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Tanx guys sha d course is computa science

I got 243 in ma jamb any hope I will get admission into abu

Hsquare98: Anybody goin 2 abu 4rm lagos n aspirin in social sci dep

am from Lagos 2
how we go do be dat

any person from lagos going to the postutme

anynews abt d meeting

Wetin be firstbatch again n secondbatch...and wen is registration to buy scratch card endin

Jewel Bukky: gamu nan. Mene course na ka?

computer science on wednesday

Dose fron kano state seekin 4 admission let me know u alll plss...

Hey plss is dis postutme gonna stand bcx of dis ASUU strike or it will be after ASUU strike is caall off..make we no bcx we are far away frm zaria

A husband comes home from work looking troubled,and his wife asks him what the problem is. ...

HUSBAND: Honey I have a problem at work.

WIFE:No dont say "i" use "We" since we are husband and wife and one flesh.

HUSBAND: OK,Honey we have a problem at work,our secretary is pregnant for us.
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A Jamaican Rastaman was making love to his woman for the first time. While on top of her and enjoying it, he suddenly screamed with excitement yaaaah man.. He then got up & ran out of room. He came back with a glass of water and poured it into the girl's vagina. Frightened, she shouted "Wat da Hell You Do Dat For?" The man answered, 'Damn'it woman dis ting too sweet man ~me gonna dilute it, rememba me diabetic...lol

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as Iwas ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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[quote author=umaru52];Dare their conversations:

Man: hi my luv
Girl: hi sweetheart
Man: how was ur day
Girl: fine my luv and urs
Man: mine was great (msg sending failed)
Girl: are u there?
Man: yes am here my luv (msg sending failed)
Girl: are u ignoring me because of ur wife?
Man: no no my luv, my wife is old and u are better than her (msg sending failed)
Girl: talk to me if u ar not ignoring me
Man: u know I luv u and can’t do without u (msg sending failed)
Girl: I can see u hav abandoned me
Man: no my luv don’t say so (msg sending failed)
Girl: fine, i think dis relationship is over
Man: damn u, go to hell (msg sent).

;Dare their conversations:

Man: hi my luv
Girl: hi sweetheart
Man: how was ur day
Girl: fine my luv and urs
Man: mine was great (msg sending failed)
Girl: are u there?
Man: yes am here my luv (msg sending failed)
Girl: are u ignoring me because of ur wife?
Man: no no my luv, my wife is old and u are better than her (msg sending failed)
Girl: talk to me if u ar not ignoring me
Man: u know I luv u and can’t do without u (msg sending failed)
Girl: I can see u hav abandoned me
Man: no my luv don’t say so (msg sending failed)
Girl: fine, i think dis relationship is over
Man: damn u, go to hell (msg sent).

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