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|Re: The Tutorial by nerd51(f): 7:24am On Jan 01|
Happy new year, everyone
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 7:29am On Jan 01|
Happy new month!!!
|Re: The Tutorial by pu7pl3(m): 9:44am On Jan 01|
Thanks for the mention baby
|Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 9:55am On Jan 01|
pu7pl3:You are welcome swtz
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 10:01am On Jan 01|
for every one in an institution, there will be a variation, different people with different destination. Some people are source of frustration while some are worthy of emulation. Some have high reputation and some are insignificant in the population.
After attending the tutorial for a week, I actually noticed some students although we are large in number for instance science class has a number of 76 students while arts and commercial seems to have larger numbers. But some people are kinda peculiar so they can easily be noticed. I actually gave them an alias to their name so as for you to know their characters like fake Fatimah, perfect peter, malicious maryam, nerdy Naim, mayhem mark, ravishing rihanat, jobless Joe, witty Wole and there is this guy that they nicknamed "pepperdem" well he actually peppered dem and not me sha, because I could term him has "swaggacious" if there is something like that in the dictionary. He his obsessed with fashion, although his name his Abraham.
The events that took place during my first week is not much. Only that we have our lectures and the students buzzing like bees when there is no teacher. There are so may perverts at the tutorial one of a such is mark, you noticed that I gave him the alias MAYHEM, yes, he is a mayhem like a hell of trouble. He could frustrate life of some one, He does not only frustrate the student but also the teacher like Mr. Garba the biology teacher once ask him
" mark can you tell us about liver" the man asked peering through his glasses. Mr. Garba his a tall and dark skinned man at his mid fifties, he a bit strict and his ascent is damn funny.
"but sir how can I be defining Lever in biology class" mark asked, although he knows the answer but he was just on his routine of trouble making.
" I said Liver, Idiot" Mr. Garba or let me say mallam Garba replied him angrily. He pronounced the liver well this time, because he actually pronounced the liver like lever.
" oh you mean liver? Yes liver is actually found in pools" mark said with a smirk
" what!!! Pools!!!!, what did you mean by that?" Mr. Garba asked him.
"well why do we have Liverpool if liver aren't find in pools?" he asked the infuriated teacher and this time the whole class burst into a hell of laughter.
"get out you bloody fool" Mr. Garba thundered.
Well that's not all about mark, he also blackmailed Rhoda, Rhoda is an arrogant rich girl. She is selfish and she is rude, as in extremely rude, but mark the mayhem taught her a lesson, a lesson that doesnt have to do with her jambs!
"babe can I kiss you" mark asked Rhode in a seductive way.
"well I'll rather kiss a poo than to kiss you" Rhoda replied him rudely.
"oya now" mark insisted.
" I will slap you and your brain will reset" Rhoda shouted at the top of her voice.
"well did you want it the easy way or the hard way? He asked Rhoda.
"suit yourself! Dimwit" Rhoda replied.
"okay babe" mark said and gave a wicked grin. Rhoda got suspended the next day. How mark did it still amazes me. You can get suspended for a week if you were caught with your phone during lessons and Mr. Adewale, the man, I met at the gate the first day is the one is the one responsible for putting things in order. You can also be suspended for having a relationship and its a two weeks suspension and the worse of it is that your parents will be notified.
Mark quickly searched Rhoda's bag and brought out her phone when Rhoda has gone out to get her self some snacks, mark put the volume of the tecno camon cx to the loudest volume, he quickly used her phone to flash his number and then return the phone to where it was.
Ten minutes later the Mr. Garba was busy teaching us Ecology and that was when Mr. Adewale was surveying round the class when suddenly
"If you no get money. Hide your face. You can call me Small Doctor. Ómó Iya teacher. Oti gba penalty wó throwing. Gbe n gbe gbe, gbe n gbe gbe X2. Gbe gbe ri gbe ri gbe de gbe re gbe....omo.." the sound was quickly put off but that was not before mr. Adewale heard the sound and mr. Adewale was about fishing out the when it rings again.
"If you no get money. Hide your face. You can call me Small Doctor. Ómó Iya teacher. Oti gba penalty wó throwing" Rhoda quickly stoped the annoying small doctor song. And now the cat is out of the bag, she has been caught.
"you have the audacity be making calls in the class! Come here" Mr. Adewale thundered.
"Sir, I can explain" she replied with fear in her voice.
"No excuses, bring your ID card and go and be making calls with that your boyfriend till next week" he said trying to ignore her previous statement.
"please sir, plea......"
"shut up" Mr. Adewale said with a lot of anger in his voice. "and I'll inform your parents right away" he added.
"she has played penalty enter throwing" mark said audibly and the whole class burst into laughter.
Mark at work.
|Re: The Tutorial by pu7pl3(m): 11:02am On Jan 01|
Wont you wish me a happy new year too baby
|Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 11:30am On Jan 01|
pu7pl3:My bad! Happy new year dear.. May this be a great year for you, more happiness, riches, wisdom, sound health.
Long life and prosperity.
|Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 12:12pm On Jan 01|
Before i comment help me greet ur Friend Farid..i came to understand that he is A Real Madrid fan,bcus u made mention of him claded in A glorious Madrid jersey...hala madrid to all madridstaz in the house
|Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 12:13pm On Jan 01|
Before i comment help me greet ur Friend Farid..i came to understand that he is A Real Madrid fan,bcus u made mention of him claded in A glorious Madrid jersey,.hala madrid to all madridstaz in the house
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|Re: The Tutorial by pu7pl3(m): 12:22pm On Jan 01|
Wow...thank you...and i wish you the same too baby
|Re: The Tutorial by pu7pl3(m): 12:24pm On Jan 01|
|Re: The Tutorial by demsid(m): 12:28pm On Jan 01|
Commentos. I'm feeling your story. Hope y'all will support me if i bring my story thread.
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 1:53pm On Jan 01|
You've got my full support
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 3:27pm On Jan 01|
Seriously!!!! This phone messed up!!! Now i have to type the update again after typing a whole update the phone just switched off!!! Omg!! And I do update when the inspiration comes ooo!!! What will I do now!!!
Lemme go fishing or practice yoga maybe the inspiration would come
|Re: The Tutorial by nerd51(f): 3:33pm On Jan 01|
UltimateDayg:Ehya, Sorry. We'll wait
|Re: The Tutorial by Hantonia(f): 4:04pm On Jan 01|
Gucciqueen38:Present Ma Hapi New Yr
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 10:26am On Jan 02|
Episode 3 continuation
Trick or treat
It was mark himself that boasted in the class and explained how he go about it to everyone in the class.
After observing my prayers on Sunday, I retired for my room to have a rest since the tutorial is from Monday to Saturday. I think those organisers of the lesson doesn't have respect or are not a fan of the word TGIF, that's why they extend it till Saturday.
I propped my head against the pillow, I unplug my phone from the charger and log into my Facebook account. I saw a new friend request and I checked the name was "kolawole Maryam", I checked the profile picture and it was a familiar face from my tutorial. I quickly accept the friend request and almost immediately she typed "Hi" it was like she is waiting for me or so.
"hi" she typed
"hello" I replied her
" i hope you could recognize me" she asked
"No" I lied, I really want her to introduce herself.
" I am Maryam from your tutorial" she said.
"okay maryam, so what's up?" I asked
"you might be thinking of how I got your username right?" she asked me and that's the truth.
"I saw your name on your note so I guess that's your Facebook username and I now see the reason that makes you and your friend so close". She answered her question before I even typed.
"I added you because of your girlfriend" she typed to me and I was confused. Is the girl running mad ni or na madness dey run am I asked myself.
"am just joking ni oo but my friend said she is interested in you so technically she is your girlfriend" she added with a love emoji.
I can now see that this girl need a medical check up.
"look girl, I am not the useless type ready to engage in any life wrecking relationship" I replied her.
"seem you are the hard type, how will a girl ask you out and you will just turn her down, she is ready to give you anything you want" she replied
"I will block you bitch from my account, stop disturbing my life"
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|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 12:08pm On Jan 02|
"you are really dumb, so trick or treat? Choose one" she asked.
"go to hell" I fired back. She replied with a grin and went offline. I really don't interstate what she meant by trick or treat.
"have you seen the girl yourself" I asked farid
" no but maryam told me she is the very shy and that she didn't want us to know her till you agree to date her" he replied. Maryam is really desperate about me dating her friend that she went ahead to tell farid and I really have to give in since farid is involved in the issue.
"okay I agree to date her but I will dump her if she mess up" I told him.
"No problem bro" he ended the call.
"i guess you are too beautiful that's why you didn't use picture as your profile picture, you are too shy o" I was busy chatting with maryam's friend on my Facebook. She didn't use her picture as her profile picture nor upload any picture of hers, she only do upload some pictures about relationships. The girl must be really shy.
"you always make me blush" se replied.
"so how are we meeting tomorrow?" I asked her.
"my friend will give you the details but don't bring your friend oooo"
"and also please say something romantic to me immediately you get to me because I can't start a conversation but I'll get along if you say something sweet" she added
"okay dear" I replied her
"bye sweetie, i wanna sleep" she replied with a sleepy and a bowed kiss emoji.
I also locked my phone, readjust my position on my bed and slowly i drifted up to dreamland.
"are you insane, crazy or something" the light skinned girl asked me.
Although I couldn't describe her much because she is the type that her hijab do kisses the ground so the only part I could see in her body is her beautiful face. She is so beautiful, her eyes is wonderful with a brown iris and white eyeball, her lips is like "come and kiss me" those pink lips or hers are inviting, she is not so short but she isn't tall. I actually thought it was because she is an hijab sister that's why she has been shy and didn't want to show her self till i agreed to date her because she, that was my thought when maryam pointed to her. I smiled inwardly and smack my lips because I felt on top of the world for a girl like her to ask me out not knowing that meeting her would be a nightmare.
"but why this, you are the one that said you wanna date me now" I protested. If it were to be a normal girl that said that to me I would have replied her rudely. I was actually confused about her statement because I was hoping she would just open her arms and hug me or maybe kiss but she is doing the inverse.
"date who?" she asked shouting and drawing attention of others at the tutorial. I was feeling embarrassed but I have to defend myself.
"but you actually told your friend that you have interest in me and we both agreed to meet today, she was the one that told me you are here and she is even here" I said trying to point to maryam who was few metres away from us but to my surprise i couldn't see her again. I was dumbstruck and immediately my mind told me about the trick or treat stuff, seems like I am tricked.
"so she has become a needle right? Please do yourself a favour go for a medical check up" she shouted on top of her voice. Students have now gathered around us and they seems to have known what's going on,. I just feel like disappearing immediately.
"what's wrong with your brain you this gold digger, Mr. Adewale!!! This boy is harassing me" she shouted and I could see Mr. Adewale coming with a frown on his face. Now I am in for it
I might not actually say my name but i expect you guys should figure it out!!
So short so bad.....i the story nice, did you really get this episode?
|Re: The Tutorial by nerd51(f): 1:27pm On Jan 02|
It's good, kudos
|Re: The Tutorial by lonesome501(m): 6:11pm On Jan 02|
d tutorial z goin to be a fun fill place..maryam jst want to play fast one on our guy,,see as d presume shy girl embarass our guy..nice update though..mre 2nite
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 7:35am On Jan 03|
maryam has tricked me! Now am in a big poo! I remembered that she said I should say something sweet Immediately I got to her, so that is really part of maryam's plan to make things worse for me.
Maryam actually pointed to another girl. I was thinking maybe its a mistake but no, its not because the girl stood alone. And maybe Maryam is the girl I have been chatting with thinking it was her friend. I actually called her some sweet names immediately i got to her. I don't know how maryam hatched her plan but she really tried with TRICK.
"why did you call my name like that rihanaht" Mr. Adewale asked her immediately he got to her. I think Mr. Adewale didn't hear the latter part except his name.
She looked straight into my eyes, boring some holes there, I immediately gave her the "have mercy on me O girl" look. Perhaps she got my message.
"its freaking hot and am tired of staying under the tree sir" she said with a disgust look on her face.
"I've called the driver and he said he is coming so pleas wait a bit" he said " and you can come stay with me for the main time" he added
"okay" she replied him
"I pardoned you this time and I will make sure you see hell big time" she whispered as she left with Mr. Adewale
Pheeeew, that was close I said to myself. I was happy that I even forgot to worry about the student that gathered around us before Mr. Adewale came.
Why would maryam do this to me, did maryam involve farid in her plan, why did the girl cover me up? This are the question I asked myself. Rihanaht as Mr. Adewale called her must be a rich girl and I now understand why she called me a golddigger.
As I was walking out of the compound, I could hear some gossips and some giggling at me as I passed by but who gives a Bleep.
"guy why did you do that kind of immature thing" a tall, dark and muscular guys asked me. The guy must have been gaming, he is cladded in a white gucci T-shirt and moschinos trousers and air max shoes.
"you won't really understand what happened" i replied him bluntly
"tell me I'll understand" he insisted. "I can also help you" he added.
I have no choice than to explain everything that happened to me.
"that maryam is a bitch, I'll help you restore your dignity and make them understand what really happened" he said. I thanked him and he also explain something to me so i won't fall for something like that the next time.
"maryam might want you for herself, that's the reason behind it" the guy said.
"want me by distracting me!" I exclaimed.
"she actually did that so you won't have the chance to talk with other girls, you know after you have been disgraced nobody would talk to you and if you ask a girl out she will remind you of the scenario that took place, then maryam will apologise and will give some girl excuses and then you become friends and from friends you'll become uhmn.....you will fall for her, trust me I know what she is up to am not new in this game and your friend didn't have anything with it he also didn't know her plans" he analysed. This guy is actually right, maryam is really desperate.
"but why can she just ask me out instead of doing that" I asked the guy
"girls don't usually do that she might have the fear that you would turn her down and mock her, she might have gave you some green lights but you might not notice" the guys replied.
I actually remembered something about the green light, maryam actually gave me one but i thought she was just being silly. That's a story for another day though.
"you are right bro, and thanks for the advice and what's your name" i asked him.
" my name is Joseph and what are guys for if we can't help one another" he said as we shook hands and depart.
That girl needs to be taught a lesson, a real lesson and not jamb lesson I thought as I called the bikeman.
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 1:56pm On Jan 04|
Comments will keep me motivated........ I know am not so goo and Thats why i need much criticism
|Re: The Tutorial by XCELsis(f): 2:59pm On Jan 04|
I really like your story, its fun to read, keep it up honey.
|Re: The Tutorial by nerd51(f): 5:02pm On Jan 04|
Keep it up, I love it
|Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 1:51pm On Jan 05|
Chapter 3 (continuation)
BULL AND THE BOY
Peter seems to be the people's favourite, hakeem on the other hand is people favourite too.
Peter is a not too short, a bit light in complexion he looks somehow brown, smart, brilliant and as well as handsome boy. He is brilliant and he is the teacher's favourite, he is quite an extrovert unlike some brilliant people I have met before him. We do talk someties so that's why I know his attitude.
Hakeem on the other hand is a tall, dark, muscular and well built guy, he has this deadly look like that of those ugly pirates in pirates of the Caribbean. To me hakeem must have been going to gym religiously because of his his muscles, they are really huge and i guess the guy must have 12 packs instead of the normal 6. Hakeem face looks horrible, his face can make you loose appetite for 40 days, my brother if you want to be like Jesus that fast for 40 days just stare at hakeem's face. His face has the background of charcoal and on it were pots, yes pots of pimples, although am exaggerating but those people were doughnuts like. His face is more scaly than pineapple self. His face looks like pineapple just that there is nothing like black pineapple.
Peter is people's favourite in the positive way but hakeem is people's favourite in otherwise. The former had an issue with the latter because of latter's boss attitude.
Hakeem empty headed type that do feel like the boss, he will order weaker ones around and threaten to deal with them if they disobey but he haven't tried that nonsense with me before he met his waterloo. "Gramophone" is hakeem's favourite friend and prey. Gramophone is a dark, thin and hungry looking boy although his real name his ganiy but peter nicknamed him gramophone because of how he speak, did i say speak? To me he do squeak
|Re: The Tutorial by nerd51(f): 6:00pm On Jan 05|
Thanks for the mention
|Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 8:15pm On Jan 05|
I'm with u bro,more Data to ur Sim.....greet my madrid friend Farid jare
|Re: The Tutorial by XCELsis(f): 10:05pm On Jan 05|
Thanks for the mention
|Re: The Tutorial by mattsejuro(m): 7:46am On Jan 06|
pls mention me...wen u av updated ur story
|Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 8:30am On Jan 06|
|Re: The Tutorial by baski92(m): 8:48am On Jan 06|
UltimateDayg:number one mistake, why you plAy homage to we the bOss of leatreature section before starting this story.
|Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 9:29am On Jan 06|
Nice one.. Sorry have not been that active
Come and continue
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