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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by UltimateDayg: 7:56pm On Jul 11, 2020
Please where can I get Xiaomi redmi note 9s in ilorin
Phones / Re: ### Xiaomi Thread For Tweaking Of Phones & Help Spot ### by UltimateDayg: 6:21pm On Jul 11, 2020
GrandMufti:


Check thread store. Link on first page

Which thread store?
Phones / Re: ### Xiaomi Thread For Tweaking Of Phones & Help Spot ### by UltimateDayg: 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2020
Where can I get xiaomi redmi note 9s in Ilorin. Famous companies are out of stock
Literature / Please How Or Where Do I Get "The Bang Rule" by UltimateDayg: 1:18am On Jun 06, 2020
Hello guys, please I need link download the book or if possible send to my Gmail heryourdayg9@gmail.com
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by UltimateDayg: 1:14am On Jun 06, 2020
kokakola:
Anyone interested should drop his email and mention me...


Kokakola PLS I need the PDF too, kindly forward to

heryourdayg9@gmail.com
Sports / Re: Ighalo: My Man United Dream Bigger Than Shanghai Shenhus Megabucks by UltimateDayg: 3:31pm On Jun 05, 2020
KAHBOOM:
Wot a fool angry

Man u na ur papa club?
Man u will discharge u next year and u will regret ur decision.

U are nearing retirement age..U should be thinking of stocking up money now u have the golden opportunity.
Man u is a big club.They will use u for a short while and discharge u for a bigger player in the nearest future.

People Sha, assuming he agreed with the Chinese club offer and turned Manchester United down, you would have blamed him for being greedy et all
Celebrities / Re: Kikelomo Oguntade: My Bum Gets Me The Most Attention by UltimateDayg: 10:39pm On Aug 03, 2019
Well after Olympus has fallen, wall of Jericho should rise

Think about it grin cheesy
Literature / Re: Black Maria by UltimateDayg: 12:47pm On Jul 31, 2019
Please add me to the group

07083746161. And please I can't see the beginning of the story here sir
Phones / Re: Huawei Wins Best 5G Core Network Technology Award In London by UltimateDayg: 6:40pm On Jun 17, 2019
iHart:
read that article again and see how many contracts they have secured, the position of China and Huawei in 5G technology. These people have gotten to a level that if you don't identify and subscribe to them, you will be left behind.

You might be right but I'll want to bring to your notice that Huawei ark OS might break new grounds! Who ever thought that Android Will later succeed? Remember that it was symbian OS and blackberry ad Java that dominates the market. The only problem is with the hardware like the ARM chipset and Qualcomm..... For sure Huawei will face hard time but it's likely they pull through.

This are my perceptions which may be wrong

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by UltimateDayg: 11:40am On Jun 08, 2019
I am planning to buy umidigi A5 pro, but I wanna ask if it can screenrecord without a third party app? Because A3 cant screenrecord without a 3rd party app. And also how authentic is purchasing product from AliExpress? Because jumia s selling it for 43k while it's 36 on AliExpress.

Please I need replies ...


And umidigi a5 or infinix s4

Which one has the best camera, battery, system UI, SPEED and security
Politics / Re: Kwara Governorship: PDP In Early Lead, Armed Military, DSS Operatives Spotted by UltimateDayg: 8:21pm On Mar 09, 2019
Konki:


Oleee barawo, only lifeless stones will vote APC in those states.

Southerners are never cheap. N10k trader moni can't work there!

Did you think before typing or after typing?

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Travel / Re: Man Rides Bike On The Pavement Of Jubilee Flyover In Ajah, Lagos by UltimateDayg: 10:20pm On Mar 07, 2019
oloriLFC:
abi na packer dem go use pack him brain tissues undecided
As if he had any
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by UltimateDayg: 11:51pm On Mar 03, 2019
Kudos to you Centino.....

Tho nothing is perfect but your work is metaphorically perfect

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Dress To Hollywood Beauty Awards That Caused Stir by UltimateDayg: 10:08am On Feb 19, 2019
Onyi22:
Na this kind news all these poor, frustrated, broke ass guys for this forum dy like.....
Lazy afonjas....


If it's so, then what are you looking for in this thread?


You guys are just being bitter
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by UltimateDayg: 10:58am On Oct 13, 2018
Atikulating TBM himself.....h can be compared to Arsnal FC......very full of surprises......just when you start to think that arsenal don dey Bleep up.....and boom!!! Theyll com back with full force and cool sauce.....

See TBM see suspense

see darous see heartbreak

see PVC see Atiku


bonjour!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: An-nikkah (Marriage): A Soft Admonition To Our Sisters by UltimateDayg: 1:26pm On Oct 12, 2018
BigBrother9ja:
I'm Muslim and I have never really dated a Muslim girl. I find our sisters very hard to understand, especially the hijabites.

They don't really socialize (I don't mean flirting or being loose) and how does one understand someone who doesn't even know how to communicate or socialize not to talk of marriage?

Even as a Muslim, anytime I see a young and beautiful hijabite sister, I just usually conclude that they've been taken but I know many of them are still single and searching and reality, MOST of them are just stalk with unserious married men who wants to take them as second or third wife or maybe a Christian guy that would be hard for them to settle down with...
BUT HOW does one identify the single and searching ones?




some of them are really compromised.....but if you are with good intentions.....you can approach her and tell her that you want her to be your wife....simplee...if she likes you shell agree and if she dont....... You are a man
Education / How To Pass Unilorin Post Jamb by UltimateDayg: 11:42am On Aug 28, 2018
hello guys
before the exam, many of my friends scared me to the brim that Unilorin post utme is too hard to pass...... they said even genius failed it buh yesterday I was able to prove them wrong....... many failures are due to negligence of student and not the fact that the institution is wicked......

here are the steps to crumble to the wall of Jericho....

1. study English language effectively..... study it with much vigour...... with more enthusiasm
2. know the spelling of words....... check the the spellings of words that you've known and the spellings of those that you didn't know..... know the number of times that a letter appear...... words like assassination accommodation fluorescent marriage
they look simple yet confusing you might really see something like

1. assasination
2. assasinnation
3.assassination ✔✔
4. asasination

8-10 questions are based on this category

2. study idioms oral English concords

3. know about morphems........ they are word combined with another word to form another species of English.... usually as a suffix or prefix
they will give you words like intercontinental.....headache.....hangman.....sunrise....thermostat... etc

then they'll underline part of the word....

example


INTERcontinental

INTER means
1. among
2. outside
3. bank (fools will think they are talking of intercontinental bank.... lols)
4. on


THERMOstat
thermo means
1. heat
2. temperature
3. thermometer
4. measurement
the answer is heat but many will think it's temperature

4. study your current affairs......
they won't ask who is the minister for health or the name of the person that Invented air plane

they can of silly questions like when was the first plane crash in Nigeria......

who is the first senate president in nigeria
....
l
secretary of UN..... when did world war 2 start and when did it end.....
the new national anthem was composolkoed by who and when.....

current affairs is usually around four or no questions at all

5. know how to reason so as to surmount the problem of math cuz its more of quantitative reasoning.....

good luck to you all.......

the exam is pretty easy....... have faith...... no mago mago..... its what you do that you'll get.......

dont try anything that will implicate you......

sorry about my errors and improper use of punctuations.... my phone fell yesterday and the touch starts to malfunction.......



bye famz

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Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 7:19pm On Mar 26, 2018
"okay everyone, back to business, I promised that those girls will be dealt with" Mr. Adewale said as he use both hands to hold his hips making the unbuttoned suit to expose his white long sleeve shirt.

"my guy God save you ooooo" a short fat boy said as he passed by

"thanks my guy" I replied

"and that's doesn't guarantee that you are not bleeping her, lets all reason to this, why will a girl try to blackmail you if not that you jolted her" that pineapple faced girl that do call me G-boy voiced aloud

"try to apply your sense sometimes now" Abraham yabbed

"walahi baa ankali" Abdul added in his undilluted hausa accent.

"we all know you are a fool so just go siddon for one corner....mumu girl" Lucas favoured the issue

"she might be saying the truth" hakeem opposed.
If not that this guy is an upcoming fool, how will he oppose me when it is crystal clear that its all a blackmail

"trying to support your pineapple face sister? People with pineapple face are usually cursed with stupidity" Abraham mocked and again hakeem felt defeated
hakeem and his dear sister got silenced and th rest of the day in lesson was used to discuss about the event that took place.

*-----*
"alaye its all because of my pad, lets change pad and I'll defeat like how I defeated maryam" I am in farid's room playing his ps4, inargueably Farid is better off in soccer games but I've tried not to accept the fact or say it out

"that's all what you say, the pad is for sure okay but you won't just accept the fact I am your master" farid boasted

"lets play mortal Kombat then" knowing fully that I am very good in mortal Kombat, wrestling and other games

"because you fit play am ella abi? Lets a match or I should continue with my Call Of Duty? You know I want to finish that game before Emma does" farid analyzed

Emma is well known in the neighbourhood for his addiction to games, Emma is do good in every aspect of Pc Games, he is the master in PES, FIFA, Mortal Kombat but I have defeated him a couple of times in the WWE games.

"that's mission impossible, we all know Emma, the guy can play game during the judgement day" I joked
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 7:09pm On Mar 26, 2018
so the phone stand vertically but Its actually because I thought you yourself is coming and I was afraid that you might suspend me, that's why I kept the phone like that in such a frantic manner but I don't know that its gonna really help a brother because without the proof, he would have be in the shoes of maryam and bashirat" Lucas analyzed

"but I thought it was Abraham that record it? Mr. Adewale asked further

"he showed me Immediately we entered the class, but we really want to know the reaction of the thieves, that's why we kept mute" Abraham cutting short Mr. Adewale from asking further
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 6:56pm On Mar 26, 2018
isahkadir1:
Dear, jamb has end na and the last time I checked, you said you passed. Congrats! You don't know how we long for this story ooo. Abeg I'm tired make we exchange brain make I do the writing



maybe you cann add up on fb then or DM me on whatsapp......maybe you can be able to update the story
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 10:04am On Mar 19, 2018
nerd51:

Congratulations...I haven't seen my result tho
eeyah.....most of my friends havent seen theirs too..........wish you success oooooo.........


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i don modify my previus post ooo
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 9:21am On Mar 19, 2018
Thanks guys for staying with me @ Isahkadir, Gucciqueen38 and Damibiz ......

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I have seen my result since lastweek monday and it is superb! And fabulous also which I can call superfabulous!!
But I wont disclose my result with you guys because Jamb is sayingone kind of stupid thing that the result is fake..... Meanwhile I used the whole week to read the work of the veteran writers so as to get more experience......thanks bros and sis.....update coming soon....

You can go watch black panther as you are waiting.... wink
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Lord's Chosen Church Testimony by UltimateDayg: 12:09pm On Mar 14, 2018
Things must have been to the extreme before prophets perform miracles......9ja people are so gullible....dey follow all dis pastors 'SHEEPISHLY' .......... Miracles like that are so absurd.......assuming she said that "ever since I pasted the lord choosen sticker on my gas cylinder, miraculously people have been helping me to refill it whenever it has finished" I might have considered that one....

But to say the truth!!! All this miracle are blatant lies!!!! Lies propagated by the end time pastors!!!!!

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Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 8:03am On Feb 27, 2018
Guys am sorry but for now due to UTME that is fast approaching, I dont think I would be able to update but if my MOCK result is good, then I can atleast relax a bit and update......
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 9:31pm On Feb 18, 2018
and those things are like the issue on the ground right now, the thief or let me say thieves have been caught" Mr. Adewale said as soon as we enter in to the class.

Everyone was eager to know who it was but Mr. Adewale ordered Abraham to get him his laptop from his office, he connected his USB cable to the laptop and connected it with the phone that Abraham brought to us earlier. Mr. Adewale played the video and he place on a desk so that all the students can have a better view of it.

"what the f*ck! Hakeem the pineapple faced guy lamented

"oh! This is shit" another guy said

immediately some of the boys advance towards maryam and bashirat but Mr. Adewale restricted them from causing any havoc.


"There is no need in prolonging matters, there is a clear evidence that maryam and bashirat stole the phone and so they are suspended indefinitely"

"please sir, have mercy" bashirat cried out

"like who cares" bashirat said as she rushed out and she came back with the phone "Miss. Samsung, I don't need your phone, she said as she showed us her Iphone 7, and I ain't finished with you yet, young man" she said as she scoffed and she went to pick her bag as she took a French leave.

"please sir, she planned it, please don't do this to me" bashirat pleaded
"no, I am Calling your parents right away and not until your parents showed up, this place is forbidden for you" Mr. Adewale said conclusively


students start to gossip about the issue and bashirat went pleading until Mr. Adewale forced her to go home, Mr. Adewale also called bashirat and maryam's parent and while bashirat parents are filled with disgust over the attitude of their daughter, maryam's parent rebuked Mr. Adewale for being partial and for suspending their daughter unjustly, I now see the reason why maryam behaves in that manner.
"but how did you guys get the video" Mr. Adewale asked as soon as the matter was settled

"pardon me sir, but during the recess, I and my friends were busy playing, we were dancing to be precise, so we threw a challenge to know who can dance most and so I decide to record the video so we can watch it and also to be able to judge who can dance most, but as I was about to record , Abraham passed the information and unknowingly to me, I have already pressed the record button and I kept my phone inside the side pocket of my bag (that area where water bottle is kept, I dont know if it can also be called 'pouch')
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 9:27pm On Feb 18, 2018
Gucciqueen38:
Thanks for the update.. Catch them oo cheesy
YINKS89:
Now d hunter has been hunted.
Gucciqueen38:
Thanks for the update.. Catch them oo cheesy



thanks guys for staying with me, you guys didn't even bother about my inconsistency.......

I also salute Damibiz and Isahkadir1
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 6:01pm On Feb 18, 2018
Pls guys re-read ooh i don modify d thing oooo
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2018
"this one that you are so obsessed with his issue, are you his partner in crime? Because I know that he is not thee only one involved in stealing the phone, he actually have a Godfather" the she-devil maryam countered.
Here we go again......

"stop flapping your mouth maryam, I think you should be able to explain this" Abraham said as he stormed into the office

"if not that I respected you a lot I know what I should have done" Mr. Adewale frowned

"I am sorry sir, but sir I have the true proof of the person that stole the phone" Abraham said delighted

smile covered Mr. Adewale's face, his mouth takes the shape of a canoe as he smiled briefly

"so can you show me the proof?

Abraham handed a phone over to Mr. Adewale and immediately the facial expression of Mr. Adewale changed

"unbelievable!!" Mr. Adewale exclaimed

"I think bashirat and maryam would be able to explain this, Mr. Adewale said showing the video been played on the infinix hot 5 android phone.

Like Mr. Adewale, I was shocked too, the videos shows bashirat and maryam stealing the Samsung phone from Rihanaht's bag and also me too putting somethings checking rihanaht's bag.

"girls!!! Can you explain this!" Mr. Adewale voiced out

maryam and her friend must have peeing in their stinky Pants because they looked shocked. The perfect description to their 'shockness' is that type of shock fans would get when kano pillars defeat Barcelona, please don't try to ask of the match or tournament that they are playing for. You know those looks that you'll give to your male friend who says he fall in love bobrisky, that is the exact look on their face. I can now say that both of them are Now in trance because they can't escape this. If not that Mr. Adewale is bias, I don't know why he won't give both of them that type of 'Ear deafing', 'eye blinding' and 'jaw dropping' slap that he gave to me. Now it is my own turn to laugh but I still don't get how Abraham got the video.

"you guys are deaf uhn" Mr. Adewale thundered, he used his left hand to wipe his mouth.
Not until now, I didn't notice the office, the office was painted with cream colour, a swivel chair and a desk which on it have different varieties of books. The floor was made of brow ceramic tiles, The office is somehow quite simple. Mr. Adewale sighed, the man is cladded in a brown suit, Mr. Adewale is always in suits as far as I know him.

"sir, you can now see who the real thief is, that's why I said that we really need to exercise patience" Farid lectured

"you girls are in big trouble, one, for stealing a phone and two, for a blackmail" Mr. Adewale listed with counting his hands

"Out everyone!" Mr. Adewale said authoritatively

"yes sir" we all replied in unison except maryam and her accomplice.

What bemused me is the fact that after all this ordeal maryam have put me through, she still went ahead to do a sort of thing like that, she is very desperate and I think she has met her waterloo.


farid and Abraham and I all marched out of his office following Mr. Adewale whilst maryam and bashirat dragged their feet after us.

"attention everyone, as I have lectured earlier in the day, I actually called your attention to some things"

Tbc
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:32pm On Feb 18, 2018
Am sorry guys..... Nah network cuz dat rubbish..... Pesin don write story but to update nah problem
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:19pm On Feb 18, 2018
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Literature / Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 1:53pm On Feb 15, 2018
Cc Yinks89
damibiz

really it isn't my fault with the short updates........am using a small phone to update and I actually have to update and modify.....please try to wait for at least an hour before you read because I do modify my post
I got too busy nowadays coupled with the fact that I am preparing for my Jam exam, man is nt getting younger because I ought to have been admitted into school before now

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