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GoodHardDick:
If this is a true story, then you're a SIMP

Never tell a woman your feelings, play the game smart and bang her, telling her you like, blah blah blah and all those rubbish is a total waste of time.

OP, you're just beating around the bush. Bang that woman and move on.

How do I go about it.

STARGREEN:
There's an adage that says... before going out with a woman that lost her husband, first find out what killed him.

I have thought about this too.
She once told me that her husband brother poisoned him because the man was brilliant. But for years she stayed without sex. Apparently because she can't have sex with another man else she die. Except she killed her husband to be getting sex from random men.

NobleSeed:
so na mother of two way suppose dey run follow you come dey pursue you?
How fa you fit Post your pics? I won check something boss.

My body structure isn't good at all. If that's what you want to see.

youngreezy:
Which kain smelling English be this?

Very bad. I edited my previous write up. I hope this one is better.
Expressing myself has being a great barrier. I am working towards making myself a better writer.
Thank you.

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There is this mother of two I know. Her husband is dead. I do visit her shop to kill time with some discussions. Whenever I am with her, I will always want to tell her my feelings towards her but I won't because I was afraid. I harbored fear and felt that she would react negatively and rain insult on me. She could be older than me but am 33 and average in height.
About a month ago, I visited her shop as usual. I hanged around until She parked few of the things that she is selling inside her house because it was time to end the activity of the day. When she came out, she stood with me for a while. It was around 10pm and I figured it out within myself that she needed me to say something. I told her my feelings for her after wasting about an hour.
I was surprised at her matured respond but no was the answer.
I did not pressurise her to accept my dating advance but once in a while, I do go and visit her in her shop.
I renewed my request after a while and she said she can't be in a relationship with me because I work close to her shop(house).
I left her without persuading her to accept me.
Just last week, I told her that I like her. She said I shouldn't say that to her but I should rather say "If not that you are married, I would have married you".
I never bought that line so I insisted that I like her. I also told her that I always tell people how I feel.
She wasn't happy so she told me that if I come to her shop again to ask her out, she will insult me. In her words, "I know how my husband suffered from me before I accepted to marry him"
She then started raising her voice before I walked away.
We haven't been talking for days now but greet if we cross paths.

My question now, did she rejected me because I cannot code or I am fearful.

I was banging an olosho so I asked her where is she from. She said that she is from the River. I looked at her face then continued my banging. As the banging was going on, I asked her which of the River. She she said River in Jerusalem. Ahhhh. I now asked her that she came all the way from Jerusalem? Hmmmmm

I came in peace. Na them know weytin dem they find me, I don finish weytin I find come.
I moved after knacking