for you, you should know those kinds of feelings. I remebered joseph, he his my guy and I am very sure he will have a solution like how a child will be sure that his brother could beat anybody even mayweather self.
Maryam has already push me pass the breaking point and I must fight back or else she will continue, even to befriend any girl is harder than a camel passing through the eye of a needle and hard as erasing corruption in Nigeria, I could say it is Impossible. It is as well a chimera trying to sort things out with rihanaht because I know she won't even hear me out, but I will try my best to sort this out with her.
I close my eyes slowly and drifted into dreamland.

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"you don Bleep up I swear" Joseph complained

"I am sorry but I thought I could handle her, but she prove to be more smart" I replied him

"I think we'll need Bayo's" Joseph said.

"bayo!!!!" I screamed.
Bayo is that type guy that would have won the Headies award without competing, he should have been named Headward or head(Ed) Sheeran. The guy head would have taken up to 70 percent of his total mass. The head looked somehow and when he walked his head always jingles it is always like "jingle bell jingle bell jingle all the way, the head compared to the body is like the ballon of hot air ballon to that little place where people can stay, I don't know the English so the grammarians can help me out. And please dont think I am exaggerating, if you havent seen the guy before, then you cant say I am exaggerating but maybe the head isn't just big for nothing I thought.

"and how will he be of help" I asked Joseph

"he will surely device means of dealing with that devil and you can become Friends with Rihanaht again" he said
"lets just deal With that Medusa of a thing" I replied conclusive, she is even medusa and not malificent.

"rihanaht is not an issue" I added

"like you didn't like her?" Joseph asked rhetorically

"she is just a friend and stop thinking otherwise" I said

"be deceiving yourself, the love we you get for that girl pass the way Osaka bin laden love guns, it passes the way a Nigerian slayqueen will love Iphone x or Samsung galaxy s7" Joseph said jokingly

"that's you palaver oo" I said emphasizing on the 'O'.

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Joseph tool me to bayo the next day and as we are approaching him, I just find his head so amusing, assuming I had a pump action I would have shoot those head for long to test if it has bullet proof but I am sure that catholic bell like head would for sure be bullet proofed.

"how far my guy" Joseph said as we got to him

"I dey ooooo" he replied shaking his head and making it to like a simple pendulum oscillation to and fro when displaced, a good science student would get the picture of that.

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Damibiz:
Dis is short oh,sorry lng,nice update

short as how :| please re-read and read am wella bro

Episode 6

dedicated to YDB- Young Dumb and Broke, BBB- brilliant but broke and DBS - dumb but smart

ABASHED


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tell me why you take me aback

but you said you've got my back

and you are the hunch at my back

I screamed but it seems like a dog bark

when I eat it seem like am eating bark

for Herbs to cure me are in that bark

and I know I will heal without any setback

and I would win with my strike back.

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Things changed for me in the tutorial, maryam is a master planner, If you guys need anybody to plan your wedding for you and you won't need to spend a dime please consult maryam, assuming Nigeria made her minister for defence, we would have squash those barbaric boko harams.
I became a subject of ridicule, student will mimick and whisper some words I care not to hear to themselves and which I myself don't care to know, who them epp anyway.
I still wonder how that maryam managed to put that Goddamned thing in my bag, maybe she is malevolent or something, maybe I'll change her name fro malicious to maryam malificent.

I was in my room, you ought to have know the colour if you are following me well, with the Ox fan rolling in an endless 360 degrees, and with the air blowing up the curtains which blend with the colour of the room, the room is just a normal boys room but there is no any sort of picture in my room.
My room is decorated with my cloths, yes that is normal for boys, well the scattered cloth really add colour to my room.

I propped my head against the pillow and was reminiscent of what had happened to me. I thought of maryam how she has dealt with me, I always have the mind that people do deal with someone that offended them but I am not a member of living faith church but surely my case is different, the blow maryam gave me would have even left the legendary mayweather sprawling on the floor but no matter what stunt she pulled, if she like she should combine mysterio and calisto technique and join it with mayweather, Muhammad Ali, buck lesnar and undertaker strength, I won't give up I am a man. I also think of how rihanaht would behave towards me, for sure the girl would have characterise me with every dirty word in the dictionary, me having any chances with Rihanaht is like Arsenal taking UEFA champions league in 2017.

I shot her a deadly look and open my bag to search for maryam's imaginary G-string but guess what I found! Its a purple G-string!
Rihanaht was already waiting to confirm maryam's allegation and I have surely disappointed her, she left with a disgust written on her face.
I realized that big shaq is a liar, immediately I got Hot, sweat covered my face but I don't take off jacket because I am not putting on any! My mind goes skrrrrrrrr pap pap kakaka .....and boom!! And skyaaa things changed for me.

"everyone know maryam's colour is purple so it sure hers" one guy said

"na true oo, but why you come disgrace yourself" another guy queried


"boys are heartless, Imagine him dumping this damsel for another girl for no reason" aother girl commented.
With all these accusations, I know I am ridiculed, I just wished the I could teleport out of the class. I even cursed myself for calling those people in the first place.
Maryam shot a triumphant look with a smile on her face.

Everybody hissed as they dispersed and calling me all sort of annoying and displeasing names. I know I would be the subject for gossip the nextday.

"aren't you tired of this game, give up handsome, I'll give you anything you want and if you turn me down my next prank will be more than this, it can cost you your entire life" maryam whispered to me as people are already dispersing.

I was like if was given he chance am gonna split her jaws (finished)

Should I give up or try to be a man and look for solution. These are the question Inside me............

Tbc

isahkadir1:
Nice story but you're too slow and it's too small... Your own idea of placing your readers in suspense is terrible.

pls I am sorry for not to have been consistent and the slow updates but my svhedul got really tight and network and my phone aren't helping issues either.

But what did you mean by "teribble"?

Cc gucciqueen38 wehdone ma

"so how much are you gonna pay? The girl asked her

"you and money sha, I'll pay the rest once the mission has been accomplished, because is either I have him for myself or no one have him" she said conclusively. I ensured I saved the conversation to avoid stories that touch and I turned to leave the place but now the I met the unexpected Mr. Adewale!

"and young man what are you doing with those girls and why do you took a sudden leave when you noticed that I was coming" he asked with a frown on his face

Now i am for it

maryam and her accomplice get out from the place they were busy gossiping and they fixed their eyes on me. I was speechless and I really don't know what to do.

"it good you are here sir, this young man here has Been disturbing our peace, he always follow us around and as I am seeing Him, he is of no good intention" maryam said as he saw the querying look on Mr. Adewale's face.

"don't mind this blatant liar, she is just trying to put me in trouble" i defended.

"but this is not the right place you should be at this hour, the lesson is going on and both parties are here wasting precious time, you guys should get out of here now" Mr. Adewale ordered.

I left the place before maryam and her friend could make a move. I made a sigh of relief, that maryam of a thing almost Implicate me, I thought to myself. I headed for class but there was no space, the teacher noticed me and pointed at a free space for me, It was just beside Rihanaht. Now I have Mixed feelings, I am afraid of sitting with her because of the pat occurrence, and happy too because I can explain myself to her but to be honest the former dominated my mind than the latter.
I walked briskly and sat down quietly with her keeping a straight face.
She was as beautiful as always, she looks so ravishing in her Orange hijab.

"Hi" she said as I sat down

"how are you" I replied her and the lesson continued without any interruption, our mind and pen did the remaining talking.
Couple of minutes later, the lesson was over. I seized the opportunity to talk to Rihanaht but the she-devil played her prank again.
After the class empty except rihanaht and I, I tried to start a conversation with her and to explain things, I brought out my phone and was about to apologise then play what I have recorded to her when the Goddamned bitch walked in.

"ooooo after those sexcapade with my friend you dumped her and you also deceived me too, you had your way with me and now its this innocent girl that is next" maryam said as she scoffs.

"Can you stop all this, aren't you ashamed, must you run after a Guy that doesn't Like you? You know what?if OLX do sell sense, then go and buy some sense from OLX" I fired back at her

"gold digger!!, God will judge you, after using me anyhow, you still dupe me, you exploited me, lemme ask you something, aren't I good enough on bed? Uhn?" she blurted out. Now this girl will soon been coronated as devil.
Rihanaht was agape, she just sit on the chair like a dummy and was transfixed
"remember the time we had sex last? You were with your backpack and due to the fact that where we did it was uncomfortable so I really had to off my G-string and put it your backpack" she analyzed

"you see Rihanaht, this girl is a psycho" I said with a smile. Now I am happy that maryam is not in her senses afterall or is she upto another prank? I asked myself, i was still thinking when she interrupted me

"please check your bag and give me my G-string, after making your way with my body and my money, you would at least return my G-string for me or you will use it as a present for her?" she asked pointing to Rihanaht.

"somebody will die today If there Is no G-string in my bag" i replied her. Although no one was in the class but they were still hanging around in the premises, so I called their attention so as to prove my innocence.

"please people help me ooooo, this mad woman dey tell me Say her G-string dey my bag" I lamented

"but guy you fit open am and check it now to prove to her that she is lying and to us also" one tall, dark and slightly built guys said

"yes my guy oo" another guy said to support the former one

"you don disgrace yourself, you didn't even noticed when I put it there, you were busy rocking me hard and you find me so sweet that you didn't even know, okay open it" maryam said

"don't bother yourself, you should enjoy your birthday to the fullest, please enjoy it and don't disturb yourself" I said to her.

"okay, If you say so" she said with a look of disappointment on her face as she leave.

"lil bitch, you cant Bleep with me, if you wanted to" I hummed the cardi b song to myself as I hurried to get myself some snacks because the worms are protesting already.

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"that guy is forming hard to get" I heard a female voice said.the voice sounds familiar. There is this place at the back of the classes which student who are less busy do stay, there are few benches there, most girls and even guys has turned the place to a place for gossip, gisting and all other things that are irrelevant to their studies. I was just trying to take some fresh air when I heard the gossip.
Immediately I brought out my phone and start to record the conversation.

"I even tried to make him come over to my house but he is proving kinda stubborn" a voice said and I don't need any oracle to tell me the owner of that voice, its Maryam!

"I spoiled the relationship between her and that girl, am very sure the girl would think of him as Irritating, I have nipped any kind of relationship they are trying to form at the bud"
the voice replied maryam. And now one things seems clear to me, maryam has definitely set up the girl to spoil the friendship between maryam and I, but did she planned it before or how did she know that I will meet rihanaht that day because meeting rihanaht that day was just a mere coincidence.

"I trust you friend, that's why I asked you to be monitoring his movement" maryam replied her.

Episode 5

maryam's melancholy
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Maryam has always been trying to get my attention but I always ignore her. I was on my way to get myself some snacks when I came into her. She was cladded in a blue tank top and a blue jean, she fixed attachment to her hair, maryam seems to be a non-devoted Muslim.

"how are you" she said

"I am fine" i replied her bluntly

"seems you are still angry with me" she said blinking her eyes

"no now" I said. I am becoming uncomfortable standing near her.

"its not like you are thinking but I am sorry for what I did, its a misconception" she said

"no problem" I replied her

"okay, so my birthday is coming up next week Saturday and I would like you to come" she said with a smile.
"any day but not Saturday, my sister wedding is on that day" I lied to her.

"wow, I can come now" she said and I shot her the 'you've forgotten something' look.

"my birthday is from 9 in the morning to 12 and weddings won't be fixed at that time so I can come immediately after my birthday" she said as she throws her hand in the air.
Another trick!! Who celebrates birthday in the morning. Well as the saying 'once bitten, twice shy' I am not falling for this one. This girl is a devil pha! The thunder we go strike her dey gather electric currents from kanji dam.

"what did you say" she queried. Her question brought me out of my thoughts

Am sorry for not commenting on time.....I was a bit engaged this days and even If I came online, I will just update my story and Go

thanks for the dedication nerd......so nerds too knows all this romantic stuff? Keep it up

***continuation**
"okay, order for the food and lets eat" she said. Her word surprises me.

"or should I order for the food" she asked. This girl is one kind of weird.

"I'll order for it I said" as we clear the mess on the floor and leave the rest for the cleaner to do.

"its not that I am mean but seriously what you did that day was one kind annoying and I what you to explain into details of what happened" she said
"my name is rihanaht and you?" she asked. I told her my name, I brought out my phone and check the notifications and slid it back into my pocket. I was about to start a conversation when a girl approaches us

she gave me a tight hug before I can even protest. And she cut me off as I was about to talk.

"w..h...o" I tried to say

"hello miss, I really don't know what you this love peddler is doing here" she said to rihanaht. Her words struck me and I know it would have the same effect on rihanaht.

"did you skip your drugs or you miss your way, I can't even befriend a creature like you talkless of dating you" I said to her rudely thinking that should shut her up.

"you denied me because of this girl, this slut!, she disgraced you the other day but yet you won't desist from her, what did you want from her that I didn't offer to you" she lamented almost crying.
"I am not that surprised because your friend already told me you are a organizer and a flirt" she added and with this rihanaht stood up and said

"am sorry miss, we are just having a discussion and I'll take my leave right now" she said and leave immediately.
Her words surprised me because I thought she will go ballistic on that devil or just leave angrily, she must be a kind of humble girl.

I turned to the "devil" and was about to say something when she said.

"oooooh my gosh!!!! Please uncle am highly sorry!! You resemble my boyfriend, his name is Eric, he has the same type of cloth you are wearing, am sorry if I have spoiled your day" she said with an innocent look.

"please forgive me" she added

I smiled to her, even the guy that won the gold medal for world most foolish will know what she is up to.
I was about solving one of my problems when this devil clothed in the skin of a girl compounded it and add her own to the issue making my bi-problem become tri-problem.

"okay you are forgiven mistakes do happen" I said as brushed I pass her

"and be careful another time" I added.

I knew that my attitude will surprise her because that's the least of what she has expected but I am confident and happy because I have something will trash her plan and also prove that I am saying the truth to rihanaht. I brought out my phone and save the audio recording

Did you guys remember Joseph? Joseph adviced me to always record anything when talking to girls or some boys if there is need to Although it is not everytime I have to do that but whenever the conversation is an essential or important one. The guy plan actually worked because I have recorded everything that the girl has said. I start to record it when I brought my phone to check notifications, I actually brought it out so as to record my conversation with rihanaht but seems it worked for another purpose. I silently prayed for God to bless Joseph. Now my plan is to deal with this new devil, maryam and show my prove to rihanaht.

Double trouble trippled!!!!

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*****continuation******
"am sorry, i meant no harm, but I can buy you another meal if you like" I said to her.

"oh ooh you'll buy a meal for me and then order me to sit beside you then you'll go and boast to your friends that you are dating me" she said.

I am already getting frustrated at her behaviour.

"okay, fine, insult me, abuse me and call me names but since its only me myself that can read my own mind, you can say whatever you like for all I care" I replied her and turn to go.

"okay, order for the food and lets eat" she said. Her word surprises me.

Episode 4

DOUBLE TROUBLE TURNS TRIPPLE
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after the incident of hakeem, the tutorial seems to be back to normal. Its kinda back to normal for everyone but not for me.
Maryam is a trouble and also rihanaht they are my two trouble. Maryam just as Joseph had said was behaving kinda nice to me and I played along. I have been unsettled ever since that incident that took place between rihanaht and I and thanks to maryam.
I was walking to the cafeteria at the tutorial when I suddenly bump into someone, I didn't focus on where I am going so I was the cause for the accident and not that alone, I bumped into rihanaht and this sends the plate of food in her hands down.
"not you again" she yelled

"am sorry it was an accident, I'll get you another one" I pleaded.

"no, you are giving this particular food back" she said.
How absurd, shey i go the pick the jolly rice ni or what, I thought to myself.

"you know that's not possible, am sorry and I can also use this opportunity to explain what happened the other day and thanks for not letting me to be suspended" I said with a smile

she rolled her eyes and she looks so beautiful. Although its only her face I could see since she always use long hijabs.
"I have reasons for sparing you and that doesn't mean I have forgiven you and explain what happened, I am sure it won't be different from what other guys like you would say" she said rudely with her arms akimbo.

"let me just say It was a prank, I was pranked that day and I felt so foolish not to have realize earlier, Its not my fault and I would like you to believe me" I stated

"uhmn...... I love your prose" she said.

"I just want me and you to clear the air between us and be friends" I said to her

"I know that's where yo are driving at, I can't befriend a philanderer like you and a digit like you, I have plans for my life and even if you tongue is sugar coated you can't deceive me and thanks for spoiling my meal" she said.

***continuation**
"sir it is a prank, peter tore his head with a blade" gramophone squeaked from corner.

"then show me your proof" Mr. Adewale said with an expressionless face
"and explain how he was on top of peter beating him mercilessly.

"the blade is in his pocket" gramophone said

peter raised his hands and Mr. Adewale checked his pocket but found no blade there. How peter hide the blade no one knows.

"and now you too have worked 3 days suspension for yourself"
" and Mr. Bully, he is even wearing bull's cloth sef, you should bully the boy or anybody again or else you'll find the result not so pleasing". Mr. Adewale added.
Hakeem coincidentally is wearing the bulls basket ball jersey and a black trousers.

One thing I've learned from this is that you should'nt under estimate people and you should always apply wisdom to everything.

That was the end to hakeem's tyranny

AryEmber:
No celebrations? Congrats jare! You are doing great!

thanks

genius43:
UltimateDayG well done and keep up the good work, just try to proof read and mind your tenses.

As for your real name my guess is Deji

thanks bro. I will improve and I do modify the post...... My phone has been the reason for the late update

Damibiz:
I'm with u bro,more Data to ur Sim.....greet my madrid friend Farid jare

lolz.......he'll hear

Continuation

Gramophone squeak-speak, I don't know if that is in the dictionary but that's the best way I could describe him. Not only that he do squeak-speak but he also gossip a lot. Gramophone to reduce his ordeal from hakeem would update hakeem about the latest thing that is going on and would also fabricate some tales just to gain his favour. Hakeem do order gramophone around and control him like a puppet.

Gramophone on his usuall rendezvous being privy into others matter. He sat beside sharon who was beside peter, interrupting their discussion.
"erhm did you lost something Mr. Man or your boss sent you" peter asked him not looking at him.

"what's your problem? I was just trying to be friendly" gram replied.

"friend indeed, so that gave you the audacity not to respect other people's privacy.

"you are too arrogant" gram said and stood up. He has already got what he needed and all what he need is to fabricate the story to make the more interesting for his boss.

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"go and get me snacks" hakeem ordered
"erhm please open the window boy" peter replied him ignoring his question

"they've said it that you this rat is rude and I'll show the stuff am made of" hakeem said gnashing his teeth and hitting his knuckles against his palms. He flexed his big muscles and grins to himself. All the students were actually thinking of how peter would be dealt with by this monster. I have also decided to help him out if things go wrong but to my sunrise peter didn't look worried at all.

Hakeem rushed towards him but peter dropped to mat, peter lied on his stomach and hakeem tripped. What I could use to describe what he did was that he made himself to be like a log of wood that makes people to trip and fall if they are running or not careful with their movement. Although he raised his body a bit that a log so hakeem won't step on him but trip and fall. Peters plan worked and hakeem trip and fell and land his head on a desk. He was badly hurt and with this opportunity peter beat him hard by landing heavy punches on him, peter made a sign to Sharon and Sharon went to called Mr adewale.
Peter used a razor blade to cut bit of his head around the ear and blood ooze out, then as Mr. Adewale was about coming peter quickly grab the weak hakeem and made him to be on him and he start to shout
"leave me alone you bully" peter said as Mr. Adewale was about entering the class.
"you this big bull, you dare beat the poor boy" Mr. Adewale said as hakeem was about to stand up from peters grip but he knows he can't explain anything because of the blood in peters face and he was on top of peter and peter is also people's favourite so the student won't support him.

"sir i can explain" he said

"shut up you bull" Mr. Adewale thundered

"you have nothing to explain and you have got suspended for a two weeks!" Mr. Adewale added.
The suspension should have been a week but because Mr. Adewale like other people at the tutorial likes peter

tbc

Cc XCELsis
nerd51

Chapter 3 (continuation)

classmate characters

episode 3

BULL AND THE BOY

Peter seems to be the people's favourite, hakeem on the other hand is people favourite too.

Peter is a not too short, a bit light in complexion he looks somehow brown, smart, brilliant and as well as handsome boy. He is brilliant and he is the teacher's favourite, he is quite an extrovert unlike some brilliant people I have met before him. We do talk someties so that's why I know his attitude.
Hakeem on the other hand is a tall, dark, muscular and well built guy, he has this deadly look like that of those ugly pirates in pirates of the Caribbean. To me hakeem must have been going to gym religiously because of his his muscles, they are really huge and i guess the guy must have 12 packs instead of the normal 6. Hakeem face looks horrible, his face can make you loose appetite for 40 days, my brother if you want to be like Jesus that fast for 40 days just stare at hakeem's face. His face has the background of charcoal and on it were pots, yes pots of pimples, although am exaggerating but those people were doughnuts like. His face is more scaly than pineapple self. His face looks like pineapple just that there is nothing like black pineapple.

Peter is people's favourite in the positive way but hakeem is people's favourite in otherwise. The former had an issue with the latter because of latter's boss attitude.
Hakeem empty headed type that do feel like the boss, he will order weaker ones around and threaten to deal with them if they disobey but he haven't tried that nonsense with me before he met his waterloo. "Gramophone" is hakeem's favourite friend and prey. Gramophone is a dark, thin and hungry looking boy although his real name his ganiy but peter nicknamed him gramophone because of how he speak, did i say speak? To me he do squeak