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God in any way we Nigerians have failed house as a nation pls do not torture us pls. Torture the rich and corrupt elites that have continuously raped our country. Amen

Pls do not close this page without placing a prayerful curse on our corrupt leaders.

Corona has altered life in all ramifications. If you land in Ghana airport you will be taken away by their armed forces to be quarantined for 14days.

This one is not a matter of giving fake address, and be hiding from health officials, it's instant quarantine.

Nigeria is still playing..your legislatures are evading and resisting tests not to talk of quarantine.

Teespice:
I said what I have to say. You want to derail the thread, the joke is on you.

Abeg comot there make we see road

BlackBoyMane:
I've learnt my lesson bro.

How best can i contain this Syphillis or Gonorrhea?

You should be in the hospital now. Not on NL. See your doctor

Syphillis/Gonorrhea can't be ruled out. Stop having sex without CD guy. Chai

No church today. We are live streaming. Offering is via bank transfer

Teespice:
see ehn, I love to stay on my lane a lot. Hardly do I go about looking for trouble instead, na trouble dey always jam me.

you used your alternate to insult me few weeks ago, if I had known it was you, I would never have given you the satisfaction of replying you but doing the needful by reporting your post to the mods.

now you came back with your main handle and called me a bitch even when I didn't talk to you or mention your handle. if someone asks you what I did to you, I bet you cannot even say this is exactly what I said/did. this is how you go about using all manner of derogatory words. that particular day in question, i recall making a comment which didn't concern you, you jumped into my mentions calling me mgbeke and then launched into a verbal diarrhoea when i replied you in like measure. you weren't satisfied, you had to mention tee bitch in one of your conversations with someone else.

if you know you rapport with nwaneni/logobenz please tell him to stay away from any thing that has to do with me on this thread or nairaland in General. I do not know you neither do I have any dealings with you on or offline.

dey your lane, let me stay on mine. I am saying this because next time i may not be this polite.

ka chineke mezie okwu. if you like, reply this with more missiles, i will be more than happy to report you to the mods who will do the needful. consider this a very friendly warning. you may have insulted others and myself on that particular day and gotten away with it but not anymore.

good morning and happy Sunday.

What kind of epistle is this one na? Even on a Sunday morning. Can't you ignore? For someone u call unfortunate o...you give a reply?
Your moniker says teespice and in his write up he said teebitch. Abi that's part of your name ni? If u cant ignore him it means you are obsessed with him. You like him simple!
Tspice loves Logo and Logo loves Tspice

Iogobenz:
Let me be your sugar daddy ms sweets
That is if you look as hot as the picture you posted and not over 22 years of age.
No be say when time reach now you go come be like that tee bitch.
#Nomoreboreholes

Chair you wan cause fight here? I have gone through a page on this thread that there was serious fight here between guys and other guys fighting for babes here. Leave this one na person property o

Dyt:
Pls gimme direct link(page) to the drama

**rubbing palms**

Link for wetin? abeg go ask your fellow women for the link.

sulips:
no be small funny thread, seems the guy is a gold mine and a lucky one just found the only keys to the mine

Anyway sha lemme continue to observe, a funny thread it is
Abeg am sneezing don't come near me oo

Na una way na envy and jealousy. I am very sure the guy's head is swelling seeing all the scramble for his attention. No I am not leaving this thread anytime soon. This thread is a stage, drama filled.

LegendHero:
Let me drop my own too.

This is fried rice with goat meat to support it.

As a sharp guy, delicious food is important!

See food na

Iogobenz:
So was bored and hungry and I just decided to make something,anyhow.Tired of eating box food abeg,the sugar is enough!
Corona don make business no dey move so mehn dey house on a steady dey eat and drink
All of you overhyping this thing ehn
Pic 1;the recipe
Pic 2;process
Pic 3;the food.
Pic 4;highness
At all at all i try abeg cos I don't cook on a normal day.

Chair! You snap ur belle join?

Petyprincess:
Lol i dnt know why I'm laughing because what you said is true though!

Wetin i talk?

iamoyindamola:
You no see orangutan instead

eyes u no get. comot there

Dyt:
To over 1800 pages?

No chop am
Dey chop the ones on your screen
Lick am

I don laugh tire for the thread. e come be say na even the ladies dey troll each other. Reason why I can never vote a woman to be a president in Naija,Una problem too much. The lady sweet no even send una sef she dey busy post her things dey catch fun join. Some pple dey post weed as food sef. Very funny thread...I don see relaxation spot

Very funny thread only one person tensioning the thread. Started reading 4m page 1 now I am tired. Make I go chop my wife food abeg

Petyprincess:
Dinner for tonight,i dnt even feel the urge to eat this it's not good to fall ill o
To those that keeps this thread going nd lively y'all are the real MVP

This your soup na correct blood tonic o

iamoyindamola:
Attention seeker doesn't even know cow from goat

U sef na olodo that's a Zebra na

No day passes in this country that doesn't bring us nearer to the conclusion that Jubrilla is the Buhari

Sirjamo:
[s]A dangerous virus is on the loose, but all wailers want is to hear Buhari speak. Speak and say what exactly?

If you are obsessed with hearing his voice, play one of his many videos on YouTube. As for me, I am more interested in the steps he is taking to tame the virus.

I AM DONE TALKING[/s]

Are u OK at all. Just like a Father's presence is needed in the house so is it with the nation. Have u ever fallen sick or being in a state of quagmire while young? Imagine ur father being absent at that time...the sickness worsens. Even if u are on a recovery process, it will be so slow...now imagine ur dad appears and then d sickness suddenly disappears.
You see the US and other great nations no matter how trouble overwhelmes them just POTUS addressing the nation brings succour and a bit of relief to the pple.
Though his speech is as useless as the p in pneumonia. So much water has passed underneath the bridge. His speech should have come earlier than the Italian coroner

gidgiddy:
The real story behind this is that in 1968, Lt Lamurde and his men where stationed in village of Ogwe, just outside Aba. Lamurdes men captured a young Igbo guy in the bushes, wearing only shorts. The Soldiers took the young man to Lt Lamurde and told him they suspected the young man to be a Biafran Soldier who had ditched his uniform on sighting them, hence the reason why he was wearing only shorts.

As fate would have it, a foreign news crew was interviewing Lt Lamurde at the time the Soldiers brought the young man to him and their cameras were rolling. Lt Lamurde then asked the young man 'what is your name!' and the man said 'my name is Mathias Kanu'. The Lamurde asked 'are you a Biafran Soldier?', the man denied it.

Then Larmurde played a trick on the man to find out if he was indeed a Biafran Soldier. Lamurde shouted 'attention!' and the man responded. Lamurded then told the news crew 'he is a rebel Soldier!'

The news crew asked Lamurde what he would do to the man and Lamurde said replied 'we will take him to our HQ'

When the News Crew made to leave, Lamurde ordered his men to tie the man up and place him on the ground. Oblivious that the Camera was still rolling, Larmurde proceeded to shoot the man dead on the floor. He then ordered his men to throw the body into the bush

The news crew later went to Portharcourt where Adekunle had his Headquarters and showed him the video footage of the execution. Desperate to show the international media that the Nigerian Army was just, Adekunle had Lamurde arrested, court martialed and executed

Hmm well narrated. Pls where can i read up this history? Reference pls

Buhari Amaka
Presidency Amaka

Abi na? Wetin una want make we tell the Laura man again. We are tired of insulting someone that has ear infection. So we say Buhari Amaka make we see whether God go pity us small.

I love threads like this. At least i get to read history here since dey decided to bury history in our schools...'RIP Nigeria History' was what i saw on its tomb.

Babakent:
Why is nobody talking about numerous people who have prepaid meters and have by passed their meter?

That's a topic for another day. We are talking abt estimated billing and meeting of targets by disco marketers. There jobs are at stake. If targets ain't met no salary or probably half payment.

I can see some phcn officials are on this thread supporting their daylight robbery. Isn't God that will punch y'all. Nonsense!

Mailthaddeus:
Ur current charge is 18.2k. U have an arrears that is why it's high.

You don't understand those arrears came about due to their over billing system...especially months of epileptic power. There are months there we are served with 17k, 16k, 15 k as in for what? For how many persons? Intact, how much electricity did we use that month for u to be charging such an outrageous amount?

Manager will just sit in his office and tell marketers to double bill amount for the next month. And targets must be met...just like banks phcn operate same way.

femmy2010:
Meaning you guys have not paid power bill in more than a year
N258,000 is too much a debt

No, that's not the issue. Those phcn guys are rogues. What do u say when pple get to see light for only ten days and at the end of the month u be served a bill of 17k, 20k for persons not up to five. That huge bill accumulation u see is as a result of over billing... We pay what we can pay and leave the rest for the thieves. Since even their Phcn marketers are given target of how much profit they are supposed to rake in for their managers. Isn't that laughable?

UnknownT:
This will be an interesting thread. Lemme book a space

Which disco is this?

overdrive:
Is this bill for an estate

No, you can imagine this broad day light robbery and exploitation by these discos.

If the privatisation isn't working The Fed govt should acquire it back.

Have you been served this month's bill? If yes. Let's see how much. Reports reaching our ears says discos are doubling infact trippling the bills...for what na?

Last month it was announced that customers shouldn't pay more than expected, isn't? So why are the discos hiking the price of electricity this month?

This is an estimated billing for March amount was times 2 of the previous amount...for an area that can't boast of reasonable supply of electricity in a day. Which way Nigeria? Which way PHEDC? Exploitation! Robbing the masses!

Eko customers, Ikeja customers, Adamawa customers, Enugu customers etc how far? How much were you billed this March?