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PoliticsRe: PAY YOUR TRIBUTE TO SERGENT SUNDAY BADUNG by Ultrame(m): 12:08pm On Feb 17, 2012
You guys paying "respects" are kidding right?

Who pays respects to a man who used his own hands to kill himself? I watched the video and I found his actions really annoying. I'm sorry he died, but he doesn't have my respects. Not an inkling of it.
WebmastersRe: GTBank Website Has Been Hijacked? by Ultrame(m): 3:04pm On Feb 15, 2012
!rejoice:
http://www.digiss.net/resources/blog/entry/gtbankdotcom-hijacked-qshop-closed-please-come-back-laterq

Anyhow, let's watch how this event unfolds and hope that our dear GTBankDOTcom recovers on time - I need to do some online banking fast
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It's back online but the normal flash animations are not loading. I wouldn't login to the internet banking yet if I were you.
RomanceRe: Photo Of The Day: Valentine Blues by Ultrame(m): 5:09pm On Feb 14, 2012
LOLZ. I'd like to know what's going on in this guy's mind.
RomanceRe: How To Manage My Three Girlfriends On Valentine's Day by Ultrame(m): 8:15am On Feb 03, 2012
~Killz~:
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Falls from OKADA @ "over skill dey kill monkey" grin grin grin
The guy no smart at all! You play so tey, you dey play 2 girls for area? shocked The funny thing be say the girls no send am! Valetine season no be season to chyke babe at all! All girl wey you chyke must gree. . . And after valentine, your body go tell you!

The neck muffler makes sense. But some of these girls go tell you say you can still move! grin grin grin Abi cant you move? cheesy You only cant turn your neck! Bro, abeg just break leg! grin grin grin Add the neck muffler make dem no say the accident serious! grin grin
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LOLZ. You're clearly a veteran. But he still has to pay the doctors for the casts and muffler. That money can easily fund a valentine's dinner for . . . Oh forget it! Multi-tasking is so hard!
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Is Innocent - Fani Kayode by Ultrame(m): 3:43pm On Jan 31, 2012
This is exactly what happens when u don't "buy" from your regular source. You become intellectually challenged.
PoliticsRe: Female Bomber Arrested In Abuja by Ultrame(m): 3:35pm On Jan 31, 2012
C0rk and Bull sh|t
HealthRe: What's The Best Insecticide For Lagosian Mosquitoes? by Ultrame(m): 2:22pm On Jan 25, 2012
voltron:
I have been under heavy assault from Lagos mosquitoes the past 5 years and they have now decided to be wicked unlike before when the give me malaria, now when they suck my blood they spit the excess on the bed and floor and are just wasting it anyhow and one mosquito can suck from different areas like hand, near an unripe pimple or behind my ear. it is just wicked. but now my problems are solved when i discovered BOKOFLEET  grin grin use once kill everytime
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ROFLMAO. Walahi u no well! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Shameful Conduct Of Nigeria Policemen by Ultrame(m): 8:23am On Jan 25, 2012
logica:
Oh, so what are they right now? That question is not as profound as you convinced yourself to believe.
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Trust me my friend, it could be worse. Imagine what will happen if all the ignominious bastards in the Nigerian Police are flushed out at once. My guess is that they wont need to cover their berettas with old newspapers anymore.
PoliticsRe: Shameful Conduct Of Nigeria Policemen by Ultrame(m): 6:17pm On Jan 24, 2012
Na today?
We are all guilty in one way or the other, of causing the mess that is the Nigerian Police today! Here's why:

Remember that hideous cousin of yours that couldn’t pass his JSS 3 exams? What advice did you give him? Here, let me juggle your memory: "GO AND JOIN THE POLICE!" That was what you said.

What about your bully, illiterate "friend" that was constantly getting the boot at his brick-layer's apprenticeship? Yeah, you gave him the same advice, "GO AND JOIN THE POLICE".

Regrettably, they took your advice and the police is now littered with "brutal" entities who have failed at everything else and nonentities whose moral characters couldn’t go any lower.

I think it's a little bit hypocritical to do a U-turn and chant "Down-with-the-Police" slogans at the top of our collective voices.

The question we should all ask ourselves is: "How do we remove the rot that is the Nigerian Police without turning our "Cousins" and "Failed Brick-layer apprentices" into well-trained armed robbers within the twinkle of an eye?

Food for thought.
GamingRe: What's Your Favorite Type Of Game? by Ultrame(m): 3:54pm On Jan 24, 2012
FPS - All the way.

tboy1:
fps
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Yo. Tboy wetin dey?
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Warns Petroleum Marketers by Ultrame(m): 5:47pm On Jan 19, 2012
Or what?
PoliticsRe: Fire At National Assembly Building In Abuja: Can Anyone Confirm? by Ultrame(m): 6:54pm On Jan 14, 2012
Lots of arsonists on Nairaland. . .
PhonesRe: Your Most Played Track Right Now On Your Mobile Device List by Ultrame(m): 6:01pm On Dec 21, 2011
Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie (best song EVER!)
Music/RadioRe: Vic O And Speedy Darlington Fight On Twitter Over Diss Track by Ultrame(m): 5:21pm On Dec 19, 2011
odiaero:
Am still to know who they are
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Walahi!!!
FoodRe: What's The Best Time To Eat Eba And Soup In Your Household?. by Ultrame(m): 4:54pm On Dec 19, 2011
I eat eba in the morning, eat eba in the afternoon and eat eba in the evening.

. . . and yes, my name is [i]Eba[/i]nezer!!!  grin grin grin
FamilyRe: What Is Wrong With Men Living With Their Parents After Marriage? by Ultrame(m): 12:05pm On Dec 16, 2011
Everything!!!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 9:19pm On Dec 09, 2011
Ara (Wonder) - Brymo
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 1:25pm On Dec 09, 2011
Eat Me, Drink Me - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 12:39pm On Dec 09, 2011
Dope Show - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 12:36pm On Dec 09, 2011
The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 12:34pm On Dec 09, 2011
Baboon Rape Party - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 12:32pm On Dec 09, 2011
Inauguration of the Mechanica - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 12:29pm On Dec 09, 2011
Better of Two Evils - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 12:24pm On Dec 09, 2011
Rock Is Dead - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 12:23pm On Dec 09, 2011
Redeemer - Marilyn Manson
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 8:02am On Dec 05, 2011
How We Operate - Gomez
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 7:50pm On Dec 01, 2011
Little Brother - Turin Brakes
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 7:37pm On Dec 01, 2011
Citizen Erazed - Muse
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 7:35pm On Dec 01, 2011
Imaginary Girl - The Silver Seas
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 7:30pm On Dec 01, 2011
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 7:22pm On Dec 01, 2011
On A Day Like Today - Keane
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ultrame(m): 7:18pm On Dec 01, 2011
Plug In Baby - Muse

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