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haydot95:
thought its always written in front of the celebrant's moniker on front page nw

lolz...u guys get time sha..btwn did we fill our DOB when joining nairaland?can't rmba..abi how does seun knows our age?

@haydot..how do u check sm1's age?

@timmy..very good idea..let me start then..I want to study law because.......


























I want to be a LAWYER!

Let's hear urs 1st jhor ...lolz

Damfash:
So, when were the other lists released last year?

december..or last week of november

This thread will make frontpage so

funshyboi: you must be from ogbomosho

Mtscheew 100x..see these lucky people complaining cus they will resume january,when oau is resuming MAY 3??if it doesn't change..as an ex-predite,I'd use 10 months at home...lucky ain't I?yes I am lucky!the previous set used 13!

dejii01: Yeah, I know. I've printed the original with the e-facility card. Since last week.

People print the notification?

kk bro..tanks..but sm1 on this thread did print the notification...lolz..

Wizkid is in ibadan..bodija I think



Aunty america pry/sec school..original name is aitch america or smtin bt dat's wat pple call it

Ori eran(goat head) community grammar school

Aperin(elephant killer)comm gram schl..ibadan

Nokia nur/pry skul

dejii01: I have.

not the jamb notification u have been admitted bla bla bla o..I meant the original admission letter..e-facility card and all that..the one u printed?

All of u shouting medicine,law,engineering..I bet those are the courses u guys chased all your life b4 u eventually settled for what u were given...


This course overrated,that underrated..what course are we now going to study in the university??..

As I used to say,no course guarantees food on ur table..it depends solely on u what u will make out of those courses..

Who don print in admission letter?

babysmart: if u ve bin admitted into oau faculty if law pls quote dis post

Bola wrote jamb three times and couldn't make it into the university so her illeterate mother was worried..

Bola had 2 leave house for UNILORIN to visit her friends..so she had malaria and was in their health centre and she called her mum to let her know

Bola:mummy goodmorning.I am in unilorin I am on admission

Mum:yea!thank God my daughter has finally gotten admission!!

Bola:no mummy I had malaria!

Mum:oh!u were given malaria..pls study it well my daughter

Bola:I wld be discharged tomorrom

Mum:God forbid!u will use ur 4 years completely..by God's grace

Bola:haa!haa! Mummy!

Lolz

Hello thread..it's kollington understatement getting sick of being called barrister already..will have to get used it to it anyways..

That awkward moment when u are strolling in ur area and u get to a mechanic shop and one mechanic calls BARRISTER!..and the other be like so n korin ni?is he singing ni?lolz...grateful anyways for the change of name from aspirants to freshers!


Gave thanksgiving in ystdae's night vigil..lol..happy I didn't flop in front of over 1,000 people..if u havn't..I urge you to..to perfect God's work..
Babysmart..dem no fit now..watin concern engineer with government?

lildrop: bruh yu r frm ogbomosho..... R yu a product of FGC

na..smith

Johnwills I dey here o..just in observing mode..HBD 2 u and chiamaka..LLNP

Holuwadharah: X-pdite,can u pls share with us likely topics dt questions wil come 4rm?

use jamb sylllabus...

lildrop: understatement. Like ao many questns shud i b xpectn as a glr aspirant

I have 4gten bro..but I tink 25 per subject..

jeffizy: My pastor asked me how much i bought my iphone6 . And I said 25k instead of 200k cos I didn't want him to know I have that kind of money with me.
Now he just gave me 50k to buy the same phone for him and his wife. What should I do?

haha!broda..na my topic u steal con gada likes 4 here..don't 4get everything we are doing..kkkk*raises eyebrow*..www.nairaland.com/1925418/imagine-pastor-ask-buy-him..

What about 1 second and 1 seconds?..u hear people say both..so which 1 is correct?

chisombenedicta: Jacking government.

well done and gudluck 2 u all

basille: Get him a Chinese clone, thank me later.

lolz

didfy: @op. your jobless also i blame MTN for free weekly 10mb

wat is this one saying?

achinaboy: buy them and get a prophets blessing

correct

Mention: Lol... I would dump d church

lolz..cus of ur own lies

Una go just dey view?no comments?

Your pastor asked you how much u bought ur iphone 6 and u said 50k instead of 450k because u don't want him to see u as a lavish spender..

So he gave u 100k to get 2 for him and his wife.What wld u do?..lolz

This wrong combo ish can be so annoying..been a victim once..God will see u guys trhough..

Haydot so u were my hostel mate?wia ur flat?and sorry bout ya dad

About tips to being successful..the most important one has been said by everibody which is KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR YOU!

I will say so many things wen u guys are finally admitted..

Gudluck 2 u guys as u are preparing 4 d exam

jarofclay: .......hmmm, I guess

u guess what?

Tushney: Can I switch to international relation as a GLR student ..pls I need replies

no..u need maths